Chapter 5: Freezeezy-Peak Peek Rescue
Mario: Well, that was a good chapter!
Ludwig: Yeah, let’s go get that Jiggy stuck in the Grunty statue! I found the switch to open it.
Mario and friends go into the statue and take their Jiggy. After that they walk to their next goal, but get stopped by another Note Door
John-the-Wise Door: Young Mario-san, I request 140 Notes.
Mario: Here you go!
Joe-the-Wise-Door: Thank you, may your journey-
Kazooie: Yeah yeah, get on with the scene!
Mario and the gang walk through the door and find a big walk way, one part of it going to the right toward a desert world, and another to the left toward part of the lair that is covered in ice
Mario: Which way should we go?
Kazooie: Well, knowing Grunty, I say the icy world! The desert must be a trick, so we should go through later!
Mario: Okay then, to the ice world it is!
Mario finds in the ice room a puzzle that needs 5 Jiggies and puts them in, opening the portal to the ice world.
Mario appears on top of a small hill with 5 Notes around him. After picking them up he finds an igloo, and Mario and the gang walks in
Mario: Hello? Anybody here?
Ludwig: Doesn’t look like anybody’s here.
???: Wait! I am here!
A fat bear comes out of a room
Boggy: I’m Boggy the bear! I’m sorry if I didn’t answer before. My family went out to a carnival, ‘til they return, I have to guard the house...
Kazooie: Anyway, do you have a Jiggy?
Boggy: No, I used to have one, but some new guy came in with a friend and rounded up all ten Jiggies in this world.
Kazooie: WHAT?! That jerk! I bet ya he took all the Notes too!
Boggy: He actually turned all the Notes here into ten Big Notes that turn back into ten each when you get them. This new guy hates us here.
Mario: I bet you it was Lemmy Koopa, the evil turtle!
Ludwig: Yeah, even Lemmy the webmaster doesn’t deserve that name.
Boggy: Turtle? It’s a snowman from an odd game called Donkey Kong Country 3. His name is Grand High Master Bleak.
Kazooie: Well, where is he?
Boggy: Over outside in his huge snowfort.
Mario, Kazooie, and Ludwig look outside and see a huge snowman with a broom
Ludwig: Jeeze, is that Bleak or is that the fort?
Boggy: The fort, he likes snowmen-shaped forts.
Mario: I say if the Notes were turned into 10 big pieces, then let’s look around for them before we enter to the snowman fort-
Boggy: Actually, everything is inside the fort. If you get all the Jiggies and Notes, I might have a surprise for you guys!
Mario: That sounds okay to me!
Mario and the Gang walk out of the igloo and down the hill. They see a big snowman, and walk inside and see a big hallway.
Mario: Wow, this place is huge!
Kazooie: Yeah, in Banjo-Kazooie we didn’t get to go in. I never knew what was inside!
Ludwig: Look over there! Management!
They walk over to the management desk and meet with a small snowman.
Bleakling: Greetings, weary travelers! Welcome to the Snow Inn! Would you like to stay the night here?
Mario: Um, sure!
Bleakling: Great! That will be ten Huge Notes! I guess to you guys, it’s worth 5,000 notes outside of this world!
Mario: WHAT?!
Kazooie: Grr, they’re worth 10 Notes each! And can’t you take anything else here?
Bleakling: Listen, I don’t think you would like to mess with Bleak, he does hate haters around here. But I guess I could let you sleep outside and in the lovely Snow Hotel Sewers!
Mario: You said this was an inn.
Bleakling: Did I say that? I meant it’s Dark Koopa’s studio!
Ludwig: And now you say it’s a studio, what is it?!
Bleakling: Um, um, I forgot, but Memory Bleakling can help out!
Memory Bleakling: It’s a fort, remember?
Bleakling: Curse you! You were supposed to tell a different story!
Memory Bleakling: That’s a job for Lie Bleakling!
Kazooie: And kicking butts is a job for me! You’d better show us your boss now! Or I will put the P in PAIN!!!
Ludwig: Well, they aren’t listening, but look over there, a door full of spikes on it! Let’s go in!
Mario: Well, I guess we have no other choice.
Mario and the Gang go into the door. The Bleaklings see this and press a button under their desks
Mario: Curses! They saw us!
Kazooie: Look at this whole world within!
It is a huge fort. They are on the first floor, which looks like the first boss level in SMB.
???: Halt! Who passes!
Mario: Me, Mario; and my friends, Kazooie and Ludwig.
???: Well I am Bleaker, the scientific side of Bleak, and I will ask you a quiz of wisdom!
Ludwig: I think I should go, science is my thing!
Bleaker: Question one, 45+621= ? A hint, it is a beastly number!
Ludwig: 666, next Q please!
Bleaker: Fine, 2x+3=32x-4? X equals?
Ludwig: X equals -9/2.
Bleaker: Holy crud, fine then, The, Meaning, of, Life?
Ludwig: It’s to live and make something of yourself, that all?
Bleaker: You are too smart! Take the Note!
Bleaker gives up one of the 10 Notes.
Mario: Good job, Ludwig!
Ludwig: Thanks, it was amateur at best.
Mario: Let’s go to the next floor!
Mario and the Gang run across the bridge and touch the button, making Bleaker fall into a pot of boiling ice, (I don’t know how that is possible.) They head into another room that looks like SMB2’s final boss room.
Block: Me am Block! Me give test of Power!
Kazooie: Well you seem dumb, but I like power! I’ll take it!
Block: Fine, test is carry this thing!
A big rubber ball with a star falls onto Kazooie.
Block: Ha, little birdie, you could not try to car-
Kazooie comes up and lifts the big rubber ball.
Kazooie: I did it!
Block: GRAGGH! How dare you? Here is the Note!
Block gives up the Note and Kazooie takes it and finds a turnip on the ground and throws that into Block’s mouth, killing him and making a door to the next level.
Mario: is it just me, or after all the tests do we have to kill the Bleaks like I did in my old games?
Ludwig: Yeah, it’s a little odd.
They walk into a room with the ground as a bunch of blocks, and see another Bleak.
Blink: Heytheremarioimblinkandthisisthetestofcourageandspeed. Icameheretoseeifyouhavegutsandspeed,whichofyouwilltakethetest?
Mario: I will take the test!
Blink: Greatmynameisblinkforareasonyaknow!
Blink runs around Mario and then disappears.
Mario: Let’s see, he is around somewhere... He is full of speed, but here in the castle, are there any danger spots?
Ludwig: Remember the background in the battle with Bowser in SMB3!
Mario: Oh yeah! I remember!
Mario goes to the background, looks at a Bowser statue, moves it, and sees a skinny snowman
Blink: Huh? How is that possible?
Mario: Not so fast and brave, are you, now?
Blink: Well, I have to give you this Note.
Blink gives up a Note, then goes to the battlefield and ground pounds the blocks and falls through.
Mario: Next level!
Kazooie: Hmm... We went through Wisdom, Power, and Courage... Seem familiar?
Mario: Yep, next will be, well um, I don’t know!
Mario and the Gang go through the door and go outside, and see a Super Mario World final boss level.
Mario: Here we go!
All 3 types of Bleaks merge into one Bleak.
Bleak: Grr... I am Bleak, Lord of the Snow. I am surprised that you made it here, passing my three main forms. Unfortunately, I will have to kill you in a snowball fight!
Mario: But this is SMW! It’s supposed to be you in a copter!
Bleak: Great idea!
Bleak summons snow to be formed into a snowball version of the Clown Chopper.
Bleak: Well, best of luck to you!
BOSS BATTLE?!!: Bleak the Snow King
Bleak rides around in the Chopper and throws five snowballs at Mario and Ludwig, hitting Mario one time but not hitting Ludwig.
Mario: I hope he throws something we can throw back!
Bleak: Yeah right, I am not stupid! I only throw snowballs!
Ludwig: Hey Mario! What if I used some of my magic to help you out?
Ludwig makes two Bob-ombs and gives them to Mario, who throws them at Bleak, hitting him and making part of his Chopper blow out.
Bleak: Hey now, nobody likes that!
Bleak flies up and then throws 10 icy fireballs at Mario. Ludwig, and Kazooie, hitting Mario once, Kazooie twice, and Ludwig 3 times.
Ludwig: Here, I’m getting hurt. It’s a shame I don’t have healing powers, but I can add defense...
Ludwig gives Mario and blue shell and Kazooie a set of P Wings, and Ludwig hides in his shell and sends out 4 more Bob-ombs.
Mario: Well, let’s use this wisely!
Kazooie: I’ve got an idea, heeheehee!!!
Kazooie lifts up all the bombs. sets them to explode at the same time when they get hit, and then drops them into Bleak’s Chopper.
Bleak: What did that do? I got more ammo!
Kazooie: Not for long!
Kazooie puts Mario inside his blue shell and throws him into Bleak’s Chopper, hitting all the bombs and destroying the Chopper.
Mario: Mamamia...
Bleak: Ouch, Grraaaagggh! My anger is showing up! Come here, you stupid bird!
Kazooie: Nuh uh! Remember your weak spot!
Mario: Oh yeah! An odd circle on his scarf!
Mario Super Punches his scarf, killing him.
Bleak: Ha ha ha ha Ha HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHH!HH!GH!H!H
Bleak explodes in a fiery explosion.
Mario: I never understood why he laughed when he died in Donkey Kong County 3...
Ludwig: Wow, is everything all right? And look! Five Jiggies and a Note!
Mario: We got it! Now let’s get out of here and into the next door!
Kazooie: Aw, I thought we were going to be done!
Ludwig: We need the other five Jiggies and six more Notes.
Mario and the Gang walk into another room, which looks a lot like SM64’s final boss level.
Mario: Wonder what will happen?
Black: I am Black, the brother of Bleak. I am his darkest brother he looked up to... You will have to pass a test... of Evil!
Ludwig: I will go since I am the closest to evil!
Black: Good, I want you to… eat Pac-man cereal!
Ludwig: Oh DAD! Eating another company’s cereal instead of your own’s is pure evil!
Kazooie: Well, do it, Ludwig!!!
Ludwig eats the cereal, almost dieing, but survives and takes Black and throws him at a spiked snowball.
Black: Ouch! Well then, face this challenge too! Punch your own two loves!
A cardboard cutout of Karma and a chocolate bar come out of a stand, ready for punching.
Ludwig: Wow, you must be purely evil!
Black: Yes, yes I am!
Ludwig punches the cardboard cutouts.
Ludwig: I... am ready!
Black: EEK! Well then, destroy your own dignity by... singing Rick Astley!
Ludwig: NOOOOOOO!!!
Ludwig takes the lyrics and sings Never Gonna Give You Up, nearly killing himself, but he gets back up and throws Black into two more spiked snowballs, killing him and collecting another Note. Another door appears.
Kazooie: I got dibs on the next challenge!
An odd rooftop room appears and it is LM’s final boss stage.
Kazooie: Okay, what’s next?
Blooky: Boo! I am the test of sky-high scariness!!!
Kazooie: Let me guess, I’ve got to scare people?
Blooky: Yep! Let’s see how well you can do!
Blooky disappears and reappears right in front of Mario and Ludwig, making a scary Bowser face
Mario: Ahh! My enemy!
Ludwig: Ahh! My dad when he is angry!
Blooky: Your turn, Kazooie!
Kazooie: Watch this.
Kazooie stares at Mario and Ludwig angrily.
Kazooie: Which one of you took my @#% feathers?! There will be a price to pay!!!
Mario and Ludwig: HOLY SHROOMS AND KOOPA SHELLS!!!
Blooky: No! And to think, the younger brother of Bleak loses to these fools! But since I hate my brother, here is a reward!
Mario finds a vacuum and sucks Blooky into it. Blooky gives up a Note and an INF Fire Flower.
Blooky (inside Vacuum) It’s for any other kind of fight, it never runs out!
Mario: Thanks!
Mario and the Gang walk into yet another room. This one looks a lot like SMS’s final boss fight level.
Mario: My turn!
Bloak: G eet ngs, Ma io, I m Bloak, th Mast r of dis uise. I h de al of y wor s. Ca y u p ss the te t of defen e?
Mario: Sure can, Bloak!
Bloak: Gre t! I wil ha e to hi e my w rds a li tle be ter th n t is...
Bloak gives Mario 10 HP for the battle, then throws a Goomba at Mario, but Mario guards and it does no damage
Bloak: ood! Ou a e b tt r th I exp ct d...
Kazooie: He said, Good! You are better than I expected...
Mario: Thanks, I can barely understand him.
Bleak throws a Koopa shell at Mario and it hurts him by 2 damage, giving him 8 health left.
Mario: Ouch! I can do better!
Bleak: A d I c n hid b t r w ds t n h s...
Kazooie: And I can hide better words than this...
Bloak throws a Bob-omb at Mario. Mario guards this time, only getting hurt him by 2 damage.
Mario: Next one!
Bloak throws a Spike Top at Mario. Mario guards and it hurts him by one damage, giving him only 5 more health.
Mario: And the last one?
Bloak: W , T h l t e b s f t e a l!!!
Kazooie: Well, these shells are the best of them all!!!
Mario: Oh boy...
Bloak throws a Bowser shell, then a Ludwig shell, a Lemmy shell, a Roy shell, an Iggy shell, a Wendy shell, a Morton shell, a Larry shell, and a Bowser Jr. shell. Mario pulls out his INF Fire Flower and equips it. He throws 9 fireballs at each of the family shells. Only Bowser, Bowser Jr’s and Lemmy’s shells survive, hitting Mario by 5, 5, and another 5, but Mario used a def, boost. So they were reduced to one, zero, and one, giving Mario 2 HP left.
Bloak: !!!
Kazooie: WHAAT!!! I think that’s what he would say.
Bloak: Fine, I give up on word hiding, Your friend is too good at this game of words, and you are a true master of defense!
Mario: Thank you!
Mario goes around the stage and ground pounds the weak spots. It falls downwards into oblivion, but Mario finds a door and a Note. The Gang quickly run through the door.
Ludwig: I suppose it’s my turn next.
The Gang run into another room. This one looks like Donkey Kong’s final level.
Mario: And I suppose some other games were not good enough?
Blight: I am Blight! Smartest of the Bleak family, and yes, there are more Mario levels after this. Mario.
Mario: Cool.
Ludwig: What is the test?
Blight: Well it is simple, the test of Justice! All you have to do is judge these certain crimes reported by citizens!
Mario: Hey, I have a question! How did Bloak get his hands on Mario items?
Blight: ‘Cause, some odd little guy named Lemmy gave him the items.
Ludwig: Lemmy! Well anyway, how many crimes do I have to solve?
Blight: Just one, and I will give you the last of the Notes, at least the rest of the nine. Some guy next level has the last Note-
Ludwig: Give me the case! You sound like Morton!
Blight: If a snowman is driving at a simple 44.99 miles per hour and the speed limit is 45 miles per hours, how did he get a ticket?
Ludwig: This seems like an odd case... How did he get a tick- Wait, unless he was on the freeway and there is a law here stating that you have to go at the exact limit, then you were going under the limit, which must be illegal here!
Blight: Hahahahaha! How funny for an answer! Well, I’m afraid-
Snow Cop: Freeze, Blight!!! We know you were the guy who broke the law here, so hand over the Notes and show them the door to the next level, as we show you the greater side of justice!
Blight: Aw shoot! Come on, that is such a stupid law! Who made that one up?
Snow Cop: Bleak did.
Blight: CURSES!!! Fine, here are the 3 Notes, and the door...
The Gang take the 3 Notes, giving them a total of 9. They go to the last door as the Donkey Kong level falls down. They appear outside of the fort and on top of the snowman’s hat.
Mario: I am glad that we are done with such old battlegrounds! And Blight lied! There aren’t any more old Mario stages left!
Kazooie: Yeah, look! Who is that standing on a ball?
Mario and Ludwig: Lemmy...
Lemmy: Ha-hey guys! Sorry about this, but I am going to have to destroy you guys!
Mario: And how do you plan on doing that?
Lemmyw Waves a wand and makes a funny, familiar-looking snowman.
Lemmy: And check this bad boy’s power out. It’s my latest!
Lemmy waves his ice wand and the snowman turns into Bleak, but with no weak spot, and he is wearing a snow-made trenchcoat.
Bleak: Grrr! Who brought me back to life and made me this coat?
Lemmy: Me! Lemmy Koopa! I have to kill these guys and save a princess!
Bleak: Well than, you must be Lemmy, the guy who Grunty said that will help me. Well then, want to see something amazing, Lemmy?
Lemmy: Umm-
Bleak waves a wand of snow and fuses Lemmy and himself to make... BLEAKY! He is the shape of a snowman but has Lemmy’s kind of eyes and hair and is standing on a big snowball.
Bleaky: Are you ready to face true death?
KOOPALING BOSS BATTLE!!!: Bleaky the Snow Freak
Bleaky: Take this power, Mario!!!
Bleaky waves his wand and summons a snowball gun. He then uses it to fire at the Gang, but he only hits the sky and misses each round he tries to shoot Mario.
Bleaky: Curse this mini pistol! Time for more heavy artillery!
He waves his wand again and makes a bazooka and tries to shoot Mario, and he hits him and knocks him off of the battle fort.
Bleak: And now to deal with you! Pesky Koopa, to think, you messed up Iggy, but you won’t mess up me!
Ludwig: But you killed Mario! Bad guys are not supposed to win!
Bleaky: Let’s see what this Koopa half of me’s new powers are-
Mario comes back up because Kazooie saved him and flew him onto the top of the fort.
Bleaky: You were supposed to fall into the icy water! Maybe I need to get rid of the bird!
Bleak waves his wand again and makes a mini Bleakling, but Ludwig waves his wand and throws fire at the snowman, melting him.
Ludwig: Hey Mario! Remember your Flower? Maybe this is the time to use it!
Mario: Okay!
Mario pulls out his INF Fire Flower and becomes Fire Mario. He throws a fireball at Bleaky and melts his bazooka.
Bleaky: Shoot! Curse that fire power! Time to destroy you, pesky goody two-shoes!
Bleaky splits up and becomes Bleak, and throws Lemmy’s ball at Mario.
Lemmy: Hey! My ball! Why?!
Lemmy waves his wand and makes another ball, which Bleak throws again
Bleak: Sorry kiddo, but I need something non-icy to throw at Mario!
Lemmy: Let me roll on my ball, and here, a rubber ball gun.
Lemmy waves his wand and makes a gun like the Poltergust 3000 except it shoots out rubber balls. He tries to shoot Mario, but misses and Mario throws a fireball at Bleak’s scarf, which shows his weak spot again.
Bleak: Uh oh... Um, Lemmy? You wanted to show Mario your new power?
Lemmy: Oh yeah! Here goes my one-shot move!
Lemmy waves his wand again and then, his rubber ball becomes huge and all spiky. Lemmy is inside the Ball and he rolls over Mario and Ludwig.
Lemmy: I did it! I beat Mario!
Bleak: That’s good kid. Now, turn over the body to me or throw him off the battlefield!
Lemmy: Hey! I killed him! You did squat jack!
Bleak: Well, then, I will do it myself!
Just when Bleak picks up Mario and Ludwig, Lemmy taps Bleak on the shoulder
Bleak: What is it, kiddo?
Lemmy: Take this!
Lemmy Punches his scarf’s circle 5 times.
Bleak: Ha ha ha hahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAAARR!!RRRGG!GG!H!!!
Bleak explodes again and finally dies, as Lemmy finds thelast Note and the other five Jiggies.
Lemmy: Hmm, well, now what to do? If I show Grunty, she will just let Peach go after doing something with her beauty... and she might just be my enemy. Eh, I guess I could help out Mario since I liked the bad guy butt kicking!
NEW FRIEND ADDED!: LEMMY KOOPA!!!
Lemmy: Great, now what should I do?
Lemmy looks at Mario, Kazooie and Ludwig’s bodies. He takes them into a rubber ball and waves his wand, and he and the Gang fly off of the fort and into Boggy’s house.
Mario: (faintly) Huh... I remember a battle, but I died a spiky death...
Boggy: So Lemmy, what happened?
Lemmy: I beat them in a battle with a spiky ball, but Bleak was going to really kill them. I punched him on his scarf spot and he laughed and exploded. He creeped me out!
Boggy: Wow, and then I suppose you felt bad and became a good guy and helped the heroes out?
Lemmy: HEY! I’M NO BAD GUY- Oh wait, that’s right! Yeah, I guess I felt like doing better!
Mario: Huh? So does that mean we have another friend?
NEW FRIEND- HEY, I DID THIS ALREADY!
Lemmy: Yep!
Ludwig: Thanks for saving us, Brother! What was that attack you wanted to show us?
Lemmy: What?! You mean you don’t remem- Aw forget it, I’ll show you when the time comes...
Ludwig: Well excuse me if I don’t remember that you knocked us out with something...
Lemmy: Go read the text up a few lines, then!
Ludwig: Oh, that’s how you beat us! Nice job!
Mario: So what is our next destination?
Lemmy: I dunno, I thought I was done now!
Mario: Hey! You are on the team now, you have to help us!
Lemmy: Okay then, I did find these puzzle things and a note thing.
Kazooie: Hey, that’s the last five Jiggies! And the other note! Speaking of which, what is the surprise that we get now that we’ve got everything?
Boggy: Here, it’s from my family to remind me how "cool" they are, but I feel it can help you out more!
Boggy hands an INF Ice Flower to Mario.
Mario: Cool! How do we turn the Notes into 100 normal Notes?
Lemmy: Let me try!
Lemmy tries to break the Notes into 100 separate Notes, but fails. Then he pulls out his wand and zaps them. They breaks into 100 Notes.
Mario: All right! Let’s get out of this world and to the next one!
The Gang walk out of the igloo and into the portal.
Meanwhile...
Grunty: Grrr... Another has joined his quest. Who will go next and be the best?
Roy: I thought we all decided that Morton and Karma would go, but we can’t find Karma!
Larry: Bad news, Kamek says he has no more powers left. He was going to transport Karma here but Luigi got transported here instead...
Luigi: Hi!
Wendy: I say we use him to scare Mario!
Larry: Ooh! Good idea, Wendy! Maybe if we threaten to kill Luigi, he will give up and order Lemmy and Ludwig to come back!
Roy: But what about the bird?
Grunty: Well then, if the plan works, then I will take the bird and do the worst!
Morton: All right then, next stop for me, desert world!!!
The Koopalings tie up Luigi and throw him into a bag, which Morton takes as he enters the desert world
Yet another chapter is completed. It seems Lemmy had a change of heart and joined the good guys. Hey, I said I couldn’t put all the Koopalings into a good guy role, just some of them. Anyway, I am pretty sure the next chapter will be harder than the last one- yes, harder than facing old memories. Prepare to enter into the next chapter!