Snifit X Season 5: Super Paper Snifit

By Red Shy Guy

Interlude

Merlon: Oho ho ho ho ho. So there be another Snifit.

Snifit 3: Hi.

Tippi: Yes, we found another Snifit, who happens to be their brother and the third hero.

Merlon: Is that so? Now I bet you hate going to the Heart Pillar, no?

Snifit 1: You bet!

Merlon: Than I cannonize you.

Snifit 2: What’s that mean?

10 minutes later…

Tippi: Again, Merlon, where did you get this cannon?

Merlon: Basement. Now let’s go!

BOOOOOOOM!!!

The Snifits fly and land on the pillars that need to go up or down, and the Heart Pillar rises.

Snifit 3: OW! IQ points gained or lost. Huh? COOL! THAT CANNON DOES WORK!

Snifit 1: I prefer a wooden rocket.

Snifit 2: It did not go well in Chapter 3-3.

Snifit 2: You are right there.

Snifit 1: Anywho.

Snifit 1 puts the Pure Heart in the Heart Pillar and the door opens. They go back and buy stuff, etc. They go in the door.

Chapter 4-1: WHADAYA MEAN I CAN’T BREATHE IN OUTERSPACE?!

Snifit 1: COOL, SPACE!

Tippi: Yes.

Snifit 2: Let’s go!

Tippi: ! Wait, you’re okay? You’re alive?

Snifit 3: Yeah, why? ! ACK! S-smoth… move Ti-Tippi.

Tippi: OOPS! Uh, Return Pipe!

They return to Flipside.

Snifit 1: All the air was escaping me! I thought I was gonna die!

Snifit 2: I saw the light

Snifit 3: I saw a dark place.

Tippi: Let’s ask Merlon.

Merlon: I’m right here.

Tippi: Do-

Merlon: Tippi, you do not know this though you experienced this before; but anyway, here’s the helmets. I would say that if I hadn’t given them away.

Snifits: D’oh!

Merlon: Go down from here and ask the little boy.

The Snifits go down and see the boy.

Snifit 1: Remember, we have a habit of ruining every place we visit, so let’s not do it.

Snifit 2: Too late. Look.

Snifit 3: GIVE ME THE STUPID BOWL, YOU STUPID @#$% KID!

Flipsider: NEVAH!

Snifit 3 uses POW Bill and blows the Flipsider into oblivion. Snifit 3 gets the fishbowl and they head back into outer space.

Chapter 4-1: Squirps Needs Help

Snifit 1: Wow. Space.

Snifit 2: Let’s get a move on.

The Snifits float through space, but while they’re floating they bump into something.

Snifit 1: OW!!! WHAT THE @#$%?!

Suddenly a little spaceship opens and Squirps comes out.

Squirps: Squirpsle squeee, heroes arrive? Well, beggars can’t be choosers. Whoa Zone invaded. Need help!

Snifit 1: Sure.

Squirps: Let’s go! …! Tippi?

Tippi: You know me?

Squirps: Uh?

Snifit 3: Well …......................................... So yeah.

Squirps: Squirps understands. Now we move. Use me like weapon.

The Snifits continue traveling through space, destroying practically everything, and after hours of space travel they finally find the Star Block.

Chapter 4-2: I’M NOT SEARCHING FOR TOILET PAPER!!!

Squirps: Welcome to Planet Blubole. Now Squirps needs to go potty. We move now!

The Snifits move and see a bathroom, but someone seems to be inside.

Fleep: Oh I-

Squirps: Squirps has no time for your singing. Squirps must go.

Fleep: If someone can find me toilet paper-

Snifit 1: WE’RE NOT LOOKING FOR TOILET PAPER! YOU KNOW WHAT, @#$% THIS!!!

Snifit 2 throws dynamite inside the outhouse and it blows up, destroying Fleep.

Squirps: Thanks, mask ones.

Squirps goes inside.

Tippi: WHY MUST YOU KILL EVERYTHING?!

Snifit 3: I blame society.

Squirps: Squirps says me too. The toilet clogged. Squirps needs a plumber!

Snifit 1: Can’t help you there.

Squirps: Well the next person will find an ugly mess. Now, let’s go.

Squirps comes out and the Snifits continue and see a locked door, but the Snifits get a lockpick and open the door. Behind it they see Fuzzies and set them on fire. They hit the Star Block.

Chapter 4-3: WHY DO I HAVE TO FIND THIS STUFF?!

Squirps: We need to find Whoa Zone, Squirpsels.

Grumble Grumble.

Squirps: Squirps is hungry, but that will not slow Squirps down. We continue.

The Snifits continue their galactic journey and, after blasting everything in sight, they see a Squirps-shaped hole. The Snifits squeeze Squirps in and a door appears. They continue again and, after again blasting everything to bits, they see another Squirps-shaped hole. They squeeze him in but nothing happens.

Squirps: Squirps stuck and hungry! You fetch Squirps some extra fine chocolate!

Snifit 1: What?! Why?!

Squirps: *in demonic voice*: SQUIRPS DEMANDS CHOCOLATE!!!

Tippi: Whoa. Um, I think we’d better the kid what he wants.

Snifit 2: Fine.

The Snifits move on but soon get so completely lost that they run into…

Shroob: @#^@^#$&$(*$^&$%^&#^#$!!!

Snifit 1: YIPES! RUN!

The Snifits quickly leave the planet but again they get lost and find…

Star Bunny: Boiyong! How’s it going?

Snifit 3: Nope, not the place.

They try again and…

Lubba: Who are you?!

Snifit 2: D’oh!

The Snifits try again and…

Snifits: FINALY!!!

They find the store and buy the candy. They get lost again and…

Bee: Your clothes look weird.

Snifit 1: URG!

They try again and…

Gearmo: Welcome to Battlerock Galaxy!

Snifit 2: Do you have a cannon that will get us back?

Gearmo: Sure.

The Gearmo stuffs them in a cannon. 3 2 1. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! SMASH!

Squirps: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Huh? IT’S BEEN HOURS, SQUIRPSLES!!! IF THIS CHOCOLATE ISN’T GOOD IT’S GAME OVER TIME!!! Now then…

Crunch Crunch.

Squirpsle: This is DELICIOUS!!!

Squirps multiplies and opens the door. The Snifits move on.

Chapter 4-4: I don’t do mazes and who in the world are you?

Squirps: Finally, we have made it to Whoa Zone. Pure Heart in place. I’ll meet you there.

Snifit 1: I feel that this place is a maze.

Snifit 2: We don’t do mazes.

Snifit 3: I know.

Tippi: There’s nothing we can do. Well, let’s just move on.

The Snifits just go through random doors and soon they get lost again. They enter a door and…

Shroob: @#$*&%*%*&$%^#%^&#&!!!

Snifit 1: NOT AGAIN!!! YIPES!

They enter the same door and are back in the Whoa Zone.

Squirps: Squirps forget to mention something. Since the recent Void the doors may lead to other places. Good luck!

Snifit 2: SHOOT!!!

Snifit 3: Let’s go!

After stumbling upon Mario’s Pad (SMRPG), King Dedede’s Castle, Battleship Halberd (Kirby), Yoshi’s Island, Wario’s Castle, King Boo’s Mansion, DK Isle (DK 64), Hyrule (TLoZ) Planet Earth in the future (Pikmin), Onett, and Tazmalian Village (Mother), they finally made it to the next to last room.

Squirps: Squirps almost almost almost gave up.

????: MAN WAS THIS PLACE CONFUSING!!!

???: Boy that was torture.

?????: Yeah, but we’re too good for that.

Squirps: Who speaks?

SMASH!

Squirps: Did anyone get the license of that UFO that hit me?

Snifits: You okay?

Mr. L: Hehehe.

Snifit 1: Who are you?

???: I believe you should say…

?????: Who are us!

Two jesters with masks come out. One of them is wearing purple, his clothing has Ztars on it, and he is balancing on a purple ball with a Ztar on it. The other is wearing red and is juggling 5 samurai swords while on his clothing are swords that have electricity, ice, and fire.

Tippi: Who are you people?

Mr. L: Us? We are just Master Dimentio’s greatest henchmen, the Terrible Trio. MR. L!

???: MR. G!

?????: AND ME, MR. K!

Snifits: THAT’S STUPID!!!

Mr. G: YOU’RE STUPID!!!

Mr. K: Enough. Let’s chop them down to size!

Mr. L: Just because you defeated our boss doesn’t mean we fear you. Have at you!

Snifit 1: You know we don’t have time for this!

Mr. L: I said have at you!

Snifit 1 35/35
Snifit 2 30/30
Snifit 3 30/30
VS
Mr. G 45/45
Mr. K 40/40
Mr. L 40/40

Mr. G throws his Ztar Ball at Snifit 1 but he jumps up. While in the air Mr. K throws one of his swords but Snifit 2 retaliates and uses Bolt on the sword and stops it. The sword becomes electrified and Snifit1 grabs it and flings it at Mr. G, but Mr. L uses a Lightning Uppercut. Snifit 3 uses Bullet Tornado and grabs the electric sword and throws it back and it hits Mr. L. Mr. G uses Ztar throw and he throws a Ztar and it hits Snifit 3 and dark energy hits his entire body. Snifit 1 uses Bolt on Mr. G. Mr. K puts his sword up in defense but Snifit 2 uses Drain on the swords and the swords melt.

Mr. K: WHAT THE?!

Snifit 2: Fire is critical on electric, and vice versa.

Mr. L comes out of nowhere and super jumps Snifit 2, but Snifit 3 uses Bolt on Mr. L. Snifit 1 presses 1 and 2 on his remote and hits Mr. L with his double lightsaber. Mr. K comes out of nowhere and stabs Snifit 1. Snifit 2 goes over to help but Mr. G quickly throws a Ztar and Snifit 2 gets hurt by the dark energy. Snifit 3 uses Bullet Tornado on himself while Mr. L is on him and Mr. L gets hit by the bullets. Mr. K starts to pay attention and throws a knife.

Mr. G: NO YOU FOOL!!!

STABITTY!

Mr. L: GLACK!

Snifit 1 uses Bolt on Snifit 3 and the tornado throws electricity everywhere and zaps the two jesters, but since Mr. L absorbs it and thunder punches Snifit 3 into the ground and causes major damage. Snifit 2 goes over to help but Mr. G gets in front of him but Snifit 2 does a slide-kick and kicks his ball away and Mr. G falls down helpless. Mr. K sees his brother in danger and goes to help, all of a sudden a Lightning Orb comes out of nowhere but he hits it back and Snifit 1 starts hitting it back. Meanwhile Mr. L takes the sword and prepares to stab Snifit 3, but…

Mr. G: HEEEEEEEEEEELP!!! ACK!!! PAIN!!!

Mr. L goes there with the sword and does some cool moves to slash Snifit 2, but Snifit 3 uses Bolt and messes up Mr. L’s attack and he hits Mr. G.

Mr. G: I SAID HELP, NOT MAKE IT WORSE!!!

Snifit 2 uses Bullet-

Mr. K: DWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Mr. K hits the Lightning Orb with incredible force and it hits Snifit 2. Snifit 1 gasps and goes to help his brother, but Mr. L uses Super Jump and lifts Snifit 2 into the air. Mr. L comes back down.

Mr. L: Wait for it…

Snifit 3: THIS IS FOR ANTI GUY!!!

Mr. L: Huh?

SMASH!!!

Mr. L: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!! Ugh.

Mr. G: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Ztar Rain!!!

Snifit 1: Quick, Snifits!!!

Snifit 2: Right.

Snifit 3: Bullet Rain!!!

A lot of bullets and Ztars fall from the sky and hit each other, causing a huge explosion. Some of the Ztars hit the Snifits. While this is happening, Mr. L drinks a Shroom Shake.

Mr. L: Hmmmmmmmmmm.

Suddenly out of the smoke a Banzai Bill hits the trio. The smoke clears and there stands Mega Snifit.

Mr. K: Sword Beam!

Mr. K throws a sword beam and cuts Mega Snifit in half and the Snifits come out. Mr. G uses Psychic and flings Snifit 3 into the air, and Mr. L jumps into the air and downcuts Snifit 3, knocking him out.

Snifit 1: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! It’s war now!

Snifit 1 25/35
Snifit 2 2/30
VS
Mr. G 15/45
Mr. K 25/40
Mr. L 2/40

Snifit 2 eats a Shroom Roast, +15 HP and 3 Magic. Mr. L takes out a Shroom Shake and drinks it, +10 HP. Mr. G uses re-

ZAP!

Mr. G Bladigablag!!!

Mr. G was hit by a PK thunder a.

Snifit 2: How did you do that?

Snifit 1: Family is at stake here. The whole world is at stake here! WE MUST NOT FALL!!!

Mr. L does a super jump but Snifit 2 takes out a Spike Hat like some Goombas have and Mr. L lands on him and gets hurt. Mr. K jumps out of nowhere and fire slashes Snifit 2, but while his sword is still on fire Snifit 1 uses Lightning Orb. Mr. K hits it back but his sword gets destroyed and Snifit 1 hits it back and Mr. K, Mr. L, and Snifit 2 get shocked, but Mr. L and Snifit 2 are more used to it. Mr. G throws three Ztars at Snifit 1 and he gets hurt badly. Mr. L does a lightning uppercut but Snifit 2 absorbs the electricity and uses Static Suit and hurts Mr. K. Then Snifit 2 releases a plasmaball that homes in on Mr. L.

Mr. L: Ah!

ZAP!

Mr. L: Oh the tragedy and irony. Ugh.

Mr. K: NOOOOOOOOOO!!! HE OWES ME MONEY!!!

Mr. K uses Ice Slash and freezes Snifit 2, but before he can deliver the final blow Snifit 1 uses a Fire Flower and sets Mr. K on fire.

Mr. K: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! HOT! HOT! HOT!

Snifit 1 unfreezes his brother and gives him a Fried Shroom Plate,. +15 HP and 3 MP. Mr. G uses a water spell and puts out the fires on Mr. K. Snifit 1 uses POW Bill on the ball and Mr. G falls down and Mr. K gets in front of his brother. Snifit 2 jumps on his brother and the two spin and shoot bouncing Bills everywhere. The Bills start bouncing off the walls and some hit Mr. K and Mr. G. Mr. K gives his brother a Shroom Shake, +10 HP. But while off-guard a POW Bill hits Mr. K in the face and while he is flying back a Bolt hits him. Mr. G sees this and uses Meteor Blast to push the Snifits away. Mr. G tries to help his brother but falls down and sees his ball is far away. He uses his psychic power to get it but gets hit by a bolt and accidentally throws his ball at Mr. K.

Mr. K: OOOOOOOOOOOWWW!!! WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!

Mr. G: Um, ours. LOOKOUT, BRO!!!

Mr. K: Huh?

FWOOOOOSH!!!

Mr. K: Not again!!!

Mr. K gets hit by a fireball and is set on fire. Mr. G gets on his ball to go help him but a POW Bill comes his way. Mr. G is prepare this time and stops the Bill and sends it back, and Snifit 2 gets hit with double the force.

Mr. K: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Oh goodbye, sweet cruel world. Ugh.

Mr. G sees his brother was struck by a bolt while on fire, resulting in critical damage.

Mr. G: YOU!!! LET’S HOW YOU LIKE IT WHEN YOU LOSE YOUR BROTHER!!!

Snifit 1: I ALREADY HAVE!!!

Mr. GL I meant the other.

Snifit 1: !

Snifit 1 sees his brother is hurt, but before he can do anything Snifit 2 is floating and then slammed into the ground by Mr. G’s PSI powers. Snifit 1 gets angry and goes toward Mr. G, but he throws Ztars at him and stun him and then Mr. G flings Snifit 1 across the room and he hits the wall. Snifit 1 sees Snifit 3’s unconscious body. Snifit 1 gets an idea and lays an item, but suddenly Snifit 1 hits the roof and then the floor again.

Mr. G: This is the end for you heroes!!!

Snifit 1: no… I’ts… not.

Mr. G: IT IS!!!

SMASH!!!

Snifit 1: Ugh.

Mr. G : I DID IT!!! AHA HA HA HA HA HA!!! ! What the?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Mr. G: ACK!

Mr. G looks and sees Snifit 3 up.

Mr. G : I’ll finish you off!!!

Mr. G takes out five Ztars but Snifit 3 throws a POW Block and the ground rumbles, causing Mr. G to lose his balance and throw the Ztars at the roof. It crumbles and falls on Mr. G.

Mr. G: Oh rubbish.

SMASH!

Battle Over. +5000 EXP. Level Up.

Mr. G: We lost.

Snifit 1: You never had a chance.

Mr. K: Oh no?

Snifit 2: I don’t like that kind of talk.

Mr. L: That’s why we pack heat!

Mr. G: COME…

Mr. K: MY…

Mr. L: BRO!!!

Mr. G: Bro?

Mr. K: You’re weird.

Mr. L: Shut up!

A machine comes out. It has Mr. L’s hat, a mask that has a smile on it, and weapons that shoots out knives, fire, ice, etc.

Snifit 3: That machine looks stupid.

Mr. L: Shut up! We couldn’t agree on anything!

Mr. G: So we had to rush!

Mr. K: Say hello to um…  JESTER BOT!!!

Everyone except Mr. K: LAME!!!

Mr. K: SHUT UP!!! LET’S JUST EXTERMINATE THEM!!!

The trio get in the machine and then the place rips apart and they’re in space.

Mr. G: Shall we begin?

Snifit 1 40/40
VS
Jester Bot 500/500

Snifit 1: 0_0 OH MY DAD!!! DWAAAAAAAAAAH!!!

Snifit 1 gets hit by knives shot out of the Jester Bot.

Squirps: Don’t worry, Snifits. Squirps to the rescue!

Squirps comes out of nowhere and starts shooting the machine, but it does nothing. The Jester Bot shoots out crystals but Snifit 1 grabs Squirps and moves out of the way. Snifit 1 shoots at the hat and the Jester Bot takes a lot of damage.

Mr. L: WHAT THE?! YOU SAID YOU MADE THIS THING DEFENSIVE!!!

Mr. G: Yeah, remember when I said we rushed?

Mr. L: Yeah.

Mr. K: We didn’t have enough time to put that strong metal on it. So we just duct-taped a bunch of stuff from the castle.

Mr. L: YOU RE-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Mr. L: DWAAAAAAAAH!!!

The top of the Jester Bot is being destroyed, and now there are 2 Squirps due to the chocolate bars. The Jester Bot throws two knives and Snifit 1 gets hit. Snifit 2 gives Squirps a Power Shake and Squirps starts throwing actual beams now. The Jester Bot throws out lasers that hit Snifit 1, but Squirps doesn’t feel the pain and just keeps shooting.

Mr. L: GRRRRRRRRRRR!!! 50 PERCENT DAMAGE ALREADY!!! You two command the bot, I’ll attack them from outside.

Mr. G: Are you sure that’s a smart idea?

Mr. L: I know what I’m doing!

Mr. L opens up the door and all of a sudden a bomb comes through the door and rolls right into the control center.

Mr. G and Mr. K: 0_0 OH-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Mr. L: This bot can’t take much more.

Mr. K: BRO, DO SOMETHING!!!

Mr. G: Way ahead of you!!!

Mr. G uses Ztar Storm and a bunch of Ztars start pelting Snifit 1. Mr. L takes out a laser pen and lasers Squirps, and Mr. K throws an ice beam from the machine. The Jester Bot starts slashing Snifit 1.

Mr. L: This is the end for him!

Mr. G: ! MR. L!!!

Mr. L: Call me Green Thunder, or the one who stop the Snifits.

Mr. K: THAT’S THE THING THEY-

Mr. L: HUSH!!! I’M GONNA-

SMASH!!!

Mr. L: WHAT THE?!

Snifits 2 and 3 come out of nowhere and start hitting the machine with their remotes. The Jester Bot starts sucking them up. Suddenly smoke starts to envelop the machine.

Mr. L: What going on?!

Mr. G: Says here they’re destroying it from the inside.

Mr. K: They broke our main engine!!!

The Trio: ! 0_0 AH-

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Battle Over. +1500 Exp.

Mr. L: I blame you.

Mr. G: Shut up.

Mr. K: GRR!!! You three got lucky, but…

Mr. L: We’ll be…

Mr. G: BACK!

Mr. G teleports them away.

Snifit 1: I don’t know why but they remind me of the Hamburgler. Meh. But what a weird bunch of clowns.

Squirps: Post haste, you must get the Pure Heart.

The Snifits decide to continue. They see a golden statue and Squirps with the Pure Heart.

Squirps: Squirpss did not believe you were heroes. I was actually going to betray you, but when you defeated those guys that showed me you must be heroes. But who are you?

Snifit 1: I’m Snifit 1.

Snifit 2: I’m Snifit 2.

Snifit 3: And I’m Snifit 3.

Snifits: Together we are the Superstar Idiot Snifits.

Squirps: Squirps understands that the world is in danger and you need the Pure Heart.

Tippi: ! WAIT! I REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE!!! YOU’RE SQUIRPS!!! But why do I know you? Merlon. Merlee. Bestovious. Watchitt. Francis. That jester that messed up Fracktail. I feel like I know them. But when? Why am I here?

Squirps: Tippi, I feel you are getting your memory back. You should talk to the closest person you know. For now, here, Snifits, take the Pure Heart.

YOU GOT THE PURE HEART!

END OF CHAPTER.

Back at Castle Dimentio…

Nastasia: So yeah, everyone’s here.

O’Chunks: Yes.

Dimentio: Everyone, say hello to Mr. Whosits.

Mr. L: What?! You don’t know our names, Master?

Dimentio: You must introduce yourself, my minions.

Mr. L: Right. I’m Mr. L.

Mr. G: I’m Mr. G.

Mr. K: I’m Mr. K.

Mimi: Well hi.

Count Bleck: Pleased to meet you, gentlemen.

Mr. L: Well thanks, Bleck. But we must get going after our disaster because of these bozos.

Mr. G: BOZOS!!! WHY YOU LITTLE…

Dimentio: FOOLS!!! NO FIGHTING!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!

Mr. L: Yeah, sure. L-ater.

Mr. G: G-oodbye.

Mr. K: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmm. K-eep cool?

The trio leave.

Dimentio: Now O’Chunks, go fight these he-

Dimentio notices O’Chunks is already gone.

Dimentio: Good boy.

Mimi: What about me, Master?

Dimentio: Go and count something.

Mimi: Ooh.

Count Bleck: Why do I have to sit here all day?

Dimentio: You question me?

Count Bleck: Uh, no.

Dimentio: Good. I’ll be leaving.

Dimentio teleports.

Nastasia: Why do you ask these questions?

Count Bleck: I don’t know why, but I feel like I cherished these worlds. Like I had a loved one. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. Well, maybe it is better if I just do what he said.

So our heroes have gotten the fifth Pure Heart. What is happening to Timpani and Count Bleck? What is Dimentio’s next step? What will our heroes encounter next? Stay tuned.

Read on!


 
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