Chapter 34: Larry’s Time to Shine!
Larry: Ah, it feels good to be out of that room!
Dodo (from inside the room) Hey! The mini-fridge is empty!
Larry: Not my problem!
Larry goes to the main lobby and sees a bright light coming from the ceiling.
Larry: Ohh! Pretty lights!
Larry looks up.
Larry: THE LIGHT! IT BURNS!
Larry is teleported in a cloudy place with five towers. Larry also has wings on his Mohawk.
Larry: What is this place?
Larry doesn’t really know how to fly so he does a nosedive into the smallest tower.
Larry: Ow... Hey, a switch!
Larry presses the switch and a nearby block that was transparent becomes solid.
Voice: Congrats! All the ? Blocks are solid!
Larry: DAD? Is that you?
Jelly Jiggler: Nope, just me. Bye now!
Jelly Jiggler pushes Larry off the tower. Larry appears back at the lobby.
Larry: Ow... Wait, I didn’t get the eight Red Coins!
Lemmy suggested I skip those kinds of missions.
Larry: Oh.
Larry walks upstairs and sees a door with a Star on it.
Larry: Ooh! Star!
Larry uses his nose hairs to break the door down.
Voice: Uh, the door wasn’t locked.
Larry: Stop following me, Jelly Jiggler!
Jelly Jiggler: Sorry...
Larry enters the hall and sees a portrait of Peach.
Larry: Huh, maybe there’s a Peach world!
Larry runs to
enter the painting but is stopped by an invisible wall. The floor opens
under him and he falls in.
Chapter 35: The Plot! It’s about time too!
Larry: AAAAAAAHHHHHhhhhhh...
Larry lands in a weird, dark world.
Larry: Ow! Where am I?
Voice: Hahaha! You have stepped into my trap! I-
Larry: Jelly Jiggler!
Jelly Jiggler: Sorry...
Larry: That gag is being overused! Go think about what you’ve done, Mister!
Jelly Jiggler: Yes sir...
Jelly Jiggler sulks away, and falls off the edge of the platform, screaming in pure terror.
Outside Peach’s Castle, a warp pipe appears and Torte and Apprentice pop out.
Torte: Achtung, my Apprentice. Ve shall be getting our revenge on zat idiot, Larry Koopa!
Apprentice: Uh, all right. What should we do as our revenge?
Torte: Uh... um... I shall get back to you on zat.
Apprentice: *sigh*
Back to Larry, he’s started running through the odd world he appeared in.
Larry: Ohh, fire!
Larry walks by a machine spitting fire, and leaps into it.
Larry: Wait, I forgot I’m not fireproof! AHHH!
Larry runs forward, screaming, and runs up a ramp before going out.
Larry: Ow... *sniffs* Mmm... I smell delicious!
Nearby Random Goomba: Ew.
Larry: Shut up.
Larry kicks the poor Goomba into the abyss below.
Nelson: Haw haw!
Larry runs by some crystals with Amps revolving around them. Larry runs into a few.
Larry: BLAGIDIBLABLAGADIAAG! End transmission!
Amp: That’s been overdone!
The Amp shocks Larry.
Larry: Ow!
Larry keeps going, killing any Goombas in his path. He goes up some stairs and sees a warp pipe.
Larry: Here we go, the boss of this area...
Larry jumps in and appears on a floating arena with Fawful! (He has his Mario and Luigi 3 style of appearance.)
Fawful: 1388... 1389... 1390...
Larry: What are you doing?
Fawful: Fawful is trying to count to infinity-
Buzz: AND BEYOND!
Buzz flies away.
Larry: Why are you here?
Fawful: Bowletta did the ordering of it! Eyahahaha!
Larry: That witch is still alive?!
Fawful: Indeed she is as the sun is purple!
Larry: The sun isn’t-
Fawful: SHUT UP!
Larry: Well, you’re a pretty lame boss.
Kanye West: Hey Fawful, you’re a great villain and I’m proud of you! But Giygas is the best villain of all time!
Larry and Fawful: BEAT IT!
Kanye West explodes.
Larry: Excellent. Now, let’s fight!
The two idiots charge at each other but miss and run past each other.
Larry: Oops.
Larry sends two nose hairs at Fawful. Suddenly they’re unmoving while on a battle background. Larry looks like he’s been whacked while Larry is in a fighting pose.
Larry: *not moving his lips* SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: RUNNING PAST EACH OTHER IS SILLY!
Everything returns to normal.
Fawful: The name of the attack of hurtingness was stupid, like a cow wearing a tutu!
Larry: Ah, shut up!
Larry picks up a nearby spiked bomb and throws it at Fawful, who jumps over it.
Larry: Wait, how did I pick that up without it exploding?
Larry and Fawful shrug. They charge at each other again.
Larry: Larry Punch!
Fawful: Fawful Punchy!
Their fists collide, they then retract their fists and shake them.
Both: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
Fawful: Enough! I IZ FIRIN A LAZA OF MY OWN! BLAAAHHH!
Fawful fires a green Laza from his mouth at Larry.
Larry: BURNING HOT PAIN!
Larry launches nose hairs at Fawful. The same shtick happens like with the last attack.
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: THIS FIGHT IS FINISHED!
Fawful falls off the edge of the platform and grabs on with one hand.
Fawful: H-Help me!
Larry: No!
Fawful: Please...
Sappy music plays while Larry reaches for Fawful’s hand.
Larry: Fooled ya!
Larry kicks Fawful in the face and he falls to his doom. DOOM!
Fawful: Curse youuuuuu...
Fawful falls, and falls fast enough to catch up with Goomba and Jelly Jiggler.
Jelly Jiggler: Yo.
Fawful: *sigh* Dang.
A giant key appears and Larry collects it. He is warped back to the castle.
Larry: Victory!
Larry walks into a brown door and sees a Boo.
Larry: Die, ghost!
Boo: Eep!
The Boo flees and Larry gives chase. They end up in the Courtyard, which is full of Boos.
Boos: Die!
Larry: Look, a bird! *points up*
Boos: Where?!
The Boos look up and see the sun, then they all DIE!
Larry: Easy as pie.
Jelly Jiggler: Don’t you mean easy as jelly?
Larry: Stop stalking me!
Jelly Jiggler: Sorry...
Larry notices a cage.
Larry: A cage!
I don’t need an echo.
Larry: Whatever.
Larry approaches the cage and is sucked in.
Jelly Jiggler: Larry! I’ll save you!
Jelly Jiggler
charges at the cage but is sucked in as well.
Chapter 36: Larry’s Mansion! Wait...
Larry and Jelly Jiggler appear at a mansion.
Larry: Stop following me!
Jelly Jiggler: I’m sorry! It was an accident!
Larry: Well, you stay out here, while I go inside.
Jelly Jiggler: Aww...
Larry ditches Jelly Jiggler and goes inside the mansion.
Larry: This mansion isn’t so scary.
Boo: The only thing to watch here is Disney Channel.
Larry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Larry picks up a nearby TV and crushes the Boo with it.
Larry: Much better.
Larry goes into the next room, where there’s a piano.
Larry: That piano looks suspicious... somehow.
Larry approaches said piano and it comes to life!
Piano: CLANK! CLANK! CLANK! CLANK!
Larry: AAHHHH!!!
Larry sets the piano on fire and it dies!
Larry: That was scary...
Larry goes into the next room, which has a Boo family eating dinner.
Larry: Well... this is awkward... DIE!
Boos: Aaahhh!
The Boos flee. A rumbling is heard.
Larry: What the?
Larry goes back to the first room and sees a large Boo.
Big Boo: BOOOO!!!
Larry: ... You’re boring.
Big Boo: ...
Larry shines a flashlight in Big Boo’s face, killing him.
Big Boo: CURSE YOOOOUUUU!
A Power Star appears,
Larry collects it and reenters the cage.
Chapter 37: The Evil Merry-Go-Round... OOOOH! Scary!
Jelly Jiggler: Can I come with you? Wolves are chasing me.
A distant howling is heard.
Larry: No.
Larry leaves the sobbing... Jelly... thing, and enters a nearby shack and enters a room with a Merry-Go-Round.
Larry: Isn’t there an entire basement here? Where is everything?
Nearby Boo: Those rooms are pointless.
Larry: True.
Larry takes a flamethrower and burns all the Boos alive... or dead... whatever. Instead of Big Boo appearing again, Torte and Apprentice do.
Torte: Haha! You fool! You fell into ze trap!
Apprentice: What he said!
Larry: It wasn’t that much of a trap.
The chefs shrug in agreement.
Larry: By the way, who are you?
Torte: You don’t remember?!
Larry: No.
Apprentice: We fought in Marrymore, then in that factory.
Larry: Doesn’t ring a bell.
Torte: D’oh! Vell, ve shall kill you anyvay!
Larry: TAKE THIS!
Larry crushes the duo with a car.
Larry: ... That was easy!
A Power Star appears.
Larry collects it and reenters the level.
Chapter 38: Haunted Books! ... OOOOOOH!!! SCARY!
Larry notices Jelly Jiggler being gnawed on by wolves.
Larry: Hey Jelly Jiggler.
Jelly Jiggler: Hi... Please help me.
Larry: Too busy!
Larry enters the mansion as Jelly Jiggler is dragged away, screaming and kicking.
Larry: What’s new here in the mansion, Ted?
Ted (a Boo): Go to the library.
Larry: All right... Wait, how do we know each other?
The two share an awkward moment, then Larry goes up the stairs and enters the library.
Larry: Ew, libraries.
Harry Potter: Hey, I’m trying to study here!
Larry: Why are you here?
Harry Potter: Good question.
Harry Potter explodes and Larry continues on and sees three books jutting out from the shelves.
Larry: I guess this is a puzzle of some sort.
Larry pushes in a book, but another book appears and smashes into Larry’s head.
Larry: Ow...
Larry tries again
and gets it in the right order. The bookcase slides to reveal a door. Larry
enters the room and gets the Power Star. He warps and reenters.
Chapter 39: Saving Iggy!
Larry: What?! I gotta save Iggy already?
Jelly Jiggler’s head hops next to Larry.
Jelly Jiggler’s Head: Don’t worry, he will only do levels designed for Luigi in the game. Same thing with Culex and Wario. The rest of them are all yours.
Larry: Woohoo!
Jelly Jiggler’s Head: Can I come with you now?
Larry has already entered the mansion.
Larry: I’ll try upstairs.
Larry does so and enters a door. He is in a room that has a portrait of Captain Hook.
Captain Hook Painting: Blasted Peter Pan!
Larry: ... Weird.
Larry jumps in the painting and ends up in a maze-like world!
Voice: Can you find me? If you take a wrong turn-
Larry: Stop following m,e Jelly Jiggler!
Voice: I’m not Jelly Jiggler.
Larry: Sorry.
Larry enters a door and ends up back at the start.
Larry: D’oh!
Larry tries another door and enters a room filled with Boos!
Boos: We... can’t... move!
Larry: Idiots! The lot of you!
Larry passes through the Boos and enters a room with a bridge and a painting of a Boo and a hole above the painting.
Larry: That was easy.
Larry runs past the bridge. Torte and Apprentice enter the room and see Larry.
Torte: Kill!
The two run to get Larry but the bridge falls, along with them, into the abyss.
Larry: I thought I heard something...
Larry shrugs and enters the hole. He drops into a room with a giant mirror. He approaches the mirror and his reflection becomes Iggy!
Iggy: Help me!
Larry: Iggy! How’d you get in there?!
Iggy: No time, just help me!
Larry: I wonder...
Larry raises a fist, so does Iggy. Larry punches himself in the face, and so does Iggy. He does this repeatedly.
Larry: *punch* Quit hitting yourself! *punch* Quit hitting yourself! *punch* Quit hitting yourself!
Iggy: Stop it!
King Boo appears.
King Boo: BOOOOOOO!!!
Larry and Iggy: AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!
King Boo: Lighten up.
Larry: Kya! *karate chops King Boo on the forehead*
King Boo: Ow! Well that wasn’t very nice...
Larry: We’re fighting you, idiot!
King Boo: Oh.
King Boo spits blue fire at Larry, hitting him.
Larry: IT BUUURRRNS!
CDi Ganon: IT BUUURRRNS!
Larry launches nose hairs at King Boo.
Larry (as the nose hairs hit): Die! Die! Die! Die! Die! Die!
King Boo: I can’t die! I’m a ghost!
Larry: You’re right. I’ll just send you to Underwhere! Hehe, Underwhere...
King Boo takes off his crown and bashes it over Larry’s head a few times.
Larry: Ow! I need my head for thinking!
Iggy: Which you never do.
Larry: Shut up!
King Boo: Yeah, shut up, nerd.
King Boo makes an evil face at Iggy, scaring him Mute.
Iggy: ... !... !... !
Larry lashes two nose hairs at King Boo. The same shtick with Fawful happens.
Larry: SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: REVERSE APPLES ARE YUMMY!
King Boo: That attack name was terrible!
King Boo fades away and a key appears. Larry collects it and warps back to the Castle.
Larry: That was easy.
Larry goes to the room with five doors and unlocks one with a giant I above it. Larry enters and Iggy exits. He has his New Super Mario Bros. Wii design, which I forgot to mention earlier.
Iggy: My time to shine!
Iggy exits the room and goes to the basement and unlocks the door.
Iggy: A Star Door!
Iggy approaches it.
Voice: Access denied! Only Larry can enter here!
Iggy: Dang, wait... Where’s that voice coming from?
Jelly Jiggler: Sorry.
Iggy: Oh great, are you gonna stalk me too?
Jelly Jiggler nods.
Iggy: *groan* Fine.
Iggy trudges through some ankle-deep water and enters a room with metallic water.
Iggy: Oooh, cool!
Iggy hops in,
as does Jelly Jiggler.
Chapter 40: The Loch Ness Monster! AAHHH!
Iggy and Jelly Jiggler appear in Hazy Maze Cave.
Jelly Jiggler: *holds on to Iggy* This place is cold, and scary!
Iggy: GET OFF!
Jelly Jiggler: *does so* Sorry.
Iggy tapes Jelly Jiggler to a wall and takes the left path.
Iggy: Woah, a deep chasm. Better be careful.
Iggy puts on a brown hat and takes out a whip and swings across. Iggy then gets flattened by a giant rolling stone.
Iggy: Pain...
Iggy dodges the next one and goes into the next room. There’s a platform he rides down.
Iggy: How far down do these caves go?
Goomba: Pretty far.
Iggy: Shut up.
Iggy kills the Goomba and sees Dorrie.
Dorrie: Hi!
Iggy: Since when can you talk?
Dorrie: Shut up.
Iggy notices Dorrie has Culex’s horns. Iggy rips them off and puts them on and turns into Culex!
Iggy: Cool.
Iggy smashes a
nearby boulder that reveals a Power Star. Iggy collects it, returns to
normal, warps, and reenters.
Chapter 41: Another need for Culex!
Iggy turns and sees Jelly Jiggler is still stuck on the wall.
Jelly Jiggler: Help me...
Iggy: No.
Iggy sees a Goomba with Culex’s horns. Iggy rips them off and changes into Culex.
Goomba: Ow! That hurts, you know!
Iggy: Don’t care.
Iggy summons an evil spirit that kills the Goomba.
Iggy: Excellent.
Iggy goes back to the room with Dorrie and notices a ? Block.
Iggy: Let’s see what Culex’s power is.
Iggy hits the block and gets the flower and is now in a clown suit.
Iggy: ...
Iggy floats along and sees a ! Switch and presses it. A door appears and Iggy goes in.
Iggy: This is easy.
Iggy floats to the Power Star in the room and collects it. He warps and doesn’t reenter. He changes back to normal.
Iggy: That place bores me.
Toad: Hi!
Iggy: DIE!
Iggy sets Toad on fire and he burns to death.
Iggy: Mwahahaha!
Jelly Jiggler: Hi!
Iggy: How’d you get here?
Jelly Jiggler: Magic.
Iggy sighs as
the two enter a painting with a weird fireball thing on it.
Chapter 42: Bullies Deserve to Die! ... Too harsh?
Iggy and Jelly Jiggler appear in Lethal Lava Land. Jelly Jiggler starts melting.
Jelly Jiggler: It’s too hot...
Iggy: Not my problem.
Iggy leaves the melting jelly man and sees some Bullies.
Nelson: Haw haw!
Wrong bully.
Nelson: Aww...
Bully: Haha!
The Bully pushes Nelson into the lava, where he burns to death. Iggy continues along and sees a Big Bully.
Big Bully: We must see who is more powerful!
Iggy: SUPER FIST OF THE SWIRLY GLASSES: OFFICE CHAIR ATTACK!
Iggy gets in one
of those chairs with wheels and rolls backwards into the Big Bully, sending
him into the lava. A Power Star appears which Iggy collects. Iggy hops
back into the painting.
Chapter 43: Kill More Bullies! ... Too repetitive?
Iggy notices Jelly Jiggler is just a puddle with eyes and a mouth.
Jelly Puddle: Help...
Iggy: Leave me alone!
Iggy is surrounded by three Bullies! ... Ohh! So scary...
Bullies: Die!
The Bullies try to knock Iggy into the lava but Iggy is too tall so their nudges do nothing.
Iggy: Idiots.
Iggy simply kicks the Bullies into the lava. A Big Bully appears and lands on Iggy.
Iggy: Guba!
Big Bully: What?
Iggy: That’s a choked scream of pain.
Big Bully: Ah.
Iggy throws Big
Bully into the lava and gets another Star. He hops back into the painting.
Chapter 44: Iggy’s Last Chapter! ... For now.
Iggy: My last chapter?! This stinks.
Jelly Puddle: At least you aren’t just a puddle.
Iggy: Good point.
Iggy ditches the poor puddle and notices a giant log, with a Star on a platform nearby.
Iggy: How does that log not burn away?
Bully: Don’t bring logic into this!
Iggy: My bad.
Iggy hops on the log and starts rolling.
Bear Hugger (rolling next to him): NEED A HUG?!
Iggy: Go away!
Iggy pushes Bear Hugger into the lava below. Iggy reaches the other side and gets the Star. He warps.
Larry: All right, you’re all done.
Iggy: Aww...
Iggy goes back
to his little room, while Larry hops back into the painting.
Chapter 45: It’s a Volcano!
Larry notices Jelly Puddle.
Larry: Hi, Jelly Jiggler.
Jelly Puddle: Please help me...
Larry: Fine.
Larry takes out a glass and puts Jelly Puddle in it and walks away.
Jelly Glass: ... THAT’S NOT WHAT I MEANT!
Larry notices a volcano.
Larry: It’s a volcano!
Larry hops in.
Larry: Woah! It’s much larger on the inside than the outside.
Bully: Don’t judge our home!
Larry: Shut up.
Larry kicks the poor Bully into the lava.
Larry: There’s probably a Power Star at the top of this volcano.
Larry goes on his merry way until a block of concrete folds from the wall and crushes him.
Larry: Guba!
Larry steps back when the concrete retracts.
Larry: Forget this! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: TELEPORT!
Larry teleports to the Star and claims it. He warps back to the castle.
Larry: I think I’ll try a different world.
Jelly Jiggler: Good idea.
Larry: Stop following me! Wait, how’d you get back to normal?
Jelly Jiggler: Oh, you know...
Larry: ... Go on.
Jelly Jiggler: It’s a secret.
Larry: Whatever.
The two go into a hallway to the right, where they see a dead end and a leprechaun with some cereal.
Larry and Jelly Jiggler: *gasp* Lucky Charms!
Lucky: Gah! My Lucky Charms!
Lucky jumps into the wall and is warped!
Larry: Let’s go!
Jelly Jiggler: Right!
The two enter
the wall.
Chapter 46: Desert or Dessert?
Larry and Jelly Jiggler enter Shifting Sand Land.
Larry: There he is!
Lucky is sinking into the quicksand.
Lucky: My Lucky Charms...
Lucky and his cereal sink into the quicksand.
Jelly Jiggler: NOOOOO!!! Hey, what’s that?
Jelly Jiggler points, despite having no fingers, at Klepto carrying a Power Star.
Larry: You’re just perfect to help me, Jelly.
Jelly Jiggler: Really? How so?
Larry: Jelly Magnum Shot!
Larry punches the back of Jelly Jiggler’s head, which makes a circular hole that fires Jelly Jiggler’s face at Klepto.
Jelly Jiggler’s Face: AAAAHHH!
Jelly’s face hits Klepto, but he doesn’t drop the Star.
Klepto: Who did that?!
Larry: He did!
Larry points to Jelly Jiggler’s body, which is somehow still standing.
Klepto: Caw!
Klepto starts attacking Jelly’s body. Jelly Jiggler’s head is in pain.
Jelly Jiggler’s Head: Ow! Ow! I can feel you attacking my body! Ow! Jerk!
Larry launches two nose hairs at Klepto, killing the bird. Larry collects the Power Star.
Larry: Whoo!
Chapter-
Larry: Why didn’t I warp?
I’m sick of typing that, so you’ll stay in this stage until I feel you’ve done enough in it.
Larry: Ah.
Chapter 47: The Star Atop the Pyramid. Watch out for the Mummy’s curse!
Larry: Ooohhh, mummy’s curse. SCARY!
Just for that, you have to fight someone and Jelly has to come along.
Jelly Jiggler (somehow back to normal): Yippee!
Larry: D’oh!
The duo start walking.
Pokey and Shy Guy: DIE!
Larry takes off the Shy Guy’s propeller and tosses him in quicksand, while Jelly Jiggler punches the Pokey’s body sections away. He then steps on the Pokey’s head.
Larry: That was easy.
Jelly Jiggler: As jelly?
Larry: Ahahahaha, NO!
Larry punches Jelly Jiggler in the gut.
Jelly Jiggler: Ow!
Larry and Jelly Jiggler continue onward and see Tox Boxes.
Larry: Let me handle this.
Larry wraps two nose hairs around one of the Tox Boxes, but it’s too strong and everytime it moves, Larry is dragged along.
Larry: Help!
Jelly Jiggler is too busy laughing to do so. Larry is crushed when the Tox Box rolls backwards on top of him.
Jelly Jiggler: I’ll save you!
Jelly Jiggler takes the Tox Box and punches it, and it crumbles to pieces.
Larry: How’d you do that?
Jelly Jiggler: Do what?
Larry: Never mind.
The duo dodge the other Tox Boxes and reach the pyramid and see a man on the top.
Great Tiger: Hahahahaha! You cannot defeat me!
Larry: Since when did you speak English?
Great Tiger: Uh... uh... Shut up!
Great Tiger makes two clones.
Great Tiger and Clones: Haahahha! You cannot tell who is real and who is fake!
Jelly Jiggler: The clones are transparent and smoky.
And so they are.
Great Tiger: D’oh!
The clones vanish.
Great Tiger: Well... uh... Take this!
Great Tiger throws a punch at Larry, who uses Jelly Jiggler as a shield.
Larry: How dare you harm my friend?
Larry shoots a fireball at Jelly Jiggler, sending him and the fireball into Great Tiger, doubling the attack damage.
Great Tiger: Gah!
Great Tiger is knocked into quicksand and dies.
Larry: That was easy.
Jelly Jiggler: Easy for you to say... ow.
Larry collects
the Power Star.
Chapter 48: The top of the pyramid! ... From the inside!
Larry: Let’s gear up!
Larry and Jelly Jiggler put on brown hats and jackets, and take out whips. Indiana Jones music plays. They jump into the pyramid entrance. Torte and Apprentice appear and follow them.
Jelly Jiggler: My guess is that the Star is at the top of the pyramid.
Larry: No duh. How long do I have to stick with him?
Until this level is done.
Larry: Why?
I dunno. Now get climbing.
Larry: *sigh* Fine...
Larry uses his whip to wrap around a pillar on the ledge above. He and Jelly Jiggler start climbing, but the whip unravels and they fall on their backs.
Jelly Jiggler: Forget this!
The two throw their Indiana Jones gear into the quicksand.
Larry: How do we get up there?
Jelly Jiggler: Why not do it like in the game?
Larry: That’s boring and predictable. I know! SUPER FIST OF THE NOSE HAIR: INTERIOR REMODELING!
The pyramid starts shifting and becomes a long, vertical hall with the Power Star at the end atop a red box.
Jelly Jiggler: Why didn’t you shift it so that the Power Star was closer?
Larry: ... D’oh! And that move can only be done once every thousand years!
Jelly Jiggler: Why?
Larry: Don’t know, don’t care.
Jelly Jiggler: ...
Torte and Apprentice sneak up behind Jelly Jiggler and Larry.
Torte: Die!
Torte smashes Larry over the head with his pan.
Larry: Ow! *rubs head* Who did that?! *turns around* You two again?!
Torte and Apprentice: D’oh!
Larry: Combined Super Fist! Jelly Attack!
Larry picks up Jelly Jiggler and uses him to smack Torte and Apprentice into the quicksand.
Jelly Jiggler: That hurt.
Larry: I don’t care. Let’s go!
The two walk down the hall and come across several dozen Amps.
Larry: There weren’t that many in the game!
Amps: We don’t care!
Larry: Everyone knows jelly doesn’t conduct electricity! You get him, Jelly Jiggler!
Jelly Jiggler: I’m not so-
The Amps all focus their electricity on Jelly Jiggler, hurting him greatly.
Jelly Jiggler: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
The Amps run out of electricity and die. Jelly Jiggler is severely burnt.
Larry: That wasn’t so bad, was it?
Jelly Jiggler: Pain...
They continue down the hall and encounter Spindels and Grindels.
Spindel: You must die!
Grindel: I concur!
Larry lashes two nose hairs, and the shtick with Fawful happens.
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Countering the Mummy’s Curse!
The Spindels and Grindels die. Larry and Jelly Jiggler reach the red box. Larry hops on top and gets the Star.
Larry: Woohoo!
Chapter 49: Eyerok? No, you rock!
Larry: What’s in this hole in the red box?
Larry and Jelly Jiggler peer inside, and see a temple floating in nothingness.
Zuul: ZUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!
Larry and Jelly Jiggler: AAH!
The two notice a different hole right next to the first one, and peer inside.
Larry: That looks safer.
They enter the room and see a weird rock couch thing.
Jelly Jiggler: A couch! Man, I’m tired...
Jelly Jiggler sits on the couch and it becomes two hands with eyes on them.
Eyerok: Who disturbed my slumber?!
Larry: *points to Jelly Jiggler* Him.
Jelly Jiggler: That’s not-
Eyerok crushes Jelly Jiggler.
Jelly Jiggler: GAH!
Larry lashes two nose hairs at Eyerok that wrap around him.
Eyerok: Nose hairs?! That’s gross!
Larry: Yah!
Larry sends the stone hands into the ceiling, then slams them on the floor on top of Jelly Jiggler.
Both: GAH!
Larry: Super Fist of the Nose Hair: Spaghetti Streams!
CDi Luigi: Spaghetti!
Two large spaghetti noodles smash into the eyes of Eyerok, destroying them.
Eyerok: How could we be defeated by such a freaky attack?!
The two hands explode. A Power Star appears.
Jelly Jiggler: Please help me...
Larry: No.
Larry kicks Jelly Jiggler into the abyss below and collects the Power Star. He warps to the castle basement.
Larry: Finally, away from that talking jelly.
Larry backtracks
to the second Star Door and enters. A wall of water is blocking his path
from a hole. He jumps into the water.
Chapter 50: We all live in a yellow submarine...
Larry appears in Dire, Dire Docks.
Larry: This place seems familiar.
Down below there are sharks and manta rays closing in on Larry.
Larry: Hmm...
Larry looks down, so his head is in the water.
Larry: FIRE!
Larry unleashes a large wave of fire at the fish.
Manta Ray: How did he do that?!
Shark: Who cares?! RUN!
The burning fish swim away.
Larry: Ha. Dumb fish...
Larry swims downward and sees a whirlpool.
Larry: I’d better avoid it...
Despite saying that, Larry purposely swims right into it. The whirlpool spins him and sends him flying into a hole and into some sort of underwater base.
Larry: It’s King Dad’s underwater base! His submarine...
Larry notices the sub is painted pink and has a picture of Bowletta on it instead of Bowser.
Larry: THAT OLD HAG!!!
Larry notices a Power Star on the sub.
Larry: That looks TOO easy...
As soon as Larry finishes speaking, Torpedo Girl appears and slams into his back.
Larry: GAAAH!
Torpedo Girl: TORPEDO!!!
Larry smashes into the sub.
Larry: What are you doing here and why did you attack me?!
Torpedo Girl: As a torpedo, I love submarines. I attacked you because you are friends with that fat bird!
Larry: Can you please leave me alone?
Torpedo Girl: No way!
Larry: Nose hairs!
Larry launches two nose hairs at the Power Star, collecting it. He warps.
Larry: That was close!
The wall of water
vanishes to reveal a hole. Larry jumps in.
Chapter 51: Where there’s fire, there’s smoke. Where there’s smoke, they pinch back.
Larry: That’s a terrible chapter title.
SHUT UP! Larry is in a lava world.
Larry: I miss having a partner...
Suddenly a man in a brown coat and hat appears.
Man: Hello.
Larry: Oh my DAD, it’s Lampshade!
Nightshade: That’s Nightshade.
Larry: Oh my DAD, it’s Nightshade!
Nightshade: I’m here to help.
Larry: ... Why?
Nightshade: I was passing by and saw you fighting evil, so I shall help.
Larry: That’s a dumb reason.
Nightshade: I don’t care.
Larry: Whatever. You can only tag along for this one level.
Nightshade: All right then.
The duo start walking through the level.
Nightshade: It sure is hot...
Larry: Why don’t you take off your coat and hat?
Nightshade: NEVAH!
Larry: All right, jeez... What is that?!
Larry points to a giant, spiraling staircase.
Nightshade: A staircase, idiot.
Larry: Ah.
The duo climb the staircase and make it to a small platform, which teleports them to a much larger platform elsewhere that’s hovering over lava. There are bombs around the platform.
Larry: Boss time.
Nightshade: Right.
Someone appears. It’s... oh DAD...
Torpedo Girl: I’M A TORPEDO!!!
Larry: YOU AGAIN?!
Nightshade: You’ve met?
Larry: Yeah, she attacked me a chapter ago!
Nightshade: Ah. She looks so powerful.
Torpedo Girl: Darn right I do!
Nightshade: *right fist glows yellow* There’s...
Nightshade punch-uppercuts Torpedo Girl, sending her flying upwards.
Nightshade: ...NO WAY I CAN BEAT HER!
Larry: You seem to be doing all right to me!
Nightshade jumps high into the air and kicks Torpedo Girl hard into the lava.
Nightshade: SHE’S TOO POWERFUL!
Torpedo Girl: HOT!
Torpedo Girl is burnt and bruised and jumps back onto the platform.
Torpedo Girl: This guy is strong, I must use my full strength! GAH!
Torpedo Girl shoots a harpoon at Nightshade, who dodges so it hits Larry’s hair, which drags Larry into a bomb, which explodes.
Larry: Ow...
Nightshade: I can’t defeat you! It’s hopeless!
Nightshade shoots a giant laser from his mouth that hits Torpedo Girl.
Torpedo Girl: GAH!
Larry: Can I fight her now?
Nightshade: Sure.
Larry: Die!
Larry grabs Torpedo Girl with two nose hairs and slams her onto the floor repeatedly.
Torpedo Girl: That’s enough!
Torpedo Girl charges at Larry, who stops her by breathing fire.
Torpedo Girl: It burns!
CDi Ganon: It buuuuuuurns!
Nightshade: Now to finish her off!
Nightshade fires a giant yellow beam from his hand that engulfs Torpedo Girl and destroys her.
Larry: Woah. Thanks Lampshade!
Nightshade: Nightshade!
Larry: Whatever.
Nightshade leaves and Larry gets a key. Larry teleports.