Grodus’s Side.
Grodus: !!! WHAT?! THEY GOT ANOTHER ONE AND RECRUTED A NEW FRIEND?!
X-Naut PhD: Yes sir. They will be heading to the next place.
Grodus: Grr…! Huh? My cell phone? WHAT THE @#$% DO YOU WANT, BELDAM?! You say you recruited a new person?. Great. I’ll look at him after I destroy those Snifits! BYE! X-Naut, is that machine finished?
X-Naut: Yes sir!
Grodus: Good. We’ll follow them now. Prepare the ship. We’ll attack after they get the other one there.
X-Naut: Yes sir.
With Booster…
Booster: Hi, talking computer.
TEC: I have a name.
Booster: You’re useless! Now to send Email.
TEC: NO!
Booster puts in a computer virus and then sends an Email. He then leaves.
Back with our idiot heroes…
Snifit 1: I’m glad I’m out of that place. It gave me the creeps.
Snifit 2: Well, where do we go next?
Snifit 3: Well, since this is a ripoff of TTYD we have to go to Keelhaul Key.
The Snifits continue and see Flavio.
Flavio: Hey look, it’s a Snifit.
Snifit 1: You a racist?!
Flavio: Um, no.
Grate Guy: You have a ship. We want to get onboard.
Flavio: NO!
Macho Grubba stares at him angrily.
Flavio: *gulp* Okay, you win. Let’s go. Wait, where do you want to go?
Knife Guy: Keelhaul Key.
Flavio: I was just going there. Let’s go!
They go to his ship and see Bobbery.
Snifit 1: Crud!
Flavio: What are you waiting for?
They get onboard.
Bobbery: Do I know those three?
Flavio: Of course not, now let’s go.
They set sail.
X-Naut: Grodus, the Snifits have sailed away… Got it.
CHAPTER 5: THE EVIL COORPERATION!
Day 1
Snifit 1: Are we there yet?
Flavio: No.
Day 2
Snifit 2: Are we there yet?
Flavio: No.
Day 3
Snifit 3: Are we there yet?
Flavio: NO!
Day 4
Snifits; Are we there yet?
Flavio: @#$% NO!
Day 5
Snifits: Are we there yet?
Flavio @#$%^^&$##%#$!
Bobbery: We’ve arrived.
Flavio: Finally!
They get off the boat.
Flavio: How’s it going, Pa-Patch?
Pa-Patch: Things have changed. There’s a factory here!
Flavio: WHAT?! A factory, here?
Pa-patch: Yeah, two green guys came here and decided to build a factory.
Flavio: Huh? You, Snifits, investigate this so-called factory.
Snifit 1: Sure thing, Flavio.
The Snifits go into the jungle.
Snifit 2: Being here reminds me of Jade Jungle.
Snifit 3: I wonder what Lava Piranha is doing.
Grate Guy: You can have your memories later.
Doopliss: Yeah, we need to find that Golden Plunger.
Lord Crump: Well I’ll be. That Golden Plunger is right ahead.
Macho Grubba: Full speed ahead.
They walk ahead.
Spiketail: Yipes! Putrid Piranha.
Snifit 3: What are you scared of?
Spiketail: You’re right.
Spiketail breathes fire at them and then the whole jungle catches fire.
Snifit 2: This situation brings back memories.
Dodo: JUST RUN!!!
They run at full speed until they crash into something.
Dodo: ? Why is there a factory here?
Grate Guy: Forget that, just get in!
Knife Guy: It’s locked!
Macho Grubba: Falcon Punch!
Macho Grubba punches the doors away and they quickly enter the factory.
Lord Crump: ! The Golden Plunger is somewhere in this factory!
Doopliss: But where could it be?
Snifit 3: We’ll have to inspect the factory.
The Snifit group run around and see soda bottles.
Snifit 1: Why would perfectly good bottles be lying around here?
The Snifit group continue the “tour” around the factory. They come by a door that says Cutting Room. They enter the door and see Chucklehuck berries. They continue through the place and see Cortez cutting the berries quickly and nicely.
Knife Guy: What in the world?
Cortez: ! INTRUDERS! MUST NOT LET THEM PASS!
Knife Guy: I’ll handle this.
Grate Guy: Be careful, bro. This guy looks tough.
Knife Guy 28/28
VS
Cortez 30/30
Cortez slashes at Knife Guy. Knife Guy blocks with his knife. Knife Guy slashes at Cortez, who dodges and slashes him back. Knife Guy slashes but Cortez blocks perfectly. Cortez cuts his knife but Knife Guy pulls out butcher knives. Knife Guy slashes and throws his butcher knife. Cortez dodges but doesn’t notice that he used Kniferang. It hits Cortez two times. Cortez grabs Knife Guy with his hook. Knife Guy slashes at the hook and his butcher knife gets broken. Cortez launches him away. Cortez slashes at him but Knife Guy quickly dodges. He slashes at his Cortez’s spine. Cortez throws Knife Guy’s other butcher knife. Cortez stabs Knife Guy and launches him away again.
Knife Guy 12/28
VS
Cortez 15/30
Knife Guy pulls out samarai swords. Cortez slashes at him and Knife Guy blows his sword away. Knife Guy slashes at his face. Cortez bites Knife Guy. Knife Guy slashes his hook away. Cortez throws one of his samarai swords with his saber. Knife Guy throws at him and it hits him right in the face and back. Cortez destroys Knife Guy’s samarai sword. Knife Guy pulls out a flame sword.
Dodo: Where did you get all that?
Knife Guy: Don’t ask, ugh.
Cortez slashes at him while Knife Guy was talking. Knife Guy charges at him. Cortez slashes but Knife Guy jumps up and slashes at him. Cortez destroys his sword again. Knife Guy charges at him but Cortez just laughs. Knife Guy jumps up and slashes his head off.
Grate Guy: 0_0 Woah, where did you get that Master Sword?!
Knife Guy: Ebay.
Cortez explodes.
Battle Over. The Snifit group wins 20 Star Points.
Cortez: Huh? What happened?
Snifit 3: Hey, why is there a small plant there?
Lord Crump: ! That’s a Floro Sprout!
Cortez: What happened? I can’t remember a thing.
Snifit 3 puts a nametag on Cortez that says Cortez.
Cortez: What in the?
Snifit 3: Your strength is impressive and now you are forced to join us.
Cortez: No way you little BLAHAHHAGAHGAHAGAHGAH!!!
Snifit 2: Resistance is useless! You will feel internal pain until you agree to join us!
Cortez: WHAT?! Grr. Ugh, fine.
CORTEZ JOINS YOUR PARTY!
Cortez: Those jerks. Whoever brainwashed me will pay.
Doopliss: Well then, let’s move!
They continue the search and see some more Chucklehuck berries. They continue over a conveyer belt and see a huge hole leading up.
Macho Grubba: How do we get up there?
Snifit 2: The Snifit way.
30 minutes later…
Grate Guy: I’m telling you, this wooden rocket ship ain’t going nowhere!
Snifit 3: Shut up!
Snifit 1 throws a match at the fuse.
Doopliss: Snifits, no!
Everyone except the Snifits: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The ship takes off and they make it up and the ship explodes.
Snifit 1: That was fun!
They continue down the trail and see a door that says “BOSS ROOM!”
Snifit Group: *gulp*
The Snifit group enter the place and see Bubbles telling jokes to his soda, as well as Boodle.
Boodle: ! Who are you?
Snifit 3: Who are you?
Bubbles is now seen stirring the soda with the Golden Plunger.
Doopliss: Hey, give us that plunger!
Bubbles: NEVER! This plunger makes our soda even more irresistible.
Boodle: Yeah, and you have freed our slave.
Cortez: I am no one’s slave!
Snifit 3: Shut up, slave!
Snifit 3 pushes the button.
Cortez: BLAGAHGAHAGHAGAHAGA!!! I hate my afterlife.
Grate Guy: How did this all happen?
Bubbles: I will tell you. I wanted to expand my production. Me and my brother Boodle traveled to Keelhaul Key to build a factory.
Boodle: When we traveled through the jungle we spotted a shiny plunger. We used this thing to stir the soda because we forget our old stirrer. BUT when we tasted it was delicious.
Bubbles: We knew of the pirate Cortez and that he was excellent at cutting stuff.
Boodle: We ordered some Floro Sprouts and during the night we stuck one onto his skull.
Bubbles: But now that you’re here we are going to destroy you!
Knife Guy: What are you doing this for?
Bubbles and Boodle: MONEY!
Snifit 1: I can’t resist a fight!
Bubbles: HA! We’ve heard stories of you before. This time it will be 3 VS 3! Rise, Chuckolater!
The Chuckolater comes out of nowhere.
Bubbles: Now we will see which team is stronger!
Boodle: After we defeat you we will turn you into slaves!
Bubbles: Bon appetite!
Snifit 1 30/30
Snifit 2 28/28
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
Bubbles 30/30
Boodle 50/50
Chuckolater 90/90
Bubbles high-jump-kicks Snifit 1. Snifit 2 uses Lightning Orb on Boodle. Chuckolater takes the hit instead. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot on Chuckolater. Chuckolater gets stunned. Bubbles see this and takes out the Golden Plunger. Snifit 1 shoots it away. Boodle tackles Snifit 1 away. Snifit 2 uses Gunk Shot everywhere. The Chuckolater gets out a shield. Snifit 2 shoots bullets at the shield. Bubbles uppercuts Snifit 1.
Snifit 1: How could an old man be so tough?
Snifit 2 glows as if he broke a Smashball. Boodle tackles him before he can use an attack. Snifit 3 uses Bolt on Boodle.
Bubbles: Woah, hold up. How about a 1 VS 1 at a time?
Snifit 3 : Sure.
Snifit 1: I’ll take on Chuckolater.
Snifit 2: You and me, Bubbles.
Snifit 3: Boodle, you’re going down!
Snifit 3 27/27
VS
Boodle 45/50
Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot everywhere. Bubbles rolls towards Snifit 3 but goes out of control. Snifit 3 shoots a Bullet Bill and Boodle gets hurt. He turns back into his Yoshi egg form again and rolls. Snifit 3 dodges but Boodle turns around and hurts him. Snifit 3 runs toward him but he trips. Boodle rolls toward him. Snifit 3 uses Bolt and Boodle gets stopped. Boodle does a ground pound. Snifit 3 gets hit by the shockwave. Boodle runs towards him but goes slowly because of the Gunk. Snifit 3 shoots another Bullet Bill. Boolde gets angry and throws Yoshi eggs.
Snifit 3: Where did -woah!- you -OW!- get these -oof!- Yoshi -ow!- eggs?!
Boodle keeps shooting Yoshi eggs. Snifit 3 glows and uses Bullet Rain. Boodle gets hit with lots of bullets. Boodle runs toward him and he jumps high into the air. Snifit 3 uses Bolt. He gets hit in midair. He falls on Snifit 3.
Bubbles: NO! NO! NO! Grr!
Snifit 3 9/27
VS
Boodle 13/50
Boodle throws more Yoshi eggs. Snifit 3 gets hit by multiple shots. Snifit 3 eats a Hot Shroom. Snifit 3 +15 HP. Boodle runs into him. He grabs him and tosses him into the air. He jumps up and Snifit 3 quickly uses Bolt on Boodle.
Bubbles: ARG! This is not good...! Hey Chuckolater, psss psss.
Boodle ground pounds Snifit 3 to the ground. Snifit 3 kicks Boodle but there is no effect. Boodle high-jump-kicks him. Snifit 3 goes up. Boodle goes up too. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot. Boodle can’t see and crashes into a wall. Snifit 3 shoots a Bullet Bill. Boodle faints.
Bubbles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Chuckolater: !!! !!! !!!
Snifit 2: A what now?
Chuckolater slashes at him. Snifit 2 dodges and uses Gunk Shot. Bubbles Triple Kicks Snifit 2. Snifit 1 shoots a Bullet Bill.
Snifit 3: Hey man, what about 1 on 1?
Bubbles: I lied!
Snifit 1 18/30
Snifit 2 22/28
Snifit 3 8/27
VS
Bubbles 25/30
Chuckolater 85/90
Chuckolater takes out his shield. The Snifits combine into Mega Snifit. They shoot a Banzai Bill. The Chuckolater puts on his shield. The shield breaks and he only takes 10 damage. Bubbles kicks Mega Snifit and he transforms back. Chuckolater slashes Snifit 3. Snifit 3 uses Gunk Shot. Chuckolater gets stunned. Bubbles grabs Snifit 3 and hurls him away. Snifit 3 faints. Snifit 2 uses Bullet Rain. Bubbles and Chuckolater get hit. Bubbles Dynamic Punches Snifit 2. Snifit 1 punches Bubbles. Bubbles hits the wall. Bubbles gets back up and uses High-Jump-Kick. The Snifits dodge and Bubbles hits the floor and doesn’t even move. Snifit 2 pokes him and Bubbles immediately faints. Chuckolater gets mad and uses Night Slash. Both Snifits get hit. Chuckolater uses Psycho Cut. The Snifits get hit. They Gunk Shot him. Chuckolater melts into the ground. He pops back up and munches on Snifit 2. Snifit 3 quickly shocks Chuckolater and spits out Snifit 2. Chuckolater +12 HP. Snifit 2 faints.
Snifit 1 8/30
VS
Chuckolater 62/85
Snifit 1 eats a Roast Shroom. Snifit 1 +15 HP. Chuckolater sinks into the ground. Snifit 1 Gunk Shots the floor. Chuckolater comes out stunned. Snifit 1 takes the opportunity and shoots a Bullet Bill. Chuckolater gets hit. Chuckolater uses Guillotine. Snifit 1 ducks and Chuckolater smashes into the wall. Snifit 1 blasts the wall. Chuckolater bites onto Snifit 1. Snifit 1 eats a Volt Shroom. Chuckolater is getting electrified. Chuckolater spits him out. Chuckolater slashes at him. His sword hits him and Chuckolater still gets electrified. Snifit 1 uses bolt. The Bolt gets 2x power and Chuckolater takes massive damage. Chuckolater smashes his sword on the ground and soda erupts form the ground and Snifit 1 gets hit. Chuckolater breathes out poisonous soda. Snifit 1 gets poisoned.
Snifit 1 1/30
Poison 2 Electric 2
VS
Chuckolater 24/85
Snifit 1 takes out a Max Mushroom and regains all his HP. Chuckolaotor breathes out soda. Snifit 1 uses Bolt and the Bolt travels through the soda and the Chuckolater gets stunned. Snifit 1 gets hit by the soda. Snifit 1 gets back up and he gets hurt by the poison. Chuckolater jumps towards Snifit 1. Snifit 1 roll dodges and leaves a Bob-omb. Chuckolater gets hit. Chuckolater creates an earthquake. Snifit 1 gets sent up. Chuckolater jumps up and slams him down. Chuckolater gets hit by the electricity. Snifit 1 tackles him and Chuckolater gets hurt even more by the electricity. Chuckolaor slams him into the wall. Chuckolater approaches.
Snifit 1 4/30
VS
Chuckolater 7/85
Snifit 1 gets cornered and Chuckolater approaches. Snifit shoots a bolt and Chuckolater jumps up and Snifit 1 throws a Bob-omb, Chuckolater gets hit and starts to shrink.
Snifit 1: It’s about time! EEP!
Snifit 1 dodges the attack. Chuckolater rams towards him but he keeps missing. He finally rams him into a moldy 1-Up. Snifit 1 can’t take much more and gets hurt by his poison once more. Chuckolaotor jumps towards him and Snifit 1 quickly just throws a Bullet Bill but it is actually an Elec Bill.
Chuckolater: !!!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! Chuckolater explodes.
Battle Over. The Snifits +46 Experience points. Level Up. The Snifits learn Gunk Shot and Elec Bill.
Bubbles: No. I won’t forget this.
Boodle: Neither will I!
They both leave.
The Snifits see the Golden Plunger.
YOU GOT THE GOLDEN
PLUNGER!!!
END OF CHAPTER!
The Snifits have received the 5th Golden Plunger. Now with only 2 Plungers left and with the ghost pirate Cortez on their side, they can’t lose! Or can they?
Snifit 1: Let’s blow this dump!
Snifit 2: Cortez you will come along!
Cortez: Wha?
Snifit 3: Silence, you will do what I say!
Cortez: I can take shocking!
Grate Guy: You can take what we earn on the adventure.
Cortez: Fine amigos, but do not take my treasure.
Snifits: Treasure?
Cortez: Never mind.
They continue and see something in the distance.
Knife Guy: What’s over the-
BOOOOM!
Knife Guy: Yipes!
The X-Naut ship arrives.
Grodus: Gak Gak Gak!
Lord Crump: YIPES!
Grodus: Good work, Crump, bringing me those five Golden Plungers.
Spiketail: For your info, he’s with us!
Grodus: Join me again, Crump! We can rule this world!
Lord Crump: NO! It’s payback time!
Grodus: You’ll wish you joined me again once I blow that island to smithereens!
Macho Grubba: We’re trapped!
Cortez: Not yet! I have my own ship, we can use it to get there!
Snifits: We’re still tired from that last battle.
Partners: WE CAN TAKE HIM!
Snifits: Okay gang, then let’s go!
Cortez calls his ship and they set sail toward Grodus.
Grodus: Gak Gak Gak! Those fools are falling for my trap. Quick, open fire!
X-Naut: ! Dude, I mean sir, we forgot the cannon. All we brought was the robot.
Grodus: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Grodus zaps his X-Naut, killing him.
X-Naut: Why would you do that?
Grodus: Shush!
X-Naut: ! THEY’RE RIGHT IN FRONT OF USSSSSSSS!!!
Grodus: Wha?
Cortez’s ship rams them.
Doopliss: Ready to give up?
Grodus: No, it is you who will give up!
Dodo: We have you cornered!
Knife Guy: Now let’s fight!
Grodus: No, it is him who will fight you.
Partners: Huh?
Grodus points to a giant box with an X across it.
Partners: … What’s that?
Grodus: The exterminator!
Grodus pushes a button. Hands come out of the box. One is holding a scepter like Grodus has. A spring comes out of the bottom of the box. Evil eyes come from the top of the box.
Grodus: This is the X Bot! Now prepare to lose!
Partners: BRING IT!!!
Grate Guy 35/35
Knife Guy 33/33
Dodo 40/40
VS
X Bot 75/75
Scepter 25/25
Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. The X Bot uses Meteor Swarm. It beats the Meteor Blast and hits the partners. Knife Guy throws his knife and it hits the Scepter. Dodo jumps up and bodyslams the Scepter. The X Bot shoots lightning out. They dodge the attack. The X Bot sends out a blizzard. Grate Guy and Knife Guy freeze. Dodo doesn’t since he’s fat. Dodo uses Multi Peck on the Scepter. The Scepter starts to crack. The X Bot throws out fire. It hits Dodo for critical damage. Dodo uses the fire to power Flare Blitz. The Scepter is hit and it cracks more. The X Bot shoots more fire but this time Dodo dodges it. He flies up and swoops into the Scepter, destroying it. Dodo switches out and Spiketail appears.
Grate Guy 18/35
frozen 1
Knife Guy16/33
frozen 1
VS
X Bot 75/75
Spiketail unfreezes his comrades. The X Bot jumps high into the air and slams onto the ship. The ship rocks and they lose their balance.
Grodus: Be careful, X Bot, you or the ship could sink!
Partners: !
The X Bot shoots more lightning and Knife Guy throws his knife and the knife absorbs it. Knife Guy grabs it and strikes the X Bot. The X Bot gets electrified. The X Bot grabs Knife Guy and starts beating him up. Grate Guy uses Meteor Blast. It hits the X Bot. The X Bot grabs him. Spiketail rushes forward and uses Spiketail on the arms. The Bot lets go of the Guys. The X Bot uses Blizzard. Spiketail falls down on the floor. The X Bot jumps into the air. He falls down and Spiketail dodges it as he uses Spiketail on the spring. The X Bot starts to lose its balance. Grate Guy kicks his ball towards him and the X Bot trips and falls into the water. It gets electrified a lot and it quickly jumps back up. It grabs all the partners and shocks them. Still wet, they get shocked as badly as the X Bot did. Grate Guy and Knife Guy faint.
Spiketail 5/30
VS
X Bot 50/75
Lord Crump and Doopliss come out. Lord Crump calls his Magnus Von Grapple. The X Bot takes a Giant Ax out of nowhere. It slices at Lord Crump. Lord Crump grabs onto the Ax. Doopliss turns into a Fat Guy and shakes the ship. The X Bot starts to lose its balance. Spiketail uses Spiketail on the spring again. The X Bot falls down but takes the Magnus Von Grapple with it. The X Bot and Lord Crump in his machine get electrified. The Magnus explodes but the X Bot jumps out quickly. Lord Crump faints. The X Bot jumps and squishes Doopliss. Spiketail rushes over there. The X Bot grabs him and slams him into the ground. Spiketail faints. Doopliss transforms into a Boo to escape. The X Bot’s arm turns into a Poltergust 3000.
Doopliss: Oh, what the @#-
Doopliss gets sucked in. Dodo and Cortez come out.
Dodo 10/40
Cortez 30/30
VS
X Bot 30/75
The X Bot slashes at Cortez but Cortez blocks with his swords. Dodo makes a shockwave. The boat rocks a little. Dodo keeps jumping up and down and the Bot starts shaking. Cortez blocks perfectly and throws the Bot overboard. The X Bot gets shocked more and it jumps onto Cortez. The X Bot looks all broken and in bad shape, and now its metal is rusted.
Grodus: ! OH NO! I’ve got to help it!
Grubba comes out and punches Grodus.
Grubba: I’ll keep him busy! Ugh.
The X Bot uses Meteor Blast. Cortez takes the hit for Dodo. Dodo eats a Shroom Roast. Dodo +15 HP. The X Bot slashes at Cortez. Cortez blocks but he destroys all his swords.
Cortez: ! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
The X Bot slashes his head off and squishes it. Dodo gets angry and rams him on his spring. It almost loses its balance. It throws fire at Dodo. Dodo starts taking the hits.
Grubba: OW! I can’t distract him much more! I know you can do it!
Dodo gets angrier. Dodo starts to run even with all the pain. He runs even faster. The X Bot breathes more fire but BAM! Dodo hits the X Bot and it almost falls. Dodo runs again and he goes through the machine. The X Bot falls down and implodes.
Grodus: ! What?!
Macho Grubba: FALCON PUNCH!!!
Grodus gets hit and gets knocked out.
Battle over. The Snifits win 42 Star Points.
X-Naut: ! Oh crud. Um. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!
The X-Nauts leave quickly.
Cortez: We won, amigos. Now let’s set sail!
Snifits: Right!
Saving. Saved.