Fireball: Hello and welcome to the finals of FIGHT FOR GLORY! It is my pleasure to introduce my co-host... WARIO!
Wario: Hi everyone! It's an awesome day outside and stuff, and a lot of other random stuff with a cherry on top.
Fireball: That makes no sense, but who cares?
Wario: Right! Today two men are left out of the thirty-two that tried...Two are here and thirty are just wishing they were here.
Fireball: How true... But here are our final two!
Wario: It's me! The great and awesome WARIO! No dino shall stop the great Wario!
Yoshi: Yoshi shall win this and hope for free cake in the mansion!
Fireball: There is Yoshi... and with the rest of the FREE FOOD!
Wario: The great Wario shall win this for sure now!
Fireball: Really, Wario?
Wario: Pretty much, yeah.
Fireball: That's good. Because you will be doing a really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hard race!
Fireball: Gasp indeed! Because you guys have to do a best three out of five!
Everyone starts to scream in excitement
Fireball: Today, you will have your first three out of five quest. But remember, it does not get easy. You can quit if you want to, but you will lose that round. Am I clear so far?
Yoshi: Yoshi have no clue.
Fireball: Fine, I'll shut my trap!
Fireball kicks Luigi
Luigi: (in pain) What was that for?!
Fireball: For kicks!
Fireball: No, but for real, you said ok loudly.
Yoshi: When do we start first round?
Fireball: Well, to make the show better, we’ve got to raise the drama, the intensity, and that stuff, you know. What people look for in a show.
Fireball: Here is your first round for Glory!
Yoshi: Yoshi ask, where you get bong thing?
Fireball: Well Yoshi, if you must know-
Yoshi: And Yoshi must.
Fireball: I stole it. But here is Toadsworth to explain the first round to you.
Toadsworth: Ahem! The first round for Glory will have a lot of tough things to go though! First you will have to run to the stop sign that reads "Glory", and there will be a key in it for you. Keep running ahead and there will be a door for you. Use the key to open it. There will be Boos in the room and you will have to avoid them by going into the next room. You will have to go up some stairs and when you get to the top, there will be nothing up there but a little ground. Dive into the water, off the little cliff you’re on, whatever it's called, and when you get in the water, you will have to swim to an island. You will have to dig for another key and when you find it, there will be a jet-ski for you to take to get back here. Then climb the mountain and when at the top, go down the smooth hill with a sled. Then when you hit the bottom, there will be a door for you once again. Open it with the key and then sounds will go off, telling you, you won! Got that, everyone?!
Yoshi: Yoshi, not hear anything.
Wario: The great Wario is hungry, and no one heard what you said, you loser!
Toadsworth: I'll say the rules again. Ahem! The first round for Glory will have a lot of tough things to go though! First you will have to run to the stop sign that reads "Glory", and there will be a key in it for you. Keep running ahead and there will be a door for you. Use the key to open it. There will be Boos in the room and you will have to avoid them by going into the next room. You will have to go up some stairs and when you get to the top, there will be nothing up there but a little ground. Dive into the water, off the little cliff you’re on, whatever it's called, and when you get in the water, you will have to swim to an island. You will have to dig for another key and when you find it, there will be a jet-ski for you to take to get back here. Then climb the mountain and when at the top, go down the smooth hill with a sled. Then when you hit the bottom, there will be a door for you once again. Open it with the key and then sounds will go off, telling you, you won! Got that, everyone?!
Yoshi: Yoshi got everything.
Wario: You bet!
Fireball: Bet what?
Wario: A taco!
Yoshi: Yoshi want to get race over with!
Wario: I am hungry!
Fireball: Shut up!
Yoshi: Fine! But Yoshi will win the race for sure now, knowing food is in mansion!
Wario: FOOD! I am pumped to win this race!
Wario: So and so.
Fireball: Ready... Set...
Sweat drops from Luigi's nose and Mario punches Luigi... well... for... you know! Being himself, except with gross sweat from his nose... Ew...
Wario and Yoshi start to run to the Glory sign. Wario, so fat, is going really slow, and is losing the race, but Yoshi has quite the speed, and is in the lead!
Wario: No poet stuff!
It's not poetry... Or is it...? Well, anyway, the two warriors run to the post. Yoshi gets there first and grabs the key and runs straight ahead. Wario is still running, and is not even close to that sign yet! Yoshi gets to the door and opens it up. Yoshi in the room with the Boos, and he eats them all up like it is nothing. Yoshi thinks they taste good. Wario is at the post and grabs the key, and is grumbling about the race. He runs to the door and sees a Mushroom. He gulps the Mushroom and goes full speed ahead to the door. He is at the door and opens it and the ghosts are scared of him.
Wario: Because I look so strong!
Boo: No! Your breath smells like garlic!
Wario: Boos can smell?
Boo: Seems like it!
Wario climbs up the stairs and Yoshi is at the top. Yoshi jumps off and goes in the water. Yoshi backstrokes to the island. Wario is now on the top and cannonballs into the water! The water splashes on everyone except for Fireball and Mario, who brought an umbrella. Wario swims to the Island now as well. Wario can see Yoshi and goes as fast as he can to catch up with him. Wario catches up with Yoshi, and Yoshi seems shocked that Wario is doing so well. Yoshi starts to go to the island at full speed now. Wario just goes back to a normal swimming pace. Yoshi seems to be way ahead of Wario now, and is still going full blast as he paddles his way to the island. Wario sees a jet-ski. He pushes the riding Shy Guy off of it and rides it to the island.
Shy Guy: Oh come on! This has got to be the worst day ever! First I get a parking ticket and I don't even have a car, I get blamed for robbery, and Fireball almost got me in jail!
Who cares? Wario gets to the island first and starts to dig for that key. Yoshi is there now as well, and starts to dig too. Wario is starting to use his teeth now to find his way to the key. Wario chomps on something hard, and it's the key! Wow, that must have hurt! But if you’re Wario, chances are, it does not hurt at all. Yoshi starts to gulp sand and spit it out into tiny pieces, looking for that key. Wario jumps on the new jet-ski and rides off. Yoshi finally spits out the key and takes it, and gets on his jet-ski. Yoshi goes as fast as he can and passes Wario. Wario takes out a piece of garlic and throws it at Yoshi’s jet-ski, which does not do anything until Yoshi smells it and falls off his jet-ski. And for some reason, the jet-ski blows up. Wario now has the lead and makes it back to Fight for Glory. Wario starts to climb the mountain. Yoshi swims his way back as well and starts to climb the mountain too. Where is Yoshi getting this energy?!
Wario: Beats me.
Fireball: And me.
Mario: And me as well!
Yoshi goes ahead of Wario and Wario gets an angry face. Heh heh... He's mad. But no time for that, because Yoshi is zooming his way to the top of the mountain. As Wario climbs, little pebbles start to fall off. Yoshi is too busy climbing to notice something so interesting. As Yoshi is almost at the top, Wario seems to catch up! Wario and Yoshi are a few steps away to the top! But then...
Something cool happened, that I just missed. And Yoshi has no idea... about the random thing! Yoshi is wondering why they gasped..
Yoshi: Yoshi think it's the butter joke.
That is funny... but back to the event! Yoshi gets to the top, gets on his sled, and goes down the hill. Wario is right behind him, but he trips and rolls into a big snowball and goes down the hill! That's really, really smooth! Yoshi dodges trees and rocks, but looks behind him and sees the snowball. Yoshi tries to go faster now! Yoshi gets down to the bottom of the hill and goes to the door and tries to open it. Then he remembers about the key and looks in his pocket... it's gone! That's what the crowd was gasping about! Wario makes his way down and tries to get out of the snow. Yoshi punches the door, kicks, and even gets a log to open it. Wario is still trying to get out of the snow. Yoshi is tired now and gives up. Wario gets out of the pile of snow and opens the door.
DING DING DING! WHOOOOOOOOOOP! WHOOOOOOOOOOP!
Wario: Those *pant* are *pant* cool sounds... *pant*
Fireball: Let's look at the scoreboard!
Best 3 out of 5
Fireball: What a huge upset! I'm sure some Yoshi fans are upset...
Red Yoshi: You bet we are!
Fireball: But the race for Glory is still not over! But we’re out of time for today, everyone!
Everyone but Luigi groans. Mario kicks Luigi.
Luigi: (in pain) Why did you do that?!
Mario: For kicks!
Mario: No, because you didn’t groan when the show was over.
Bowser: Oh my gosh... My window is not crashed! YEAH!
2 Goombas, 3 Koopas, 1 Shy Guy, 11 Boos, 43 Magikoopas, 1 Larry, 8 Spear Guys, and 1 Luigi come crashing through the window
Bowser starts to wreck the whole place
Back at Fight for Glory…
Fireball: Well, I'll see you next time, with my co-host and finalist Wario! And Yoshi! Possibly Mario as well... That's about it, I guess...
Fireball: Well, I'll see you next time on Fight for Glory!