Once upon a time, not too long ago, Bowser died. Larry Koopa and Kamek decided to get revenge on Smithy for causing this. P.T. Piranha, Petey Piranha, and Axem Purple joined them on their quest. But it turned out that the way they killed Smithy caused Plit to get plunged into Twilight. Teaming up with King Boo, they tried to stop it, but failed. So they then saved Plit, but Zant threatened the worlds after being accidentally revived. Larry and Co. went to Rayman’s world to save it, but P.T. and Kamek were taken away. Torpedo Ted helped the two escape, but Kamek was soon lost. P.T. and Torpedo Ted caught up to the heroes, but the world was destroyed. After teaming up with Shade the Shy Guy and Luvbi, they all came back to life and went through the final trials in Bowser’s Castle. Kamek had killed Zant and was the real villain in the end. After much toil, Larry and his friends prevailed.
Afterwards they all went their own ways. Axem Purple and Shade left to go on an adventure of their own. One week later, these two met Yux (from Shady Parakoopa’s submissions) and started following the Subspace Army, reuniting with P.T. Piranha on the way. After that, they lost Shade to Subspace and met Fin the Bandit. Meanwhile Red the Fire Bro. was accidentally turned evil and defeated most of the Subspace Army. Mr. L returned to being Luigi and the group all worked together to save Shade. Toad Town was then taken by the Shroobs and the group followed them into space. Shade was kicked out of the story and they met Rufus the red Yoshi. Later they saved the world from Subspace and then took down members of “The Bowling Team of Doom” one by one, as well as Dark Red Bones. After that, the Shroobs took the citizens of the Mushroom Kingdom and then their stronghold got sucked into Subspace. After that, they meet Tabuu and then Shade, Red, ROB, Petey Piranha, and E. Gadd joined them and chased after Tabuu. Finally at Tabuu’s Subspace Reactor, the reactor was about to explode when Axem Purple used the Falcon Punch to save his friends, but both he and Tabuu were lost in the explosion.
The heroes went their separate ways
and all was well. Until now, that is. Now THAT is a mouthful!
Prologue: After the Fall
In the Underwhere two D-Men are pulling a cage with a large, black and white-striped Shayde in it.
Shayde: ROOOOOOOOOOOAR!
Jaydes: I see… He’s way too powerful to be kept in the Underwhere Road. We must send him to the Post Aftergame.
D-Men: Okay.
D-Man 2: Say, what does the “D” stand for anyway?
Jaydes: No idea.
A red Shayde walks up to Jaydes.
Jaydes: Huh?! Wait, you’re not supposed to-
The Shayde shoots an energy blast at Jaydes.
D-Men: AAAH!
The two run off and the red Shayde frees the black and white one.
Red Shayde: Hmm… It seems that once you died, you lost your senses.
Black and White Shayde: ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!
Red Shayde: Now, now… Be a good kitty.
Red Shayde puts down a bowl of milk.
Black and White Shayde: *chomp, crunch, snuffle, snort, gobble, burp*
Red Shayde: There, that’s a good kitty. Now, go take a nap!
Black and White Shayde: ROOOOOOOOOAR!
Red Shayde: … Oh yeah, you’re not a cat! Listen. I know why you’re here. I think I do anyway. I’m here for the same reason.
Black and White Shayde: … Oh?
Red Shayde: You can talk? Why were you roaring?
Black and White Shayde: I forgot my nap.
Red Shayde: … I think we should team up.
Black and White Shayde: All right then.
Red Shayde: Now we must do an evil laugh!
Black and White Shayde: That’s your first mistake right there. If you need to do an evil laugh, you do it, you don’t just say to do it.
Red Shayde: Thanks… This is gonna be the start of a beautiful partnership.
Meanwhile back at the ranch… A new character appears on the scene. One character, lying in a ditch on the side of the road, that we have never seen before now. One so rare, that most people believe him to be a myth. Well, kinda. I had him before but not often: Rudy the generic, fired X-Naut, and he’s also best friends with Spike from P.T.’s interviewing gang.
Rudy: Why am I in a ditch?
Shut up.
Rudy: But-
Silence! Rudy gets a call on his cell phone.
Rudy: Hello? Oh, it’s you. Woah! So THAT’S what happened! …He did? Woah… I should probably tell her…
Rudy goes into the ranch to find the manager at the front desk. It looks like a female Axem Purple, but slightly more blue.
Rudy: Axem Violet, I heard some news, your brother just died!
Axem Violet: What?!
Rudy: Here.
He takes her laptop and types in the link to Lemmy’s Land and takes her to Larry’s Adventure 2.
Axem Violet: … Oh DAD…
Rudy: I’m… sorry? Personally I didn’t really know he existed until just now, so whatever.
Axem Violet: We have to get revenge on that Tabuu guy!
Rudy: But isn’t he dead? And isn’t that how the original Larry’s Adventure started?
Violet: Right…
Rudy: But, I heard there was SOMETHING you can try, these things called the “Crystal Hearts”, a shameless mix of Crystal Stars and Pure Hearts.
Violet: With them… What happens?
Rudy: I don’t know. I bet some old person will know!
Violet: To Flipside! There’s a pipe out back!
Flipside…
Merluvlee: Yes… Yes! The Trix Rabbit WILL get his Trix one day! Then one minute later, the kids will kill him and take their cereal back. By then they’ll be old people.
Violet: … I don’t care about that! Tell me where the Crystal Hearts are!
Merluvlee: Why?
Violet: I just lost my brother and maybe it’ll bring him back?
Merluvlee: No. But… I do sense a disturbance in the force…
Rudy: A disturbance in the force?
Merluvlee: A disturbance in the force.
Violet: A disturbance in the force, you say?
Merluvlee: A disturbance in the force.
Rudy: So, a disturbance in the force-
Violet: Can we stop saying “disturbance in the force”?! Just tell me about the disturbance!
Merluvlee: I can’t make it out very well, but you do need those Crystal Hearts. There was a great battle on Youtube that caused the Emerald Heart to scatter to Isle Delfino. You must head there first!
Violet: Okay.
Rudy: I should come too!
Violet: We can’t have two unofficial characters as the stars!
Rudy: I appeared in the game! I was the X-Naut that Grodus summoned after Chapter 1 to get the Shadow Sirens!
Violet: That barely counts!
???: No! I’LL be the official character!
Everyone turns to find someone we haven’t seen since Larry’s Adventure the original! A very important character who played a key role in the original and deserved SOME sort of role in the sequel. A heroic and young lad. King Boo.
Rudy: You’re young?
King Boo: Meh. I bet you thought it was gonna be Larry, huh?
Rudy: Actually not. The longer it kept going the more I thought it’d end up as someone else.
King Boo: … I’m gonna go cry now.
Violet: Right… So we’ll go to Isle Delfino? But what about official characters?
Merluvlee: Don’t worry, there will be some soon enough. Now go!
In a field…
Violet: So now you and I have to go to Isle Delfino to find the first of a set of treasures to stop some evil force that we don’t know anything at all about?
Rudy: Yeah, sounds kind of thrown together as it was being written, if you ask me.
Violet: Riiight. Anyway, we even have to find a way to GET there!
???: -And then Will Smith and all his movie alter egos lived on that farm forever.
??? 2: I hate your stories.
???: You’re dumb! Falcon Kick!
A Goomba flies out from behind a bush, in pain. P.T. walks out from behind the bush.
Rudy: Aren’t you that guy that my friend works for?
P.T.: Who? Bill?
Rudy: No, the Rex.
P.T.: … Bill?
Rudy: Bill is the Dry Bones!
P.T.: Oh, Shrike!
Rudy: … Never mind. Do you know how to get to Isle Delfino?
P.T.: I could’ve sworn this has happened before…
FLASHBACK!
Kamek: I have a name, you little-
Wait, you were at Daisy’s birthday party? Why?
P.T.: Why does it matter?
Kamek: She has a boat! We need a
boat! If you know her, you can ask her for us!
P.T.: I’m her brother, as revealed
in LM3 and my bio, for the sake of adding a plot twist.
Larry: Well then if Luigi marries
her, we’ll have to kill you, too.
P.T.: That’s disturbing. Why should
I ask for the boat?
Kamek: Uh…
Larry: Free dental!
P.T.: Okay.
ANOTHER FLASHBACK!
P.T.: Huh? Oh, hi person!
Purple: … It’s only been a week,
and you forgot my name?
P.T.: Relax I know your name. Periwinkle,
right?
Purple: Wrong.
P.T.: Burnt Sienna!
Purple: … IT’S PURPLE, YOU MORON!
P.T.: What is?
Yux: … Please tell me he won’t join
the party.
Later…
Yux: I can’t believe he joined the
party.
Shade: His sister has a boat, which
is our only means. Plus, he’s powerful, so we may need him, at least as
a distraction for our enemies.
END FLASHBACK!
P.T.: Good times.
Violet: … You knew my brother?
P.T.: Bill?
Rudy: … Why does Spike even work for you?
P.T.: Who’s Spike?
Rudy: I hate you.
P.T.: I get that a lot. Now come! We must go ask Daisy if I can use her boat!
Later…
P.T.: Please?
Daisy: This is the third time you needed the boat! Why do you need it now?
P.T.: To give these guys a ride to Isle Delfino!
Daisy: You’ve used that excuse twice!
P.T.: Please?
Daisy: Ugh! Fine, but I’m coming along this time! Who’s the leader of your group?
Rudy: … I don’t know.
Violet: I’m the one related to the star of the story before this, so I’ll say it’s me!
Daisy: If I can beat you in a baseball game on my ship, you people have to acknowledge me as the leader of the group! If you win, idiot here can use the boat all he wants!
P.T.: Yes!
Daisy: I meant the X-Naut.
Rudy: Hey! I didn’t even do anything to you!
Later on the Daisy Cruiser, P.T. is driving again and playing his DS again. A baseball hits him in the head and makes him drop it into the water, next to the other two.
P.T.: DANG IT!
Daisy: Sorry, practice throw! Okay, now listen, Violet. Since you only have that X-Naut with you, he’ll be your co-captain and a bunch of my Shy Guy friends will be the generic teammates for both of us.
Violet: Okay.
Daisy: Let’s do this! … Just as soon as I get into the proper attire; my steward hates it when I get my dress sweaty.
Violet: Okay…
Rudy: I need a line.
And without much delay, the third book
in the Larry’s Adventure Trilogy opens with a baseball game! Who will win?
With Axem Violet as the leader, how will the story fare as the author’s
first story that mainly stars a girl? Why does P.T. keep dropping his DS
in the water? Why does he even keep using Daisy’s boat to let people go
to Isle Delfino? Who are the evil Shaydes? What will the Crystal Stars
do? We’ll see!
Prologue 2: Lord of the Rings: Return of the (Vice) King
King Boo: I became Lord of the Rings!
Goomba from before: Good for you. Now watch as some guy returns.
The Fire Emblem main theme plays (the one with Brawl’s chorus). In Dark Land, a crate moves around and struggles. It hops around until it reaches a river and starts floating along. It goes down a waterfall and angles itself so it lands on the ground next to the river at the bottom. Finally a tiny claw fist punches a hole in the top. Larry Koopa rises out!
Larry: Finally! After a whole sequel to my story without an appearance by me, Larry Koopa is back!
…
Larry: Well?
Ludwig appears and the theme stops.
Ludwig: Where were you?
Larry: I don’t want to talk about it. What’s happened in my absence as Vice King?
Ludwig: Larry’s Adventure 2. I’m not going to explain the events. But Kammy has detected evil happening!
Larry: Okay… What do I do about it?
Ludwig: You and I must have a co-op sidescroller beat-em-up adventure as a plot with equal importance to the main one!
Larry squints.
Larry: Let’s do this.
Time freezes and a cursor shifts from Larry to Ludwig. It stops on Larry and disappears. Larry appears in a Dark Land environment that actually looks like the Battlefield Fortress from Subspace Emissary. The screen stops scrolling and a bunch of (traitor) Koopa minions appear that Larry must beat up. He beats them up and goes through a door that he sees after a while.
Larry: Uh, where are we going, exactly?
Ludwig: I don’t know, Kammy just said to get as far away from Dark Land as possible.
Larry: Couldn’t we use the airships?!
Ludwig: That wouldn’t be as fun!
Larry: I can’t believe you got to be the king… Let’s just run! Forget the scrolling beat-em-up gaming style!
Larry and Ludwig flee.
Larry: Okay we’re just outside of Dark Land’s borders. Any place to actually go, maybe?
Ludwig: We need to go to an Internet Café. You need to be caught up on the events of Larry’s Adventure 2!
Larry: Do I have to?
Ludwig: Yes! Now hurry!
???: Not so fast!
Somebody appears.
Ludwig: Who are you?
???: I am… A TRAVELING SALESMAN!
Larry and Ludwig: Gasp!
Salesman: You must buy my items!
Larry: No! Must look away!
Ludwig: Gah! The prices are slashed! I must buy! Larry, go on without me, the world rests with you!
Ludwig walks over to buy things.
Larry: Ludwig, no! … I lost him… Oh well… Wait, where is that café anyway? Oh well.
LEVEL COMPLETE!
LARRY JOINED YOUR TEAM!
Larry: Not funny anymore!
Larry walks ahead. He can’t go to Toad Town so he heads to some other town. But his family is known in the Mushroom Kingdom so he has to go to some place that doesn’t really know him well- Hoohoo Village! Luckily he finds a warp pipe to make the trip faster. He goes into the café and reads about Larry’s Adventure 2.
Larry: So… The author has discovered the power of Youtube jokes. Hmm… And he killed off a main character… His writing style is changing! This approaching evil could be more serious than I thought! I’ve gotta stop this great evil somehow! But how?
Prince Peasley: I can help you!
Larry: As if! I’m the only pretty-boy allowed in this series!
Peasley: You’re a little Koopa monster with a Mohawk.
Larry: … Way to wreck my self esteem. Just for that, I’m definitely not letting you help! There has to be another person…
Green Koopa: I’ll help!
Larry: Who are you?
Koopa: Barn. Grak Barn.
Larry: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Café: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-
Grak: All right! I get it!
Larry: Beat up in high school much?
Grak: Dur!
Larry: Uh-huh… So how are you gonna help me find out about this evil?
Grak: How about Wikipedia?
Larry: While I do think that people don’t give it enough credit, I can’t say it’s safe to use it right now. Let’s see… Who could it be? My dad died, my siblings and I are innocent, Wart retired, Tatanga is in jail, Wario is now more of an anti-hero, Waluigi’s gone missing, Dimentio died, Tabuu died, the Shroobs are conquering another world, the Shadow Queen died, the X-Nauts are no more-
Grak: And how is this world still in trouble with all those people gone?
Larry: I dunno. I don’t care, I’m just glad my screentime is back!
???: Not so fast!
Everyone looks to the entrance.
Larry: Who are you?
???: It’s me, that salesman!
Everyone: Gasp!
Salesman: Yeah, and I’m here to defeat you! In America!
Larry: Oh child! The author saw that abridged series on Youtube!
Grak: I refused to watch it.
Salesman: Yes, and now you’ll face my items of doom!
Grak: Hoo-ha!
Larry: What?
Salesman: Lamp oil! Rope! Bombs!
Salesman throws the three items at Larry, but he deflects them with his racket.
Salesman: As long as you have enough rubees!
Rubees appear from the sky like when you fight Mimi in Sammer’s Kingdom.
Grak: Don’t you mean “rupees”?
Salesman: That’s not how they’re pronounced in CD-i!
Larry: Take this!
Larry and Grak avoid the rubees and then Larry takes the computer he was reading off of and throws it at the salesman, knocking him out.
Larry: Put that on a counter and sell it!
Grak: It’s broken, nobody would buy it.
Larry: I was making a comment.
Grak: I know.
Larry: I’m beginning to be annoyed by you.
Grak: I know.
Larry: …
Grak: … Pie.
Larry: … Let’s just go!
Grak: Okay.
Larry: I’m gonna regret wanting to be in the spotlight again.
Grak: Pie.
Larry: If you like pie so much, why don’t you eat it?
Grak: I don’t have any pie. What now?!
Meanwhile in the Underwhere…
Red Shayde: So, how do we escape the Underwhere?
B&W Shayde: With dark magic!
Red Shayde: Special Dark? Or with almonds?
B&W: Neither!
B&W concentrates and the portal opens.
B&W: Now we are free!
They leap through and make it to the land of the living. But now one of them is a black and white Shy Guy, and the other is a red Shy Guy.
B&W: What do we call each other anyway?
Red Shy Guy: You can be B&W still. You can also call me… Red Guy!
Who are these B&W and Red Guy? Will the salesman return? What will happen to Larry and Grak? What kind of name is Grak? Why is Grak so weird? What happened to the other Koopalings? Who put Larry in that box? (Me.) Tune in!