Prologue
Mario is taking a walk until he stumbles upon a Goomba.
Goomba: DIE!
Mario: …
Mario squishes him.
Goomba: ACK!
The Goomba flees.
Sometime later at King Goomba’s castle…
Goomba: I HAVE BEEN HURT!
King Goomba: Another one?!
Goomba: I HAVE BEEN HURT!
King Goomba: We get it. I’m sick of that Mario, or Luigi, or anyone squishing us!
Goomba: I HAVE BEEN HURT!
King Goomba: I KNOW! But our Goomba Reviver is beyond full.
The Goomba Reviver is seen with 8 crouched Goombas in it.
King Goomba: One of these days the Mushroom Kingdom will pay.
Goomba: I hurt.
Meanwhile at the Mushroom Kingdom…
Peach: Mario! Where have you been?
Mario: I was taking a walk but Goomba stopped me.
Peach: Ugh. I hate those pests.
Mario: Me too.
Part 1
Mario: So Luigi, how’s life on this day that cannot possibly go wrong?
Luigi: I bet you jinxed it.
Mario: Oh come on, Luigi. The birds are chirping, the Toads are being… Toady. Everything is fi-
???: Mail call!
Mario and Luigi look behind them and see Parakarry.
Parakarry: Hey Mario.
Mario: Greetings. Mail, I see.
Parakarry: Yeah, probably bills or something. Anyhow, I got to leave now.
Parakarry leaves.
Luigi: That was random.
Mario: Bill, bill, bill, bill, bill, junk mail, junk mail… What’s this?
Luigi: Open it.
Mario: Hmm… Dear Mario, We are sick of you squishing us, killing us, hurting us… well, you know what I mean. It’s time we settle this like men. Meet with me outside the Mushroom Kingdom gate and surrender or we will destroy you! Sincerely, King Goomba.
Mario: …
Luigi: …
Mario and Luigi: HA HA HA HA!!!
Mario: Oh now THAT is rich!
Luigi: They think they can kill us?! Please!
Mario: I guess I’ll go “reason” with them.
Luigi: Why were we standing outside doing nothing anyway?
Mario: Why, we were watching the birds!
Luigi: Mario, those are just Toads testing their jetpacks.
Three Toads are seen testing their jetpacks. One bonks into a tree while another falls to the ground and blows up.
Mario: … Well I’d better get going.
And so Mario gets going. But then Mario’s name is heard being yelled.
???: Mario! Mario!
Mario: What now?!
A Toad is seen running toward Mario.
Toad: Mario, I must give you something before you set off to adventure.
Mario: What do you mean “set off to adventure”?
Toad: Every time you leave the Kingdom for something minor it usually turns into an adventure.
Mario: Good point.
Toad: Right, so here.
The Toad gives Mario a suitcase.
Mario: Just what I need, a useless suitcase.
Toad: Glad you like it!
The Toad speeds off.
Mario: Random.
Mario continues until he is at the spot where he is supposed to meet with King Goomba.
Mario: … I don’t get it, no one’s h-
???: Curse you, tiny legs!
Mario: Ah.
King Goomba: I *pant* am now *gasp* here and I shall now *pant, gasp*-
Mario: Slow down.
King Goomba: I wish I had a jet or something. NOW IT’S TIME WE… talk.
Mario: …
King Goomba: So, do you surrender or not?
Mario whacks King Goomba with his suitcase.
King Goomba: Ow…
Mario: You’re joking, right?
King Goomba: Uhhh… No?
Mario gets out his Ultra Hammer and whacks him away.
King Goomba (far off): You will regret thiiiis!
Mario: That was weird.
Meanwhile…
Goomba: I HAVE BEEN HUR-
BOOM!
Goomba: I HAVE BEEN EVEN MORE HURT!
King Goomba: WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Goomba: I don’t know, why?
King Goomba: First of all, your name is now Goom.
Goom: Neat.
King Goomba: Second of all, I call a Goomba meeting!
Goom: Hurt.
1 minute later…
King Goomba: Thank you all for coming to the meeting.
Random Goomba: But you made us stay by tying us to chairs.
King Goomba: Silence! Now we have been humiliated by Mario far too many times. It’s time we strike!
All Goombas: ?
King Goomba: I’m guessing you have no idea what I mean.
Everyone nods.
King Goomba: Figures. I have decided in the last 2 ½ minutes that we shall takeover the Mushroom Kingdom!
Random Goomba: But how are we going to takeover the Mushroom Kingdom? We can barely defeat a Toad!
King Goomba: Well I have devised a strategic plan to take their complicated construct of Mushrooms and Toads!
…
King Goomba: My excellent plan is to call every Goomba on Plit to this castle and then… RAID!!!
Ooohs and ahs are heard.
King Goomba: Heh heh heh… Soon Goombas will not be considered weak.
Back with Mario…
Luigi: So Bro, how was it?
Mario: I just whacked him away. I can’t believe he thinks he can takeover the Mushroom Kingdom.
Luigi: Yeah. Well let’s go inside and eat.
They do so.
Now back with King Goomba…
Goom: You say we called messenger?
King Goomba: Ye-
BOOM!
Hooktail: GWARR!!!
Goom: Meep!
King Goomba: Do not be afraid, Goomy. For this is our messenger!
Goom: You hired a giant dragon to be messenger?
King Goomba: Yes.
Hooktail: Can we hurry this up? I got a 9:00 curfew.
King Goomba: Sure. Oh, and Goom, I want you to go with her.
Goom: W-why?
King Goomba: You need to make sure she’s going the right way. Remember, arctic Goombas first… You know what, just follow these instructions.
Goom: Fine.
And so Goom and Hooktail fly off.
King Goomba: In the meantime I shall tend my garden!
He runs off.
Random Goomba: The king has a garden?
Random Goomba #2: Apparently so.
Will Mario stop the soon to come Goomba Raid? Will King Goomba tend his garden well? Will Toads invent better jetpacks? Will I stop talking? Find out in PART 2!