Smithy’s Side
Smithy: What do you mean Mack failed?!
Shyster: Unfortunately the Snifits got the Koopa Bros. to join them.
Smithy: Urg. Maybe my next minion will help me. He should beat those idiots.
Shyster: Yes, he should be guarding the Star Spirit in Dry Dry Ruins in Dry Dry Desert.
Smithy: Yes. Idiots like them won’t solve the puzzle of the ruins there.
Shyster: As always, Smithy, you are a genius.
Meanwhile with the prisoners…
Peach: I wonder if those Snifits can help us.
Twink: Guys, the Snifits freed Eldstar.
Mario: Really?
Twink: Yup.
Factory Chief: Shut up out there. I’m trying to let Gunyolk absorb the power of the Stars since Double A batteries didn’t work.
Gunyolk: Power absorbing at 6%.
Factory Chief: Faster!
Twink: I hope the Snifits can win.
Booster: Yeah. I hope my buddies are all right.
Back with our Idiot Heroes.
Eldstar: Thank you, Snifits, for freeing me. Have some of my power.
The Sniits get Star Power.
Snifit 1: Eldstar, how come you thought we were Mario?
Eldstar: To be honest I really thought you couldn’t complete this task. So I thought Mario could somehow escape.
Snifit 2: Oh, well see you later.
Eldstar: See you in Star Heaven.
He leaves. The Snifits are about to depart when…
Koopa Bros: Hey Snifits, we want to stick around.
Snifit 3: Okay, we need partners, let’s go.
The Snifits as well as the Koopa Bros kill everything in sight. They almost finish going back down the path when…
????: Ah ha. Now I got you right where you are.
Punchinello tries to slash them but falls down and climbs back up.
Punchinello: Let’s settle this.
Snifit 1: WHY?!
Punchinello: I said I will return, and I hate you.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
Vs.
Punchinello 25/25
Snifit 1 us-
Punchinello: I said no RPG! Now, MORE POWER!
He spins and nothing happens. Snifit 1 throws a bullet but Punchinello counters with a Bob-omb. Boom! Snifit 2 and 3 launch bullets but Punchinello backflips… into the water. Punchinello jumps out in pain. While in the air he launches many Bob-ombs. BOOOOOOOOOM! The Snifits get launched into a tree. The tree collapses onto them.
Snifit 1 12/15
Snifit 2 10/13
Snifit 3 9/12
Vs.
Punchinello 23/25
The Snifits spin around and shoot bullets. Punchinello throws Bob-ombs but gets hit in the face and gets stunned. Snifit 2 runs to him and kicks him in the face. Punchinello gets angry and picks him up and throws him at the other Snifits.
Snifit 1 10/15
Snifit 2 8/13
Snifit 3 7/12
Vs.
Punchinello 19/25
The Snifits jump towards him. He launches a Bob-omb but they grab it and throw it back at him. They launch Bullet Bills at him. BOOOOOOOOM! He gets launched into a tree. He throws a Mezzo Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The Snifits collide.
Snifit 1 6/15
Snifit 2 4/13
Snifit 3 3/12
Vs.
Punchinello 10/25
Punchinello’s fuse lights up. Snifit 1 eats a Mushroom, + 5 HP. Snifit 2 and 3 launch bullets but Punchinello dodges and runs at Snifit 1, who trips him into a tree. He also explodes. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Battle Over. The Snifits win 22 Star Points.
Snifit 1: Let’s go.
Snifit 1 goes up to Merlon
Merlon: Dang it! Fine, here is 20 gold coins.
Snifit 1 earns 20 gold coins.
Snifit 2 goes to Tayce T. to cook some snacks. Snifit 3 goes to buy badges. He pays with normal money rather than his crayon money. Soon the Snifits meet back up.
Snifit 3: Where are we going anyway?
Snifit 1: Look, a newspaper.
RNK: Hmm. It says arrows are raining from the sky in Dry Dry Desert.
Snifit 2: Is Santa Claus doing this?
GNK: -_- No, moron. We need to get there now.
BNK: He is right, let’s go.
YNK: Look, the train is leaving.
Snifit 1: Quick, after it.
They get on board and are headed to Mt. Rugged.
Chapter 2: The Mysterious Ruins
The heroes arrive at Mt. Rugged.
Snifit 1: I see no arrows.
RNK: It said Dry Dry Desert, moron.
Snifit 2: Right.
They go up the mountain, shooting everything in sight. Soon they see a place where the bridge is out.
Snifit 1: I’ve got an idea.
They stack up, jump, and grab on. Unfortunately since Snifits don’t have fingers they fall down.
RNK: Okay, we can do that, but you guys can’t.
Snifit 1: I know a way we can get across.
They shoot Bullet Bills and ride on them.
???: Hey, aren’t you those Snifits that destroyed Mack?
They see a weird-looking Buzzar.
Buzzar: So are you those Snifits that destroyed Mack?
Snifit 2: Don’t be an idiot, Buzzar.
Snifit 3: Right, if we were those Snifits we’d have the Koopa Bros. who are next to us, have Eldstar, and tell you we’re not those Snifits by giving you reasons as we have.
Koopa Bros: Do you guys like being Idiots?
Buzzar: Enough already, you die.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 12/12
Vs.
Buzzar 25/25 D: 1
Snifit 1: That’s odd.
Snifit 1 uses Bullet 1 damage.
Snifit 2 uses Bullet 1 damage.
Snifit 3 uses Bullet 1 damage.
Buzzar uses Ram 3 damage to Snifit
3.
Snifit 3: Why me?
Snifit 1 15/15
Snifit 2 13/13
Snifit 3 9/12
Vs.
Buzzar 22/25
Snifit 1: I call for an RPG-like battle.
Snifit 1 shoots bullets but Buzzar does a barrel roll. He dodges and grabs him. Snifit 2 and 3 shoot Bullet Bills and hit Buzzar. Buzzar goes out of control and rams into the Snifits. The Snifits almost fall of the edge. They get back up and dodge the attack.
Snifit 1 12/15
Snifit 2 10/13
Snifit 3 6/12
Vs.
Buzzar 16/25
The Snifits charge at Buzzar and he just throws wind, which hurts them. He then throws feathers but they dodge and shoot Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Snifit 1 eats a Nutty Cake, + 10 FP. When the smoke is gone they see Buzzar, but he is covered in metal and has red eyes.
MMB (Machine Made Buzzar): Critical Damage! Emerge attack form! You shall pay!
Snifit 1 9/15 FP 10/10
Snifit 2 7/13
Snifit 2 3/12
Vs.
MMB 10/25
MMB starts shooting rockets. The Snifits can’t dodge them all so BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Snifit 3 faints from the attack. Snifits 1 and 2 backflip to dodge a missile. They shoot bullets at him. MMB gets angry so he sends out Bullet Bills that follow the Snifits. They dodge the bullets, and get ideas.
Snifit 1 5/15
Snifit 2 3/13
Snifit 3 0/12
Vs.
MMB 8/25
The Snifits run up to him and charge at him. He sends more homing Bullet Bills. The Snifits run around a lot and then they sneak behind MMB and BOOOOOOOOOOOOM! The Bullet Bills hit him. MMB collapses but is still alive. Then he sees an incoming Bullet Bill.
MMB: Oh @#$%!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
MMB explodes.
Battle Over. The Snifits gain 15 Star
Points. Level Up. +5 HP for every Snifit.
Snifit 1: Come on, let’s advance.
Soon they are in Dry Dry Desert.
Snifit 2: I see no a-
He gets hit by an arrow.
Snifit 2: @#$%!
Snifit 3: You shouldn’t cu-
He gets hit by an arrow.
Snifit 3: @#$%!
Snifit 1: Enough of the @#$% cursing.
RNK: You just cursed.
Snifit 1: @#$%!
BNK: -_- Let’s just continue.
They go on and on until they get picked up by a Twister.
GNK: We’re lost, aren’t we?
Snifit 2: Of course not.
YNK: Then where are we?
Snifit 3: Dry Dry Desert, silly.
They continue and see a bunch of Bandits.
Bandit: Hehehe. Looks like we have a bunch of lost people.
Snifit 3: Uh... Look over there, there’s Santa Claus.
Bandits: Where?
The Snifits and Koopa Bros. run away. Soon they see an oasis.
Snifit 1: Am I dreaming or is it a mirage?
RNK: No. It’s really real.
Everybody: WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
They drink, eat lemons, and hit trees. RNK hits the upgrade block and so the Koopa Bros. upgrade.
2 hours later they finally arrive in Dry Dry Outpost.
???: Hey, aren’t you those Snifits that destroyed Mack?
Snifit 1: Yes.
???: Great, I need your help.
The person reveals himself to be Tutankoopa.
Tutankoopa: I got kicked out of my ruins. You are the only ones I can trust that can help me.
Snifit 2: Sure, join the club.
Tutankoopa joins the party.
Snifit 3: So how do we get to the ruins?
Tutankoopa: Follow me.
Snifit 2: Wait! Let’s go buy food or get a spell.
Tutankoopa: Sure.
One spell later…
They walk back into the desert, and soon they see many enemies.
Pokeys and Bandits: DIE!
They shoot all of them, killing them all. They keep walking and soon they see the ruins lying there. They go inside.
???: Nya. Who goes here?
Snifit 2: Santa?
Slap.
Snifit 2: Owie.
???: Nya. Leave or you perish terrible curse. NYA!
They continue and see Mummy Pokeys.
Mummy Pokey: Brain.
His head gets blown off.
Snifit 3: I hate the living dead.
They continue and continue, and soon they hear another voice. They see also Buzzy Beetles and Swoopers, which they shoot down too.
???: Nya. Don’t go in there or badness will come. Nya.
Snifit 1: Sure.
Slap.
Snifit 1: Owie.
???: I told you NYA! DO NOT GO THERE OR YOU WILL TURN INTO A GOOMBA! NYA!
Everyone: Eeep.
They still try to solve the puzzle. 30 minutes later they solve it. They see a big chest and open it up.
You get the Silver Bullet. Bullet attacks go up by 2.
Snifit 1: All right.
They continue and get lost again. They
find an upgrade block too. Tutankoopa hits it and gets upgraded.
Soon they come and see a Silver Block
is in their way.
Snifits: We’ll get rid of it.
They blast it.
????: Ruff Ruff Ruff.
Everyone except Tutankoopa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
They run away.
Tutankoopa: Ugh. Sissies.
????: CHOMP!
RPG Battle
Tutankoopa 20/20
Vs.
Chain Chomp 15/15 D: 2
Chomp: Ruff. Ruff. Ruff. (No RPG, okay?)
Tutankoopa uses his Chomp so many rocks fall down. The enemy Chomp can’t dodge then all so he gets hurt. He tries to bite Tutankoopa but he teleports and the Chomp hits the wall, which hurts him. He tries to bite again but Tutankoopa disappears, but the Chomp faked it so CHOMP!
Tutankoopa 16/20
Vs.
Chain Chomp 11/15
Tutankoopa throws a Chomp Chomp but the enemy dodges. Tutankoopa quickly teleports to his Chain Chomp and grabs it and launches it back at the Chomp. He squeals in pain and Chomps Tutankoopa. Tutankoopa quickly summons his Chomp so the rock hits the enemy Chomp while he is chewing him.
Tutankoopa 10/20
Vs.
Chain Chomp 6/15
Tutankoopa uses his Chomp again but the enemy Chomp dodges so Tutankoopa uses a Sandstorm. Chomp gets stunned for a while so he throws a Chomp Chomp again. He squeals, then quickly Chomps Tutankoopa. Tutankoopa quickly uses the Final Blow.
Battle Over. Snifit Group earns 12 Star Points.
Snifit 1: Is it over?
Tutankoopa: Yes.
They continue for 20 minutes. Then they stop at a dead end.
Tutankoopa: Desert Spell.
Nothing happens.
Tutankoopa: Desert Spell!
Still nothing happens.
Tutankoopa: DESERT SPELL! DESERT SPELL! DESERT SPELL!
Still nothing happens.
10 minutes later…
Tutankoopa: Desert Spell!
A staircase appears.
Snifit 2: Oh, a Heart Box and Save Block.
They recover their HP and save.
???: Nya. Last chance to leave. Nya. One step then toast. Nya.
The Snifits walk in. Then…
????: Nya. You find me surprise. We fight now Nya.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs,
Bowyer 80/80 D: 2
Bowyer: Nya, we shall forget RPG!
The Snifits run at him but he jumps out of the way and shoots arrows at them. They get hit and fall to the ground. The Snifits get back up and shoot him in the back of the head. Bowyer gets angry and 3 switches appear on the ground. The Snifits destroy the buttons though. Bowyer gets angry and starts shooting lots of arrows, and they can’t dodge all.
Snifit 1 16/20
Snifit 2 14/18
Snifit 3 13/17
Vs.
Bowyer 74/80
The Snifits shoot many bullets but Bowyer launches arrows at them to destroy them, releasing smoke. While the smoke is there Snifits send out more Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Bowyer hits the wall. Bowyer gets angry and uses Arrow Rain. The Snifits get hurt pretty badly. Bowyer sees the opportunity and uses G Night. Snifit 1 falls asleep.
Snifit 1 11/20 FP 4/10
Snifit 2 9/18
Snifit 3 8/17
Vs.
Bowyer 62/80
Snifits 2 and 3 jump towards him but Bowyer throws a Lightning Orb at Snifit 1 while he is asleep. Snifit 1 is still asleep but Bowyer gets hit by incoming bullets. Bowyer gets angry and uses Static E. Snifit 2 is able to dodge the attack. Bowyer tries to hit him but Snifit 1 wakes up he takes the hit from Bowyer’s arrow. Snifit 1 is down.
Snifit 1 0/20
Snifit 2 9/18
Snifit 3 4/17
Ca.
Bowyer 58/80
Snifit 3 eats a Shroom Fry, +6 HP and +2 FP. Snifit 2 launches a Bullet Bill at Bowyer while he is distracted. BOOOOOM! He gets launched away at a wall. He gets angry and uses Bolt but Snifit 3 dodges the attack and runs into an arrow. Snifit 2 shoots many bullets at him. Bowyer tries to dodge them all but gets hit.
Snifit 2 9/18 FP 4/10
Snifit 3 7/17
Vs.
Bowyer 52/80
Koopa Bros: Here come the Koopa Bros!
The Koopa Bros. get in their stack and launch towards Bowyer, who gets launched away. He gets angry and launches another Arrow Rain. The Snifits get hit and Koopa Bros. almost get launched over. Snifit 2 eats a Shroom Fry, +6 HP and +2 FP. Bowyer has had enough and is about to launch a Lightning Orb, but gets hit by a Bullet Bill. He also gets hit by a bullet.
Snifit 2 5/18 FP 4/10
Snifit 3 3/17
Koopa Bros. ??/??
Vs.
Bowyer 44/80
Bowyer gets angry and launches a Light Arrow at the Koopa Bros. They get defeated. Each Snifit eats a Shroom Fry, +6 HP and +2 FP. Bowyer recharges from the attack but gets hit by Bullet Bills. Bowyer concentrates on another attack.
Snifit 2 11/18 FP 4/10
Snifit 3 9/17
Vs.
Bowyer 36/80
Tutankoopa: Tutankoopa to the rescue!
Tutankoopa comes in and throws a Chomp at him. Bowyer gets hurt and launches a Fire Arrow Rain. The Snifits get greatly injured and Tutankoopa gets burned by the fire. The Snifits act quickly and shoot Bullet Bills. Snifit 2 eats the last Shroom Fry, +6 HP and +2 FP.
Snifit 1 10/18 FP 2/10
Snifit 2 2/17
Tutankoopa 13/20 Burned.
Vs.
Bowyer 26/80
Bowyer gets angry and launches a Light Arrow at Tutankoopa. Tutankoopa faints. Bowyer starts to recharge. Snifit 3 eats a Nutty Cake, +10 FP. Snifit 2 launches another Bullet Bill. Bowyer starts to regain consciousness after another Bullet Bill attack. He starts preparing another attack.
Snifit 2 10/18 FP 6/10
Snifit 3 2/17
Vs.
Bowyer 18/80
Bowyer sends out an Ice Arrow Rain. The Snifits get hurt badly, and Snifit 3 is down. Snifit 2 launches a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOM! Bowyer hits a wall. Bowyer starts to glow red. He starts to shoot arrows like crazy. But he puts his guard down so he gets hit by another Bullet Bill, while Snifit 2 gets hit by an arrow.
Snifit 2 1/18 FP 2/10
Snifit 3 0/17
Vs.
Bowyer 10/80
Snifit 2 eats a Super Shroom, +10 HP. Bowyer becomes angry and prepares another attack. Snifit 2 shoots many bullets at him. He eats a Nutty Cake, +10 FP. He shoots a Bullet Bill but not before Bowyer releases a Fire Arrow Rain. Both of them get hurt.
Snifit 2 4/18 FP 8/10
Vs.
Bowyer 4/80
Bowyer gets so angry that steam comes out of him.
Bowyer: Nya. You strong but me stronger.
He launches a Light Arrow. SHINK!
Bowyer: I did it, Nya,
???: Um, wrong.
Bowyer sees Snifit 2 on top of his head.
Snifit 2: I jump here, so see ya!
He jumps and shoots a Bullet Bill.
Bowyer: NYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAA!!! SMITHY, FORGIVE ME!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Bowyer explodes.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 36 Star Points.
They get the Mamar card.
Mamar: Thanks so much, Ma-
Snifits: Hi.
Eldstar: I’ll explain later.
END OF CHAPTER.
And so our heroic idiots have rescued the second Star Spirit. The Snifits, with the help of Tutankoopa and the Koopa Bros, have saved the people of Dry Dry Desert. What awaits the Snifits? Will Punchinello return? Who has the next Star Spirit? What ever happened to Snifits 4 and 5? Will the Snifits’ stupidity stop them? What happened to Twink? Stay tuned.
Would you like to save?
Snifits: Yes please.
Save.