SMASH!
Ninja: I’m… so sorry… Smithy, but Bowyer lost… too. Ugh.
Smithy: I can’t trust anyone and Bowyer should have killed them all. Hopefully my new machine should destroy those meddling Snifits.
Factory Chief: Sir.
Smithy: WHAT?!
Factory Chief: The Gunyolk 3000 has successfully sucked all the power from a Star, and I thought of a great idea. I will make the ultimate machine. It will take a long time.
Smithy: Excellent.
Meanwhile with the prisoners…
Snifit 4: Almost there…
Snifit 5: Come on, Snifit 4, hurry.
They break the bars.
Gunyolk: PRISONERS ESCAPING!
The Snifits jump out, not knowing where they’ll fall.
Back with the Snifits…
Mamar: Thank you, Snifits, for saving me. Have some of my power.
Star Power went up by 1. The Snifits can use Lullaby.
Mamar: I hope to see you in Star Haven.
She leaves.
Snifits: Let;s leave.
Tutankoopa: Wait, Snifits, I want to join your team.
Snifits: Sure.
After getting lost again they see a Tweester. It picks them up and they land near the train.
Snifit 1: Woohoo.
Snifit 2: WAIT! The seed!
Tutankoopa: Oh, I have it.
Snifit 3: Why?
Tutankoopa: No reason.
They get on the train and head back to Toad Town.
Snifit 1: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Slap.
Snifit 1: Ow.
They arrive. They make recipes, do idiotic stuff, buy badges, etc.
Snifit 3: I’m bored.
Snifit 2: Where could the next Star Spirit be?
Bootler: BOOOOOOOO!!!
Snifit 1: Who?
Bootler: -_- Idiots. Listen, head to Boo’s Mansion now.
Snifit 1: Sure.
The Snifits and Koopas head to the woods.
Chapter 3: One Scary Machine
The Snifits enter the woods, where it’s dark.
Snifit 3: Gloomy place, huh?
They walk until they see a strange creature.
Oakley: You shouldn’t go there.
Snifit 1: We don’t care.
Snifit 1 shoots Oakley, killing him.
Tutankoopa: Idiot, we could’ve used some information.
Snifits: So?
Everyone except the Snifits.: -_- Let’s just go.
The Snifits walk and see they are back where they started.
Snifit 1: New plan!
Snifit 1 takes an ax and starts chopping trees. They soon see a bulb.
Bulb: Hi there. Want a seed?
Snifit 2: Sure.
They get it and continue chopping. They are about to chop a tree when…
Tree: You’d better not chop me down if you value your pitiful lives.
Snifit Group: *gulp*
The Snifit group runs away from the tree. They run into a bunch of enemies. Practically an army.
Snifit 1: Quick! Cue commercial!
Everybody except Snifit 1: Wha?
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We see the Snifit group in casts.
Snifit 1: That’s it! Director, skip this!
Red Shy Guy: No.
SMACK!
Red Shy Guy: How the? Fine.
They get lost for 3 hours and 30 minutes. By dumb luck they reach Boo’s Mansion.
Snifit 1: Not fast enough!
RSG: Too bad!
Bootler: What the @#$% took you so long?!
Snifits: We killed Oakley.
Bootler: -_- That explains it. Just get to the top of the mansion.
Snifits: Will do.
They go inside.
Boo: How’s it going?
Snifit 2: Shut up!
They see a bookcase blocking the door. They blow it up and continue. Soon they see a big chest. They open it up and 12 Boos come out.
Boo: Hit the one with the fancy Snifit robe and you get it.
They toss it around and around.
Snifit 1: I know who has it.
They hit every Boo.
Boo: That’s not fair.
Koopa Bros: Says who?
Boo: Good Point. But no-
Snifit 3 pulls out a Poltergust 3000.
Snifit 3: Give robe now!
The Boos disappear. The Snifits get the robe, which increases their attack power.
Tutankoopa: Nice work.
Snifit 3: This doesn’t even have a battery.
Tutankoopa: I can make you get to the top. Magic Punch!
Tutankoopa makes a magic hand and punches the Snifits to the top, and they enter the door up there. They see Lady Bow really angry.
Bow: WHAT TOOK SO @#$% LONG?!
Bootler: They got lost.
Bow: How’d they get up here so fast?
The Snifits: Cheating.
Lady Bow: Listen, a monster invaded Gusty Gulch and is using Boos to power a machine. We need you to stop it. This will be your prize.
A cage comes down with Snifits 4 and 5.
Snifits 4 and 5: Please help us.
Snifit 1: Do you like kidnapping people?
Bow: HOW DID YOU KNOW?! I mean, no.
Snifits: This doesn’t seem right.
Bow: Oh, the monster has Skolar anyway.
Snifits: Well, let’s go.
The Snifits are about to leave when…
Bow: Oh, take Tubba Blubba with you. He got kicked out of his castle.
Tubba Blubba joins the party.
Snifits: Let’s go.
Snifit 3: Now I wish this thing had batteries.\
They walk into Gusty Gulch and see lots of hyperactive monsters.
Hyper Goomba: DIE!
Snifits: Aren’t you supposed to be hyperactive and say stuff that gives you energy?
Hyper Paragoomba: No.
Hyper Cleft: We found a way to control ourselves.
The Snifits throw candy off the edge.
Hyper Monsters: SUGAR!
They jump off.
Snifits: And people say we’re idiots.
Tubba Blubba: Aren’t you idiots?
Snifits: Yes.
They see a bunch of Boos.
Boo: Hey, hide! A monster may come in.
They hide except for one Boo. An invisible thing grabs it and takes it away.
Boo: NO! HERBERT! OH THE HORROR!
They continue down the trail and trick the hyper monsters. Soon they see Tubba Blubba’s Castle.
Snifit 1: Looks lame.
Tubba Blubba: Shut up!
They go inside the Castle.
10 milliseconds later…
They get kicked out.
All except Tubba Blubba: @#$%!
Tubba Blubba: Guys, there’s a back door, you know.
Snifits: -_- We knew that.
They go in the back door. As they walk in a Sentinal sees them.
Snifit 1: I’ll handle this.
He shoots it and it explodes. They proceed, getting lost.
Tubba: Idiots. Follow me.
They continue up and down.
Tubba: Hmm. My castle has changed.
After finding a map they proceed up. They find an Upgrade Block too. Tubba Blubba upgrades. Soon they come a cross a spike floor.
Snifit 2: Hmm. We should send Tutankoopa to go across since he can levitate.
Tutankoopa: Sure.
He goes across and hits the switch, the spikes disappear. They proceed and see a metal door in their way.
Tubba: I can handle this. FALCON PUNCH!
The door breaks.
???: BOO!
Tubba: AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
RPG-like Battle
Tubba Blubba 20/20
Vs.
LM Blue Twirler 20/20
Tubba Blubba smashes the Blue Twirler. The Blue Twirler smashes his foot.
Tubba Blubba: YEOW!
Tubba screams in pain, causing the ghost to become dizzy. Tubba uses Falcon Punch. The ghost hits the wall. The ghost disappears. Tubba is hit out of nowhere. He keeps getting hit. Tubba focuses and punches forward. The Blue Twirler gets hit. The Blue Twirler uses Falcon Punch. Tubba gets hit hard in the stomach. Tubba hits the wall and falls on the Blue Twirler. The Blue Twirler uppercuts him. Tubba hits the ceiling. He gets part of the ceiling and throws it at the ghost. The ghost disappears and hits Tubba Blubba. Tubba spins around and punches the Blue Twirler. Blue Twirler uses Falcon Punch. Tubba Blubba uses Falcon Punch. Tubba is more powerful and the Blue Twirler hits the wall. Tubba uses Chomp and bites the ghost. The Blue Twirler explodes.
Battle over. Gain 10 Star Points.
Tubba: Hmm. I seem to be getting stronger.
Koopa Bros: Can we go now, please?
All: Right.
They continue. On the way they see a bunch of Luigi’s Mansion ghosts.
Tubba Blubba: Deliciousness.
He gobbles all the ghosts up.
All except Tubba Blubba: 0_o Okayyyyy. Let’s go.
They continue and see a bunch of ghosts guarding Tubba Blubba’s room.
Snifit 2: Can you move please?
Boo: Sure.
They move. Through a keyhole they see see a machine turning Boos into energy.
Tubba Blubba: I can destroy it.
Snifit 1: Shhhhhh. Hey, there’s Yakkey.
He gets close to the machine.
Tubba Blubba: FALCON PUNCH!
The machine explodes.
Gold Ghost: INTRUDER ALERT! MACHINE BROKEN! IT’S THE SNIFITS!
???: WHAT?!
Snifits: WHAT DO WE DO?!
Tubba Blubba: This.
He hip drops the floor and it falls. Yakkey falls down too.
Koopa Bros: Let’s get gang.
They run and see some Boos.
Boo: We’ll keep him distracted; run!
The Snifits run and see a lot of hyper monsters.
Snifit 1: That does it!
His mouth turns big and he shoots a Banzai Bill, killing all the monsters.
Koopa Bros: Hey, that got us an upgrade.
Snifit 2: Let’s go.
They continue down the trail and see the windmill is locked.
Snifit 3: Let’s open it.
They open it with Yakkey and continue down the trial. They see the room where Tubba’s Heart was battled.
????: So, you made it this far.
All of a sudden they see a combination of Gold Ghost, Purple Puncher, and Blue Twirler put together in one body.
Gold: If you think-
Purple: You can stop us-
Blue: You must be out of your mind.
Snifit 3: Now I really wish I had a battery for the Poltergust 2000.
RPG Battle
Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Gold Ghost 20/20 D: 2
Purple Puncher 30/30 D: 2
Blue Twirler 40/40 D: 2
Gold Ghost: We shall-
Purple Puncher: Have no-
Blue Twirler: RPG!
Snifit 1: Why do you sound like Lemmy and Iggy?
The Snifits charge at the ghosts but they disappear with ease. They get behind them to punch them but the Snifits backflip to avoid. While backflipping they shoot bullets, hitting each ghost. The ghosts get mad so they each throw a ghost punch that blows the Snifits away. They hit the wall but jump off, hitting each of the ghosts.
Snifit 1 17/20
Snifit 2 15/18
Snifit 3 14/17
Vs.
Gold Ghost 16/20
Purple Puncher 26/30
Blue Twirler 36/40
Ghost: SEPARATION!
They split apart. Snifit 1 shoots bullets at the Gold Ghost but he disappears and uppercuts him. Purple Puncher gets hit with a bullet from Snifit 2 but he Long Punches him into the wall. Blue Twirler is trying to smash Snifit 3 but he is running too fast. He jumps off a wall and kicks Blue Twirler in the face. The ghosts get back together again.
Snifit 1 13/20
Snifit 2 11/18
Snifit 3 14/17
Vs.
Gold Ghost 16/20
Purple Puncher 24/30
Blue Twirler 34/40
The Snifits jump around, confusing the monsters, and shoot Bullet Bills. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The ghosts get angry and separate. While separating they do a Ghostly Wail. The Snifits get hurt and hit the wall. Stalactites fall down on all of them.
Snifit 1 7/20 FP 9/15
Snifit 2 5/18
Snifit 3 8/17
Vs.
Gold Ghost 10/20
Purple Puncher 18/30
Blue Twirler 28/40
Ghost: ELEMENT POWER!
Gold Ghost has fire inside him. Purple Puncher has ice inside of him. Blue Twirler has water inside of him. The Snifits react and run around but the ghosts split apart and shoot fire, ice, and water around, which hurts the Snifits. Snifit 2 eats Spaghetti, +6 HP +4 FP. Snifit 3 eats Hot Shroom, +15 HP +5 FP. Snifit 1 quickly shoots a Bullet Bill BOOOOOOOOOM! Gold is hurt. Gold gets angry and uses Flame. Snifit 1 is burned to a crisp. The Snifits quickly shoot Bullets. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Gold is knocked unconscious.
Snifit 1 0/20 FP 9/15
Snifit 2 7/18
Snifit 3 17/17
Vs.
Gold Ghost 0/20
Purple Puncher 18/30
Blue Twirler 28/40
Snifit 2 quickly reacts and shoots at Purple Puncher. BOOM! He gets hurt. Snifit 3 gets a risky idea and shoots at the ceiling. The ceiling collapses on everyone except Snifit 3. Blue Twirler gets angry and uses Earthquake. Snifit 2 is knocked out.
Snifit 2 0/18
Snifit 3 12/17
Vs.
Purple Puncher 13/30
Blue Twirler 25/40
Koopa Bros: HERE COME THE KOOPA BROS!
The Koopa Bros. slam into Purple Puncher.
Blue Twirler summons an earthquake, which flips over the Koopa Bros. Purple
uses Solidify. The Koopa Bros are frozen. Snifit 3 quickly shoots a Bullet
Bill at Purple Puncher. BOOM! He gets blown into the wall.
Snifit 3 7/17 FP 7/15
RNK 5/10 frozen
BNK 5/10 frozen
GNK 5/10 frozen
YNK 5/10 frozen
Vs.
Purple Puncher 7/30
Blue Twirler 25/40
Tutankoopa: You shouldn’t fight alone.
Tutankoopa whips up a sandstorm. They close their eyes while he throws a Chomp at Purple Puncher. Blue has had enough and summons an earthquake. The Koopa Bros. are defeated. Snifit 3 eats a Hot Shroom, +15 HP +5 FP. Purple summons a Blizzard. SHINK! Tutankoopa is frozen. Purple gets hit by a Bullet Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! He is knocked out cold.
Snifit 3 13/17 FP 10/15
Koopa Bros. 0/??
Tutankoopa 16/20 frozen.
Vs.
Purple Puncher 0/30
Blue Twirler 24/40
Tubba Blubba: I WILL HELP OUT TOO!
Tubba Blubba uppercuts Blue Twirler. Blue Twirler uses Water Blast. Tubba hits the wall. Blue smashes the frozen Tutankoopa into the ground. The ice is broken but he is stuck on the ground. Snifit 3 eats a Shroom Fry, +6 HP +2 FP. Blue gets mad and uses Falcon Punch. Tubba Blubba uses Falcon Punch too. There is a big collision and Tubba is blown away.
Snifit 3 13/17
Tutankoopa 4/20
Tubba Blubba 6/20
Vs.
Blue Twirler 16/40
Tutankoopa quick;y uses the Chomp and stalactites fall on him. Tubba Hip Drops him. He grabs Tubba and throws him at Tutankoopa. Both faint. Snifit 3 gasps in horror as he is alone with a tough ghost. He shoots a bullet but the ghost uses a water attack that destroys it. Snifit 3 jumps at him. Blue Twirler tries to smash him but Snifit 3 uses his arm to jump. He shoots a Bullet Bill.
Snifit 3 13/17
Tutankoopa 0/20
Tubba Blubba 0/20
Vs.
Blue Twirler 6/40
Blue uses a Falcon Punch. POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Snifit 3 is blown away. He shoots a Bullet Bill at the remaining ceiling. Boom! The windmill falls on him.
Blue Twirler: YOU DIE NOW! ULTIMATE FALCON PUNCH!
POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!
He destroys the whole ground.
Blue: HAHAHA! *huff*
Snifit 3: You… put… up… a... good… fight.
Blue: NO! I destroy you.
Snifit 3: I jump. So bye.
He shoots a Bullet Bill.
Blue Twirler: Crud.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Battle Over. The Snifits win 35 Star Points.
The ghosts explode into bits, leaving metal?! Out of the metal comes the Star Spirit Skolar.
Skolar: Thank the stars, Ma-
Eldstar: Ignore them for now.
Bow: You have defeated them, so they are free to go.
Snifits 4 and 5: HOOOOOORAY!
END OF CHAPTER!
So our idiot heroes have stopped the infernal machines. They have also rescued Snifits 4 and 5. The Boos are free and happy now. Still, danger lurks. Can the Snifits win? Who is the next boss? Will Punchinello return? Why is he lame? Why don’t the prisoners escape like Snifits and 5? Are these questions plain dumb?
Another question appears.
Would you like to save?
Snifits: Yes.
Saved.