It was a calm and peaceful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunately, we’re focusing on Dark Land.
“Yes, Your Grumpiness?”
“I demand to know why your Magikoopa Master division is the smallest of all in theKoopa Army!”
Kamek seams to take this in stride, and starts to explain to Bowser.
“You see, Lord Bowser, the reason why they are lacking in size is due to the factthat they take years to train for simple exercises, let alone the art of war. It alsodoesn’t help that not many Troopas want to give up their shells for mere robes.And on top of tha-“
“SILENCE! I will not have anymore of your pathetic excuses! I want a larger magicforce ASA-“
Kamek seems to snap at the remark.
“NO! I’M SICK OF THIS!”
Bowser goes wide-eyed.
“I’M SICK OF BEING TREATED AS A SIMPLE UNDERLING! I’M SICK OFMY TROOPS BEING TREATED AS A MAGIC COMMODITY! AND MOST OF ALL,I’M SICK OF. YOU!”
Kamek hops on his broom and flies of to his room.
Bowser Jr. steps out of the shadows.“Papa, I think you just made a big mistake.”
“Me too, Son. Me too.”
~Meanwhile, over at the Marios’ house~
Luigi: “Ah! It’s such nice day in the Kingdom today!”
Mario: (sunbathing)“Sure is. Bro.”
“What is it, Weegee?”
“I want to give you something.” Luigi pulls out a pair of red-striped socks.
“Luigi, I can’t take those! They’re your Lucky Socks!”
“Yeah, but I’ve been thinking. You’re always going on adventures, while I alwaysstay at home. You need them more that I do.”
Mario takes the socks. “Thanks, Weegee. I know how much these mean to you.”
~Someplace in Dark Land~
Kamek is seen wearing a much different outfit than usual. It appears to be his war suit. It consists of a blue-camo cloak with a face-covering cowl, instead of his usual robe. It has a double P-Wing on one of the shoulders, showing that he's the Koopa Army equivalent of a general. He is holding a Mach 6 Special Edition Quill-brush of polished Cloudinium (chrome), instead of his normal broom. He's wearing the blank look of someone who's ticked off. He's facing an army of similarly (but not nearly as nicely or impressively) dressed Magikoopas.
Kamek: “Magikoopas, do you know why I've called you here?”
Magikoopas (in unison): “NO SIR!”
Kamek: “I have called you here to discuss the issue of how we have been treated allthese years. I trust you know what I'm talking about?”
“Good. For I have tired of putting up with our *snarl* king's treatment of us.Such a slob does not deserve such a position of power, agreed?”
“SIR, YES SIR!”
“Excellent. Then I believe it is time to rebel. Time to show them who’s the sheep!Time to put them in their place! Time for the Magikoopas to take their rightfulplace in the world! Time to attack! Time for a NEW WORLD ORDER!!!
The Magikoopas cheer.
Bowser: “Brrr! I just got a chill. Something bad’s coming”
“Did you hear that?”
“It felt like the ground was splitting!”
“I know! What do you think it means, Bro?”
“What was that?!”
“It sounded like a bell!”
“Ohhh, I don't like this, Bro!”
“What’s going on?!”
“I don’t know, but whatever it is, it doesn’t sound good!”
“What was that, Weegee?”
“What was that?
“Weegee? Is that you?”
Mario looks under the seat Luigi was on and sees a small, green-wooled sheep.
“Stop repeating yourself!”
“Fine! Be that way.”
“Anyway, what do you think caused this?”
“Good point. Good thing you can still put accents and inflictions on your “words”, oryou wouldn’t be any help at all.”
“Well, anyway, it looks like you’re stuck like that. Wonder why I didn’t change?”
“Your socks? Nah. Well… Anyway, let’s go see what’s happened elsewhere.”
Mario and Sheep Luigi take the pipe to Toad Town.
There are small (smaller than Luigi) different colored sheep scattered about.
“Huh. Looks like the Toads were affected too.”
Mario walks over to a random sheep. “Hey, Toad-sheep (teep?shoad?anyway), I was wondering if you might know whathappened.”
“… Why am I talking to a sheep?”
“Quiet, Luigi, I’m not crazy.”
“Luigi, if you don’t be quiet, I’m going to start calling you Sheepigi.”
(Author’s Note: That is to be read as “shee-pee-gee”.)
“That’s better. Now, I wonder if- PEACH! I forgot to check on Peach!”
Mario runs off toward Peach’s Castle. Sheep-Luigi sighs and starts trodding after Mario.