Episode 7: The Search for Dodo
Back in that lousy dimension with Smithy… Hey! I didn’t say Santa Claus this time.
Drill Bit: Master Smithy, are you there? Are you-
SMASH! CRASH! KABOOM!
Smithy: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. WHY CAN”T MY MINOINS WIN AGAINST THEM!?! I’M SO MAD I COULD EXPLODE!
Factory Chief: Calm down, Smithy. I decided to hold someone hostage.
Smithy: ! Yes, a hostage. Good, Factory Chief. Now send the Axem Rangers!
Factory Chief: Smithy, why do you focus on these buffoons?
Smithy: These fools have caused me trouble now and in the future.
Factory Chief: ? Future, Smithy? What are you talking about? Let’s forgot about them and focus on Wo-
Smithy: I GIVE THE ORDERS HERE!!! GO! SENT THE AXEM RANGERS!!!
Factory Chief leaves quickly.
Smithy: I never
suspected such idiots could cause a threat to my plan to make this world
filled with weapons. The Axems are my next hope. How will those Snifits
beat them? Once they’re out of the way I will destroy the Star Road. Then
the Star Spirits and Mario! AHAHAHAHA!
At Booster Tower…
Valentina: SNIFITS!
Snifit 1: Yes Valentina.
Valentina: Dodo hasn’t come back yet from Nimbus Land. I need you to fetch him.
Snifit 2: Why us?
Valentina: You always seem to win somehow, so go.
Snifit 3: Fine. First Snifit 4 and 5 will help us.
Outside Booster Tower…
Grate Guy: I’m telling you, that wooden rocket ship isn’t going nowhere.
Snifits (tied to the rocket): Shut Up!
Grate Guy: Can’t you walk to Nimbus Land?
Snifit 4: Too much walking.
Snifit 5: Light it, Booster!
Booster throws a match.
Grate Guy: Booster, NO!
The ship catches fire and flies of.
Grate Guy: 0_0 Oh my DAD!
It flies off, then explodes, and the Snifits land in Bean Valley.
Snifits: D’oh!
They continue through Bean Valley by cutting up trees. They see a warp pipe that is blocked by a plant.
Snifit 1: DIE!
He pulls out a chainsaw.
???: Lade de de la le.
Snifits: ?
Shy Away: Hello, you must be the Snifits. Hello Snifit 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.
Snifit 1: How did you know our names?
Shy Away: I was in Kindergarten with you. You should never play with matches.
Snifit 2: Didn’t you work with Valentina?
Shy Away: I work with Mallow. I am the royal gardener. Since you are trustworthy, you may go.
The Snifits proceed and see a long way.
Snifit 1: I have an idea.
30 minutes later…
Shy Away: I’m telling you, that tree rocket isn’t going nowhere.
Snifit 1: Shut up! Light it!
Shy Away: NO!
All of a sudden a match falls on the rocket ship. It catches fire again and flies off.
Shy Away: Oh my DAD!
It explodes while flying and the Snifits fall in Nimbus Land.
Mallow: Snifits? What are you doing here?
Snifit 1: Have you seen this bird?
He shows a picture of Dodo.
Mallow: Dodo, eh? Hmm. He came and then we were attacked. Then Dodo fell in Barrel Volcano.
Snifit 3: Oh @#$%!
The Snifits jump towards Barrel Volcano. The Snifits enter the volcano and continue, then…
Snifit 4: I smell cookies.
The Snifits see they are on fire.
Snifits: FLAME!!!
They jump out of Barrel Volcano and back to Nimbus Land.
Mallow: Back so soon?
Snifit 1: That place burned us.
Mallow: Hmm…! Hey, here, have these fireproof robes.
Snifits: Sweet.
They go back to Barrel Volcano.
Snifit 1: Hey, it isn’t hot anymore.
The Snifits continue through the road, pushing enemies into lava and extinguishing fires. Then they see somebody.
????: Hello there, Snifits. I’ve been expecting you.
Snifits: Who are you?
????: Now is not the time. Your friend Dodo fell here. He continued down this passage in order to escape.
Snifit 4: How did he survive?
????: He was wearing a fireproof suit. Now go and rescue your friend.
The Snifits continue down the path and dodge many obstacles. They go deep through the volcano and hear Dodo’s footsteps.
Snifits: QUICK! Let’s go!
They run towards the place and see lots of fireballs gathering together.
Snifit 5: What the?
The fireballs form together and they see Czar Dragon.
Czar Dragon: Huh? Who dare enter volcano?
Snifit 1: Us Snifits, that who.
Czar Dragon: My volcano, now get out or face dark consequences!
Snifits: HA! You can’t win!
Czar Dragon: Prepare to feel the heat, worms! HIYA!
Snifit 1 62/62
Snifit 2 60/60
Snifit 3 59/59
Vs.
Czar Dragon 90/90
The Snifits run towards Czar Dragon but he just spews out fire. The Snifits jump and use Electro Shock. Czar Dragon gets angry and spews Magma. The Snifits get engulfed by the magma but jump out in time. The Snifits shoot Bullet Bills. Czar Dragon spews fire. It makes an explosion that hurts everyone. Czar Dragon uses Flame Wall. The Snifits get hurt and use Storm. Czar Dragon yells and sends a shockwave. The Snifits get pushed away. The Snifits don’t give up and charge at Czar Dragon and use Gunk Cannon. He spews more fire and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits hit the wall.
Snifit 1 22/62
Snifit 2 20/60
Snifit 3 19/59
Vs.
Czar Dragon 40/90
The Snifits shoot more Bullet Bills and Czar Dragon uses Flame Wall. The Snifits get burned while Czar Dragon gets hit by the Bullet Bills. The Snifits huff in pain. Czar is charging up when Snifit 3 uses Ice Bomb. SHINK! Czar gets hurt badly by the ice. Snifits use Storm. Czar uses Corona. ZAP! Czar collapses in the lava. Snifit 1 is alive and gives Snifit 2 and 3 Pick Me Ups. The lava shakes and Czar comes back as Zombone. Zombone looks at them evilly.
Snifit 1 2/62
Snifit 2 60/60
Snifit 3 59/59
Vs.
Zombone 100/100
Zombone uses Boulder. The Snifits get crushed by the rocks. Snifit 1 faints. Snifit 2 uses Lightning Orb. Zombone squeals in pain. He uses Blast. Snifit 1 gets hurt by the blast. Snifit 3 jumps from Snifit 2’s head and uses Bolt. Zombone uses Storm. Snifit 3 gets hurt badly. Snifit 2 spins around and jumps on Zombone. Zombone uses Water Blast. The Snifits stack up and use Storm. Zombone uses Storm too. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP! Both the Snifits and Zombone are stunned badly. The Snifits eat Mid Mushrooms, +30 HP each. Zombone charges at Snifit 2 and rams him successfully. Snifit 3 gets an idea.
Snifit 1 0/62
Snifit 2 10/60
Snifit 3 9/59
Vs.
Zombone 40/100
Zombone starts to charge up a beam. Snifit 2 hands Snifit 1 a 1-Up. Snifit 1 gets revived. The Snifits transform into Mega Snifit. They prepare a Banzai Bill. Zombone uses Hyper Beam. Mega Snifit gets hurt and fires the Banzai Bill. It explodes on Zombone. Many parts fly by. The head is still there. Mega Snifit crushes the head before Zombone can get repaired.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 30 experience points.
The Snifits continue and see Dodo. They run towards him but he disappears.
Snifits: ? Where did he go?
???: Score!
????: Idiot, shut up!
??: Right.
?????: Let’s go before those Snifits appear.
?: Right!
The Snifits see the Axem Rangers leaving with Dodo.
Snifits: Get back here!
Axem Rangers: Crud.
They run very slowly because of Dodo’s weight. The Snifits are catching up.
Red: Quick Yellow, do something!
Yellow: Okay.
He throws his ax but it misses.
Black: Nice going.
They keep running away from the Snifits. The Snifits continue and see them jumping out of the Volcano. They follow too.
Green: Where’s the Blade?
Red: It will be here soon, so shut up!
Pink: Red, they are already here!
Red: It’s here, let’s go!
The Snifits see the Blade and jump towards it.
Red: We fight for evil!
Black: We live for despair!
Green: We like we do!
Yellow: We e- HEY!
The Snifits are asleep, then wake up.
Snifit 1: Finished yet?
Red: Grr. DIE!
Snifit 4: Fight 5 on 5!
Snifit 1 62/62
Snifit 2 60/60
Snifit 3 59/59
Snifit 4 44/44
Snifit 5 54/54
VS.
Red 50/50
Black 45/45
Green 40/40
Yellow 60/60
Pink 55/55
The Snifits stack up and so do the Axem Rangers, and they all spin around and collide. They all jump. Snifit 1 uses Electro Shock and Red gets shocked terribly. All of a sudden Black slams against Snifit 1. Black gets hit by a Bullet Bill from Snifit 2. He gets countered by a Meteor Blast by Green. Green then is hit by a Bolt from Snifit 3. Snifit 3 gets body slammed by Yellow. Snifit 4 spin jumps Yellow. An ax hits Snifit 4. Pink threw it and Snifit 5 uses Gunk Ball. Pink is hit. Red throws a fireball at Snifit 5. Pink uses Recover, +20 HP for Red. Snifit 2 uses new move Mega Drain on Pink for a direct hit. Yellow body slams Snifit 2. Snifit 1 spin jumps on Yellow. Black throws a Bob-omb on Snifit 1. Yellow and Snifit 1 gets hurt by the blast. The Snifits and Axe,s each stack up again.
Snifit 1 47/62
Snifit 2 40/60
Snifit 3 49/59
Snifit 4 38/44
Snifit 5 48/54
VS
Red 50/50
Black 35/45
Green 30/40
Yellow 40/60
Pink 35/55
The Snifits all jump and spin slam against the Axems, and the Axems spin and slam against the Snifits. POW! The Axems fall down. The Snifits fall down too. Snifit 1 pulls out a POW Block.
Snifit 2: When we get that?
Snifit 1: Ebay.
He hits it and POW! The Axems get hurt again. Snifit 4 uses Mega Drain on Pink and she gets hurt badly. Red throws his ax at Snifit 4. Snifit 4 gets hit. Snifit 4 uses Storm. ZAP! Red gets electrified terribly. Pink is about to use Recover but Snifit 5 uses Bullet Rain. All the Axems are hurt except Black. Black uses Spritz Bomb on Snifit 5. Snifit 1 uses Bolt on Pink.
Pink: Red.
Red: I know what you’re going to say. I’m busy fighting here.
Green uses Meteor Blast. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits nearly fall of the Blade. The Snifits stack up and the Axems do too.
Snifit 1 32/62
Snifit 2 25/60
Snifit 3 34/59
Snifit 4 23/44
Snifit 5 23/54
VS
Red 10/50
Black 15/45
Green 10/40
Yellow 20/60
Pink 0/50
The Snifits spin around and shoot lots of Bullet Bills, but the Axems dodge the Bullets. Red throws his ax at Snifit 5 and the stack falls. Yellow body slams the Snifit pile. He squishes Snifit 5. Snifit 1 spin jumps Yellow. Black appears out of nowhere and slashes Snifit 1. Snifit 2 uses Gunk Cannon. Splat. It looks like it didn’t do anything. Black slashes Snifit 2. Snifit 3 uses Static E. Red and Green dodge the attack, and Yellow is unaffected. Black gets stunned. Snifit 5 runs towards Black. Black slashes Snifit 5. Snifit 5 launches a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snifit 5 faints.
Black: Red.
Red: I know what you’re going to say, so just shush!
Green uses Flame Stone. Snifit 4 gets squished. Yellow appears and slashes Snifit 4. Yellow, however, is kicked out of the way by Snifit 3.
Snifit 1 27/62
Snifit 2 20/60
Snifit 3 34/59
Snifit 4 8/44
Snifit 5 0/54
VS
Red 10/50
Black 0/45
Green 10/40
Yellow 7/60
The Snifits jump around and shoot bullets. Yellow throws his ax like a boomerang at Snifit 4. It hits him two times and Snifit 4 faints. Snifit 1 spin jumps Yellow really hard.
Yellow: Red, I-
Red: Shut up!
Red shoots a fireball at Snifit 1. Snifit 1 gets hurt badly. Snifit 2 uses Static E. Green is hurt a little. Red dodges successfully. Green throws his ax. Snifit 3 catches it and slashes Green with it.
Green: R-
Red: I KNOW!
Red shoots out lots of fireballs, but misses. Snifit 3 gets hit by some though. The Snifits stack up and use Storm. ZAP! Red is hit.
Red: Grr. I WON’T FAIL! ACTIVATE THE BREAKER BEAM!
The breaker beam cannon appears. Red gets on top.
Red: See if you can get past this!
Snifit 1 21/62
Snifit 2 20/60
Snifit 3 24/59
VS
Breaker Beam
Cannon 50/50
Snifits shoot bullets at it while it charges. They use Electro Shock too.
Red: Breaker Beam FIRE!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAP!
Snifit 2 faints. Snifit 1 and 3 are still alive, but barely. The breaker beam is now recharging. The Snifits stack up and use Storm. ZAP! It gets hurt. Snifit 1 uses their last Pick Me Up on Snifit 2.
Snifit 1: Activate Mega Snifit!
Snifit 3: We used it against Czar Dragon. It could be dangerous.
The cannon is about to fire.
Snifit 1: Now it is not the time! Transform!
Mega Snifit appears. It prepares a Banzai Bill. The cannon fires the breaker beam. Mega Snifit launches the Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Red jumps out of the way. The Snifits are very tired. The Blade is shaking a lot.
Red: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! WHY?!
Dodo gets free and carries the Snifits away.
Battle Over! Snifits win 20 experience points.
Snifits: @#$%!
The Snifits leave just as the Blade explodes. They make it back to t Booster Tower.
Dodo: I’m sorry I got captured, Snifits.
Snifit 1: It’s okay.
Dodo: Good to be back.
Booster: Snifits, I won the lottery today. We’re rich!
????: Oh dear. Our minions got destroyed. *gulp* I hope Master Smithy doesn’t kill me.
So ends Episode 7. BUT. There is another episode. Smithy has a final weapon. Wait for the last episode of Snifit X Season One: The Snifit Adventures. Who is the final boss?