Chapter 3: Say Hello to the Yoshis
Goombella: Where is this p-po-portal taking us? It has been g-going for a long t-time. I'm scared!
Luigi: Yeah, Goombella is right, the portal has been going for a really long time.
Doopliss: I'M GOING TO DIE! I knew I shouldn't have joined you slicks.
Mario: Eveyone-a, EVERYONE-A! What we-a should-a do is stay calm and wait!
Luigi: MARIO, YOU MORON! I'M ASKING YOU AGAIN! DO YOU EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER GET SCARED?!
Mario: I'm not a moron, Luigi, and no, I don't-a ever get-a scared.
FLUDD: Mario, you make us even more worried.
The portal FINALLY stops and Mario and Luigi arrive on a familiar island.
Mario: I remember this-a place, I've-a been here before-a!
Luigi: Yeah, you're right, Mario, I've been here before!
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Mario remember me!)
Yoshi Elder: Mario welcome, it has been a long time since I saw you. What's this? You've brought your friends. Well, then hello to everyone.
Yoshi: YOSHI! YOSHI! YOSHI! (I'm so excited about seeing you again.)
Mario: Well now I-a remember this-a place! I've been here twice-a, once when I-a was a baby and once when I-a was-a saving Yoshi's Island.
Luigi: Yes, and I remember from when I was a baby too!
Goombella: Wow, I never knew. That will really help us for our quest of the Crystal Stars.
Doopliss: Yeah, really interesting.
FLUDD: Yes, I know, Doopliss, it will actually help us.
Doopliss: I was being sarcastic. Sheesh.
Yoshi Elder: Did you say you were on a quest for Crystal Stars?
Goombella: Yes, do you know anything about them?
Yoshi Elder: There is some good news and bad news about them.
Goombella: What's the good news?
Yoshi Elder: Good news, we know where the Crystal Star is.
Goobella: Great! Where are they?
Yoshi Elder: The bad news is you have to beat Lava Piranha for it.
Mario: He-a never gives up-a easily, does-a he?
Yoshi: Yoshi. (Can I go, Elder, please, please, please?)
Yoshi Elder: It will be dangerous, are you sure you still want to go?
Yoshi: Yoshi, Yoshi. (Yes, I'm sure I want to go.)
Yoshi Elder: Ok. But be very careful.
Mario: Let's-a go!
So our heroes go into the volcano with their new friend Yoshi.
Luigi: Hey everyone, we should go through here.
FLUDD: No Luigi, my system says that we should go through here.
Luigi: Oh, ok.
Doopliss: Hey FLUDD guy, should we go through here?
FLUDD: Yes Slick, we should.
Doopliss: Don't EVER CALL ME THAT!!
FLUDD: Yes, whatever you say, Slick.
Luigi: Stop arguing, you two.
Goombella: FLUDD, are we almost there?
FLUDD: Yes, we are almost there.
Lava Piranha appears in a spot of lava.
Lava Piranha: So you have come here for me to beat you all.
Mario: HA! Keep your funny jokes-a to yourself-a because I-a beat you-a last time.
Lava Piranha: Well then, let's have a battle.
FLUDD: Mariom I would suggest you use Earth Tremor on your turn.
Mario: Good-a idea, FLUDD-a! EARTH TREMOR!
Lava Piranha: OWWW!
FLUDD: My turn, Nozzle Blast!
Lava Piranha: OOOOOWWWWW! That... really... hurts!
Doopliss: Body Steal!
Lava Piranha: Hey! You look like me. W-why am I purple?
Luigi: You stole his body?
Doopliss: Yeah, you have a problem with it?
Luigi: No, and now it's my turn. Hammer!
Lava Piranha: Can't... take... much... more of... this.
Yoshi: Yoshi! (Egg Toss!)
Lava Piranha: Ha! What's that supposed to do?
Goombella: It's supposed to decrease your defense. I use Defend.
Lava Piranha Haha. Now it's my turn, Fireball!
Mario: Owowowowowow! Hammer!
Lava Piranha: It's... OVERRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
Doopliss: Awww, I didn't get to hit it.
Luigi: YES! We got the Crystal Star.
Goombella: Let's go back to the Yoshi village.
They arrive back in the village
Yoshi Elder: WOW! All of you managed to get the Crystal Star from that... MONSTER!
Yoshi: Yoshi, Yoshi. (Elder, can I go on the quest with them?)
Yoshi Elder: Well... ok, but be very careful.
Mario: Hey-a everybody-a, I found a portal.
Doopliss: Well, let's go through.
Goombella: Bye Elder, it was nice meeting you.
Our heroes go in the portal.