The Amazing Race MK III

By Giga Bowser NS

Episode 12
Title: Sorry! I’m full of cake!

Phil: Previously on The Amazing Race MK!

Phil: Four teams returned from space and raced to the Nove Tundra! A furious snowstorm raged throughout the entire leg, hindering vision, lowering temperatures, and souring attitudes.

Bruce: This storm is CRAZY!

Phil: Teams raced across moving Mushrooms and fought Snailicorns… only to find they’d be completing a second Detour! The Broques faced substantial trouble as their taxi was involved in an accident. Eventually, they fell to the back of the pack and arrived in last place… However, they received great news

Monsieur: Oh yes!! Yes!!! We’re still in zee race!

Phil: And the separated couple remained in the race… but at the back of the pack, and faced with an upcoming Speed Bump. Four teams remain… only three will make it to the finals! Who will be eliminated… tonight?!

The opening plays with no new Red X’s.

Phil: This is the Nove Tundra, a frozen wonderland that Mario and his friends had to journey through twice! And built upon the icy lands is this imposing fortress: The Nove Tundra Castle! This was the tenth Pit Stop… in a race around the MK! Teams arrived here for a mandatory rest period. With the final elimination looming in the near future, teams are on edge… especially the Broques, who also have a Speed Bump to contend with. Raz & Raini… who were the first to arrive at 4:22 PM… will depart at 4:22 AM.


Raz: Follow the marked path behind the castle to find a friend who will lead you to your next location.

Raini: Ooh, cool! Let’s go find him!

***Raz: We only have one more leg to go and we’ll be in the final three!

***Raini: It doesn’t really matter if we don’t come in first on this leg… We need to come in first on the next one though!

***Raz: Yup!

Raz: Still pretty cold, but at least the storm’s gone.

Raini: Heh

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends

Birdo: Find a friend?

Mouser: A friend? Haha! This should be interesting!

Birdo: C’mon!

***Birdo: We’re in the final four, which is just spectacular!

***Mouser: We’re with the best of the best now! We just wanna get to that final leg!

Birdo: C’mon! There’s Raz and R’ini right up there!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: They’re coming!

Raini: Yeah, they checked in right behind us!

Raz: Here’s the path… Let’s just find our friend.

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Heyo! Wait for us!

Mouser: Do you see anyone?

Raz: No…

***Mouser: We’re still a little mad at them for U-Turning us, but since we didn’t get eliminated, it’s not so bad

Mouser: Wait! Who’s that up there?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Woah! Hi there! Are you our new friend?

*Shot of the other character*

Merlon: Hello! I am Merlon! Are you ready for your next destination?

Raz: Merlon? I’ve seen Merlon in Toad Town… You’re not Merlon!

Merlon: Ah yes… I’m a different person altogether!

Raini: Oh!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Don’t forget us!

Mouser: Let’s go!

Merlon: Okay, hold onto your partner! *says a chant in a strange language* And off you go!

A white box appears around both the teams and, in an instant, they’re gone.

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Okay! Let’s go find a friend!

Bruce: I like friends! Haha!

***Bombette: We’re third right now, but third place is good enough to get into the final three, so we’re happy with it!

***Bruce: Just one more leg, and we’ll be in the finals!

Bombette: Let’s go before the Broques catch up!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Let’s go! Find our ami!  (… friend)

***Madame: We were saved by zee non-elimination leg.

***Monsieur: Now we are be’ind and we need to complete a Speed Bump!

Monsieur: ‘urry! I see zee path!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Oh, there he is! C’mon!

Bruce: Hi!

Merlon: Welcome! Are you ready to make the journey?

Bombette: Yes! Please hurry!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Come on! I see ‘im right up zere!

Madame: Wait for us!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Oh, they made it…

Bruce: It’s okay, they’ve got a Speed Bump.

Merlon: All right, everyone! Off you go!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh boy! Zis ees exciting!

Madame: Oui!!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Here we go!

Bruce: Woo hooo!!!

Phil: Teams have now been teleported to their next destination, which is located in another dimension. When they arrive, they will find themselves here: Flipside!

*Shot of the 2D town*

Phil: A strange town in an even stranger dimension! Once teams arrive, they will find their next clue.

White boxes appear.
Two teams appear.

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Whoa! WHOAA!! What’s THIS place?!

Raini: Wh…where are we?!

***Raz: That certainly threw us for a loop… It was so weird! The whole place was flat! We could only look left or right…

***Raini: I kinda felt dizzy, to be honest!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: What IS this place?!

Birdo: Mouser?! Where’s the clue?

Mouser: How about “Where’s the third dimension”? Everything’s flat!

Birdo: Weeeird…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Clue!


Phil: The teams’ next clue is actually located right next to them. However, it is hidden in the third dimension, which behaves differently here. Teams must find this man: Bestovius. He will assist the teams by teaching them how to “flip”, revealing the third dimension.

Raz: Okay, we have to find Bestovius!

Raini: Is that him over there? A guy riding a cloud?

Raz: Excuse me! Are you Bestovius?

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: That must be him!

Mouser: Follow them!

Bestovius: Hello everyone! So, you want to learn how to flip dimensions?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: I guess!

Raini: Haha!

Bestovius begins to give a lengthy explanation.

***Raz: That was a really confusing explanation…

***Raini: The instructions weren’t too hard though!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Both are listening.

***Birdo: He kept talking about the “A” button… like we were in a videogame or something…

***Mouser: But really all we had to do was focus our energy and then spin!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Okay! I’ll give it a try! See you all on the other side! Ha!

He spins, and then shrinks and disappears.

Raini: Whoa! Where’d you go?

Raz: I’m right here! Where’d YOU go?

Raini: That is freaky! Okay, I’m coming!

The other three team members also spin.

Raini: Whooaaa!!!

Raz: Cool, eh?

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Now THIS is more like it! 3D for the win!

Mouser: Look! There’s the clue! Right over there!

Birdo: That’s crazy! We were standing right by it… didn’t even see it!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: I have a feeling we’re not going to like this world very much…


Raz: It’s a Detour!

Phil: In this Detour, teams will have to choose between two common tasks here in Flipside! The choice is Quarters or Cuisine. In Quarters, teams will make their way here: The Flipside Arcade. Then, they will have to complete one of the arcade games featured here. Once they are successful, they will receive their next clue. In Cuisine, teams must find the famous cook, Saffron, who will teach them how to prepare a meal. If teams can gain her approval, they will receive their next clue.

Raini: Quarters or Cuisine?

Raz: Cuisine? You’re a good cook!

Raini: Yeah, and I’m not very good at videogames…

Raz: Okay! Cuisine!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: What do you think?

Mouser: Quarters!

Birdo: Really?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Hey! We need to ask someone!

Raini: Where’d everyone go?

Raz: We just can’t see them! We need to flip back!

Raini: Okay! Ha!

They flip.

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Hey! We need to get going! Flip back with me!

They also flip.

Mouser: Excuse me! We need to get to the Flipside Arcade!

Resident: Oh, that’s waay down! Take the elevators!

Birdo: What elevators?

Resident: Those little arrow things on the walls!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Where’s Saffron?

Resident: Go over there, take that elevator!

Raz: Let’s go!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Get in the elevator! Haha!

They all step into the elevator.

Raz: Good luck, guys!

Mouser: Yeah, thanks…

Raini: This is a crazy place!

Raz: I wonder when the other teams will get here!

Raini: It won’t be too long!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Okay! Let’s go!

Raini: Is she over here? Look for like a cook’s place!

Raz: It’s so weird to look for everything when it’s flat!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: We need to go down more! Where’s another elevator?

Mouser: It must be on the other side, c’mon!

Birdo: Wooo!! I am so psyched! We’re going to win this leg, dangit!

Mouser: Haha, yeah!

*Shot of Saffron’s*
Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Is this it?

Raini: Oh, it is! C’mon! Go inside!

Saffron: Welcome, hon! Are you two ready to make some Fried Shroom?

Raz: Ooh! Sounds good!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Here’s the elevator! Get in!

Birdo: ‘Kay! We’re off!

Two teams appear in the main area of Flipside.

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Whoa!! What zee ‘eck?!

Madame: Eet’s flat! Wha?!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Oh wow… What the?

Bruce: Look! Here’s the clue!

*Riiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiip*

Monsieur: Oh look! Zere ‘ee ees!

Madame: Wow! Bonjour! Monsieur Bestovius!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Hi! Help us, please!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Is this the arcade?

Mouser: Yeah! C’mon!

They enter.

Mouser: Whooaaa…

InterChet: Hello! You will be playing Hammer Wacker! Please enjoy your game!

Mouser: Ooh, we get to use hammers! Cool!

Birdo: C’mon! Let’s get going!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay! Just spin!

Madame: Hup!

They all spin themselves into the third dimension.

Monsieur: Whoooaaa!! Now eet’s all normal-looking!

Madame: What a trip!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Oh… That made me dizzy…

Bruce: Look! There’s the clue! C’mon!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh! Zey see zee clue! Come on!

Madame: Look! Zee Speed Bump!

*Closeup on the Speed Bump*

Phil: Having been spared elimination at the end of the last leg… Broque Monsieur & Broque Madame have now hit a Speed Bump… an extra task only they must complete! In this Speed Bump, the Broques must travel along this path to the outskirts of Flipside and find this Heart Pillar, which has their clue attached to it. Once they find it, they can return to the race in the hope of making up this valuable lost time!


Monsieur: Find an ‘eart Pillar!

Madame: Okay! We ‘ave to go along zat paz over zere! Come on!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: They have the Speed Bump… Let’s get ahead of them now!


Bruce: Detour…

Bombette: Ooh! I love cooking! Let’s do Cuisine!

Bruce: Um… I dunno if I can cook…

Bombette: I can cook! Don’t worry! Let’s go!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Over ‘ere! Zis ees zee path!

They walk to the outskirts.

Monsieur: Now we need to find an ‘eart Pillar!

Madame: Let’s go over zere! I zink I zee somezing!

Monsieur: Okay…

***Monsieur: Zee odds didn’t look good… we had to go off searching while everyone else was moving ahead wth zee race… but we never lost ‘ope!

Monsieur: I ‘ope we find eet soon!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Saffron: Very good, hon! Make sure it cooks evenly… make sure it gets a nice even color.

Raz: Okay!

Raini: Make sure you don’t burn it! Then we’ll have to start again

***Raini: Raz was frying the Mushroom and I was collecting and measuring all of the other ingredients.

***Raz: We worked really well as a team.

Raz: Birdo & Mouser went for the other one, right?

Raini: Yeah… I doubt they could cook…

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Look out!

Birdo: Gah! Smack it!

***Mouser: So… that arcade game…

***Birdo: It was pretty wild! This Striker dude was kicking shells at us and we had to hit them with hammers.

Birdo: They’re so fast!

Mouser: Just be careful! Don’t get hit!

Birdo: It’s freaky! Cut it out, dude!

Striker: *snicker*

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: This is the place, I think! Come on!

Bruce: Mmm! Smells good!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Oh hello!

Saffron: Hello! Ready to make some Fried Shroom?

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Ooh!

Bruce: What do you want me to do?

Bombette: You do the measurements. You can handle that, right?

Bruce: Yeah, I guess so…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Zis isn’t a pillar… Eet’s a pipe…

Madame: Maybe zee pillar is down zee pipe!

Monsieur: You ‘ave a point! Let’s try it!

***Monsieur: So we ‘opped in zee pipe… Speaking of which, pipes in zis place are weird!

They enter the pipe in the pixilated way that occurs in Flipside.

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Careful! Here comes a bunch!

Mouser: HA! *Whack*

***Mouser: We did pretty well with that game… We didn’t let any hit us!

Mouser: Keep at it!

Birdo: Just stay alert!

Mouser: I got it!!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Look! Over zere! Eet’s a big white block!

Madame: Zat ‘AS to be eet!

Monsieur: Come on! Let’s go put zee zing in!

Madame: Haha!

***Madame: We stayed optimistic while doing zee Speed Bump.

***Monsieur: If we got depressed, zen our performance would suffer!

Monsieur: Zat’s eet! Wow, a big white block in zee middle of nowhere!

They flip to 3D, step in front of the Heart Piilar, and place the replica inside.

Monsieur: Sounds good! Let’s get back to zee city!

Madame: Oui! We finished zee Speed Bump! Woo!!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wait! Wait! That’s way too much! I said two cups!

Raini: That is two cups!

Raz: You’ve got the glass backwards… Those are litres!

Raini: Oh… Oops!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bruce: How are you doing?

Bombette: Cookin’ away! Smells good!

Bruce: Yeah I know… I wonder if we get to eat it after!

Bombette: Maybe that’s the Roadblock! Hahaha!

Bruce: Just don’t burn it!

Bombette: I know what I’m doing!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Zis ees zee way back, no?

Madame: Oui… Zee city ees zat way!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Are we almost done?

Mouser: I think this is the last level! Get ready!

Birdo: Oh, man…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Oh yeah! Beautiful Fried Shroom!

Raini: Nice cooking! Okay, time to garnish it and what-not…

Raz: Yeah!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Well they’re done…

Bruce: It’s okay… The Broques are way behind!

Bombette: Yeah…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Oh, I wanna eat this now!

Raini: Heh…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Zis ees zee paz back to zee city!

Madame: Oui! Bon travail! (Good job!)

Monsieur: Bon travail, ma cherí!

Madame: Let’s go! We can still catch up!

***Monsieur: We never lost our ‘igh spirits!

***Madame: Oui!

***Monsieur: We kept up our attitudes! We had fun doing eet! We didn’t get depressed! And I zink zat ‘elped a lot!

Monsieur: Where was zee clue again?

Madame: It was over zere!

***Monsieur: We didn’t see anyone, but we knew we could catch up!

***Madame: We still ‘ad a Detour and a Roadblock!


Madame: Detour… Quarters or Cuisine?

Monsieur: Hm… .I am leaning towards zee cooking…

Madame: Why?

Monsieur: Well you’re a pretty good cook! I think we could ‘andle eet!

Madame: I suppose so! Okay!

***Monsieur: And zen we were off!

Both: Woooo!!!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Careful, hon! That’s too much!

Raini: It’s okay… Brush it off!


Saffron rolls her eyes.

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bruce: Almost done?

Bombette: Yup!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Get ready!

Birdo: Okay…….. NOW!


Mouser: Woo! We got it!

Striker: Very good! Please exit the game

InterChet: Here is your next clue!

Mouser: Very good, thank you!


Mouser: Travel to… Flopside!

Phil: Teams must now travel to this location off to the side of Flipside known as the mirror hall. Here, they can find a way to a dimensionally nearby city known as Flopside. Once in this city, they will find their next clue.

Mouser: Cool! Let’s go!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wow! We did great!

Raini: Looks delicious, right?

Raz: Smells great! Looks great! Probably tastes great!

Saffron: Great job!

Raz: Haha!

Saffron: Here you go!


Raz: Travel to the Mirror Hall…

Raini: Off to Flopside? Cool!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Keep working, Bruce!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
They step outside.

Raz: Oh! Hello!

Raini: They’re here already, so hurry!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Bonjour!

Madame: Looks like zis ees zee place!

They enter.

Monsieur: ‘Allo! We would like to cook!

Madame: Ooh! Smells good in ‘ere!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Hello…

Bruce: Almost done over there, Bombette?

Bombette: Yeah, almost!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay! You do zee cooking and I’ll do zee ozer stuff!

Madame: Bon!

*Fast-paced cooking*

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: This is the place! I’m telling you!

Birdo: But I don’t see anything!

Mouser: That’s because we need to flip!

Birdo: I keep forgetting about that! It’s so weird!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Let’s go! Down there, I think!

Mouser: Aw man, they’re here! Let’s go!

They flip.

Raz: Whoa! I just saw Mouser flip over there! C’mon!

They run over and also flip.

Raz: We see you! Hahahaha!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Yeah yeah…

Birdo: Look at the big building!

They all run over and enter.

Mouser: Whooaa… Cool…

Birdo: Look at this stained glass!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Well I can’t see any way through, so let’s flip!

Raini: Right!

Four people flip.

Raz: Oh, look! There’s a flag over that mirror!

Raini: Well what’re we supposed to do with a mirr- Oh! My hand went through it!

Raz: We can go through it! Awesome! Let’s go!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Okay, is that the right amount? Did you double-check?

Bruce: Yes I did!

Bombette: Okay, time to make this Mushroom absolutely delectable!

Bruce: It sure smells good!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: You got eet?

Madame: Oui! Zis ees easy!

Monsieur: You are great at cooking!

Madame: Oh, merci!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: We’ll have to hurry up…

Bruce: Just put these herbs on! And we’ll be done!

Saffron: Excellent job!

Bombette: Thanks!!!


Bombette: Let’s go!

Bruce: Wait, where are we going?

Bombette: Flopside!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Whoaa… Weird…

Raini: It’s like the same city, but backwards and a different color!

Raz: Yeah…

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Where’s the clue?!

Mouser: Over there!

Birdo: Oh!

*Riiiiiiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiiiiip*


Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform, and no person may do more than six on the race! Flipside and Flopside are extremely similar to one another. However, the residents of Flopside are generally not as friendly and upbeat. However, teams will need their cooperation to succeed in this Roadblock. Team members will find Dyllis, a chef who specializes in more complex dishes than Saffron. She will give the team members three Couple’s Cakes. Traditionally, these cakes must always be eaten by two people, so teams must convince three locals to share the cake with them. The local can eat as little as one bite if they desire. However, teams will have to eat whatever is left. Once all three Couple’s Cakes have been consumed, teams will receive their next clue.

Birdo: Okay, Roadblock! “Who’s eating for two?”

Mouser: Do it!

Birdo: What, do you think I’m fat?!

Mouser: Just go!!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: I’ll do this one!

Raini: Good luck!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Okay! Excuse me, where can I find Dyllis? Over there? Thanks!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Yummy! Cake time!!!

Raini: Good luck!!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Beautiful Fried Shroom!

Madame: Bon appétit!

Saffron: Looks yummy! Here you are!

Monsieur: Merci!!


Monsieur: Oh! We are going to Flopside! Come!

Madame: Where ees zat?

Monsieur: I dunno! Let’s just look!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Brucey, I’m confused… I dunno where we’re going…

Bruce: Excuse me, where’s Flopside?

Local: Where?

Bombette: Ugghhh…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Let’s try down ‘ere!

Madame: Oh look!

Monsieur: Oui! Zee Bombs are ‘ere!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Ugh! They caught up! We have to work faster!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Madame: Nono, I mean look zere! In zee distance! Ees zat a flag?

Monsieur: Where?

Madame: ‘Ere… Flip with me…

Monsieur: Okay…

They flip.

Madame: See! Zere eet ees! Come on!

Monsieur: Oh! Coming!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Gah! They found it! Don’t let them get ahead! *flips*

Bruce: Hey! Wait for me! *flips*

In the Mirror Hall…
Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Whoaa… Look at zis!

Madame: Beautiful stained glass!

Monsieur: Ees spectacular!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bruce: No time to look at the pretty pictures! We gotta go!

Bombette: But there’s nowhere to go! There’s just a mirror!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: I ‘ave an ‘unch…

He approaches the mirror and touches it.

Monsieur: Cherí! Suivez-moi! (Honey! Follow me!)

He walks through.

Madame: Whoa! Wait for moi!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Go! Through the mirror!

Bruce: Whoa!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: There she is! Dyllis!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wow! Looks just like Saffron’s place!

Dyllis: Ja! Velcome to Flopside! Vould you like my cakes?

Raz: Yes please!

Dyllis: Vell here! Take them!

Raz: Uh… Dankeschön!  (Thank you!)

***Raz: So we walked out of that shop carrying three boxes with cakes inside them!

***Birdo: It was pretty hard to carry them!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Oh boy… Anyone want to share a Couple’s Cake?! Anyone want some free cake?!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Hi! Want some cake?

Slim: Cake?

Raz: It’s a Couple’s Cake!

Slim: Hahaha! You’re supposed to eat that with your significant other!

Raz: Uh, yeah… but I don’t have one! And I really want cake!! Want some?

***Raz: I knew that I was racing and that lie was to help me… but it still hurt me to say it… Sorry, Raini!

***Raini rolls her eyes and smiles.

Slim: All right, why not?

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends

***Raz: Her technique needed improvement…

Birdo: Here! You want some cake?

Resident: All right, sure! Looks good!

Birdo: Wait, don’t run off! We have to eat it together! It’s a Couple’s Cake!

Resident: Uhhh…

Birdo: *takes a bite* C’mon! Free cake!

Resident: All right… Mmmmm!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Oh my gosh… It’s better than I thought!

Slim: I’m full…  Thanks for the cake!

Raz: Oh, okay! You’re welcome!

***Raz: He didn’t want any more, so I had to eat the rest myself!

Raz: It’s okay… There’s not much left!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay! Zis ees zee place! Welcome to Flopside!

Madame: Whoa… Weird…

Raini: Oh my gosh… They’re here already…

Mouser: Uugghhh…

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Go get the clue!

Bruce: I got it!

*Riiiiiiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiip*

Bruce: Roadblock…

Bombette: I’ll do this one!

Bruce: You got it!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: I will do eet!

Madame: Bon chance!  (Good luck!)

Raini: It’s all down to the wire…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Mmm… That was delicious! Okay! One cake down! Anyone else want some cake? It’s EXCEPTIONALLY delicious!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Mmm… This is awesome!

Resident: You’re right… I’m glad you talked me into this! This is great cake!

Birdo: *picks up one last piece* Well… that’s it! Thank you, sir!

Resident: No, thank you!

Birdo: Great!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Dyllis: Velcome! Take the cakes und get out! I am vorking!

Monsieur: Merci!

Bombette: Okay… Hi there! I’m giving away free cake, but you have to share!

Garamond: Free cake? Well thank you very much!

He picks up the fork and takes a small piece.

Garamond: Mmmm… That’s delicious! *walks off*

Bombette: Oh! Wait! Is that all you want?

Garamond: I don’t want to be greedy!

Bombette: ……… Oh…

***Bombette: So I had to eat the whole rest of the cake myself…

Bombette: Okay! Time to chow down, I guess!

***Bombette: At least it was yummy!

Bombette: Mmmm…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Allo!! Would you like to join me een some Couple’s Cake? Eet’s very good!

Chet: What’s that?

Monsieur: Some cake! Eet’s too big for me to eat by myself, so I’m looking for someone to share with!

Chet: Oh… Okay, sure! Why not?

Monsieur: Trés bon!  (Very good!)

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Okay! Who’s next?! I’ve got plenty more cake!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Cake?! Cake anyone? You sir? No?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: You! You look like a connoisseur! How about some free cake? Yes you! Come on! Free cake!

***Raz: I really tried to put emphasis on the “free” part! You put free on something and someone’s bound to want it!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: FREE CAKE!!!

***Raz: But I didn’t… overdo it…


Puck backs away slowly.

Birdo: YOU SURE?!

Puck: Mommy…?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wow, you’re a quick eater! Let me just grab a quick bite… there we go! Thanks, sir!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: This cake is good… I’m almost done… Hopefully the next person will eat a little more…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Chet: That was great! Thanks for the cake!

Monsieur: De rien! (You're welcome!) I enjoyed eet too!

***Monsieur: I felt like I was doing great… I just needed to find more ‘ungry people!

Monsieur: ‘o’s ‘ungry?!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wow! Done already! Thanks a lot, bud!

Raini (distant): Razzie! How’re you doing?!

Raz: Great! One left!

Raini: He’s got one left!

Mouser: ONE?! Ugh, your husband is too good at this game…

Raini: Heh heh…

Madame: …

Bruce: Yeah…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: You want some cake? Oui! Please, please come! It’s great cake!

Kerrie: Looks delicious!

Monsieur: Feel free! ‘ave as much as you want!

Kerrie: Oooh!

Monsieur: My gift to vous!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Okay… That was great cake… a little much though… ANYONE ELSE?

Bruce: Looks like she’s moving on… getting the job done…

Bombette: Let’s see… Hi! Would you like to share some cake with me?

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Thanks for sharing this cake! It’s too much for me to eat on my own!

Inga: No problem…

Birdo: Sure is good cake! Although I’m getting kinda full…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: I hope this next person eats a lot! Hello?! Free cake for anyone!!!

Notso: … Cake?

Raz: Yeah, cake! Are you hungry?

Notso: … Starving :I

Raz: Well here! Let’s share a cake!

Notso: Are you sure?

Raz: Yeah! I can’t eat it on my own! Have some, please!

Notso: Not such a bad offer… You SURE?

Raz: Yes! Cake for you! Good!

Notso: … All right…

Raini: Is that another customer? Ooooh hahaha!

Mouser: …… …

Bruce: Maaannnn… .

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends

Birdo: And that’s it! Hope you enjoyed it!

***Birdo: And I was down to the last cake… but I was getting really full…

Birdo: Oh man… Gotta find someone who’s starving…

She heads towards the elevator.

Birdo: Gotta try the basements…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Almost done! You enjoying the cake?

Notso: Yeah!...

Raz: Great!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Bon! Zee cake ees finished! I ‘ope you enjoyed!

Kerrie: Thanks a lot!!!

Monsieur: You’re quite welcome!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Wait, wait! Are you sure you don’t want any more?

***Bombette: The second guy left early too… so I had more and more cake to eat…

Bombette: Uugghh…

***Bombette: I wasn’t very hungry, but I kept going!

Bombette: At least it’s delicious…

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Ooh! Hi there! I’ve got some extra cake! You want a bite?!

Mort: Did you say CAKE?! I’m starving! I’ve been at the arcade all day!

Birdo: Oh great! Here! It’s a Couple’s Cake!

Mort: YUM!!!

Birdo: Heh heh… Awesome!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Cake? Anyone want some cake?

*Shots of people shaking their heads no*

Monsieur: Everyone ees full…

***Monsieur: I ‘ad a bit of trouble finding my zird customer…

Monsieur: Come on, people! I just need someone to eat a slice! I’ll eat zee rest!

Monsieur: Ugh…

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Almost… done…

Bruce (distant): Wooo!!!

Bombette: This is so not good for my figure…

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Notso: Not such a bad cake! Thank you!

Raz: *munch* Great! I’m all done! Wooo!!!

Raini: He’s done! Wooo!!

Raz grabs the clue from Dyllis.

Raz: Thanks a lot! Wooo!!!


Raini: Great job, hon!

Raz: That was great cake! “Make your way to the next Pit Stop:”

Phil: Teams must now make their way into the basements of Flopside and find this highly-protected pipe. This pipe leads to the perilous Pit of 100 Trials. Teams will not be required to venture into these depths, but they will find the Pit Stop nearby! The last team to arrive here… will be eliminated!

Raz: Okay! We gotta go down! Let’s go!

Raini: Wooo!

Mouser: *very angry face* Gah! Dangit!!

Madame: Oh, I know…

Mouser: This is the third leg in a row that they’ve won!

Bruce: Yeah… They’re too good…

Mouser: ARRGGHHH!!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Oh, I love this cake! I could eat it all day!! Mmmm!!!

Mort: Me too!!! Om nom nom!!!

Birdo: Haha! I like you, bud!


Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Ah! Vous! I ‘ave some cake I would like to share with you!

Flamm: What’s dat?

Monsieur: Eet’s a Couple’s Cake, but I ‘ave no couple! I want to share eet with you!

Flamm: Mmm… Cake’s good… but I dunno if I should…

Monsieur: Oh please! Eet’s my treat!

Flamm: Maybe just a little bit…

Monsieur: Bon!!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Bleaugh… Almost done…

***Bombette: If I had to eat the majority of the cake again, I was sure I’d throw up…

Bombette: So much cake…

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Flamm: You know, sorry, but never mind… I’m trying to watch my figure.

Monsieur: Oh please! You look positively flat!

Flamm: Heh… Thanks anyway!

Monsieur: Oh man…

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: That was good, wasn’t it?

Mort: CAKE!!!

Birdo: It’s all gone, sorry!

Mort: Well give me ANOTHER!

Birdo: That’s all I have! Talk to Dyllis!

She returns to Mouser.

Mouser: Great job!! Let’s go!


Birdo: We’re off to the Pit Stop! C’mon!

Mouser: Yes! Yeeessss!!!

Madame: I ‘ope ‘e comes back soon…

Bruce: C’mooonnn Bombette… You can do it!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Sir! Sir! Please share come cake with me! I am in a race, and I can’t eat it all!

Bleu: What ees zis? Ees zat a French accent I ‘ear?

Monsieur: Oui, oui! C’est vrai!  (It's true!)

Bleu: Ah ha ha ha! I simply must share cake with zee French man! Come! Let’s eat!

Monsieur: Ah, merci, mon ami!!  (Ah, thank you, my friend!)

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Uuugh… Okay… Two down… one to go… And I’m not eating the whole thing this time >.<

***Bombette: I was so full… The last cake definitely had to be eaten almost entirely by the other person

Bombette: Anyone want some cake? Hello?

***Bombette: I had to find someone who would promise to eat a lot.

Bombette: How much can you eat? The whole thing? No?

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Woo! C’mon hon!

Raini: Where’re we going?

Raz: Well we’ve made our way down to the depths of the city… It’s around here somewhere… We’re looking for a pipe

Raini: Anyone know where the Pit of 100 Trials is?

*Various directions are shouted*

Raini: That way?

Raz: This way, c’mon!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: C’mon! Hurry up and get in the elevator!

Birdo: Sorry! I’m full of cake!

Mouser: Heheheheh!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Ah, YOU! You look positively starved! Would you like a cake?

Ledger: Hmm? Cake?

Bombette: That’s right! I’m giving you a free cake, but you have to eat it all!

Ledger: Are… you serious? Oh man, I’m starved!

Bombette: Great! Dig in!

Ledger: You sure I can eat the whole thing?

Bombette: Of course! Just gimme one bite!

Ledger: Haahaha! Okay!

***Bombette: Finally, a good customer!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Ah, eet’s a feast!

Bleu: Zis ees Dyllis’s cake, non? Oh, she makes great food!

Monsieur: I can see zat!

Bleu: Oh, my taste buds are exploding with joy!!

Monsieur: Oui oui!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Look! There’s the pipe!

Raini: Yeah… That’s the pipe, but where’s Phil?

Raz: I dunno… .There’s no one here!

Raini: What the…?

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: C’mon! This way!

Birdo: This way?

Mouser: Maybe we can pass Raz & Raini! Come on!!!

Birdo: Oh, that would be so awesome!!!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: Wait, R’ini, we’re missing something here…

Raini: What?

Raz: Remember! In this weird place, we can FLIP!

Raini: That’s right!! He might be hiding! HA!

They both flip.

Raz: Woo… Ah! There you are!

Raini: Whoa! Hey Phil!

Nolrem: Hello! Welcome to Flopside! Enjoy your stay!

Raz: Thank you!

Phil: …… Raz & Raini?

Both: …… …

Phil: Once again! You’re team number one!!!

Both: WOOOO!!!

Raz: Yeaaaah!!! We did it! We did it!

Phil: And that means you will be one of the three teams racing to the one million coins in the final leg!

Raz: YESS!! We’re in the final three! We’re in the final three, hon!

Raini: I can’t believe we made it!! We made it!!!

Phil: And there’s some more good news! As the winners of this leg of the race, you’ve each won a gourmet meal to share with five of your friends, cooked by Saffron and Dyllis!

Raz: Oh my gosh! More cake!! HAA!

Raini: That’s great!

***Raz: We knew we could do it! We knew we were destined to win! We’re in the final!

***Raini: I’m so proud of myself!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Mm… I’m getting full! I ‘ope you can finish eet!

Bleu: Oh oui! Eet would be a crime to let such a beautiful cake go to waste!

***Monsieur: Zis guy was eating lots of zee cake… but ‘e was talking too much!

Bleu: Ah! Such a cornucopia of flavours!!!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Good?

Ledger: VERY GOOD! I love this cake!

Bombette: Great! You’re helping me out so much! Thanks a lot!

Ledger: Oh, no problem!!!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: We have to flip!! Remember? Flipping?

Birdo: Right!! Let’s do it!

Both: HA!! *Flip*

Mouser: Oh! Hello Phil! Didn’t see you there!

Birdo: Whoaa!!

Phil: Birdo & Mouser… You’re team number two!!!

Birdo: WOOO!!!

Mouser: Oh man! OH MAN!! AWESOME!!!

Phil: You are one of the three teams that will be racing for the one million coins!

Mouser: We did it!!!

Birdo: I can’t even believe it! We… we did it!

Mouser: We’re in the final threeeee!!!

***Mouser: I can’t believe it… I really can’t believe it!

***Birdo: It’s a dream come true!

***Mouser: After all the fighting we’ve done… we’re in the top three!

***Birdo: I forgive him for everything! It was all worth it!


Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Are you done?

Bleu: Oh, zis ees zee last bite! I want to savor it!

Monsieur: Oh please sir… I’m kinda in a rush!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Almost done?

Ledger: I don’t want the cake to end!!!

Bombette: Well everything has to come to an end, yadda yadda yadda, I’m in a rush!!

Ledger: Oh okay! Sorry!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay! Zank you very much!

Bleu: Zat was fabulous!

He runs back.

Monsieur: I am done!

Madame: Bon!! Bon Travail!!

Bruce: ……


Monsieur: Off to zee Pit Stop! Let’s go!

Madame: Let’s ‘urry!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bruce: Come onnnn, Bombette…

Bombette: Okay! Okay thanks!!

She also runs back/

Bombette: I’m so sorry! I had some trouble!

Bruce: It’s okay! It’s fine!


Bruce: Pit Stop! Pit of 100 Trials!

Bombette: The what now?

Bruce: This way!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay, zis ees zee correct floor, but I don’t see a pipe…

Madame: Over ‘ere per’aps?

Monsieur: Where is zee pipe?! Oh come on! We do not want to be eliminated now! Zat would be just terrible!

Madame: We’re still a’ead of zee Bombs, so don’t fret!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: Excuse me! Excuse me!!! Where is the Pit of 100 Trials?!

Karla: That’s a dangerous place! Are you sure you want to go THERE?!

Bruce: Take us! Take us please! It’s worth a million coins!

Karla: Okay! This way!

Bruce: Thank you so much! Hurry!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Zere ees nozing over ‘ere!

Madame: Zis ees a dead end! Urgh! We can’t find eet!

Monsieur: Come on!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: This way? Are we almost there?

Karla: It’s right over there!

Bombette: Oh my gosh!!

Bruce: We’re gonna make it!!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh! I see eet! I see eet!!!
Madame: Runn!!!

Monsieur: Go go go!!!

Phil: ……

Phil: *Eyebrow raise*

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Both are panting heavily.

Phil: …

Monsieur: Please tell us…

Madame: Please…

Phil: … Broque Monsieur & Broque Madame?

Both: …

Phil: You’re… team number… THREE!!

Both: YEESSSS!!!

Monsieur: Ouuaaiisss!!!  (Yeeaahhh!)

Madame: We made eet!!

Phil: You are the final team to make it to the final three! Congratulations!

Monsieur: I’m just so ‘appy!

Madame: Eet’s a dream come true!

Monsieur: Unbelievable!! We’re in zee finals!

Phil: For a while, it looked like you were going to be out, but you conquered the Speed Bump and here you are!

Monsieur: Merci! Merci beaucoup!!

Madame: We did eeet!! Wooo!!!

Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bombette: There he is! Thank you ma’am!

Bruce: Come on! Let’s just hope…

Nolrem: … Welcome to Flopside…

Bruce: Th…thanks… *pants*

Phil: Bombette & Bruce?

Both: …

Phil: You’re the last team to arrive…

Both: *sad faces*

Phil: I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve both been eliminated from the race

Bombette: Oh… *sniffle*

Bruce: We came so close, y’know? We made it all the way here

Bombette: I… don’t wanna go…

Bruce: Yeah, but that’s life… We tried, Bombette!

Phil: Bombette, would you say your relationship with Bruce has grown?

Bombette: When we started the race… I still thought he was kinda strange. He seemed overprotective and clutchy… but I think we’ve gotten to know each other…

Bruce: Yeah…

Bombette: I think… he’s a big dumb jerk!

Bruce & Phil: *shocked expressions*

Bombette: …and that’s why I like him!

Bruce: Aww, hahaa!

***Bombette: We ran our hardest throughout this race, but it wasn’t quite enough…

***Bruce: We tried our best, but I think we can still walk away with our heads held high!

***Bombette: It was a great experience and I wouldn’t trade it for anything!

***Bruce: Best… adventure… ever!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: It’s time to race to the finish!

Raini: It’s going to be nuts!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Things are getting crazy!

Mouser: We want to win this race!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: We were almost out, so now we ‘ave to mount a spectacular comeback!

Madame: Eet will be Amazing!

Raz/Raini -- Newlyweds
Raz: We’ve won more legs than anyone else, and we won the last three!

Raini: I think it’s obvious that we’ll win!

Broque Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: We’ve come too far to lose… Eet would be simply awful!

Madame: We feel like we ‘ave the ability to win zis race!

Monsieur: We can do eet!

Birdo/Mouser -- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Hold onto your hats!

*The credits roll*

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