Grodus Side
Grodus: ! Tell me this isn’t true! Lord Loser decided to join those Snifits?!
X-Naut: Yes sir! The Shadow Sirens were even defeated!
Grodus: Well keep an eye on them, and we will watch the skill they have.
X-Naut: YES SIR!
The X-Naut leaves.
Grodus: Those Snifits are tough. I won’t underestimate them. I will win! Hey, send those Shadow Sirens to the next place!
Meanwhile…
Booster: Hi, talking computer.
TEC: Amuse me by dancing.
Valentina: Booster doesn’t know how to dance. We nevered danced at our wedding.
TEC: Do it.
Booster: Sure.
1 hour later…
TEC: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Booster goes to the computer and sends a message.
Valentina: Finally, now let’s go back.
With the Snifits…
Lord Crump: Thanks, dudes, for accepting me. Together there’s no way we can lose.
Grate Guy: Well, we’d better go.
Knife Guy: ! Email!
Grate Guy: From Booster. HELP! That’s it.
Snifit 1: Let’s hurry!
They rush and see the pedestal. The place then shows Glitzville.
Lord Crump: Hmm. We need to see the Don.
The Snifits hurry and when they get up to Rogueport they see Professor Frankly.
Frankly: I have come to tell you this. You must collect every Plunger to destroy the Shadow King.
Spiketail: LUNCH!
Spiketail chases Frankly but Frankly trips and falls into the water. The Snifits run away and buy some items on the way and cook them too. They see the Boo merchant.
Boo: If you want to see the Don say-
The Snifits take out the Poltergust and suck up the Boo. They then go see Don Pianta.
Don Pianta: Yo, what do youse want?
Lord Crump: We want tickets to go to Glitzville.
Don Pianta: Hmm. I will give them to you on one condition. Jesters, dance!
Knife Guy: Why us?
30 minutes later…
Don Pianta: Okay, youse can have it. NOW GET OUT!
Don Pianta throws them to the blimp and they leave.
CHAPTER 3: FIGHTS AND SHOCKS
Grate Guy: Here we are! Glitzville!
Spiketail: ! A hotdog stand!
Spiketail consumes many hotdogs and then pays his fee.
Dodo: I didn’t know you had money.
Spiketail: That was my allowance my mom gave me. Well, let’s go.
They go inside and see a match between Rawk Hawk and Gonzales Jr. Rawk Hawk uppercuts the Yoshi and he faints.
Grubba: Well, looks like Rawk Hawk wins again! We give him this belt and this shiny plunger.
Dodo: ! That’s the Golden Plunger!
Snifit 3: I say we steal it.
Grate Guy: No, we fight.
The Snifits go to Grubba’s office.
Grubba: Huh? What do you want?
Snifit 1: We’re here to sign up.
Grubba: Okay, you will be called The Mask Exterminators!
Snifit 1: Okay.
Grubba: Ms. Jolene will escort you to your locker room.
Grate Guy: Why are you here?
Grubba: I made a deal with Jolene to not do anything funny. She is still the manager. I just host and all that stuff.
The Snifits head through the hallway and see a beaten down locker room.
Snifit 3: Let’s cheat!
Grate Guy: How?
Crump: Like this.
Crump goes to the Gameboy on the locker room wall and hacks into it. He raises their rank to all the way to before the Iron Harriers.
Grubba: Well I’ll be. I didn’t know I assigned you to that place. Meh. Anyway, you’ll be battling those Iron Cleffs. Good luck!
The Snifits go to the stage and see the Iron Harriers.
Snifit 3: Bring it on!
Fiive minutes later…
Snifit 2: Okay, so trying to lift them up was a bad idea.
Spiketail: How do we fight them?
Knife Guy: Let’s go to the battle arena. Maybe we can find a weakness by watching them.
They knock out the guard and see Grubba.
Grubba: It’s time!
The power drain machine comes out and they see the real Golden Plunger. Grubba becomes Macho Grubba.
Macho Grubba: YEAH! NOW I’M POWERFUL AGAIN!!!
Macho Grubba throws many things that squish many enemies. Snifit 1 comes over and puts a nametag on Macho Grubba that says Macho Grubba.
Macho Grubba: What the?
Snifit 2: You qualify for the Snifit group and are forced to join us.
Macho Grubba: Why you BLAGHBLAHGHG!!!
Snifit 3 holds up a remote.
Snifit 3: Those nametags electrified you! Resistance is useless! The Snifit group rules!
Macho Grubba: Grrrrr… Crud!
Grate Guy: What’s wrong?
Macho Grubba: You guys know my secret!
Lord Crump: That’s right!
Knife Guy: Hand it over!
Macho Grubba: I’ll make you a deal. You defeat Rawk Hawk and I’ll reward you with the actual Golden Plunger.
Dodo: Fine. Deal.
They go back and face the Iron Cleffs. Macho Grubba punches them into each other and defeats them. They advance into the other locker room.
Snifit 3: This will take forever to get through!
Macho Grubba: Well all these fighters are weak, so I’ll let you pass to 3rd place. Once you beat the three fighters you will proceed to fight the champion.
The Snifits go there and see Jolene.
Jolene: You will fight the shadow creatures
Snifits: Oh dear.
The Snifits go to the battle ring and see the Shadow Sirens.
Beldam: Hehehe.
Knife Guy: Leave this to us, Snifits!
Jolene: Battle begin!
Grate Guy 25/25
Knife Guy 23/23
Dodo 30/30
VS
Beldam 15/15
Marilyn 20/20
Vivian 18/18
Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. All the Shadow Sirens get hit. Vivian uses Fiery Jynx. Dodo catches on fire. Dodo rams into Marilyn, causing great damage. Marilyn charges for an attack. Knife Guy uses Knifearang. It hits the Shadow Sirens. Beldam uses Ice Punch. Knife Guy gets frozen. Marilyn uses Storm. Grate Guy gets hit with intense magic. Knife Guy breaks free from the ice.
Knife Guy: Time to change tactics!
Grate Guy and Knife Guy stack up on each other. The Shadow Sirens charge for an attack. Dodo uses Feather Dance. Magic attacks are now unavailable.
Grate Guy 10/25
Knife Guy 13/23
Dodo 20/30
VS
Beldam 7/15
Marilyn 11/20
Vivian 9/18
Grate Guy and Knife Guy glow. Beldam uses Ice Punch. Dodo takes the hit. Vivian uses Fire Punch. Dodo takes the hit. He catches on fire. Marilyn uses Thunder Punch. Dodo uses Giga Impact while he’s on fire. It breaks through the Thunder Punch and he runs into the other Shadow Sirens except Vivian since she dodges. Grate Guy and Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. All the Shadow Sirens get hit. Vivian stands back up and uses Infatuate. All of them become dizzy. Vivian uses Fire Punch on Dodo. Dodo faints. Vivian uses Flame Wall. Knife Guy snaps out of it and absorbs the fire with his knife and uses Fire Cut. Vivian faints.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 30 Star Points.
Snifit 1: We win.
Macho Grubba: Next you have to fight that weird one.
The Snifits go to the battle ring and out comes…
Snifits: ! PUNCHINELLO?!
Punchinello: What the? I just came here to train, but let’s see if that training paid off.
Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
VS
Punchinello 50/50
Punchinello: Super Power!
Punchinello grows bigger than he was already. Snifit 1 uses Bolt. The bolt hits the lights and Punchinello gets shocked with great intensity. Punchinello gets a stagelight and smacks the Snifits with it. The Snifits blast the stagelights. Punchinello uses Focus Punch. Snifit 1 hits the wall. Snifit 2 uses Gunk Shot. Punchinello trips. Snifit 3 uses Lightning Orb. Punchinello punches it back and it hits Snifit 3. Punchinello uses Super Power. Snifit 3 hits the wall. Snifit 2 calls back the other Snifits and they transform into Mega Snifit. They shoot a Banzai Bill. Punchinello grabs a hold of it. Mega Snifit trips him and he drops the Banzai Bill. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Punchinello stands back up. Mega Snifit transforms back. Punchinello flame chokes Snifit 1, who is defeated.
Snifit 2 13/18
Snifit 3 2/17
VS
Punchinello 25/50
Punchinello jumps high into the air and comes back down at full speed. The Snifits go high up because of the shockwave. The Snifits land near a stagelight. Punchinello throws Bob-ombs and hits a stagelight. The stagelight falls on Punchinello’s head and gets stuck to him. Punchinello runs around. Snifit 3 uses Bolt on the stagelight. Punchinello gets more shocked. He gets the stagelight off and hits Snifit 3 with it. Snifit 3 faints. Punchinello throws more Bob-ombs and hits another stagelight and it falls on Punchinello again. Punchinello collapses.
Macho Grubba: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9-
Punchinello gets back up. Snifit 2 uses Bolt. Punchinello grabs the electricity in his hand and throws it back at Snifit 2. Snifit 2 gets electrified. Punchinello runs around.
Snifit 2 9/18
VS
Punchinello 5/50
Snifit 2 gets an idea. Snifit 2 shoots a bullet at the stagelight. Punchinello runs toward Snifit 2. Snifit 2 uses Gunk Shot on the floor. Punchinello slips and hits himself on the head because of the stagelight. Punchinello collapses.
Macho Grubba: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5,6 ,7 ,8 ,9-
Punchinello: No. I trained and I’m not going to lose!
Punchinello gets the stagelight off and throws it at Snifit 2. Snifit 2 gets hit. Punchinello uses Drain Punch. Snifit 2 hits a wall.
Macho Grubba: STOP!
Punchinello: ? Wha?
Macho Grubba gets on the battlefield.
Macho Grubba: Leave this to me, Snifit 2.
Punchinello gets angry and punches Macho Grubba in the stomach. Punchinello pulls out a Boo Sheet and turns invisible. Macho Grubba gets punched everywhere. He gets hit in the face and hits the wall. Macho Grubba closes his eyes. He opens them and uses Falcon Punch! Punchinello is hit, and he hits the wall hard. Punchinello collapses.
Macho Grubba: Punchinello can’t fight anymore, so the Snifits and me are the winner!
Battle Over. The Snifits win 27 Star Points.
Punchinello: No unbelievable.
????: Hmm. Very interesting.
Macho Grubba: Our next opponent is Gonzales Jr.
The Snifits go back to the ring.
Gonzales Jr:: I’m going to make Mario proud and win this!
Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
VS
Gonzales Jr. 30/30
Gonzales Jr. uses Flutter Kick. Snifit 1 uses Bolt. Gonzales Jr. uses Stampede. The Snifits get hit by multiple Yoshis. Gonzales Jr. swallows Snifit 1 and he spits him back at Snifit 2. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. Gonzales Jr. uses mini eggs. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot. The eggs stop. Gonzales Jr. uses ground pound. Snifit 2 uses Lightning Orb. Gonzales Jr. gets stopped in his tracks. He throws more mini eggs. Snifit 1 uses transform. They turn into the Mega Snifit. Mega Snifit uses Storm. Gonzales gets stunned. Mega Snifit transforms back. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill. Gonzales uses Stampede again. Snifit 1 gets pelted but he uses Lightning Orb. It hits Gonzales Jr. Snifit 2 shoots a Bullet Bill. Gonzales Jr. swallows it and spits it back out. Snifit 3 gets hit but manages to fight the pain and use Bolt. Gonzales Jr. collapses.
Macho Grubba: STOP! Gonzales Jr. can no longer battle, so these Snifits win! Nice battling style. I always admire great fighters. I want to give you something. It’s in the storage room. Follow me.
They go to the storage room and…
????: ! It’s you!
Spiketail: Why do I feel like I heard that voice before?
????: That’s because you fought me.
Spiketail: Oh DAD!
Lord Crump: Buh buh buh. I’ll take care of this problem! The exterminator is here!
Lord Crump 20/20
VS
Ms. Mowz 20/20
Lord Crump: Yeah, I’m ready, because the exter- Oof.
Lord Crump gets attacked out of nowhere. Lord Crump gets out poison gas and fills the room.
Spiketail: We’re in here too, you know. *cough*
Lord Crump throws out bombs and lands a hit. He gets slapped again. Lord Crump takes out a ray gun. He shoots everywhere and lands a hit… on Macho Grubba.
Macho Grubba: Watch we’re you’re pointing that thing!
Lord Crump gets his gun stolen and he gets blasted. Lord Crump gets angry and gets an idea. He takes out a badge. The thief approaches and Lord Crump takes out a sledgehammer and squishes the thief.
Battle Over. The Snifits win 15 Star Points.
Macho Grubba: I just cleaned this place up. Well anyway, as I was saying, you can have what’s in this chest.
The Snifits open it and get the Silver Bullet and the Bob-omb. The Snifits head to the locker room and see Jolene.
Jolene: Hello. You must now face Rawk Hawk. Let’s go.
They go to the battle arena and see Rawk Hawk.
Rawk Hawk: I will not lose to some losers. Prepare to lose!
RPG-like battle
Snifit 1 20/20
Snifit 2 18/18
Snifit 3 17/17
VS
Rawk Hawk 40/40
Rawk Hawk punches Snifit 1. Snifit 1 blasts the roof. Parts of the ceiling fall on Rawk Hawk. Rawk Hawk slide-kicks all the Snifits. Snifit 2 shoots out a Bullet Bill. Rawk Hawk grabs it but it explodes in his hand. Snifit 3 kicks him in his chin. Rawk Hawk gets up on the stagelights and shakes them. Things fall on the Snifits, who get buried. Rawk Hawk uses Hawk Punch. The Snifits hit the wall. Rwak Hawk uses his slide-kick but the Snifits dodge it and leave the Bob-omb. Rawk Hawk hits the Bob-omb and the Snifits shoot Rawk Hawk as he is in midair. Rawk Hawk jumps up and slams into Snifit 3. The Snifits start to glow.
Snifit 1 6/20
Snifit 2 6/18
Snifit 3 3/17
VS
Rawk Hawk 26/40
The Snifits transform into Mega Snifit.
Rawk Hawk: What in the world?
Mega Snifit grabs Rawk Hawk and he smashes him into a stagelight. Rawk Hawk gets electrocuted.
Rawk Hawk: ! MY HAIR! YOU WILL PAY!
Rawk Hawk kicks Mega Snifit away. Mega Snifit transforms back. Snifit 1 hands the others a Hot Shroom. Snifits +15 HP each. Rawk Hawk slide-kicks them. Snifit 3 shoots Rawk Hawk in the face before he even reaches him. Rawk Hawk jumps up high and throws a stagelight at him. Snifit 3 gets electrocuted. Rawk Hawk grabs him. Snifit 1 and 2 uses Lightning Orb. Rawk Hawk throws Snifit 3 at them.
Macho Grubba: STOP!
Jolene: ? What’s going on?
Macho Grubba: I’m going to be in this fight!
Macho Grubba jumps in and buries Rawk Hawk. The Snifits watch the battle. Rawk Hawk gets another stagelight and whacks Macho Grubba with it.
Macho Grubba 20/25
VS
Rawk Hawk 12/40
Rawk Hawk uses Hawk Punch. Macho Grubba takes the hit and uses Counter. Rawk Hawk hits the wall. Rawk Hawk collapses.
Jolene: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 ,8-
Rawk Hawk gets back up and grabs Macho Grubba by the tail. He swings him around and throws him high up. Rawk Hawk jumps after him and kicks him into the stagelight. Macho Grubba grabs onto the stagelight and throws it. Rawk Hawk punches it away. Macho Grubba Falcon Punches Rawk Hawk. Rawk Hawk hits the wall and collapses.
Jolene: STOP! The winner is The Mask Exterminators! You guys are the new champions!
Rawk Hawk: We’ll see about that!
Battle Over. The Snifits win 20 Star Points. Level Up. +5 HP. Partners learn new attacks. The Snifits learn Elec Bill.
The Snifits head into the champion’s room.
Macho Grubba: Here’s the fake belt and plunger. Now it’s time to give you what you want, so let’s go back to the ring.
They go there and see Rawk Hawk and the Drain Machine.
Macho Grubba: What are you doing?
Rawk Hawk: I heard everything, old man! Now I’m going to be the strongest fighter!
Macho Grubba: You can’t, you need someone to drain power from. The Golden Plunger powered me up because it has lots of power.
Rawk Hawk: I do have someone to drain power from.
Rawk hawk pulls out an unconscious Punchinello.
Snifit 3: NO! He has immense power only he can control!
Rawk Hawk: ZIP IT! POWER UP!
Punchinello gets sucked up. Rawk Hawk grows bigger. His hair is longer and he has more muscles.
Macho Grubba: NOOOOOOOOO!!! Now you’ve killed that fighter!
Snifit 2: Punchinello got killed?
Snifit 1: Stop this, Rawk Hawk!
Rawk Hawk: Don’t call me that no more. My name is now Macho Hawk. NOW LET’S BATTLE!
Snifit 1 25/25
Snifit 2 23/23
Snifit 3 22/22
VS
Macho Hawk 80/80
Macho Hawk: POWER UP!
Macho Hawk gets more power. Snifit 1 shoots Macho Hawk. Macho Hawk punches the blast away. Macho Hawk grabs Snifit 1 and throws him around. Snifit 2 uses Bolt. Macho Hawk grabs the bolt and uses Thunder Punch. Snifit 3 uses Elec Bill. Macho Hawk punches through it. The Snifits get punched away. Macho Hawk laughs.
Macho Grubba: Let me handle this!
Macho Hawk: WRESSELING MATCH OF THE AGES!!!
Macho Grubba 30/30
VS
Macho Hawk 80/80
Macho Hawk uses his slide-kick. Grubba uses Macho Up, Macho Grubba +3 Attack. Macho Hawk kicks Grubba in the stomach. Macho Grubba uppercuts Macho Hawk into the ceiling. Macho Hawk grabs on to the ceiling but Macho Grubba jumps up and downcuts him. Macho Hawk lands on the floor. Macho Grubba ground pounds him. Macho Hawk grabs his tail. Macho Hawk swings Macho Grubba around. He launches him and Macho Grubba hits the wall. Macho Grubba uses Macho Up, Macho Grubba +3 Defense. Macho Hawk uses Macho Up and can now attack faster. Macho Grubba punches his beak. Macho Hawk punches Grubba repeatedly. Macho Hawk uses Hawk Punch. Macho Grubba ducks and low kicks Macho Hawk and he falls down. Macho Grubba goes for a bodyslam. Macho Hawk rolls out of the way and Grubba hits the floor. The place shakes.
Macho Grubba 15/30
VS
Macho Hawk 55/80
Macho Grubba gets some water and drinks it, Macho Grubba +15 HP. Macho Hawk uses Hawk Punch. Macho Grubba hits the wall. The place shakes some more. Macho Grubba uses Falcon Punch. Macho Hawk dodges and Macho Grubba hits the floor. The stagelights fall from all the shaking and hit both Macho Grubba and Macho Hawk. Both get electrocuted. Macho Grubba punches the stagelight on Macho Hawk and it gets destroyed. Macho Hawk punches Grubba in the stomach. Macho Grubba hits Macho Hawk in the head with the stagelight. Macho Hawk gets stunned. Macho Grubba uses Falcon Punch. Macho Hawk hits the wall. Macho Hawk uses Focus Punch. Macho Grubba falls on the floor.
Spiketail: Tag me!
Macho Grubba does and Spiketail gets in the ring.
Spiketail 25/25
VS
Macho Hawk 30/80
Macho Hawk uses Macho Up, defense +3. Spiketail uses Flame Wall. Macho Hawk’s hair catches fire.
Macho Hawk: NOT MY RAWKING HAIR!!!
Spiketail uses Fireball. Macho Hawk gets hit. Macho Hawk downcuts Spiketail. He squishes Spiketail. Spiketail gets back up and breathes fire on Macho Hawk’s hair again. Macho Hawk punches Spiketail away. Spiketail faints.
Lord Crump: I’m fighting too!
Lord Crump takes out a potion. Lord Crump becomes as big as Macho Hawk. Macho Hawk picks up Lord Crump and spins him around, then smashes him towards the ground. He starts kicking him and Lord Crump starts to get stuck. Macho Hawk uses Hawk Punch. Lord Crump jumps out. Crump pins him down and gets out a bazooka.
Lord Crump: Modern Technology says HI!
Macho Hawk gets blasted in the face. Macho Hawk punches Lord Crump and grabs his bazooka. He blasts Lord Crump away.
Grate Guy: I’m going in!
Grate Guy 30/30
VS
Macho Hawk 16/80
Macho Hawk punches Grate Guy. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Macho Hawk gets angry. He rushes toward Grate Guy. Grate Guy kicks his ball and Macho Hawk trips on it. Grate Guy uses Starburst. Macho Hawk punches it and grabs Grate Guy. He kicks his spring and Grate Guy can’t fight anymore.
Knife Guy: Don’t worry, Bro! I’ll defeat this guy!
Knife Guy uses Flame Sword. Macho Hawk punches the sword away. Knife Guy stabs Macho Hawk with his knife. Macho Hawk grabs Knife Guy and smashes him to the ground. He squishes him. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. Macho Hawk manages to hit almost all of them. Macho Hawk punches Knife guy away.
Dodo: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I’ll fight!
Dodo uses Giga Impact. Macho Hawk takes the hit. Macho Hawk grabs Dodo and flings him at the wall. Dodo uses Giga Impact. Macho Hawk uses Low Kick. Dodo falls down and gets hurt. Macho Hawk uses Fire Punch. Dodo gets hit and faints.
Macho Grubba: Oh dear... Arms too weak…
Snifit 1: Snifits, help me!
Snifit 1 5/25
Snifit 2 4/23
Snifit 3 3/22
VS
Macho Hawk 6/80
Snifit 1 shoots Macho Hawk. Macho Hawk punches the bullet. Snifit 2 uses Lightning Orb. Macho Hawk kicks it away. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot. Macho Hawk grabs the Gunk Shot.
Snifit 3: All our attacks do nothing.
Snifit 2: THEN TRANSFORM!!!
Mega Snifit appears. Macho Hawk uses Hawk Punch. Mega Snifit hits the wall and collapses.
Macho Hawk: I WON!!! I’M THE CHAMP-
Mega Snifit: No.
Macho Hawk: BUT HOW?!
Mega Snifit: We’re not weak fighters. STORM!
Macho Hawk: Oh boy.
Macho Hawk gets shocked and collapses.
DING! DING! DING!
Macho Grubba: AND THE WINNER IS THE MASK EXTERMINATORS!
BATTLE OVER. The Snifits win 36 Star Points.
Rawk Hawk: No...How could I lose to some losers when I had rawking powers? Ugh.
Macho Grubba: Here’s the Golden Plunger, as promised.
THE SNIFITS GOT THE GOLDEN PLUNGER!
END OF CHAPTER!
So the Snifits have defeated Macho Hawk and have earned the third Golden Plunger. Only 4 remain. Can the Snifits win? Is this the last chapter with Punchinello?
????: Destroy!
Snifit 1: What was that?
Saving. Saved.