Smithy’s Side (Note, I do this every chapter)
Domino: Smithy! Clerk, Manager, and Director were destroyed by those Snifits.
Smithy: WHAT?! Well they won’t make it to Mack’s Fortress. Which was the Koopa Bros’ Fortress.
Domino: Yes sir, Mack is upgraded and guarding Eldstar.
Smithy: Although, he may still be a weak minion. Maybe I should…
???: Wait sir, I need to show you something.
Mack appears.
Mack: I have learned a new move. Watch.
Smithy watches in amazement.
Smithy: Excellent job. So, who is guarding the Star Spirit?
Mack: Well sir, you know I’m here and all…
Smithy: IDIOT! GO BACK AND GUARD THE STAR SPIRIT OR I’LL CRUSH YOU INTO MUSH!
Mack leaves the floating castle.
Meanwhile with the captured people…
Mario: We’re going to lose this time.
Luigi: Yeah. Who can defeat Smithy?
Booster: Looks like we’re gonna lose, right?
????: Maybe but there’s still hope.
Peach: Twink!
Twink: I found who destroyed the villains. It was those Snifits. Eldstar already told them the message.
Peach: They’d better take the Lucky Star. Idiots probably don’t know Action Commands…
Twink: Okay.
Back with Smithy…
Smithy: I can’t believe those idiots are trying to stop me again!
Factory Chief: Sir, why didn’t you fight them three months ago?
Smithy: My minions were destroyed. I figured that those two jesters were good enough to beat them. When the jesters were beaten I thought the Snifits were too sad to fight. Now I must send my minions to destroy those Snifits once more! We can’t lose!
Back with the Snifits…
We see the Snifits going to Shooting Star Summit. There they see the 7 Star Spirits.
Eldstar: Snifits, listen up. You’re our last hope.
Mamar: You three hold the key for our freedom.
Skolar: If you wish to defeat Smithy you need to free us.
Muskular: You will need to recruit partners too if you wish to win.
Misstar: Smithy is already destroying the Star Road.
Klevar: He is also going to destroy the Star Rod.
Kalmar: So please, help us.
Snifits: What’s in it for us?
Eldstar: You’ll get one wish.
Snifit 1: Ok.
Will the Snifits win? Are they really the heroes? What will their wish be? Can the Snifits really be the last hope? Will Smithy succeed?
Something appears.
Would you like to Save?
Snifit 1: Yes.
Saved.
We see the Snifits walking out of Shooting Star Summit, when all of the sudden they get hit by something.
Snifit 1: What the @#$%!
Twink: Sorry. Hey, are you the Snifits?
Snifit 1: Is this a trick question?
Twink: -_- No dummy, aren’t you snifits?
Snifit 2: Oh, right. Why are you here?
Twink: To give you the Lucky Star.
He gives them the Lucky Star.
Twink: Would you like to learn about Action Commands?
Snifits: Sure.
After 3 hours of failure the Snifits finally master it.
Twink: Zzz. Huh? Oh, you finally mastered it.
???: Too bad that will be last thing you master.
A Ninja appears.
Ninja: If I beat you I will get a promotion.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
Vs.
Ninja 18/18
Ninja: No RPG!
Ninja disappears and stabs Snifit 3 in the back. Snifit 2 bumps into him. Ninja turns around and stabs Snifit 2. Snifit 3 fires a Bullet Bill. Ninja gets blown away but lands on Snifit 1. Ninja starts poking him. Snifit 2 jumps on him. Ninja throws a spike at Snifit 2. He turns into a Mushroom. Snifit 3 punches Ninja. Ninja fires a needle. Snifit 3 is poisoned. Ninja is hit by a Bullet Bill. Ninja throws a sword at Snifit 1. Snifit 1 shoots bullets. Ninja puts Snifit 3 in front of him. Snifit 3 takes the hits. Snifit 3 kicks him and Ninja lets go. Snifit 1 jumps on him. Ninja slashes Snifit 3. Ninja and Snifit 3 die.
Battle Over. Snifits gain 12 Star Points.
Twimk: Good job. Now go rescue the Star Spirits.
They go and see the exit out of Toad Town blocked by Toads on pogo-sticks.
Toad: You shouldn’t go there.
Snifit 1: Sure.
Merlon: Idiots
He zaps the Snifits. The Shysters think they got hit and turn back to their true form.
Merlon: Huh?
Shyster: You’ll never defeat Mack.
They leave.
Snifits: And they say we’re idiots.
Merlon: Listen up before you go. You must go to Koopa Village because a Koopa knows the way to Mack’s Fortress. You will also get four colored Koopas on your side to help you defeat Mack.
Snifit 1: Got it. Team, let’s go.
Snifit 2: Why are you telling this to us?
Merlon: I want to see if you win or not. I bet you 20 gold coins you’ll fail.
The Snifits enter
the road.
Chapter 1: Storming Mack’s Tower
The Snifits enter the road and start killing every enemy in sight. On their way they see a candy cane looking at them. They spin around it and get Heart Points. Soon they make it to Koopa Village.
Koopa: Help, Fuzzies stole my shell.
Snifit 1: We’ll help.
They keep shooting bullets and fail miserably to hit the Fuzzies.
2 hours later…
Fuzzy: Attack!
Snifit 1: Oh no. Snifits, use fusion.
They become Mega Snifit.
Fuzzy: Fuzzies, transform.
They become Mega Fuzzy.
RPG-like battle
Mega Snifit 20/20
Vs.
Mega Fuzzy 20/20
Mega Snifit charges but Mega Fuzzy jumps over and sucks HP from Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit grabs a tree and hits Mega Fuzzy with it. Mega Fuzzy tackles but Mega Snifit does the Matrix but hurts his back and falls and Mega Fuzzy hits a house.
Mega Snifit 16/20
Vs.
Mega Fuzzy 16/20
Mega Snifit launches a Banzai Bill but Fuzzy jumps on it and jumps to Mega Snifit, whi launches another Banzai Bill. The explosion hurts both of them and both get blasted in different directions. Mega Fuzzy gets back up and starts to drain Mega Snifit’s HP again. Mega Snifit grabs a Koopa and launches the Koopa at him. Mega Fuzzy is preparing an attack.
Mega Snifit 10/20
Vs.
Mega Fuzzy 12/20
Mega Snifit charges an attack as well. Mega Fuzzy now throws lots of Fuzzies but Mega Snifit launches Ultimate Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Mega Snifit 2/20
Vs.
Mega Fuzzy 1/20
Mega Fuzzy launches himself but Mega Snifit transforms back to Snifit 1, 2, and 3. Mega Fuzzy misses and hits a tree. The tree collapses on Mega Fuzzy.
Battle Over. The Snifits gain 12 Star Points. Level Up, + 5 FP.
Snifit 1: This was pointless.
Snifit 2: Yeah, let’s leave.
Kooper: Wait! I know where Mack’s Fortress is.
After 10 minutes of explaining, the Snifits leave for Mack’s Fortress. They leave. Soon they arrive at Mack’s Fortress.
Snifit 1: This looks lame.
They knock on the door.
???: Who is it?
Snifit 2: It’s the pizza man.
??: Good. Come in.
They go inside and see a Shyster with a key.
Snifit 2: Can we have the key?
Shyster: Sure.
Snifit 3: Woohoo.
They go and see another Shyster locking away a key.
Shyster: See if they get passed this.
Snifit 1: D’oh, nuts.
They continue through many courses. They see a path with Firebars.
Snifit 1: I wonder what this does?
He touches it only to get burned. Snifit 2 jumps one of them but it goes faster and hits him.
Snifit 2: @#$%, Firebar!
Snifit 3 keeps jumping it and soon it goes slow.
Firebar: Oh noes!
The Firebar explodes, leaving coins behind. The Snifits continue and see another Firebar.
Firebar: Just try to get past me.
Snifit 2: Okay.
He gets a fire extinguisher and extinguishes the fire. They continue and get a key. Soon they see a ? Block. They hit it and fall down.
Shyster: Woohoo.
When they land they see all the Bob-ombs and the Koopa Bros.
Snifit 1: What happened?
Koopa Bros.: Ever since Mack invaded we’ve been stuck in this cell.
Bob-omb: We don’t know what Mack’s gonna do, but it’s bad for sure.
Bombette: I wonder where there’s an opening?
Snifit 1: Why not blow this place up?
Bombette: Where?
Snifit 2: That crack right there.
There is a crack behind them.
RNK (Red Ninja Koopa.): Of course.
The bombs explode, making a hole.
RNK: Hey Snifits, can we join you? We have a score to settle with Mack.
Snifit 2: Okay.
The Koopa Bros. join the party.
Snifit 3: Okay now, onward.
They see a staircase and a switch. The Snifits throw bullets at the staircase and it falls like that.
Snifits: Cool.
They go up and up until they find another badge, the Charge Bump Badge.
Snifit 1: Let’s get it.
Snifit 2: It’s guarded by a Bob-omb.
Snifit 3: Then we will improvise.
Snifit 3 picks up Black Ninja Koopa and hurls it to the Bob-omb.
BNK and Bob-omb: Oh noes.
The Bob-omb explodes, hurting BNK.
BNK: Ouch.
GNK: Shut up, Black, it was only a minor wound.
YNK: Exactly.
They continue on to find Mack, but the knife has cannons attached to him.
Mack: You’ll never defeat me. Shysters, unload the cannons.
Shyster: Um... Sir, we forgot to bring the cannons.
Mack: WHAT?!
Shyster: We did bring a Banzai Bill Blaster.
Mack: Whatever, just fire.
Snifits: Brace yourself.
The Snifits just stand there where the Banzai Bill is heading.
Koopa Bros: Idiots.
They go around the Banzai Bill to face the cannon.
RPG Battle
RNK 10/10
BNK 10/10
GNK 10/10
YNK 10/10
Vs.
BBB (Banzai Bill
Blaster.) 20/20
BBB: Forget RPG!
Koopa Bros: 0_0 How can you talk?
BBB: I was built by Smithy.
BBB grows eyes and wheels. BBB starts shooting Banzai Bills but the Koopa Bros. dodge the Banzai Bills and stack up. BBB starts to recharge while the Koopa Bros. charge for an attack. They both launch at the same time and the explosion launches them away.
RNK 10/10
BNK 10/10
GNK 10/10
YNK 10/10
Vs.
BBB 17/20
The Koopa Bros. get back up while BBB takes a Bob-omb out and launches it at the Koopa Bros. stack and they get flipped over. BBB launches a BB (Banzai Bill) at YNK. BOOM! Direct hit. BBB starts to launch another but the Koopa Bros. dodge and throw ninja stars. Boom! They explode on BBB.
RNK 10/10
BNK 10/10
GNK 10/10
YNK 1/10
Vs.
BBB 13/20
BBB starts to launch BBs like crazy. BOOM! YNK gets terminated. BOOM! GNK gets terminated as well. BBB starts to recharge again. RNK and BNK see the opportunity and throw more ninja stars at BBB.
RNK 10/10
BNK 10/10
GNK 0/10
YNK 0/10
Vs.
BBB 11/20
RNK runs to BBB but it launches a BB, but RNK jumps it over and then BNK throws another ninja star at it. BBB starts to glow red. It shoots at BNK, defeating him. RNK dodges like an expert.
RNK 10/10
BNK 0/10
Vs.
BBB 10/10
RNK: Let’s finish this.
RNK runs to BBB but BBB shoots a BB. RNK jumps and throws a ninja star at the mouth of BBB. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! BBB starts smoking. RNK throws one more into the mouth. BOOOOM!!!
Battle over. They win 24 Star Points.
Snifit 1: What happened?
RNK: We won.
Snifit 2: So that’s what all the screaming was about.
Snifit 3: Let’s go fight Mack, guys.
All: Right.
When they make it to the next room they see Mack without his knife.
Mack: I underestimated the power of the Snifit Group. So that’s why I improve my knife.
Shyster: Wait, I will finish this.
He leaves but comes back with a big knife similar to Mack’s knife.
RPG-like Battle
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
Vs.
Knife 15/15 D:
2
Shyster 10/10
Shyster: Watch and weep.
Snifits shoot bullets and Shyster jumps out. The knife’s eyes glow and turn red. It starts to shoot lasers. The Snifits can’t dodge all the lasers and get hurt by the explosion. The Snifits shoot bullets at the eye and the knife gets stunned.
Snifit 1 14/15
Snifit 2 12/13
Snifit 3 11/12
Vs.
Shyster 10/10
Knife 10/10
Shyster: I’ve got to help it out!
He runs only to get hit by a bullet. Snifit 3 is duking it out with the Shyster. Snifit 1 and 2 start shooting bullets at the knife. The knife regains consciousness and starts shooting lasers. BOOM! The Snifits get hit by the lasers. Shyster gets on top of the knife.
Snifit 1 13/15
Snifit 2 11/13
Snifit 3 9/12
Vs.
Shyster 5/10
Knife 6/10
The Snifits get a plan and run around the knife. The knife gets dizzy and the eyes spin around as it gets confused. The Shyster panics and jumps out and the Snifits shoot Bullet Bills at the knife. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The knife gets destroy. The Shyster runs away. The Snifits recover their HP and FP.
Mack: … That’s it. I will destroy you myself!
RPG Battle
Mack appears on a knife with cannons attach to it.
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
Vs.
Mack 15/15
Knife 8/8 D 1
Cannons 5/5
Snifit 1 uses
Bullet. 2 damage to one of the Cannons.
Snifit 2 uses
Bullet 2 damage to one of the Cannons.
Snifit 3 uses
Bullet 2 damage to one of the Cannons. One Cannon is destroyed, and explodes
on Mack. 2 damage.
Cannon shoots
out 2 fireballs. 4 damage to Snifit 3.
Mack uses Flame.
4 damage to Snifit 2.
Knife uses Jump.
5 damage to Snifit 1.
Snifit 1 10/15
Snifit 2 9/13
Snifit 3 8/12
Vs.
Mack 13/15
Knife 8/8 D 1
Cannon 5/5
Cannon 0/5
Snifit 1 uses
Bullet Bill. 4 damage to one of the Cannons.
Snifit 2 uses
Bullet. 2 damage to one of the Cannons. One Cannon explodes on Mack. 2
damage.
Snifit 3 uses
Bump Charge Bump. Attack +2
Mack: Grr. Bring
out the Plasma Cannon.
A Plasma Cannon
emerges from behind the knife. Plasma Cannon charging.
Mack uses Flame.
4 damage to Snifit 2.
Knife can’t move.
Snifit 1 10/15
FP 7/10
Snifit 2 5/13
Snifit 3 8/12
Vs.
Mack 11/15
Knife 8/8 D 1
Plasma Cannon
8/8
Mack: Forget RPG!
New cannons grow out of the knife and start shooting like crazy. Kaboom! Bam! BOOM! The Snifits collapse but are still alive and start countering with bullets, clogging one of the Cannons. Mack jumps out to avoid. BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The Cannon is destroyed and Knife gets hurt instead. Mack throws fire at the Snifits but they dodge. The Snifits backflip and shoot bullets to clog the second Cannon. BOOM! The Cannon is destroyed.
Snifit 1 7/15
Snifit 2 2/13
Snifit 3 5/12
Vs.
Knife 6/8
Mack 11/15
The Snifits shoot Bullet Bills at the Knife but it uses Hyper Plasma Cannon. Boom! Snifit 3 takes the full blast. Knife gets destroy too. Mack gets angry and uses Flame Shower. Snifit 2 is down. Snifit 1 eats a Mushroom, + 5 HP. Mack throws Fire but Snifit 1 dodges.
Snifit 1 7/15
Snifit 2 0/13
Snifit 3 0/12
Vs.
Mack 11/15
RNK: I am here to help.
Snifit 1 shoots bullets but Mack throws a fireball. RNK jumps and throw a ninja star at Mack. Boom! Mack gets blown away. Mack uses Flame Wall. Snifit eats another Mushroom. Mack uses Flame Shower again. Snifit 1 quickly throws a Bullet Bill. Mack defends.
Snifit 1 4/15
FP 5/10
RNK 2/10
Vs.
Mack 7/15
Snifit 1 eats another Mushroom, + 5 HP. Mack prepares an attack while RNK throws a Ninja Star. Snifit 1 launches a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOM!!! Mack unleashes Mack Finale. Snifit 1 and RNK get caught in the blast. RNK is down for the count.
Snifit 1 2/15
RNK 0/10
Vs.
Mack 1/15
Mack: Heh heh heh. You got guts. Too bad I will destroy you.
Snifit 1: Well you thought wrong.
Mack: Huh?
Snifit 1 runs at him but he sees this coming and throws a fireball. Snifit 1 jumps and Mack gets angry. He unleashes Flame Wall but Snifit 1 dodges and locks on to him. Mack in anger and disparity unleashes Flame Shower. BAM! All he sees is dust and a little lava.
Mack: HAH! Looks like he was no match for me.
Snifit 1: You thought wrong again!
Mack looks from behind and sees Snifit 1.
Mack: But. But. But. You were destroyed!
Snifit 1: I figured out how to dodge. So farewell, Mack.
He launches a Bullet Bill.
Mack: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Smithy, I’m sorry!
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Mack dies.
Battle Over. The Snifits gain 33 Star Points.
Eldstar appears.
Eldstar: Thank you so much, Ma-
Snifit 1: Um, it’s us, sir. The Snifits.
Eldstar: Oh, right.
END OF CHAPTER.
So our idiotic heroes have freed the first Star Spirit. They stormed Mack’s Fortress and the Bob-ombs have their fortress back. This proves that the Snifits aren’t your ordinary Snifits. Many challenges still face the Snifits.
Where is the next Star Spirit? Will the Snifits win? Whatever happened to Punchinello? What are the prisoners doing? What is Smithy planning?
Would you like to save?
Snifit 1: Yes please.
Saved.