Snifit X Season 2: Paper Snifit

By Red Shy Guy

Smithy: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Factory Chief: ?  Sir, laughing isn’t going to destroy those Snifits.

Smithy: NO! But that new machine will. Those lousy prisoners must see the show.

Factory Chief: Got it, sir.

Smithy: By the way, did you move Princess Peach’s Castle into my dimension?

Factory Chief: Yes sir!

????: BOSS!!!

Smithy: What, Yaridovich?

Yaridovich: The Road has been destroyed.

Smithy: Good. All right. Get to your battle stations. I’ll send my minions there.

Smithy Gang: RIGHT!

Smithy: Those idiots had their last laugh. If they don’t win. I will fight!

Meanwhile, Twink is flying while trying not to be spotted.

Twink: !  Peach! The machine!

Mario: Help us!

Smithy: Too late!

Smithy squishes Twink with his hammer, then batters him away with his hammer.

Prisoners: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Smithy: THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE!!!

Back with our idiots…

Kalmar: Thank you, Snifits, for freeing me. Have my power.

The Snifits can now use Up, Up, and Away.

Klevar: Quickly, friends, you must hurry to Star Haven.

Klevar leaves. The Snifits go down the mountain and down the road when…

Punchinello: YOU!!!

Snifits: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Punchinello: You can’t win!

RPG-like battle

Snifit 1 30/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
Punchinello ???/???

Snifit 1: Not again.

Punchinello: Transform.

His armor comes back. Snifit 1 shoots Punchinello but causes no damage.

Punchinello: I upgraded this. It is immune to bullets, bombs, physical attacks, and non-physical attacks!

Snifit 2: Grr. What can penetrate this?

Punchinello’s arm turns into a cannon and shoots Banzai Bills.. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Snifits hit a tree. Punchinello’s other arm extends and wraps around the Snifits. The Snifits get squeezed a lot since they can’t shoot it. Snifit 3 still manages to shoot but misses the arm. He instead hits Punchinello’s face. Punchinello hits the wall. Punchinello gets angry and shoots missiles. The Snifits dodge but more come and they get hit. Snifit 2 shoots at his face but armor covers it. He shoots out eye lasers. The Snifits get hit. Punchinello digs underground.

Snifit 1 10/30
Snifit 2 8/28
Snifit 3 7/27
VS
Punchinello 94/100

Punchinello comes out and uppercuts them. Snifit 1 prays for help and all of a sudden…

Snifit 1: !  Starman!

Snifits 1, 2, and 3 touch them and become invincible. They run towards Punchinello. Snifit 1 shoots a Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Punchinello’s armor breaks and Punchinello hits a tree. Snifit 2 piledrives him. Snifit 3 uses Thunder. Punchinello gets shocked. The Starman power runs out and Punchinello’s armor comes back. Punchinello shoots lightning orbs. The Snifits get shocked. Punchinello smashes the ground. Rocks comes out and he kicks them at the Snifits. The Snifits faint. Snifits 4 and 5 appear.

Snifit 4 26/26
Snifit 5 25/25
VS
Punchinello 65/100

Punchinello disappears. The Snifits look around. Punchinello smashes them. The Snifits get stuck in the ground. Punchinello smashes the ground. They come up and Punchinello punches them. The Snifits land near Starborn Valley. Punchinello comes out. Punchinello’s fist catches on fire. He starts punching the Snifits. The Snifits start to weaken. Punchinello grabs them and uses flame choke. The Snifits fall to the ground. Punchinello’s feet grow spikes.

Snifit 4: This looks like the end.

Snifit 4 10/26
Snifit 5 9/25
VS
Punchinello 65/100

Punchinello’s about to stomp on them when….

Monstar: STOP!!!

Punchinello: HA! I’m so scared!

Monstar: PK Star Storm!!!

Punchinello gets pummeled by stars that he gets buried in it. A star falls on the Snifits but this one is a Starman. The Snifits get boosted and Snifit 4 lightning uppercuts Punchinello. Snifit 5 jumps into a cloud. Lightning strikes him and Snifit 5 lands on him as lightning. Punchinello gets extremely angry. Punchinello quickly catches Monstar in a cage.

Punchinello: One more step and the Star Kids are toast.

Star Spirits: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! PK Star Storm.

Punchinello: 0_0  NOT AGAIN!!!

SMASH!!! POW!!! SLAM!!! Punchinello gets out of the star pile but sees his armor is gone.

Snifit 4 10/26
Snifit 5 9/25
VS
Punchinello 20/100

Punchinello rams Snifit 4. Snifit 5 shoots his leg. Punchinello screams and starts throwing bombs. Snifit 5 gets hit by the explosion and is sent toward Punchinello. Punchinello punches him away and Snifit 5 is defeated. Snifit 4 shoots him. Punchinello runs there and uses Falcon Punch. Snifit 4 hits the wall and is defeated.

Punchinello: Now it’s time to destroy them.

Monstar: Star Punch!!!

Punchinello hits the wall. Monstar dunks him. Monstar makes a star appear. He smashes the ground and Punchinello flies by. Monstar make s a giant meteorite appear. He throws it at Punchinello. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Punchinello flies away.

Punchinello: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo!!!

Battle over. The Snifits win 25 Star Points.

The Snifits wake up in the inn at Starborn Valley.

Merle: Thank you, Snifits, for destroying that monster. Take this.

The Snifits get an Ultra Shroom.

Merle: The Star Kids forgive you too. Now please, go defeat Smithy!!!

The Snifits leave and go through Snow Road, down the sewers, and back to Toad Town. They cook stuff, yadayada. They then go to Shooting Star Summit.

Eldstar: Snifits, we’ll create the portal.

The portal opens and the Snifits go up, not knowing they have another task ahead.

Chapter 8: Repairing the Star Road

Snifits: Coooooooooooool!!! We can see our tower from here!!!

Koopa Bros: Dudes, we must hurry!

Tutankoopa: Right!

They walk ahead and see a fire gate in front of them.

Ember: This is a toll road now.

Snifit 4: You and what army?

Ember: This army.

An army of Embers and Podoboos appear. Snifits 4, 5, and 1 take out weapons and shoot water out. The Embers die.

Snifit 1: Let’s get going.

The Snifits make it to Star Haven.

Star Kid: Hello there.

Snifit 1: Hi.

Star Kid: Would you like a rest in the inn?

Snifit 2: Nah.

Star Kid: Would you like something from our shop?

Snifit 3: Sure.

Star Kid: Okay, what would you like?

Snifit 4: That life Shroom.

Star Kid: 30 gold coins.

Snifit 5: We’re trying to save the world here, buddy, just give me that!

Star Kid: NO! I need 30 gold coins to buy an N64.

Snifit 5 is about to shoot a bullet when he imagines himself getting pelted by stars.

Snifit 5: Fine. *grumble*

The Snifit group then go too the Star Haven temple.

Eldstar: Snifits, you have come.

Mamar: But you cannot fight Smithy yet.

Snifit 2: Huh?

Skolar: Exor has broken the Star Road.

Muskular: But not into Seven Star Pieces.

Snifit 3: So?

Misstar: You need to go there.

Klevar: You are the only ones who can repair the Star Road.

Snifit 4: I see.

Kalmar: Go there. Geno will explain everything.

Snifit 5: Geno?

Eldstar: Go! Your ride is waiting.

Snifit 1: Ride?

The Snifits go outside and see a big star ship.

Snifit Group: Sweeet!!!

They get on the ship and leave.

Geno: Hello there, Snifit group.

Snifit 1: What happened to the Star Road?

Geno: Exor managed to break it into six sectors. You are in the middle. But! That’s not all. Smithy has sent six minions to guard each broken piece. You must defeat them all in order to make the pieces come back to the center. You cannot reach the top one until four of the five pieces are put back in the middle sector. Hurry!

The Snifits look around. They go southwest.

Snifit 1: Hmm. I wonder what Smithy could have sent.

????: !  Intruders! Good! Now I’ll crush those Snifits into space dust.

The Snifits get pulled up and see Machine Made Bowser and Kammy. They are in the place Mario fought Bowser in SMG.

Snifit 1 30/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
MM Bowser 3/3
MM Kammy 40/40

Snifit 1 shoots MM Bowser but it has no effect on him. MM Kammy shoots geometric shapes. Snifit 1 dodges but it comes from behind. Snifit 2 jumps and shoots MM Kammy. MM Kammy falls off her broom. Snifit 2 shoots an Elec Bill. MM Kammy gets shocked. MM Bowser shoots fireballs. The Snifits dodge the attacks. MM Bowser does a Ztar Spin. Snifit 3 roll dodges the attack. MM Bowser jumps. Snifit 3 dodges again. MM Bowser crushes the glass and catches on fire. He runs around. MM Kammy shoots water but Snifit 1 comes from behind and throws a mini Bulky Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Snifit 2 leaves a Bulky Bomb. MM Bowser quickly turns around but Snifit 3 kicks it at him. MM Bowser goes flying but gets back up.

Snifit 1 25/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
MM Bowser 2/3
MM Kammy 26/40

MM Bowser jumps and breathes out fire. A firewall emerges. The Snifits can’t jump over it so they get hurt real badly. MM Kammy makes herself invisiible. The Snifits run around the place while MM Bowser breathes out fireballs. MM Kammy appears in front of them and uses Blast. The Snifits are sent flying. The Snifits stack up and spin fast. They land on MM Bowser. MM Bowser starts to crack the glass. MM Kammy appears. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! An explosion occurs. The glass cracks but the Snifits fall too. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill on fire. MM Kammy flies but the Snifits ignore her and rush at MM Bowser. Snifit 3 puts a Bulky Bomb in the floor. MM Bowser punches them but the bomb blasts him away, although Snifit 1 gets defeated. MM Bowser starts to smoke.

Snifit 1 0/30
Snifit 2 3/28
Snifit 3 2/27
VS
MM Bowser 1/3
MM Kammy 21/40

Snifit 2 and 3 eat a Hot Shroom Snifit 2 and 3 +15 HP and +5 FP. MM Kammy heals herself. MM Kammy +10 HP. Snifit 2 notices that MM Bowser is immune to bullets now. All of a sudden Snifit 1 gets back up.

Snifit 1: Snifits, transform!

The Snifits turn into Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit uppercuts MM Bowser. MM Bowser ground pounds them. MM Kammy shoots a shrink spell. MM Snifit jumps and shoots a Banzai Bill. MM Kammy goes flying. Mega Snifit picks up MM Bowser and throws him at MM Kammy. MM Kammy explodes. MM Bowser spins around. Mega Snifit uses Bullet Bill punch. MM Bowser spins around faster but breathes hot magma. Mega Snifit gets burned badly. Mega Snifit runs through the lava and uses Falcon Punch! MM Bowser flies away and explodes.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 20 Star Points.

They land back on the Star Piece. It shakes and it connects back to the middle part of the Star Road. Snifit 1 and 2 land unconscious.

Geno: Thanks, but I’m afraid Snifit 1 and 2 are unconscious. I will send them to the inn in Star Haven. You choose another one.

The rest of the Snifit group head southeast. They see something big. A meteor hits Snifit 3.

Snifit 3: Stupid meteor.

Snifit 3 kicks the meteor and hi’s the big thing. There emerges Tarantox. Tarantox jumps away from the Star Piece and it lands on a large planet similar to the place where Mario fought Tarantox.

Snifit 3 27/27
Snifit 4 26/26
Snifit 5 25/25
VS
Tarantox ??/??

Tarantox starts shooting acid. Snifit 3 quickly runs but gets stuck on part of the web.

Snifit 3: ?  Hey, where’s the hand with the Star?

Tarantox shoots acid that starts burning Snifit 3. Snifit 4 gets behind him. He jumps on that sticky stuff and Snifit 5 pulls on it. Snifit 4 hits the glowing behind and Tarantox flips. Tarantox shoots poisonous acid into the air. It falls on all the Snifits and they get poisoned. Snifit 4 hits one of the red things. Tarantox squirms. Snifit 3 shoots another red thing. Tarantox screams. Snifit 5 jumps and shoots lightning on the last red thing. Tarantox screams and faints. The Snifits look, then BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! A toxic explosion occurs. The Snifits are sent flying and are covered in weird goo. Tarantox gets back up, looking mad.

Snifit 3 10/27
Snifit 4 10/26
Snifit 5 10/25
VS
Tarantox ??/??

Tarantox shoots acid on the floor. The floor crumbles away. Tarantox shoots acid everywhere. The floor disappears. Snifit 3 hangs on those weird things and flings himself to Tarantox’s face. Tarantox covers his face. The other things around him spray acid. Snifit 4 hangs onto the web. Snifit 5 hands on the sticky thing. Tarantox comes near Snifit 4. Snifit 3 shoots one of Tarantox’s side thingies. Snifit 5 then hits that weird behind. Tarantox flips again. Snifi 3 shoots a Bullet Bill. Tarantox screams. Snifit 4 flings himself. Tarantox glows green. Snifit 5 shoots lightning. Tarantox explodes. The web breaks and Tarantox falls, but the Snifits do too because of the goo explosion. The Snifit group quickly grab them.

Battle over. The Snifits win 18 Star Points.

The Snifit group bring the rest of the injured Snifits. The Star Piece connects again.

Geno: Snifit 1 and 2 haven’t healed yet. You must go to the next one.

Snifit Group: Right!

The Snifit group go northwest.

????: I’m unstoppable!

The Snifit group look and see…

Tutankoopa: Tap-Tap?

Koopa Bros. 20/20
Tutankoopa 25/25
Tubba Blubba 30/30
VS
Tap-Tap the Red Nose ??/??

The Koopa Bros. shell slam Tap-Tap but there is no effect. Tap-Tap jumps on them, squishing the Koopa Bros. Tutankoopa makes a magic hand appear and picks up Tap-Tap. Tap-Tap whistles and lots of Tap-Taps fall on Tutankoopa. Tubba Blubba uses Falcon Punch. Tubba Blubba blows Tap-Tap away. Tubba is screaming in pain due to Tap-Tap’s spikes. Tap-Tap almost falls off the Star Piece. Tap-Tap uses Gyro Ball. He hits all of them. Tap-Tap jumps really high up. The Koopa Bros. start spinning like crazy. Tap-Tap starts to fall down on Tubba Blubba. The Koopa Bros. hit Tap-Tap, who spins around and almost falls of the edge.

Koopa Bros 5/20
Tutankoopa 5/25
Tubba Blubba 15/30
VS
Tap-Tap ??/??

Tap-Tap uses Flash Cannon. The bosses dodge the attack. Koopa Bros. summon the Trojan Koopa. The Trojan Koopa shoots missiles. Tap-Tap jumps and uses Meteor Mash.

Koopa Bros: What’s with these Pokemon moves?

RSG: Hey! Pokemon is part of Nintendo, so get used to it.

RSG leaves. The Trojan Koopa explodes and the Koopa Bros. jump out. Tutankoopa gets the Koopa Bros. Tap-Tap uses Gyro Ball. Tutankoopa gets defeated. The Koopa Bros separate. Tap-Tap spins around and hits all the Koopa Bros, and they are defeated. Tubba Blubba Falcon Punches him. Tap-Tap almost falls off. Tap-Tap starts to prepare another Gyro Ball.

Tubba Blubba: No matter what I do he manages to not fall off. Hmm. I’m hungry.

Tubba Blubba eats a banana. He throws the peel away in front of Tap-Tap. Tap-Tap uses Gyro Ball. He slips from the banana and falls off towards his death. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! He explodes.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 18 Star Points.

The Star Piece gets back to the Star Road. Tubba Blubba picks up his unconscious friends.

Geno: The Snifits will awaken as soon as you get back. Only two remain.

Tubba Blubba and the rest go northeast.

????: ! YOUUUUUU!!!

Tubba Blubba: !  *gasp* Bill Gates!

Bill Gates: You won’t get past here.

General Guy: You work with Smithy?

Bill Gates: NO! I just don’t like you.

Lava Piranha: It’s time to take Microsoft down!

Bill Gates: TOO BAD!!! Bill Bot M-Type, come!!

A Bill Bot comes but it’s bigger and it has more weapons.

Bill Gates: Microsoft Power!!!

Tubba Blubba 30/30
Tank 15/15
Lava Piranha 15/15
VS
Bill Bot M-Type 100/100

Bill Bot M-Type starts shooting Gold Bars. The others dodge and the Bill Bot activates the money lasers. Tubba jumps and uses Falcon Punch. Gold Bars come in front of the Falcon Punch. The Bars get destroyed. The Bill Bot’s hand grabs Tubba Blubba. It uses Billion Dollar Bazooka. General Guy comes and shoots the Bill Bot with his own Bazooka.  The Bill Bot flies away and Gold Bars rain from the sky. They explode on contact. The bosses get pelted. The Bill Bot uses money punch! General Guy leaves a King Bomb. The Bill Bot stops but Lava Piranha breathes fire at the bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! The Bill Bot gets damaged greatly.

Bill Gates: Banjo-Kazooie, come out!

Tubba Blubba 10/30
General Guy 5/15
Lava Piranha 5/15
VS
Bill Bot M-Type 70/100
Banjo Kazooie 30/30

Banjo Kazooie comes with a big machine. Tubba picks it up but Bill Bot shoots him with the money lasers. Tubba still picks it up and throws it at the Bill Bot. Lava Piranha uses Eruption. The Bill Bot starts to glow. General Guy gets a walkie-talkie. Lava Piranha keeps spewing fire. The Bill Bot uses Microsoft Bomb. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Tubba Blubba gets knocked out. Lava Piranha gets inside his machine and comes out on fire.   Banjo-Kazooie ram him. Lava Piranha bites a part of the Bot out. Banjo-Kazooie shoot ice out. Lava Piranha shakes it off. The Bill Bot shoots out an XBox bomb.

Lava Piranha: It BUUUUUUUURNSSSS!!!

Lava Piranha gets knocked out.

Bill Gates: Wait! Aren’t we forgetting someone?

A giant Shy Guy comes with a spear,

General Guy: I’m right here!

Big Guy the Spear 50/50
VS
Bill Bot M-Type 50/50
Banjo Machine 10/30

Big Guy stabs the Banjo Machine, which is electrocuted. It explodes, sending Banjo flying. Then he explodes. The Bill Bot grabs a rope but a Shy Guy comes out and cuts the rope. The Bill Bot money punches Big Guy. A Shy Guy fires a Nintendo Seal at the Bill Bot. It burns through it, leaving a hole. The Bill Bot uses Microsoft punch. Big Guy jumps away and stabs the Bill Bot. The Bill Bot shoots Microsoft stuff. Big Guy gets hurt greatly. The Bill Bot pins down Big Guy. A cannon appears on Big Guy. It shoots every kind of Shy Guy, even Fat Guys. They cover the Bill Bot. The Bill Bot hits everywhere. Big Guy uses Elec Shy Beam.  The Bill Bot gets pushed away and can’t fight anymore, but it shoots a giant XBox bomb. Big Guy is hit. The Bill Bot explodes and Bill Gates is sent flying. Big Guy the Spear falls in defeat… a little.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 25 Star Points.

The Star Piece comes back to the Star Road. Big Guy falls near Geno.

Geno: General Guy, are you okay?

The Shy Guys inside carry General Guy, Tubba Blubba, and Lava Piranha out.

Geno: The Snifits should be here.

Snifit 1: Right behind you.

Geno: The top can now be accessed. Hurry and defeat the last two minions!

Snifit 2: Let’s get going, gang!

The Snifits go there and hear something.

????: It seems those idiots have arrived.

???: This will be fun!

Snifit 3: !  It’s Cloaker and Domino!

Cloaker: You can’t get past us!

Domino: GIVE UP!!!

Snifit 4: Make us!

Cloaker: Fine! Domino, le’ts fight!

Domino: Who am I to resist fighting?

Snifit 5: Then let this be your final battle!

Snifit 1 30/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
Cloaker 50/50
Domino 50/50

Cloaker uses Night Slash. Snifit 1 gets cut badly. Domino shoots lightning. Snifit 2 dodges and shoots a Bullet Bill. Cloaker gets in front and puts up his shield. Cloaker gets hurt from the explosion. Snifit 3 runs toward Cloaker. Cloaker tries to stab him but Snifit 3 jumps. Domino uses Psychic. Snifit 3 stops but Snifit 1 shoots Domino. Snifit 3 falls on Cloaker. Cloaker uses Psycho Cut. Snifit 3 and 1 get hit by it. Snifit 2 shoots an Elec Bill. Domino gets in front and stops the Bullet Bill. Cloaker and Domino stack up. Cloaker fires a Psycho Cut and Domino throws a magic blast. The Snifits get hit by them. Cloaker and Domino get back down and Cloaker rushes towards the Snifits. Snifit 1 roll dodges and shoots Cloaker. Cloaker gets angry.

Snifit 1 5/30
Snifit 2 18/28
Snifit 3 12/27
VS
Cloaker 39/50
Domino 44/50

Cloaker slashes like crazy. Snifit 2 jumps and uses Lightning. Cloaker gets shocked.

Domino: IDIOT! Don’t slash like crazy! Fo-

Domino gets hit by a Bullet Bill. Domino uses Meteor Blast. Snifit 1 faints. Snifit 2 high-jump-kicks Domino. Snifit 3 shoots him in the air. They get slashed from behind. Cloaker prepares a Psycho Cut. The Snifits quickly act and kick his sword away. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Cloaker gets zapped. The Snifits are hit from behind. Domino shoots more magic blasts. The Snifits run away. The Snifits prepare an attack. Domino and Cloaker get on top of each other. The Snifits fire their attack. Cloaker quickly fire the attack but is too late. He and Domino get hit, and fall down. The Snifits get near them… But they get attacked. The Snifits are defeated. Snifit 4 and 5 come.

Snifit 4 26/26
Snifit 5 25/25
VS
Cloaker 6/50
Domino 8/50

Cloaker: GRRR!!! ! Earthlink, come!

Domino: !  Mad Adder, come!

The two snakes come and they fuse with them.

Cloaker: Try to stop us now!

Domino: Let’s crush them!

Snifit 4: Transform!

They turn into Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit grabs Mad Adder and throws it at Earthlink. Earthlink uses Poison Fang. Mega Snifit gets bitten. Earthlink wraps around him. Mad Adder uses Boulder. It hits Mega Snifit and Earthlink.

Cloaker: OW! Watch it!

Domino: Is it my fault you’re so dumb you can’t move?

Cloaker: I’m linked to this machine!

Domino: Well maybe you shouldn’t call on it!

Cloaker: YOU… YOU… YOU-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Cloaker and Domino get hit by a Mega Banzai Bill. The snakes are damaged greatly and start emitting smoke. Mad Adder shoots poisonous bombs at Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit gets poison. Mega Snifit punches Mad Adder. Earthlink rams Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit falls on Mad Adder.

Domino: IDIOT!!!

Mega Snifit grabs the snake and throws it at Earthlink.

Domino: That’s it! You die!

Mega Snifit 10/35
VS
Mad Adder 10/50
Earthlink 10/50

Mega Snifit rams Earthlink. Earthlink gets electrified.

Cloaker: What in blazes?!

Mad Adder bites Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit punches it away and it hits Earthlink. Both snakes get electrified.

Cloaker and Domino: WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

Mega Snifit comes but the snakes charge at him. Mega Snifit falls down. Mega Snifit gets surrounded.

Cloaker: Say goodbye!

The snakes get more electrified. The Snakes stop working.

Cloaker: WHAT THE?!

Huff ‘NPuff: HA!

Crystal King: We unplugped your power!

Domino: I told you it was wise to bring a generator!

Cloaker: It would still be destroyed!

Domino: But we would notice!

Cloaker: YOU STINK!!!

Domino: You are the wor-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Both snakes and Cloaker and Domino get destroyed by the Bullet.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 27 Star Points.

The last Star Piece comes back together. It shines brightly.

END OF CHAPTER!

So the Snifits have fixed the Star Road and have defeated the jesters, Cloaker and Domino. Now all the Snifits must do is defeat Smithy. Can the Snifits defeat Smithy? Why did they need to repair the Star Road? Why did Bill Gates have to interfere? What are the Star Spirits going to do? Where is Punchinello?

Would you- Oh, who am I kidding? I know you’ll say yes, so, Saved.

Snifit 1: You’re not supposed to talk!

Snifit 1 blows up the screen.

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