Snifit X Season 3 Paper Snifit The Thousand Year Warp Pipe

By Red Shy Guy

Grodus Side

Grodus:  ! NO WAY! YOU MEAN THEY GOT THE GOLDEN PLUNGER?

X-Naut: Yes sir. They have three Golden Plungers.

Grodus: Send the Shadow Sirens again. We must keep stopping them! Give them the power bomb!

X- Naut PhD: SIR! We have found a Golden Plunger that was hidden in Rougeport!

Grodus:  ! Excellent! Now that we have it, we can prepare for battle. Keep an eye on them!

X-Naut: Yes sir!

Grodus: Their progress is unexpected. Hmm... ! X-Nauts! I want you to build me something.

Meanwhile with Booster…

Booster: Hello, big computer.

TEC: What do you-

Booster: DONE!

TEC: !  Sending. Sending. Sent.

Booster: Bye!

TEC: ?  Okay.

In Glitzville…

Jolene: So you’re leaving?

Snifit 3: Yup. We need to go, okay?

Jolene: Well, see you. Good luck.

Macho Grubba: How do you get this nametag off?

Snifit 2: You can’t!

Snifit 1: Come on, let’s go back to that warp pipe!

The Snifits head there fast and see the next place is in Twilight Town. The Snifits head there and go into the warp pipe with the rest of the partners. They make it in.

CHAPTER 4: THE CREEPY GHOST!

Snifit 1: WOAH! This place is dark!

Grate Guy: How did we get through?

Snifit 2: We put nametags on all of us!

Knife Guy: Hmm. The map says it’s on a steeple.

Twilight: Steeple?

Spiketail: Yeah.

Twilight: There’s no steeple. There’s just a big old castle where the steeple used to be.

Dodo: We need to get there.

Lord Crump: !  Hey Knife Guy, your laptop is ringing!

Knife Guy:  ! It’s from Booster. He says hi.

Macho Grubba: Come on, we have to go!

The Snifits continue and see the Shadow Sirens.

Spiketail: ATTACK!

Spiketail breathes out fire. The fire hits the Superbombomb.

Beldam: !  @#$-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

The Snifits get blown away and land in the Twilight Forest.

Snifit 3: Well that was fun.

Lord Crump: Hmm. The scanners says the Golden Plunger is nearby.

They continue through the forest. All of a sudden it gets darker. It starts to rain and lightning appears.

Grate Guy: WOAH!  0_0

The Snifits: !  *GASP!*  0_0

They see a very huge castle in midair. A drawbridge appears. The Snifits decide to go to the drawbridge. They continue and hear ghosts laughing.

Snifit 3: I don’t like this place.

They keep walking and hear laughs. The Snifits continue and see a sign.

Snifit 1: Room to Golden Plunger!

The Snifits open the door. They see the Golden Plunger sitting in the middle of the room.

Dodo: I got it!

Lord Crump: !  IT’S A TRAP!

Dodo grabs the Golden Plunger but a giant hammer appears out of nowhere. It squishes Dodo. Dodo is dead.

Grate Guy: This place is full of deadly traps. That Golden Plunger is a fake!

Spiketail: *gulp*  I want my mom.

Lord Crump: Stay calm. Let’s just carry the dead body.

They continue and hear footsteps.

Knife Guy: Did you hear something.

The Snifits pull out a GADD light. They point it and see Doopliss.

Macho Grubba: What in blazes are you doing here?

Doopliss: There is some weird ghost who cursed my Steeple and made it into this creepy, deadly castle. The ghost still roams. It even has my Golden Plunger!

Snifit 1: !  A Golden Plunger!

Doopliss: Can you help me?

Snifit 2: Only on two conditions. One, we keep the plunger.

Doopliss: Okay.

Snifit 3: And two…

Snifit 3 puts a nametag on Doopliss that says Doopliss.

Doopliss: What’s this?

Snifit 1: You joined our party!

Doopliss: NO- blagsilghslag!

Snifit 3 pulls out the remote.

Doopliss: Transform!

Doopliss turns into a big Sparky. Snifit 3 pushes another button and Doopliss is frozen. Doopliss breaks free.

Doopliss: AGH! Okay, fine!

DOOPLISS JOINS YOUR PARTY!

The Snifits continue and see another door. Doopliss opens it and ducks. A giant beam comes out of nowhere. Everyone dodges it. They decide to continue. They keep walking and see a door with a lock.

Macho Grubba: !  Hey look, a pool!

Lord Crump: Hey, there’s a key in the water.

Macho Grubba: I’ll get it!

Doopliss: Grubba, NO!

SPLASH!

Grubba: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

Grubba quickly throws the key and the Snifits grab it. Doopliss fishes out Grubba. Half of his body is now bone.

Grate Guy: What in the world?

Doopliss: That water disintegrates flesh. It doesn’t dissolve metal. The ghost put that water here. Well, let’s continue.

They walk on, then they hear a voice

???: IF YOU WANT YOUR GOLDEN PLUNGER, HEAD TO THE TOP OF THIS CASTLE!!! You won’t make it anyway. HEHEHEHE!!!

Snifit 3: If we don’t be careful, any one of us can die.

They continue and see another door. They open it and see lots of Balls ‘N Chains. The Snifit group quickly runs. Lord Crump sees a door. He opens it but a giant Thwomp squishes and kills him. The Snifit group grabs him and continues. They see they are very close to the top of the tower. They continue up and see a big door with a giant lock.

????: HOHOHOHOHO!!! IF YOU SEEK THE KEY, GO LEFT AND YOU’LL SEE A BRIDGE THAT LOOKS AS IF IT LEADS TO NOWHERE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Spike tail: That ghost isn’t friendly.

They go to the path and see a chest floating in midair. Spiketail flies there.

????: TOO EASY!!!

Lightning strikes the chest and out comes a Glum Reaper, but it’s bigger and creepier.

RPG-like battle

Spiketail 25/25
VS
Glum Reaper 40/40

Spiketail shoots out fireballs. It starts to rain even more. The fireballs sizzle away. The Glum Reaper holds up his scythe. Lightning strikes it and he throws a powerful Lightning Orb. Spiketail gets hit by it. Spiketail hits Glum Reaper with his tail. Glum Reaper holds up his scythe again and lightning strikes. He throws another Lightning Orb. Spiketail dodges this time. Spiketail hits Glum Reaper with his tail again. Glum Reaper holds up his scythe and throws his lightning orb again. Spiketail hits it back with his tail and it hits the Glum Reaper. Spiketail ground pounds the Glum Reaper and both fall on a bridge. The rain stops.

Spiketail 12/25
VS
Glum Reaper 18/40

Glum Reaper uses recover. Glum Reaper +10 HP. Spiketail breathes out fire. The Glum Reaper grabs the fire with its scythe and uses Will-o-Wisp. Spiketail gets hit by it. Spiketail pulls out a Hot Shroom. Spiketail +15 HP. Spiketail uses flare blitz. The Glum Reaper gets hit. The Glum Reaper uses Scythe. Spiketail dodges the attack. The Glum Reaper keeps slashing at Spiketail, as Spiketail keeps dodging. The Glum Reaper blows out a blizzard. Spiketail gets frozen.

Spiketail 15/25
VS
Glum Reaper 20/40

Glum Reaper prepares to use Scythe. Spiketail uses Overheat and Glum Reaper gets hit. Glum Reaper quickly grabs the fire and throws a Fire Cut. Spiketail dodges it but it hits his tail. Spiketail collapses on the floor. The Glum Reaper slashes at Spiketail. Spiketail dodges and uses Fire Punch. The Glum Reaper glows a strange color, and uses Dark Star. Spiketail gets hit and falls down on the floor. The Glum Reaper starts charging. Spiketail makes a shockwave and it hits the Glum Reaper. The Glum Reaper drops his scythe. Spiketail fire punches the Glum Reaper. The Glum Reaper collapses, defeated.

Battle Over. The Snifits win 20 Star Points.

Spiketail flies back up and gets the key. He gives it to the Snifits. The Glum Reaper explodes. Spiketail collapses on the floor as well.

Doopliss: WOAH! That Glum Reaper just took Spiketail with him.

Snifit 2: OH MY DAD!

Knife Guy: Let’s go! We need to get that Golden Plunger.

They go back and open the door. They see a portal.

???: MWAHAHAHAHA!!! SO YOU HAVE ARRIVED! ENTER THE PORTAL TO RECEIVE YOUR PRIZE!!!

They go in the portal. They come out and see a dark area. They see a bright light, and the source of that bright light source is the Golden Plunger. The Snifits rush to it and a cage lowers on the Golden Plunger. The cage disappears along with the Plunger.

???: YOU THINK FOR ONE MOMENT I WOULD ACTUALLY GIVE YOU THE GOLDEN PLUNGER AND LET YOU WALTZ OUT OF HERE?! NO! WE WILL SETTLE THIS! SEE IF YOU CAN DEFEAT ME!!! AT LAST, THE TIME HAS COME!!!

A light appears. A shadow appears as well. Something comes out of the shadow.

Snifit 3: No! You’re dead!

Snifit 2: We saw you die!

Snifit 1: We can never expect for him to die. Bring it on, Punchinello!

Punchinello: I am not Punchinello. I am Punchinello’s Ghost! Before I died, a left a part of me. This part of me is my ghost. I used my magic to make this steeple into a killer castle. Now we fight. At last, I will have my revenge!

Snifit 1 30/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost ??/??

Snifit 1 uses bolt but there is no effect. Punchinello uses Night Slash. Snifit 1 gets hurt. Snifit 2 uses Lightning Orb. Punchinello grabs the Lightning Orb and then uses Shadow Ball. Snifit 2 gets hurt. Snifit 3 uses Transform. The Snifits transform into the Mega Snifit. They fire a Banzai Bill. Punchinello’s Ghost grabs it and crushes it. He uses Dark Pulse. Mega Snifit transforms back. Punchinello disappears. The Snifits get back up. Punchinello reappears and smashes the Snifits. The Snifits get sent flying. Punchinello reappears in the air and smashes them to the ground. Punchinello shoots out a Dark Pulse. The Snifits get hit. Snifit 1 takes out the GADD light. Punchinello’s Ghost gets stunned. Snifit 1 shoots him but no effect. Punchinello shoots out one more Dark Pulse. The Snifits are defeated.

Grate Guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Knife Guy: We’ll take you on!

Punchinello’s Ghost: Bring it on!

Grate Guy 30/30
Knife Guy 28/28
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost ??/??

Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Punchinello is unaffected. Knife Guy throws his knife. No effect. Punchinello uses Dark Pulse. Grate Guy and Knife Guy dodge. Grate Guy sees the GADD light. Punchinello launches a Shadow Ball. Grate Guy dodges. He grabs the GADD light and flashes it against Punchinello. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. The knives hit Punchinello’s heart.

Punchinello’s Ghost: OOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!

Knife Guy throws another knife. It hits Punchinello’s heart again. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Dark Pulse. It hits both the jesters.

Punchinello’s Ghost: If I’m going to win I’m going to need to change tactics.

Punchinello’s Ghost shoots another Shadow Ball. They dodge it again. Punchinello uses Shadow Claw. Knife Guy blocks it with his knife. Grate Guy flashes at Punchinello. Punchinello uses Dark Pulse. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. It hits Punchinello’s Ghost.

Punchinello’s Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Ugh.

Grate Guy: Is he defeated?

Knife Guy: Looks like it.

Punchinello’s Ghost collapses. Nothing happens, but then all of a sudden…

Grate Guy: Yipes! Is it me or are we shrinking?

Knife Guy: No, he’s getting bigger!

Punchinello’s Ghost: IT’S NOT OVER YET!!!

Grate Guy 25/30
Knife Guy 23/28
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost 100/100

Punchinello’s Ghost uses Night Slash. Grate Guy gets hit. Knife Guy throws a knife. Punchinello’s Ghost dodges. The knife hits a switch. Cannons appear. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Dark Pulse. Knife Guy dodges. He gets in a cannon and hits Punchinello’s heart. Punchinello’s Ghost moans. He shadow claws Knife Guy. Knife Guy falls down. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Aura Sphere.

Grate Guy and Knife Guy: What the?!

They get hit and fall down. Grate Guy uses Echo Finder. Punchinello’s Ghost screams. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. Punchinello’s Ghost gets hit in the heart again. Punchinello’s Ghost grabs the cannon and shoots them with the canon. They get blasted and hit a wall. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Curse. Grate Guy and Knife Guy feel tired. Punchinello prepares an attack.

Grate Guy 11/30 Curse 3
Knife Guy 8/28 Curse 3
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost 69/100

Grate Guy gets out a Hot Shroom and so does Knife Guy. Grate Guy and Knife Guy +15 HP. Punchinello’s Ghost shoots out a giant power ball. Knife Guy hits it back. Punchinello’s Ghost hits it back as well. Grate Guy uses Echo Finder. Knife Guy hits and it goes into a cannon. The canmon fires it at Punchinello’s Ghost. Punchinello’s Ghost falls down. His heart shrinks a bit. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Earthquake. Grate Guy and Knife Guy get hit. Punchinello’s Ghost uppercuts them. Then he downcuts them from the air. He does a bodyslam. The jester brothers roll away and leave a knife. Punchinello’s Heart gets impaled by the knife. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Meteor Swarm. They prepare to dodge but stop. They get hit and fall down. They get back up. Punchinello prepares another power ball. Grate Guy and Knife Guy can’t move. Doopliss arrives.

Doopliss: I’m here to help.

Grate Guy 1/30 2
Knife Guy 1/28 2
Doopliss 25/25
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost 48/100

Doopliss turns into a Medi Guy. He uses Mega Recover. Grate Guy and Knife Guy +20 HP. The curse is gone. Pnchinello’s Ghost fires at them. Doopliss transforms into a Boo. He turns everyone invincible. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Lightning Orb. They get electrified. Punchinello’s ghost uses Shadow Sneak. He hits all three. Grate Guy uses Echo Finder. Grate Guy misses. Doopliss transforms into Mega Sparky. The place lights up. Punchinello’s Ghost gets stunned. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. Punchinello’s Ghost gets hit. He uses Earthquake. Doopliss transforms backs. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Shadow Punch. Doopliss hits a wall. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. Punchinello’s Ghost dodges. Doopliss transforms into Bowyer. He uses Light Arrow. Punchinello’s Ghost screams. He uses Shadow Rush. Doopliss again transforms back. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Flame Choke. Doopliss falls down defeated. Grate Guy gets out a GADD Light. It stuns Punchinello. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. The knives miss his small heart.

Grate Guy 10/30
Knife Guy 10/28
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost 17/100

Punchinello uses Screech. Grate Guy and Knife Guy get stunned. He uses Shadow Claw. They get out their last two Hot Shroom. Grate Guy and Knife Guy +15 HP. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Curse. Grate Guy and Knife Guy fall down. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Flame Choke. They fall down again. Punchinello Ghost uses Hammer Arm. They dodge and Knife Guy throws his knife. It impales Punchinello. Grate Guy stuns Punchinello. Knife Guy uses Knife Rain. It hits Punchinello. The heart is really tiny now. Punchinello’s Ghost disappears. Four clones of him appear and then all disappear. Shadow Balls come out of nowhere. They rotate between being visible and invisible. Grate Guy and Knife Guy get pelted. Punchinello’s Ghost punches them and both Grate Guy and Knife Guy collapse.

Punchinello’s Ghost: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I WON!!! AT LAST I HAVE DEFEATED THE CREW!...  ? Why haven’t I disappeared yet? My unfinished business is done.

Grate Guy: Not yet.

Knife Guy: It’s a good thing we bought those Life Shrooms.

Punchinello’s Ghost: !  WHAT?! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! GRRRRRRR!!! DIE!

Grate Guy 5/30
Knife Guy 5/28
VS
Punchinello’s Ghost 1/100

Punchinello’s Ghost disappears. Grate Guy and Knife Guy eat a Super Mushroom. Grate Guy and Knife Guy +10 HP. They get pelted. Grate Guy concentrates. He uses Meteor Swarm. All the clones get hit but Punchinello’s Ghost dodges it. He comes from behind Grate Guy and shadow claws him. Knife Guy throws his knife but he dodges. Punchinello’s Ghost grabs Grate Guy. Knife Guy throws another knife. He puts Grate Guy up like a shield and Grate Guy gets hit. Punchinello’s Ghost uses Flame Choke. Knife Guy throws his knife but misses. Punchinello’s Ghost disappears. He does the appearing and disappearing act again. Knife Guy gets an idea. Knife Guy quickly runs to the cannon. He puts the knife in the cannon. He fires it and it hits Punchinello’s Ghost. He explodes.

Battle Over. Snifit group wins 35 Star Points.

Punchinello’s Ghost: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I WILL NOT DIE LIKE THIS! I WILL RETURN!!!

The ghost disappears.

Knife Guy: *huff* Huh?

The castle turns back into Creepy Steeple. Everyone gets revived.

YOU GOT THE GOLDEN PLUNGER!
END OF CHAPTER!

So the Snifit group have ventured through the creepy castle and defeated Punchinello’s Ghost. Now the Snifits only need 3 more Golden Plungers. Can they handle this job?

Doopliss: Can I stay here?

Snifit 1: NO!

The Snifits press the button and Doopliss gets shocked.

Doopliss: AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! I hate my life. *sigh* I guess I have to go, but I’m not going to like this.

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