There was a Shayde in the Underwhere when he saw someone enter the Underwhere for the first time. Another Shayde told him to see Queen Jaydes. The newcomer went to Queen Jaydes and she said that his game wasn’t over. She opened a portal back to Plit and the newcomer jumped in- and the first Shayde jumped in too!
Queen Jaydes: NO! He escaped! I have a bad feeling about this… I need to call Grambi.
Queen Jaydes takes her phone out and calls Grambi.
Grambi: Hello.
Queen Jaydes: Someone has escaped! I don’t remember who but it went back to Plit. We may need a search party.
Grambi: Yes, I’ll get one ready right now.
Meanwhile Bowser is sitting on his throne room when Kamek and Kammy come over to him.
Bowser: What now?!
Kammy: Some mysterious person just killed your guards, but we captured him.
Kamek: He’s coming in right now.
Two Hammer Bros. bring in a chained Koopa. His eyes are red and evil.
Bowser: Who are you and why are you here?
Koopa: You guess.
Bowser then remembers someone who looks like him.
Bowser: Dad! Is it you?
The Koopa nods
Bowser: But you’re dead! How did you come back?
So he tells what happened in the first paragraph.
Koopa: So yes, it is I, MORTON SR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lightning strikes as he laughs, and it starts raining.
Bowser: Well Dad, I want you to meet my eight kids. KOOPALINGS! REPORT TO THE THRONE ROOM! WE HAVE A SPECIAL GUEST!
The Koopalings groan, but soon every one of them enters the room.
Bowser: This is Grandfather Morton Sr.
Morton Jr: How come I’m Morton Jr?
Bowser: I don’t know about that.
All the Koopalings, even Morton, are speechless.
Larry: Well that’s nice, heh heh.
The Koopalings leave the room slowly.
In the hall…
Lemmy: That Morton Sr. guy doesn’t look too nice.
Roy: I’m afraid he might pound me.
Ludwig: I’m afraid that he will destroy my inventions with the blink of an eye.
Iggy: I’m afraid that he would kill me in one hit.
They go to their rooms until Bowser calls them for dinnertime. The Koopalings sit in their chairs and find that Clawdia made them each their favorite meal.
Bowser: So kids, what did you do today?
Larry: My plants died.
Wendy: My makeup was ruined.
Morton: I didn’t talk as much today.
Lemmy: My ball popped.
Ludwig: My invention exploded.
Roy: I didn’t pound Iggy.
Bowser Jr: I got paint on my face
Iggy: My poker show was cancelled.
Clawdia: Looks like you had a bad day.
Morton Sr: Everyone has bad days. I love ‘em.
Morton Sr. glances at Iggy, who quivers in fear.
Bowser: Before you were born, old Morton and I would go down and torture our prisoners to death.
Morton Sr: It was my favorite hobby.
During dinner every Koopaling, even Roy, is frightened by Morton Sr’s stories. After dinner the Koopalings go to bed and each has nightmares. Here is Ludwig’s nighmare. Ludwig is working on his prized invention when Morton Sr. comes and destroys it in one punch. He then eats Ludwig. Ludwig wakes up screaming.
Ludwig: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Lemmy’s dreams he is rolling on his ball when Morton Sr. is on a ball and uses a giant pin to pop Lemmy’s ball. Then he eats Lemmy.
Lemmy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Roy is having a dream in which he is in a wrestling arena when Morton Sr. jumps into the ring and pounds Roy him with his fist. Then he eats Roy.
Roy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MOMMY!!!
Iggy is having a dream where he is playing poker when Morton Sr. comes and beats him in the match. He then screams at Iggy with snakes coming out of his mouth.
Iggy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
His scream breaks his window, but nobody is awoken. Meanwhile Wendy is having a dream in Toyland when she finds a doll with Morton Sr’s face on it. It chases Wendy.
Doll: Wendy, come to me! Wendy, come to me! Wendy, COME TO ME!!!
The doll corners Wendy.
Wendy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Morton is having a dream about wedding cake. He is on the wedding cake when it comes alive with Morton Sr’s face on it. Then it eats Morton.
Morton: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Larry is having a dream about plants when he finds a Piranha Plant that has Morton Sr’s face on it. Then it eats Larry.
Larry: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Bowser Jr. is having a dream where he is on a piece of paper with Morton Sr. painting in black paint. He paints Bowser Jr, then picks him up and eats him.
Jr: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
The next day the Koopalings are eating breakfast with Bowser and Clawdia reading the newspaper when Morton Sr. comes in.
Morton Sr: Hi kids.
Koopalings:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
All the windows in the castle shatter during the scream.
Bowser: What’s going on?
Clawdia: The kids have been acting strange ever since your father came back from the dead.
Morton Sr: How could I be so scary to my grandchildren?
Bowser: What’s the cause of this?
The Koopalings point to Morton Sr.
Iggy: He’s scary! I had a nightmare that he beat me in a poker game, then ate me! But before that he screamed with snakes coming out of his mouth!
Wendy: I had a nightmare too! He was the face of a doll that he screamed at me but I don’t remember if he ate me or not.
Soon all the Koopalings tell about their nightmares the previous night.
Bowser: I see, maybe you’re a little bit shy.
Morton Jr: No, he is completely scary, frightening, terrifying, freaky, unusual, R.L. Stine-type of monster.
Roy: Enough already!
Roy pounds Morton unconscious.
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!!!
Roy: *gulp*
Bowser: To the dungeon! NOW!
Bowser drags Roy to the dungeon and locks him up in the deepest cell.
Roy: But Pop!
Bowser leaves without saying a word. He is back in the kitchen, where Clawdia, Morton Sr, and the Koopalings except Morton Jr. and Roy are sitting.
Bowser: Anyway, I understand, kids. How about Morton Sr. and I go rampage the Marios for a few days?
Koopalings: Sure.
Bowser: Great!
Meanwhile the Morton Sr. search party is walking around Plit when they come to Mario’s house.
Nimbi 1: Openeth the dooreth!
Luigi opens the door.
Luigi: What? A letter to a party at Peach’s castle? We’re not going, that’s the FBI’s new job so we don’t have to keep rescuing the princess.
At Peach’s castle there are secret spy guards with shades on. Peach comes out of her room.
Guard 1: Warning, escort princess to other side, over.
Peach is about to open a door when an agent stops her.
Guard 2: Warning, open door for safety.
Fawful is on the other side.
Fawful: This is the easiest job ever.
Agent 2: Destroy intruder!
The agent gets a laser gun out and melts Fawful into a pile of ash.
Back with the Morton Sr. search party…
Luigi: Oh, that’s not it? Come in.
The Nimbis and D-Men come in.
D-Man 1: We have come for Morton Sr. He has escaped.
Luigi: Morton Sr?! I thought my father killed him.
Nimbi 1: Well your father didn’t kill him, but he died later. Anyway, he’s back because he escaped the Underwhere.
Luigi: I bet a million dollars that he’s at Bowser’s castle. Hold on. MARIO, GET DOWN HERE!
Mario comes in.
Mario: What do you want?
Luigi drags Mario to Dark Land all the way to Bowser’s castle.
Koopatrols: Stop.
Luigi goes through the door as Iggy runs down the hall.
Mario: Freeze! Iggy, you’re going down!
Iggy: It’s not me! It’s Morton Sr! He’s scary! He wants to eat to eat all of us Koopalings.
Mario: Then let’s move.
The Morton Sr. search party comes back.
Nimbi: We saw Morton Sr, he and Bowser are ready to board the doomship.
Luigi: We’d better follow him.
So the Mario Bros, Nimbi search party, and Iggy run to the doomship, but Larry stops them.
Larry: Halt! Mario, prepare for extermination!
Mario: We’re here to help you send Morton Sr. back to the Underwhere.
Larry: Then let’s moooooooo-ooooooooooooooove.
The Shroob mothership is attacking the castle.
Princess Shroob: Revenge! I finally learned English. Anyway, die for killing my sister.
The mothership sucks Mario, Luigi, the Morton Sr. search party, Larry, and Iggy inside. Princess Shroob walks up to them.
Princess Shroob: Time to die, Mario Bros. and whoever else is with you.
Mario: Stop! We’ll make a deal, I’ll revive your sister as long as you leave us alone and help us bring Morton Sr. back to the Underwhere.
Princess Shroob: Um, ok, it’s a deal. Now where is this Morton Sr?
Luigi: On the doomship.
Shroob: Very well. Shall we initiate attack?
Princess Shroob: Yes please, fire at will.
The mothership starts firing at the doomship.
Bowser: Uh oh! Dad, the Mario Bros. are being helped by the Shroobs.
Morton Sr: Then let’s fight back.
The doomship starts firing at the mothership.
Princess Shroob: Time for our secret weapon. FIRE THE SHROOB MISSLLE!
Shroob: Yes, Your Highness.
The Shroob fires a missile that hits the doomship. It crashes to the ground. But the mothership is running out of fuel.
Computer Voice: @#$^&%&$&&$ (Warning, fuel level 0.)
Mario: Aw crud.
The mothership crashes to the ground, far from where the doomship crashed.
Why is Morton Sr. so scary? Why is the FBI so cautious about where Peach goes? How did Princess Shroob learn English? How did Mario understand the computer voice when it was speaking Shroobish? Did Bowser and Morton Sr. survive the crash? Did our heroes survive the crash? Stay tuned.