Wario: Last time
on Wario's Apprentice, I put egiht people to the test of selling art. Large
Fry took the lead even though Snifit 3 was the leader. Snifit 3 sold the
paintings at a very low price of 500 coins when some of them were worth
over a thousand. They ended up losing the challenge thanks to Bandit's
quick thinking being ruined by Snifit 3's stupidity. In the end, Snifit
3, the director of The Big Bang Theory, was fired. This week, I'm kicking
the competition up another notch…
The Apartment:
11:00 PM...
It's a dark and
stormy night out; Lakitu and Petey are in the attic.
Lakitu: Now Petey,
pull the switch!
Petey pulls a
giant lever, making a giant hand rise.
Lakitu: Yes,
YES! Mixing lightning, the skeleton of Bouldergeist, and the skin of Gloombas
together can reanimate my monster of Hades! All I need is the rest of his
body to create the true form! Laugh with me, Petey! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Petey: Yes, Master...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lakitu: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Petey: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Their evil laughter
is interrupted by a fax machine giving them fax.
Lakitu: When
did we get a fax machine?
Petey: I bought
one after yesterday's challenge, Master.
Lakitu: Let's
see what it says.
Lakitu rips out
the fax.
Lakitu: (reading
fax) Power has been cut off from the telephone wires and other power wires.
(not reading fax) Strange, why hasn't the-
Suddenly the
lights go out and the reanimated Bouldergeist’s hand drops back on the
table. Petey takes a flashlight out of his mouth. He turns it on and starts
searching around the room.
Petey: Where
are you, Master?
Lakitu: The same
place I've been for the past five minutes.
Petey: Oh, there
you are, Master. Is there anything else on the fax, Master?
Lakitu: Yes.
(reading fax) Never do that again, Lakitu.
Laktiu sticks
his tongue out at the paper.
Lakitu: (reading
Fax) I've sent you guys a fax, meet me in my office at 8:00 AM tomorrow
morning.
Petey: Should
we inform the others?
Lakitu: Yes,
let's.
Petey and Lakitu
start wandering around the apartment.
Meanwhile with
Yoshi and Birdo…
Birdo: Oh Yoshi,
don't you think this darkness is... romantic?
Yoshi: Yoshi
think that no power in fridge, Yoshi must save the food!
Yoshi starts
randomly running around the apartment, looking for the kitchen. He then
runs into Lakitu and Petey.
Lakitu: Watch
where you're going, you fool!
Yoshi: Yoshi
sorry.
Petey: By the
way, the challenge is at 8 in the morning.
Birdo: Yoshi!
Where are you, Happy Nose?
Yoshi: Yoshi
over here with Petey and Lakitu.
Lakitu: Please
tell your boyfriend to watch where he's going.
Petey: Yeah,
and the challenge is at 8 in the morning.
Suddenly a hand
pops out of the wall and starts choking Yoshi.
Birdo: Yoshi!
NOOOOOOOO!
???: GWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Lakitu: Give
it a rest, Biff.
The hand drops
Yoshi and Biff Atlas comes out of the wall.
Biff Atlas: You
should've seen your face, Birdo!
Birdo: Shut up!
You nearly killed Yoshi!
Petey: And the
challenge is at-
Lakitu: Shut
up about the challenge, I'll tell them.
Lakitu pulls
a megaphone out of his cloud.
Lakitu: EVERYONE!
The challenge is at 8 in the morning!
Petey: Good job,
Mster.
Lakitu: Thank
you, Petey. Now, let's all get some sleep.
7:00 AM…
Lakitu opens
his eyes and sees that it is 8:00 AM on his alarm clock. However it's Daylight
Savings Time and they forgot to set their clocks.
Lakitu: Oh man!
Petey get up, we need wake the others! We're going to be late!
Lakitu takes
out his megaphone.
Lakitu: EVERYONE
GET UP NOW! WE'RE GOING TO BE LATE!
A few seconds
later everyone is charging to the front door, down the street, and into
Wario's Office, where they see Wario all cut up thanks to the Roy Sports
Hall season finale. He's wearing his standard clothing, only instead of
a helmet, he's wearing a sweatband, weird glasses, and he's cut up one
of his pant legs... Oh yeah. and he's singing into a microphone.
Wario: Oh radio,
tell me everything you know
I like to sing
with the radio
I like to play
it real loud
I like to drive
with the top down
Rollin' like
thunder, always drawing a crowd
Every babe's
gonna want a piece of me, yeah... WAH!
Contestants:
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!
Lakitu: Sorry,
we're *snicker* late.
Wario: You're
not late! You're 58 minutes early!
Wario points
to a clock that reads 7:02.
Wario: Can't
I have one moment in peace to try out Crygor's new invention without you
idiots barging in?!
Lakitu: Sorry,
Wario.
Wario: Sorry
ain't going to... Forget it. Might as well tell you your task. Your job
is to make an advertisement for this new invention Crygor stole from Earth.
It's called a karaoke machine; it will play the sounds of a song and you
have to sing the lyrics. You will be doing this in two ways: by commercial
and by magazine article. There is a recording studio a block away from
here, and you should know where the creative society is, right?
Biff Atlas: Yes,
Wario. (Dear DAD, he's trying to torture me.)
Wario: Good,
because that's where you'll make your advertisement for the magazine. You
will have ‘til 5:30 to finish this. Do this well. Lakitu is your team leader;
what's the name?
Lakitu: The Undertakers!
Wario: ... That's
worse than Yoshi's name.
Yoshi: Hey!
Wario: Did I
ask you to speak? NO! Now shut up! Now go! All of you! And remember, you're
being judged on both categories.
The Undertakers:
Lakitu is holding
a business meeting with everyone else.
Lakitu: Okay,
first, we need a nice catchy phrase for this... How about something like,
"Karaoke, the recorder is back."
Petey: Oooh,
that is a good one, Master.
Birdo: I guess
it will work.
Biff Atlas: I
don't care. Let's get to the important stuff. I call any job that does
not require me to go see that stupid British turtle.
Lakitu: So, we
need a commercial, any ideas?
Birdo: How about
a romantic dinner on a cruise ship starring me and Yoshi.
Lakitu: No, that
has nothing to do with the Karaoke machine. How about... a graveyard, with
zombies attacking, and the only way to escape is by playing "Thriller"
on a record player, but the record player breaks, then the zombies attack
again, then he plays Karaoke, and then we end the commercial with "Karaoke,
the recorder is back."
Petey: I second
the nomination of that idea.
Lakitu: Any other
ideas?
The Undertakers
are silent.
Lakitu: Good,
ok, me and Petey will direct the commercial; Biff Atlas, you go get the
props; Birdo, Large Fry, and Bandit will go and get actors for the commercial;
Yoshi and Geno will go to the Creative Society and make the magazine advertisement.
Is that okay with everybody?
Everyone but
Birdo: Yes!
Birdo: No! I'm
getting sick of not getting paired up with Yoshi!
Lakitu: Do you
want Bandit to accidentally steal the Creative Society again this time,
without Biff Atlas to stop him?
Birdo: No.
Lakitu: Do you
want Kolorado to fight Large Fry just because he's French?
Birdo: Of course
not!
Lakitu: Do you
want to forget about the task just so you can have fun with Yoshi?
Birdo: NO! (Well
I kind of want that…)
Lakitu: Well,
those are our only other options. So let's get going and do better than
Snifit 3 last episode.
The Undertakers:
Agreed.
With Biff Atlas...
Biff Atlas: All
right, Lakitu says I need tombstones, an old record player, and a couple
of zombie outfits.
Biff Atlas searches
through piles of props.
Biff Atlas: Let's
see, car equipped with explosive, no. Video with film to show the same
"Tom and Jerry" clip of Tom getting himself cut in half over and over again,
no. Blood packages, no... Here we are.
Biff Atlas pulls
out an old record player.
Biff Atlas: I
still need the music, but first the tombstones and costumes.
With Geno and
Yoshi...
Kolorado: I say,
if it isn't that old bugga that killed that nice fellow Waluigi.
Yoshi: Geno killed
Waluigi?
Geno: No... Can
we just get on with this?
Kolorado: Why
of course, old bean, how terribly rude of me. You're Squash, correct?
Geno: No, we're
the Undertakers.
Kolorado gives
a "What the…?" look.
Geno: It's stupid,
I know. We just need you to give us a magazine advertisement for a Karaoke
machine; here's a picture and description of it.
Geno hands Kolorado
a description of the Karaoke machine.
Kolorado: I say,
you old blokes bring the weirdest trinkets from your flat.
Yoshi: What turtle
say?
Geno: I don't
know. Just go along with it.
Kolorado exams
it and starts typing on his computer while Yoshi and Geno watch over his
shoulders.
With Bandit,
Birdo, and Large Fry…
Bandit: All right,
so we're going to find actors?
Birdo: Yeah,
hopefully we'll find someone good.
Large Fry: All
I care about is the best singer.
Bandit: So, our
first audition is with... Wendy Koopa, bring her in.
Wendy walks in.
Birdo: Okay,
all you have to do is say this line.
Wendy: ‘Cause
it's a thilAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
Bandit's coffee
mug breaks, as does a window and even the camera lens.
Please Stand
By
One hour later…
The camera turns
back on. The judges are now observing Ashley.
Ashley: ‘Cause
it's a Thriller.
Large Fry: No,
say it with more emotion. In fact, try to sing it!
Ashley: I don't
like to sing.
Large Fry: Grrrrrr.
Bring in the next one.
Wart walks in.
Wart: Hello.
*ribbit*
Bandit: *groan*
Just say your line.
Wart decides
to sing it.
Wart: ‘Cause
it's a *ribbit* Thriller!
Birdo: Okay,
thank you.
Large Fry: Send
in the next person.
Cackletta walks
in.
Large Fry: Honey,
are you sure you want to do this?
Cackletta: I
*hack* can *ack* and I *cough* will.
Bandit: Okay,
so say your line.
Cackletta: ‘Cause
*cough* it's *hack* a *chokes up phlegm* Thriller *faints*
Large Fry immediately
rushes to her.
Large Fry: Honey,
are you okay?!
Cackletta very
slowly gives a thumbs up.
Large Fry: She's
good.
Bandit: Good,
send in the next audition.
Birdo: That was
the last one.
Large Fry: All
right then, send in all of the auditions.
The auditions
walk in.
Large Fry: Well,
I think it's safe to say Ashley isn't going to be the one; you may go.
Ashley walks
out, while Birdo and Bandit look at Large Fry like he's insane.
Birdo: No offense,
Wendy, but we can't afford another lens cracking like that. So we're going
to have to let you go.
Wendy throws
her shoes at Birdo and runs out crying.
Bandit: I guess
that leaves me with the deciding vote.
Cackletta is
coughing while Wart is croaking.
Bandit: ... We
need Wart more than we need Cackletta. Congratulations, Wart, you're cast.
Wart: Hooray!
With Biff Atlas...
Biff Atlas makes
his way to Yaridovich's mansion and knocks on the door.
Yaridovich: Yeeeeeeeesssssssss?
Biff Atlas: You
got any tombstones and zombie costumes I can borrow?
Yaridovich: Yes,
but you still haven't paid me back for my King Boo painting.
Biff Atlas: Huh...
Oh yeah... About that... Hold on.
Biff Atlas rushes
to the nearest bank and steals a sack of money, then rushes back to Yaridovich's
mansion.
Biff Atlas: Here
it is.
Yaridovich: I
see, this will do. Here are your tombstones and zombie costumes.
Yaridovich throws
a bunch of costumes and tombstones on Biff Atlas, then shuts the door.
Biff Atlas: Good,
all I need is music now.
With Bandit and
Yoshi...
Kolorado: Okay,
old bean, we add purple, the color of British passion, to this triangle
and add green, the color of an American McDonalds salad that is supposed
to be healthy but is actually greasier then their burgers, to this circle.
Kolorado is making
a lovely advertisement, with Yoshi and Geno observing and giving suggestions.
Suddenly Kolorado's watch starts ringing.
Kolorado: I say!
It's time for tea!
Kolorado stops
working, pulls a cup of tea out of his shell, and calmly starts to drink
it.
Geno: What did
you stop for?!
Kolorado: It's
teatime, old chap, didn't you hear me?
Geno: Unbelieveable.
Don't you agree, Yoshi... Yoshi?
Geno turns around
to see Yoshi drinking tea as well.
With Biff Atlas...
Biff Atlas is
seen beating up a shopkeeper for a record of Thriller. Coincidentally the
shopkeep is a character that has been in this story before.
Biff Atlas: How
many times do I have to tell you, Andy? Never mess with me!
Andy: I'm sorry,
I'm sorry.
Biff Atlas gives
him a wedgie and throws him out of the store.
Biff Atlas: Music,
props, costumes, record player. This should be good.
With Geno...
Geno is typing
on the computer, doing the work for Kolorado. He's adding a bit of flashy
stuff to give it more appeal to go with Kolorado's colors.
Geno: You want
something done right, you have to do it yourself.
Geno types in
"Get Karaoke now." on the advertisement.
Kolorado: I say,
old bean! What are you doing to my Wifi box?!
Geno: Yipes!
Kolorado: Move
aside, old chap, and let me back at my work.
Kolorado starts
to rapidly type on his computer.
Kolorado: You
don't know anything, old bean; I can't let anyone hurt Blados!
Geno and Yoshi:
Blados?
Koloroado's Computer:
Cake, followed by grief counseling, will be available at the end of this
episode.
Kolorado: I say.
new chap! I bloody love cake!
Geno: Uh...
Yoshi: ...
Geno: Well...
Yoshi: ... What
now?
Geno: ... Why
don't we just relax? The advertisement looks good already.
Yoshi: Yoshi
think that's a good idea.
On the set...
Lakitu looks
at Wart.
Lakitu: This
is the best you guys could find?
Bandit: It was
between him and Cackletta, deal with it.
Lakitu: All right,
where's Biff Atlas with my props?
Biff Atlas charges
in with the props, zombie costumes, and the old record player.
Lakitu: Good,
now Wart. You're a man weeping at this generic grave, then suddenly zombies
pop out of the graves and go straight for your brain. Then you find this
record player and it starts playing Thriller, making the zombies dance.
But then the record player breaks! And the zombies are on the move again!
Then the karaoke machine starts playing and you start singing. Think you
can do that?
Wart: Let's *ribbit*
do this!
Lakitu: All right;
places, everyone! Action!
Wart starts crying
in front of a tombstone on a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, Koopas wearing
zombie outfits, yet look surprisingly realistic, come out of their graves.
Wart flinches at the zombies and starts to blow poison bubbles on them.
It does nothing.
Zombie Koopas:
UGHHHHH!
Wart: Oh *ribbit*
no.
Wart runs to
a record player that starts playing "Thriller". The zombies hear this and
start dancing to it.
Wart: Oh *ribbit*
yeah!
Wart starts dancing
on his own and knocks over the record player. The record rolls into an
open grave. Wart starts to run but the zombies, even while lurching, are
faster than his fat body. All is lost until Wart finds a karaoke machine.
It turns on and starts playing Thriller as well. The zombies dance again
as Wart picks up a microphone.
Wart: ‘Cause
it's a *ribbit* Thriller!
Lakitu: Cut!
What was that?!
Wart: Sorry,
but I *ribbit* croak.
Lakitu: Well
stop it!
Wart: I *ribbit*
can't.
Lakitu: Then
just print that.
A roll of film
is given to Lakitu.
Petey: Wait,
Master! I have an idea!
Lakitu: I'm listening…
Petey: What if
Wart had a curse put upon him?
Lakitu: That's
stupid!
Wart: Actually...
it's true.
Lakitu: ... Don't
tell me. We're going to rip off a classic fairytale.
Petey: Yes, Master.
Wart: But what
if she turns into a frog? Like in that Disney movie?
Petey: Then we’ll
bring a royal princess to kiss you instead of making a 2-hour film.
Lakitu: All right,
who's the closest princess?
Petey: Hmmmmm,
Peach-
Lakitu: Hates
frogs.
Petey: Daisy-
Lakitu: Probably
still scared of me.
Petey: Wendy.
Lakitu: Hmm...
Perhaps. Bring her in.
A few minutes
later, Wendy walks into the studio.
Wendy: All right,
what do you idiots want?
Lakitu: We want
you to kiss your Uncle Wart here.
Wart waves to
Wendy.
Wendy: EW!
Lakitu: You see,
he's really a handsome prince.
Wendy: You mean
like that fairy tale?
Lakitu: Exactly;
you're a princess, go kiss him.
Lakitu pushes
Wendy into Wart. They kiss and Wendy turns into a frog.
Wendy: EW! I'm
all slimy!
Petey: WHAT?!
Why didn't it work?
Wart: I thought
this would happen.
Lakitu: What?
Wart: I'm a king!
I have to kiss a queen!
Lakitu: Petey,
my gesture of annoyance, please?
Petey facepalms.
Lakitu: Thank
you.
The warp pipe
appears. Lakitu, Biff Atlas, Bandit, Birdo, and Large Fry get in.
Wario's Office
The 5 contests
jump out of the pipe to see that Geno and Yoshi are already in their seats;
the newcomers get in their seats as well. Dr. Crygor walks to his seat.
Wario soon walks into his seat while talking on his cell phone again.
Wario: Okay,
love you, Daisy... Bye bye.
Wario hangs up.
Wario: A couple
of hours ago, I sent you seven to do commercials for a karaoke machine.
I hope you all managed to do something to entertain me. Lakitu, who did
you make your magazine advertisement staff?
Lakitu: Geno
and Yoshi.
Wario: All right,
Geno, show me what you got.
Geno takes out
a very colorful and good-looking magazine advertisement, featuring an ocean
background, specific details, and the evolution of recording.
Wario: Hmmm...
It passes.
The Undertakers
starts dancing.
Wario: Hold it!
Back in your seats!
The Undertakers
get back in their seats.
Wario: I still
need to see the video.
Lakitu: Of course,
here it is.
Lakitu hands
Wario the roll of film.
Wario: Crygor,
show me this commercial.
Dr. Crygor puts
the movie reel in a projector; a commercial starts playing.
Like on the set,
Wart is crying before a grave.
Wart: *sniff,
sniff*
Wario: Okay,
it intrigues me so far.
The zombie Koopas
pop out of their graves.
Wario: Rather
realistic. Impressive.
The zombies attack,
and Wart tries to counterattack.
Wario: Lure the
consumers with bad plans, all right.
Wart plays Thriller
on the record player and the zombies start dancing.
Wario: Cliché,
but I guess I can allow it.
The record player
breaks.
Wario: A nice
surprise, ok.
Wart runs and
starts to play karaoke.
Wario: Okay,
this isn't too bad... in fact it-
Wart: ‘Cause
it's a *ribbit* Thriller!
The film stops
short.
Wario: ... You
almost won, if it had not been for that! You guys failed me once again!
How does it feel?!
Lakitu: Revolting,
seeing how close we were.
Wario: What went
wrong, Lakitu?
Lakitu: Well,
I think it was my bad directing. Plus the fact we had Wart as our main
actor.
Birdo: Though
Wendy was on set at one point.
Wario: Why didn't
you cast her instead of Wart?
Lakitu: You see,
I thought that she would just ruin everything and break the camera again.
Besides, it was Petey's idea.
Petey: I apologize
for that terrible idea, Master.
Lakitu: You should
be.
Wario: Large
Fry, you got rid of Ashley, why?
Large Fry: She
refused to sing!
Wario: But her
competitors did worse than her and she's the best singer in Diamond City.
Large Fry: I
don't think she ever sung in her life.
Wario: If you
ever heard her sing her theme song in WarioWare or Super Smash Bros. Brawl,
you would've noticed that she is a great singer!
Large Fry: Well
I haven't played either of the games.
Wario: What an
idiot. Bandit, you were also a judge. Don’t you think it was a mistake
to pick Wart?
Bandit: Yes.
However, I had to choose between Wart and Cackletta, so both were bad.
But I took the lesser of two evils.
Wario: Hmmm.
Geno, good job on the poster, as well as you, Yoshi.
Geno: Thank you,
Wario.
Wario: And Biff
Atlas... what did you do?
Biff Atlas: I
got all the props. So the commercial would be even worse if it had not
been for me.
Wario: All right.
Bandit, who would you fire?
Bandit: Probably
Large Fry, for screwing up the auditions.
Wario: Biff Atlas?
Biff Atlas: No
girl has ever won a game in Lemmy's Land.
Wario: *cough
Pink Yoshi in some Amazing Race story cough*
Biff Atlas: Let
me say that again. Birdo has never won a game despite how many times she's
been put in them. I would fire her.
Wario: Birdo?
Birdo: I would
fire Biff Atlas for being Birdoist, but on a normal scale I would fire
Large Fry.
Wario: Geno?
Geno: Lakitu
has been making a good bit of screwups lately. I think he should go right
about now.
Lakitu: Hey!
I've been helping plenty!
Wario: Shut up!
Large Fry, who should be fired?!
Large Fry: Lakitu,
for his poor team naming and directing skills.
Wario: Yoshi?
Yoshi: Yoshi
would fire Lakitu.
Wario: All right
Lakitu, send two people to privately talk with me.
Lakitu: Birdo
and Large Fry.
Wario: All right,
the rest of you are safe.
Bandit, Biff
Atlas, Geno, and Yoshi hop into a warp pipe.
Wario: I want
to have a little talk with you three.
Lakitu: Can I
bring Petey with me?
Wario: No!
Lakitu: All right
Petey, go to the apartment.
Petey: But what
if you’re in trouble, Master? What if I can't protect you?
Lakitu: Petey,
I can handle myself. Go be safe with the others.
Petey: No, I
will not leave you.
Petey clutches
Lakitu's cloud; Lakitu wedges a Spiny into Petey's head.
Petey: OUCH!
Petey lets go
and Lakitu pushes him into the warp pipe.
Lakitu: All right,
let's go.
Wario leads the
3 weirdos to the top floor.
Wario: Now that
we're alone, Lakitu, why shouldn't I fire you?
Lakitu: Because,
I didn't choose the main star. They did.
Wario: Yet, you
could've called them at any time to talk about Ashley.
Lakitu: True.
Wario: Large
Fry, why shouldn't I fire you?
Large Fry: Because,
I had no idea who Ashley was, and that Lakitu was a bad director, plus
he listened to his minion Petey, who HE controls.
Lakitu: It was
a suggestion, I didn't see any better ones coming from you guys.
Large Fry: Because
we're supposed to follow the director.
Lakitu: You can
have SOME independence.
Wario: Quiet!
Both of you! Birdo, why shouldn't I fire you?
Birdo: I didn't
cause any problems. I felt like I made a good choice in getting rid of
Wendy. I cared about the show, I don't think Wendy was good enough.
Wario: However,
knowing Bandit, he would've chosen Wendy over Wart if you had gotten rid
of Cackletta instead of Wendy.
Birdo: Well,
that's more of an opinion, really.
Wario: True,
I think you're pretty much safe, Birdo. These two idiots did much worse
than you did.
Birdo: Thank
you, Wario.
Wario: Now I'm
going to let both of you speak one last time before I give my verdict.
Large Fry: If
Lakitu was smart then he would've just kicked Wart off the set and keep
Wendy.
Lakitu: And what?
Ruin our cameras? Besides, you gave up on one of the best singers. We could've
avoided all of this if you had just let her in.
Birdo: I would've
kept Ashley as well.
Large Fry: But
Lakitu was listening to someone HE controls. You don't let your servant
control your life. What is he? British?
Birdo: Hey! You
spoke up before I had a chance to speak, you know.
Large Fry: However,
if Lakitu had better directing skills and edited it a bit more, we wouldn't
have gone through this.
Wario: ENOUGH!
I've come to a decision!
Wario paces around
the two.
Wario: Lakitu,
you're a bad director, and you’ve lost two out of the three times you were
team leader. Plus you didn't do any work until everything came on set.
Wario looks at
Large Fry.
Wario: Large
Fry, you lost when you were leader, and I even fired you episode 1. I fired
you for your stupidity. And you're showing me why how I should fire you
again.
Wario glares
into both their eyes.
Wario: Lakitu...
Lakitu: Y-Yes?
Wario: You're…
Lakitu: (Well
it looks like the end, Petey…)
Wario: NOT FIRED!
Large Fry, you are!
Large Fry: WHAT?!
Lakitu: *phew*
I nearly had a heart attack!
Wario: Birdo,
Lakitu, you're dismissed.
Birdo and Lakitu
leave.
Wario: Now, OUT
OF MY BUILDING!
Large Fry starts
up the stairs, stops, then comes charging down the stairs in an attempt
to run Wario over. Wario jumps and butt-stomps Large Fry, then starts throwing
a couple of Earthquake Punches.
Large Fry: All
right, I give.
Wario gets off.
Large Fry heads up the stairs, then stops and turns around again.
Large Fry: By
the way, Daisy is married to Luigi, you know; she is just abusing you for
your cash. Ask any one of your soon-to-be apprentices. They all know.
Large Fry gets
on the blimp.
Large Fry: Someone
had to say it.
Meanwhile with
Wario, he is shocked, then in sad, then angry. He Earthquake Punches a
wall (which is near impossible if you put it in Wario Land physics). He
then takes out the book Large Fry gave him. The camera tries to see what
it is, but Wario closes it and takes out his cell phone.
Wario: Hello,
Mona, this is Wario... Listen... I want to meet you at Mona Pizza, for
some... employment negotiations.
Wario notices
the cameraman
Wario: WHY ARE
YOU STILL FILMING ME?! Go show the narrator!
Cameraman: The
narrator already said his lines.
A few minutes
earlier...
Narrator: One
job, now six people working for it; Wario's search for an apprentice...
continues... YES! I didn't get hurt! Hooray!