Bowser unties Iggy and Larry, and everybody goes into the conference room. On the way, Iggy falls down the stairs in his wheelchair again. Then Bowser starts the discussion.
Bowser: Who’s the idiot that brought this… Yoshi thing into the castle?
Iggy and Larry try to sneak away.
Bowser: Sit your butts down.
They stop.
Bowser: I’ll ask again. Who brought the Yoshi?
Nobody saysa word. Then, Ludwig stands up.
Ludwig: It was me, Bowser.
Bowser: No, Ludwig. It couldn’t have been you. But I just noticed something. This Yoshi thing looks exactly like…
He looks at Karma.
Bowser: KARMA! WHAT DID YOU DO?!
Karma: Well…
Ludwig: I’ll explain. Remember when Karma and I went to attack Mario for a week? Well, that was when we went for our honeymoon after we got married…
Bowser almost faints from disbelief. Roy starts laughing.
Bowser: SHUT UP.
Roy stops laughing.
Bowser: Tell me this isn’t so. Tell me my oldest son didn’t just have a child with a hybrid that I should have killed YEARS ago!
Larry: But Bowser, if you had killed Karma, then you would have killed Ludwig in the process!
Iggy: And you wouldn’t want that, would you? Your heir to the throne and your third favourite son dying because of your rage against Yoshis!
Ludwig: Since when was I not the favourite?
Larry: Ever since me and Iggy were born.
Bowser: What? Larry and Iggy have gone against me?! Ug. How could this be? Well, enjoy your last week here at Castle Koopa, because when this week is over, Ludwig, Karma, Larry, and Iggy will be executed!
All four of them gasp.
Iggy: Well this stinks.
Larry: But Bowser, why would you want to have Ludwig dead in the first place? Don’t you need a new heir to the throne when you die?
Bowser: I WILL NEVER DIE.
Ludwig rolls his eyes.
Bowser: I only have a heir to the throne because I have to. Or in case something happens.
Larry: But you just said…
Bowser: I don’t care what I just said! But if I had killed Ludwig while almost killing Karma years ago, then that was a chance I was willing to take! I can’t just have a Yoshi hybrid running around having children with my sons! It’s unethical!
Lemmy: Is “unethical” a word?
Larry: According to the dictionary, “unethical” means-
Bowser: I KNOW WHAT IT MEANS!
Morton: I’m hungry.
Bowser: I DON’T CARE!
Larry: If someone is hungry, the common thing to do is to feed them.
Ludwig: I thought I was the smart one.
Bowser: We’re getting off topic here!
Roy: What were we talking about again?
Bowser: It doesn’t matter! Ludwig, you will regret ever disobeying me!
Ludwig: What did I do?
Bowser: Uh, well… I can’t remember. But you will regret it! Guards! Bring the “torture tape”!
Karma: The “torture tape”?
Larry: It’s Bowser’s tape of Teletubbies that he shows to his prisoners to torture them!
Ludwig: If it doesn’t kill you when it’s finished, then Bowser will kill you with one of his killing devices!
Iggy: So this is going to be like a real life Survivor?
Ludwig: That wasn’t funny.
Everybody starts to leave.
Roy: You’re in so much trouble now.
Morton: Nice knowing you.
Lemmy: I’d stay and watch, but I’m too busy doing other things.
Bowser: Hey Lemmy, come do my daily toe scrubbing!
Lemmy: NO THANK YOU.
Bowser: I’ll give you negative five coins!
Lemmy: Sure! Here I come!
Everybody but Larry, Iggy, Ludwig, and Karma now leave the room. The guards then bring the tape in and set up the VCR.
Iggy: Lucky Lemmy. He gets negative five coins! I could use that kind of money.
Larry: Uh, where’s Billy?
All: …
Iggy: I’ll check the security camera in Bowser’s room.
Iggy drinks some potion and disappears. Then he immediately comes back.
Iggy: Bowser’s setting up “The Crusher”!
Karma: “The Crusher”?
Larry: It crushes people!
Karma: …
Iggy: And he’s going to put Billy in it!
Ludwig: Well this stinks.
Iggy: That’s my line!
Larry: Wait, if Iggy can take me places with his potion, why can’t he take all of us?
Ludwig: Makes sense.
Iggy: Oops, the label says it can only take a weight of 175 pounds.
Ludwig: Don’t you and Larry equal 150 pounds or something? That wheelchair must weigh a lot.
Iggy: It’s foldable!
Karma: …
Larry: Why do we use American measurements? What’s wrong with Canadian?
Ludwig: Aren’t we not supposed to be concerned with Earth customs?
Larry: Aren’t we supposed to be saving Billy or something?
Iggy: Oh yeah. See ya!
Iggy drinks some potion. Iggy and Larry disappear, then appear in Bowser’s dungeon room. Bowser is preparing “The Crusher”.
Bowser: Bwa ha ha! This thing will suffer for his existence!
For some reason, Larry and Iggy are 15 feet in the air.
Larry: Darn American measurements.
They look down, and see the ground 15 feet below.
Iggy: Uh, problem here.
Larry: According to the theory of Mushroom Cartoons, we should be hovering in midair for approximately 15 more seconds.
Iggy: Jump!
Iggy and Larry jump to a nearby ledge. Then the wheelchair falls and hits Bowser on the head, just as he was about to start up “The Crusher”.
Iggy: My wheelchair!
Bowser: Ouch! Who did that?!
Larry: Uh, it was Lemmy, Morton, and Roy.
Bowser: Arg! Those bums!
Larry then takes out his metal club and throws it at Bowser.
Bowser: Ouch! Who did that?!
Larry: Uh, it was Lemmy, Morton, and Roy.
Bowser: Arg! Those bums!
Bowser runs away, and Larry snatches up Billy. Iggy then transports them to the living room.
Ludwig: Hey, you brought him back!
Larry: Well, we kinda had too…
Billy: Goo goo.
Karma: Kamek says he’s going to try to talk some sense into Bowser.
Iggy: Bowser might be too mad to be talked to right now…
In Bowser’s room, Lemmy, Roy, and Morton are getting the punishment of a lifetime.
Bowser: Assault by a wheelchair, who would of thought of that, MORTON?
Morton: It wasn’t me!
Bowser: Assault by a metal club, who would of thought of that, LEMMY?
Lemmy: It wasn’t me!
Bowser: Not paying the air tax, who would have thought of that, ROY?
Roy: It wasn’t me!
Bowser: For all these terrible deeds of yours, you all must suffer! Guards! Bring the “torture tape”!
Lemmy, Roy, and Morton: Groan…