Episode 6
Title: We don’t
have time for careful!
Phil: Previously on The Amazing Race MK!
Phil: Eight teams set off from Diamond City and made their way to Rainbow Ride. Hammer Bro. & Boomerang Bro. started the leg far behind.
Boomerang: I guess everyone else got on another flight.
Hammer: And we’re left behind…
Phil: However, due to the other times encountering airline troubles in Ice Land, the Bros. managed to reach Rainbow Ride in first place, although they were put on even ground thanks to the Speed Bump.
Boomerang: Speed Bump nothin’!
Phil: As teams raced through the high altitude, they discovered something very interesting.
Doopliss: Yeah. Let’s go!! U-Turn, right?
Phil: And Flurrie & Doopliss used their U-Turn power on the Boos. After a decidedly interesting challenge…
Doopliss: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Phil: -teams checked in to the Pit Stop on the beautiful Rainbow Ride Cruiser. Unable to recover from the U-Turn, Big Boo & Big Blue Boo were eliminated from the race… Seven teams remain. Who will be eliminated…next?
The opening plays with a new Red “X” over Big Boo & Big Blue Boo
Phil: This is Rainbow Ride! A plethora of floating platforms littering the sky over the lands below. At the heart of this spectacular attraction is the Rainbow Ride Cruiser. This magnificent floating cruise ship was the fifth Pit Stop…in a race around the MK.
*Shot of the ship taking off*
Phil: During the Pit Stop, the Cruiser set sail across the skies bound for Paintbrush City, a location unknown to the teams.
Hammer: Wow, this is awesome! So serene!
Flurrie: How marvellous!
Doopliss: Yeah…we’re going……somewhere.
Birdo: Hard to believe that the Pit Stop is moving…We’re gonna be somewhere else when we start.
*Shot of the ship landing near the airport in Paintbrush City*
Phil: Hammer Bro. & Boomerang Bro., who were the first to arrive…will depart…at 11:51 AM.
*Riiiiiiip*
Hammer: Enter the museum and find the painting that will lead you to Tiny-Huge Island!
Phil: Teams must now enter this museum, which currently hosts all the portal paintings previously housed in Princess Peach’s Castle. Once inside, they must find this painting which will lead them to Tiny-Huge Island: a spectacular and secluded island that houses some…unique properties. Once they arrive, they will find their next clue.
Hammer: Tiny-Huge Island…What’s that?
Boomerang: Never heard of it.
Hammer: Hmm…Sounds interesting.
***Hammer: So we are back in first place, which is extra-spectacular. It’s gonna be first place all the way to the end now!
***Boomerang: We overcame last place and a Speed Bump to get here. The teams should watch out.
***Hammer: But, despite it all, we still didn’t use the U-Turn. So they can’t get too mad…Right?
Hammer: This is the museum, yeah?
Boomerang: Yeah…
*Riiiiiiiiiiip*
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor - 11:55 AM
Flurrie: Okay,
the painting we need is inside that museum.
Doopliss: Ugh, I hate museums. They’re so boring!
***Doopliss: Last leg, we used our U-Turn and managed to get a strong team out.
***Flurrie: That should hopefully help us get closer to the end so we can win this thing!
Doopliss: C’mon! The Bros. are like right there!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Flurrie
& Doop have started already.
Doopliss (distant): Don’t call me that
Hammer: Hahaha…
Boomerang: Look at all these paintings! What are we looking for?
Hammer: Umm…*reads clue* One with two Goombas….
Boomerang: Hmm…Maybe over here?
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: Let’s
not waste any time and find this painting.
Flurrie: Oh, these paintings are simply gorgeous! I just adore art!
Doopliss: Yeah, I’m sure you do. I don’t. Let’s go.
Flurrie: Ah…
*Riiiiiiiiiiiiip*
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds - 12:04 PM
Raz: Cool! Sounds
like a neat place!
Raini: What in the world is gonna happen on Tiny-Huge Island?
Raz: I don’t know, but let’s go find out!
***Raz: The race is going really well.
***Raini: Yeah. I love just…going to all these places with my Razzie.
***Raz: How many times have I told you not to call me that? Haha…
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Why are
we having such a hard time finding this thing?
Boomerang: I dunno…C’mon, let’s go over there.
Hammer: Doopliss is following us.
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: I dunno
where we’re going. Follow them.
Flurrie: Hm…
*Riiiiiiiiiiip*
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer - 12:10 PM
Chanterelle:
Have you ever heard of this place?
Toadofsky: No, I haven’t…Let’s go find the painting.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Here
it is! I found it!
Boomerang: We just jump in, right?
Hammer: Ayup!
Boomerang: Geronimo!!
*Shimmer*
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: There
they go! I just saw them!
Doopliss: C’mon!
They follow suit.
Ba da da, ba
da DA!
TINY-HUGE ISLAND
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Whoa…Where
are we? Oh, wow…this island is HUGE…
Boomerang: Yeah, I mean look at that mount- HOLY! HUGE GOOMBA!
Hammer: Where? WAAAHHH!!!
Huge Goomba: Yo
Both: …
Hammer: Ohhh…I understand the name now…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Oh…OH
MY! WE’VE SHRUNK!
Doopliss: Whoa!! Man, totally not cool!!
Flurrie: There’s the clue!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Oh, right.
Clue.
*Riiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Hammer: Oh, lookie here! A Detour and a Fast Forward!
Phil: This is the first of only two Fast Forwards on the entire race! The first team to find it and complete it will be able to skip all tasks and go directly to the Pit Stop. But a team may only use a Fast Forward once on the entire race. In this Fast Forward, teams will make their way across the huge island to find this pipe. On the other side of the pipe, they’ll find the opposite of where they just came from!
*Shot of Huge Phil on Tiny Island*
Phil: They’ll become very large, and the island will become very tiny. Then, while on this small version of the island, teams must search for a very small Fast Forward award. Manoeuvring around the island while being so big will definitely be a challenge, but teams that are able to search well will find the Fast Forward. Note that if any teams not doing the Fast Forward should stumble across the Award, they cannot reveal its location…or claim it.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Fast
Forward?
Boomerang: No. We’ll take the next one.
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: We
can do it, Flurrie! We can totally do it!
Flurrie: Oh, all right. Over to the pipe?
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: So, Detour
then…
Phil: A Detour is a choice between two tasks, each with its own pros and cons! In this Detour, teams must complete one of two tasks on the huge island. In Cannonball, teams will take this new warp which will take them to the windy valley. Then they must make their way up this hill where cannonballs are rolling. If they can successfully make their way to the top, they will receive their next clue. In Koopa, teams will walk through this small hole, where they will find a large lake. They must then make their way to this beach, where they must take a Koopa shell and cross the lake to the other side. They will then receive their next clue.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Oh man,
we can do cannonball! Definitely!
Boomerang: Yeah! It says stand by this post to get warped.
*Bzzzp*
…
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating - 12:21 PM
Bombette: Ooohhh…”Tiny-Huge
Island”?
Bruce: Sounds fun. C’mon!
***Bombette: Bruce, he…um…I dunno
***Bruce: I’ll always love her, but right now we gotta focus on winning the race.
Bombette: C’mon, Bruce! This way!
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Here it
is!
They jump in.
TINY-HUGE ISLAND
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Wooo!! Wow,
this is a HUGE island!
Raini: I get it.
*Riiiiiiip*
Raz: Fast Forward! Fast Forward!!
Raini: Let’s go for it!
Raz: We can totally do it! Come on!
Raini: Great!
*Riiiiiiip*
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Oh, we
have to look for art in a museum…Too bad there’s no girls around.
*BAMF*
Mouser: AUGH!!
Birdo: Toldya I’d hit you.
***Birdo: Haha, I dunno about our…”relationship”…but we’re still in the race and that’s all that matters.
Birdo: C’mon, let’s find this thing…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: This
is the pipe, right?
Flurrie: Looks like it.
Doopliss: Oh…the Toads are coming this way…They’re gonna try it too…
Flurrie: Well let’s jump in and get started!
*Pipe sound*
…
*Pipe sound*
The ground shakes as we see various shots of the teams trying to steady themselves.
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: What the…?
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: WHOA!!!
LOOK AT US!!
Flurrie: Oh my…We’ve grown!
Doopliss: Yeah! A LOT! Now I see why this might be a challenge…
Flurrie: We have to find a little tiny thing while we’re huge like this…
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: COOL!!!
HAHAHA!! C’mon! I wanna get in on that!
Raini: I hope we don’t crush the other teams!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Both: …
Hammer: What…
Boomerang: The…?
***Hammer: We were…kinda sad that we didn’t get to be…
***Boomerang: AWESOME GIANTS!
***Hammer: Yeah…but it was no big…HAHAHA!
***Boomerang: BAD PUN!!
Hammer: C’mon, let’s go…
*Riiiiiiip*
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh
wow! Zee Tiny-Huge Île!! Such a strange place!
Madame: Well, we must ‘urry!
***Monsieur: Eet was not good to start in last place. Not deserving of our strengths…
***Madame: But we will persevere!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Here it
is, over here! C’mon!
Bombette: The singer is there!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
In we go! Woo!!
The four jump in.
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: C’mon, get
in the pipe before other teams catch up!
Raini: Oh, two teams just arrived!
Raz: Oh…It’s the singer and the composer…and the bombs.
Raini: C’mon!
*Pipe sound*…*Pipe
sound*
*Earthquake*
Raini: WOO!!!
Raz: Yeah!! We’re awesomely huge!
Raini: C’mon! Let’s get searching.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Aw man?
More giants. This is going to be annoying.
Boomerang: Okay, this is harder than it looks….How do we get past these?
Hammer: Just be careful!
*Riiiiiiiiiiip*
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Detour!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Umm….Let’s
do the gauntlet thing…the cannonballs!
Bombette: You sure about that?
Bruce: Yeah! We saw how good I am at balancing last leg.
Bombette: Okay…
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: I
guess we’ll do Koopa.
Chanterelle: Yes.
…
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Gah!
Why did we have to come to a stupid museum?!
Birdo: Oh, I dunno! I like it! Look at all these beautiful paintings!
Mouser: Yeah, yeah, yeah, sissy stuff. Let’s find the one we need already!
Birdo: Let’s try over here.
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Madame: I cannot
find zee painting over ‘ere!
Monsieur: Eet ‘as to be in zis museum somewhere! We ‘ave to find eet!
Madame: Je sais! (I know)
Both: …
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Do you
see anything?
Doopliss: No!! It’s so hard to move around this island when you’re huge like this! I keep slipping on little hills and stepping on things… Augh, forget this.
He transforms into a Boo.
Doopliss: I’ll just float like you.
Flurrie: Heh heh heh…
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: This is
a little easier for us…We’re smaller than they are.
Raini: Yeah, but we can’t float.
Raz: Oh well…C’mon! Look in all the little nooks and crannies!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: I CAN’T
FIND IT, MOUSER!
Mouser: WELL LOOK!
Birdo: I’m trying, dangit!
Mouser: Well try harder!!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh...shhh!!
I found it!
Madame: Well let’s jump in! Quick, before zey see us!
Monsieur: Allons-y!! (Let’s go!)
They jump in.
Madame: Oh my! Zis ees zee Tiny-Huge Island?
Monsieur: Ah, oui! We are in zee large version where everyzing is big! But look!! Some teams went into zee pipe and zey are now on zee small version where everyzing is small!!
*Riiiiiiiiip*
Madame: Eet ees a Detour!
Monsieur: Hmm…Eet ees too late for zee Fast Forward…We will do zee cannonballs.
Madame: Are you sure?
Monsieur: *knocks his head* We are made of tough stuff. We can ‘andle cannonballs!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: You hear
that?
Boomerang: Yeah. Everyone’s here I think… Oh, except for Birdo and Mouser.
Hammer: Right…I guess they’re lost in the museum.
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Where
are we NOW?!
Mouser: We’re not even with the paintings anymore, turn back.
Birdo: Ugh, this stinks…
BEACH
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Okay… Now we get a shell…
Toadofsky: Here’s the shell. Try to get on…
Chanterelle: Wait, we both have to do this? On the same shell?
Toadofsky: No, no, I get on another one.
Chanterelle: Oh. I guess I’ll go first.
***Chanterelle: I have never done anything like that before in my life. It was certainly not easy, and I didn’t want to get wet.
Chanterelle: Oh… Oh my!!!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Careful,
bud! One coming your way!
Boomerang: Whoa!!
Hammer: This is kinda fun! It’s like Bowser’s training room!
Boomerang: Yeah…We’ve seen gigantic cannonballs before.
Hammer: But I don’t think we’ve ever been this small!!
Boomerang: We’re itty bitty tiny things!
Hammer: Iiiiiiiiitty bitty tiny things!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bombette: Okay,
we’re here!
Bruce: Whoa! Big cannonballs!
Bombette: Are you suuuure we can do this one?
Bruce: Yeah! ‘Course we can. Just avoid them and make big jumps!
Bombette: Okay….
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Oh wow,
look. The Bombs are here!
Boomerang: Really? They didn’t do the Koopa shell? How can they expect to do this one?
Hammer: I know, right?
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bombette: Bruce!!
*BAM* I dunno about this! This is kinda scary!
Bruce: Just be alert! You’ll be fine!
Bombette: I don’t think we can do this one!
Bruce: Follow me!
Bombette: …
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: I FOUND
IT! Over here!!!
Mouser: Why was that so hard?
Birdo: Because you’re so much of an idiot that it just exudes off you and I caught it…
Mouser: Right…
They finally jump into the painting. They fall in like everybody else. Mouser falls over upon landing.
Mouser: Oww…
Birdo: Haha, klutz…
Mouser: Hey, shaddup.
*Riiiiiiiiiiip*
Birdo: It’s a Detour.
Mouser: Let’s do the Koopa one.
Birdo: I thought we could do the Cannonball one!
Mouser: No, no. The Koopa one will definitely be faster!
Birdo: Really? Ya think so?
Mouser: Definitely, come on!
Birdo: Ooooookay…
…
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Don’t you
see anything?
Raini: I looked in the little pool at the top…in the trees…I don’t see anything.
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: I can’t
find it!
Doopliss (as a Boo): Keep looking! We want this Fast Forward!
Flurrie: I know, I know! We definitely, definitely want it!
Doopliss: Well c’mon! Maybe it’s in the waters around the island or something!
Flurrie: Ugghhh…This is frustrating…
Doopliss: Hmmm….
***Doopliss: This seemed like an easy task, but it turned out to be pretty difficult.
***Flurrie: It was an itty bitty scavenger hunt.
Doopliss: …
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Boomerang: Yeah!
Yeah, Bro! You’re almost there!
Hammer: One more jump and then a corner! *turns back* This was pretty easy! Hahahahaha!!
Boomerang: Watch out!
Hammer: Hu- *SMACK* Gaaaaaahhh!!
***Hammer: I turned my head for one measly second and a cannonball smacked right into me.
Hammer: Whoaaaaa…
***Hammer: I fell down quite a bit, past even where Boomerang Bro. was…
Boomerang: You okay?
Hammer: …Fine….Ugh…
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bombette: Oh
wow, Hammer Bro. fell…
Bruce: Yeah! You gotta be alert! Pay attention!
Bombette: I don’t like this…at all…
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Allo?
Bombette: Oh great, now the Broques are here too.
Madame: You’re reeeeeeeeally sure about zis?
Monsieur: But of course! Regardes-moi! (Look at me!)
Broque Monsieur runs up the hill, getting hit by all the cannonballs. They bounce off of him with a rather large noise and fall into the water.
Madame: Mon dieu! Doesn’t eet ‘urt?
Monsieur: Mais, non! Try eet!
Madame: O…kay…
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Oh, man!
Lookit that! That’s cheating!
Boomerang: They’re gonna be done in no time, come on!!!
Hammer: I’m comin’, dude!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: THIS is
what you want to do?
Mouser: Sure! Just balance on the shell and surf to the other side!
Birdo: Look at them!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle falls
off onto the sand.
Birdo: They’re pathetic, we’ll do better.
The ground shakes…
Chanterelle: Ohh….Do you mind? I’m trying to balance!
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Sorry! We’re
looking for the Fast Forward!
Raini: I don’t think we’ll ever find it…
Raz: Be positive! We’ll get it!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss (as
a Boo): Flurrieeee!! Do you see anything?!
Flurrie: Doopliss, this is ridiculous! We’re never gonna find a tiny little sheet of paper or whatever.
Doopliss: Sure we will! We’ve looked almost everywhere!
Flurrie: I guess so!
Doopliss: And then WE’LL WIN!! WAHAHAHA!!!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Ugh, so obnoxious…
Toadofsky: I wish we could eliminate them.
Chanterelle: Indeed!
*Flashback*
Chanterelle:
And they used the U-Turn. They’re not honest or fair…
…
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Boomerang: C’mon,
bud! Up here! There we go!!
Hammer: Woo!! Told ya we could do it!
Boomerang: I never doubted it!
Hammer: Yeah!! There’s the clue box! Get it!
*Riiiiiiip*
Boomerang: Okay, Route Info….
Phil: Teams must now make their way onto this skinny piece of wood that leads to this hole in the mountainside, where they will find their next clue. Teams that completed Cannonball will be carried over by this Fly Guy, while teams that completed Koopa can take this cannon. Either way, they’ll both end up in the exact same place.
Hammer: Have the Fly Guy carry you over.
Boomerang: A Fly Guy is gonna carry us both over? At the same time? How’s that gonna work?
Hammer: Fly Guys are strong. They can carry a lot… But I feel sorry for them when it’s the Broques’ turn.
Both: Hahahahahaaa!!!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: I’m
gonna try something, hold on.
***Toadofsky: I was gonna get a running start onto the Koopa Shell, so I ran up the beach.
Toadofsky: Hey, what the?
***Toadofsky: When I got up there, I saw something under this…rocky wall to the left.
Toadofsky: It’s the Fast Forward award! Oh, man! Hey! Chanty! C’mere!
Chanterelle: What? What is it?
Toadofsky: Look what I found! It’s the Fast Forward!
Chanterelle: Oh, wow… Well, too bad we can’t take it now.
Toadofsky: Yeah, I know, but listen…Why don’t we tell Raz and Raini? That way Flurrie & Doopliss won’t get it!
Chanterelle: Really? Are you sure you want to do that?
Toadofsky: Yeah, sure!
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raini: This is
pointless. Doopliss is probably gonna find it anyway.
Raz: Yeah, I know. Do you wanna quit?
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
*Faint voices
because they’re small*
Toadofsky: Raz! R’ini! Over here!
Raz: What? Is someone talking?
Raini: Down there on the beach.
They step down.
Raz: Who is it? ‘ofsky?
Chanterelle: Quiet! Over here! We found the Fast Forward!
Raini: You did?! Where?
Toadofsky: Right here! Under this overhang thing.
Raz: Aw, man!! We were right here earlier! We didn’t look there!
Raini: Oh well, Raz! It doesn’t matter! We got the Fast Forward! Woo!!!
Raz: Yeah! I guess we did it! Thanks a lot, you guys! This helps a lot!!
*Gong*
Raz reaches down and grabs the tiny paper.
Raz: I can’t read this. It’s too small, haha…
Raini: Let me see… ”Congratulations”, blah blah blah, “next Pit Stop…Wiggler’s Den.”
Phil: Having won the Fast Forward…Raz & Raini may now skip all tasks and go directly to the Pit Stop…this cave near the top of the mountain…where Wiggler lives.
Raini: “Enter the pipe near the top of the mountain to return to smaller size.”
Raz: Cool! WOO!! WE GOT IT!!!
Raini: Thanks again!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Well, that’s good. Now maybe Doopliss will be eliminated.
Toadofsky: Yeah!
…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Oh…They
got it, Doop! They got the Fast Forward!
Doopliss: *changes back* Dangit!! No!! Ughhhhhhhhh!!!
Flurrie: C’mon. It said to go back into the same pipe to change back.
Doopliss: Yeah, now we gotta do the Detour.
Flurrie: Yes.
They jump down and enter the pipe.
Flurrie: Ah…Small again. Which one should we do?
Doopliss: Cannonball. It’ll be easy!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Almost
at zee top!
Madame: You are right! Zis is easy! Eet doesn’t ‘urt!
Monsieur: We are passing zee Bombs.
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bombette: Ugghh!
Bruce: Doesn’t matter! We’re almost at the top!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Bon!
We are ‘ere!
Madame: Zat was much easier zan eet looked!
Monsieur: *Riiiiiip* ‘ave a Fly Guy fly you to your next clue.
Both: …
Madame: I ‘ope ‘ee ‘as done ‘is push-ups!
Monsieur: Ouais… (Yeah…)
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: They have
such an unfair advantage sometimes…
Both: …
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Okay, back to the task.
Toadofsky: Remember, just balance and try to focus. Don’t listen to distr-
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: You’re
PATHETIC
Toadofsky: -actions….>.<
Birdo: Hay! Why don’t you try it, then?
Mouser: Fine, get outta the way!
Mouser jumps on the shell and rides it smoothly across the water.
Birdo: …
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Both: ….
Birdo: How…did you do that?
Mouser: JUST GOOO!!!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: And you’re
up! Good girl! We made it!
Bombette: That was very rough, but I’m glad I did it! It was exhilarating.
*Riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Bruce: Okay! Let’s go!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Birdo: Umm…
***Birdo: So I decided to try and do exactly what he did…
Birdo: Hup!
***Birdo: I jumped onto it and I shot out over the water. I leaned a bit and it steered the right way…I fell right at the end, but I was close enough.
*Splash*
Birdo: Blaugh!
Mouser: See? That wasn’t hard! C’mon! Let’s go!
*Riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Mouser: Okay, get in this cannon, and we’re off.
Birdo: Whateeeever you say.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: This
is the board we need! Right there!
Boomerang: There’s the clue. Thanks, dude!
Fly Guy: :D
*Riiiiiiip*
Hammer: Iiiit’s a Roadblock.
Phil: A Roadblock is a task that only one person may perform. In this Roadblock, one team member must enter this cavern underneath Wiggler’s Domain. Then, they must attach themselves to a safety harness, climb this nearby ladder, and make their way to the other side of the room by climbing the grating. If teams fall, they must start again. Once at the other side, teams will find their next clue.
Hammer: Who loves to just hang around?
Boomerang: It’s gonna be climbing, Bro.
Hammer: I’ll do it. *opens clue* “…climb to the other side. Your partner must wait here.
Boomerang: Buh bye!
Hammer: See ya soon!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: …
Flurrie: Don’t have a hissy fit. C’mon!
…
*Pipe Sound*
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Woo!! Let’s
go!!
Raini: It’s just up there right?
Raz: The clue said to climb to the top and enter the hole in the mountain!
***Raz: Since we were tiny, it was a bit of a tough climb, but we made it up.
***Raini: And then we entered the hole.
Raz: Whoa! Nice Pad!
Raini: Haha, right….
They step on the mat, which is right in the center.
Wiggler: Hai!! Welcome to my home!
Phil: … Raz & Raini?
Raz: I know what’s coming!
Phil: You’re the first team to arrive!
Raini: All right!! Wooo!! We got the Fast Forward and we beat the Bros! Coool!!
Phil: … However, the location of the Fast Forward was revealed to you by another team, which was an infraction of the rules. Unfortunately, even though this was not your fault, it still gave you an unfair advantage. Therefore, you have incurred a 30-minute penalty.
Raz: Aw, man…
Raini: I guess that’s only fair, right?
Raz: Yeah. It’s okay! Hopefully, we’ll still be in first. It’s only 30 minutes.
…
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Hup!
Ha!
Boomerang: Keep it up, Bro! You’re a master!
***Boomerang: I stood right in the doorway and could see his progress.
Boomerang: You’re like halfway there!
*Riiiiiip*
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Un
Roadblock!
Madame: Eet ees your turn!
Monsieur: D’accord! I will do eet!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Boomerang: Okay,
you’ve got another team on your tail, but just keep going!
Hammer: Don’t worry about me! I’m-a going!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: Woo!!
I got it!! I got it!!
Chanterelle: How does he do that? Oh, this is so hard!
Toadofsky: Aaaaand…I made it! Okay, just do what I did! C’mon! It’s easy!
Chanterelle: I’m not so good at balancing, it seems…I dunno how I’m gonna make it all the way across…
…
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: Ughh…This
is farther than it looks…
Boomerang: Don’t give up!
Hammer: I ain’t givin’ up! Just gotta keep moving!
Boomerang: That’s the spirit!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: D’accord.
I am ready?
Boomerang: Okay! Broque Monsieur is just starting!
Hammer: How’d he fit through the door?
Boomerang & Monsieur: …
Boomerang: Uh….Magic?
Monsieur: ……………………………………………..
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: That’s
right! Keep going!
Flurrie: This isn’t so hard! I just gotta avoid them!
***Doopliss: After losing the Fast Forward, we worked hard to not be eliminated.
***Flurrie: We were without a doubt in last place, but we kept moving. We kept going.
Doopliss: Whoa!! That was a close one!
Flurrie: Be careful!
Doopliss: We don’t have time for careful!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh
my…Zis ees not so easy…
Madame: Just keep going!!
Monsieur: I might fall be’ind a bit…but I will never geeve up!
Madame: Bon!!
*Riiiiiiiiip*
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Roadblock…Who
loves to just hang around?
Bombette: Oh…That doesn’t sound good…
Bruce: Uhh…I’ll do it.
Bombette: Yeah, you’re stronger. Good luck then…
***Bruce: I walked in and saw the others doing the task.
Bruce: Oh boy…
***Bruce: I mean, I knew that it was possible, but it was going to take a really long time. To hang on with just my wick, it wouldn’t be easy…
Bruce: Oh, gosh…well…I guess we should get started.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Boomerang: Okay,
Bruce just showed up!
Hammer: Hahaha!
Boomerang: Hey, now! Be nice.
Hammer: Sorry! XD
Boomerang: Are you almost done?
Hammer: Yeah, I’m like right there!!
…
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Raz: Wow, they’re
going at it, eh?
Raini: Yeah.
Hammer: What the?
Hammer looks up. Raz waves.
Hammer: How long have you been there?
Raz: We’ve been here the whole time! You’d better hurry! We’re allowed to check in soon!! Haha!
Hammer: Uhhh…
PENALTY 2:36
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Okay!! I’m really going to do it this time! Okay! Here…I…GO!!!
She jumps on and begins to surf across.
Chanterelle: Wahhh…*wobbles* Oh goodness…
She slows down a lot.
Chanterelle: I didn’t run enough!
Toadofsky: Just jump! You’ll make it!
Chanterelle: Are you sure?!
Toadofsky: Positive! C’mon!
Chanterelle shuts her eyes and takes a large leap across. She lands right on the shore.
Chanerelle: Wah!! Oh, wow!! That was spectacular!! Oh, how exciting!
Toadofsky: And you did it! You did it!
*Riiiiiiiiiip*
Chanterelle/Toadofsky -- Singer/Composer - Currently in 6th place
Toadofsky: Take this cannon…
Chanterelle: All right! We’re still in the race!
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: There’s
the clues! I…got one! Woo! *hops down* Let’s get outta here!
Boomerang: You got it! Open it!!
*Riiiiiiiiip*
Hammer: Itttt’s the Pit Stop…
Phil: Teams must now rejoin their partner and make their way to the opposite end of the room, where there is a ladder leading up to the next floor, Wiggler’s Home. This is the Pit Stop for this leg of the race. The last team to arrive…may be eliminated.
Hammer: Boomerang! C’mon!
Boomerang: Let’s go, dang it!!
Raz/Raini
-- Newlyweds
Phil: Okay, you
may now check in.
Raz: Awesome!
Phil: Raz & Raini…you’re team number one!!
Raini: Woo-hoo!!
Raz: That was messed up, but it’s all okay!
Raini: Yeah!
Phil: As the winners of this leg of the race, you’ve won an invitation to a special gourmet dinner at Princess Peach’s Castle!
Both: Whoaaaa!!!
Phil: You’ll enjoy exquisite food as well as the charming company of Princess Peach herself.
Raini: Wow! That’ll be spectacular!
Raz: Good thing we won that instead of the Bros! Hahahaha!!!
*Riiiiiiip*
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Roadblock…
Birdo: You do this one.
Mouser: Fine.
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh
mon…anozer team! I must keep going!
Madame: Tu es doing bon!! (You are doing well!)
Monsieur: I know!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Ughh…
ugh… *pants* I’m tired already…
Bombette: Don’t give up!
Bruce: I won’t!! I’ll keep going!! Just for you!!!
Bombette: Eh heh heh… Right…
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: You guys’d
better hurry, ‘cuz here I come!!
…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: Done,
finally.
Flurrie: We’re in last…
Doopliss: Doesn’t matter, come on!
*Riiiiiiiiiiiip*
Doopliss: We’ll catch up at the Roadblock.
Hammer
Bro./Boomerang Bro. -- Partners
Hammer: C’mon,
Bro! C’mon! It’s right up here!
Boomerang: I’m coming! Hold your horses!
Hammer: We’re there!
Wiggler: Hai!
Hammer: Well, hai!
Phil: Hammer Bro. & Boomerang Bro.? You’re…team number 2!!
Hammer: All right!!!
Boomerang: Cooool! Nice job, Bro!
Hammer: Wooo!!! Hahaaa!!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh
mon dieu…I almost fell zere…
Madame: ‘old on!!
Monsieur: I know!!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Ughh…This
is so hard…I gotta rest…for a bit…
Bombette: Take your time, hon! I know this is hard, but just don’t give up!
Bruce pants.
Bombette: This is such a hard task for him…I don’t care if we come in second to last. That would be fine…as long as we’re not last…
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Aw, this
is a cinch! I’ll be done in no time!!
Birdo: How’re you doing?
Mouser: What? Can’t you see me?
Birdo: No! There’s a big Broque in the way!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Madame: ‘ey!!
Zat was uncalled for!
Birdo: No it wasn’t.
Mouser: Haahahahaha…
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: C’mon!
It’s over here.
Chanterelle: Cannon travel is something I’ll never learn to enjoy!
Toadofsky: I enjoyed it! C’mon! This way!
Chanterelle: Oh my! Such a skinny bridge!
Toadofsky: It’s okay; here, I’ll help you!
***Chanterelle: This has been such a tough and difficult leg…but Toadofsky’s been there helping me along…the whoooole time!
Chanterelle: My, oh, my, oh, my!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Watch
out, little man! I’m comin’ through!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: …
***Bruce: I got passed…
Bombette: It’s okay, Bruce! Just rest up and then keep going!
Bruce: Huff…Okay, let’s keep going!!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Oh my…Well, here we are…
***Chanterelle: We got up to the cave and we saw that there were still a lot of teams there.
Chanterelle: Wow…
***Chanterelle: We were still in the race!
*Riiiiiiip*
Toadofsky: Roadblock…
Chanterelle: I think this one’s perfect for you.
Toadofsky: Yeah, I guess so! I’ll do it!
Chanterelle: Oh, good luck!!!
Toadofsky: Don’t worry about me!
Chanterelle: Right! Now hurry! We still have a chance!
Toadofsky: Haha!!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh…I
need zee break…
Madame: You are almost zere!!
Monsieur: I know! But I need zee break!!!
Madame: …
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Woo!!
Watch out, old man!
Monsieur: ‘ey! I am not zee old man!
Mouser: Whatever! Passing you!
Birdo: Oh wow! Way to go!
***Birdo: Mouser totally killed that Roadblock! He passed two teams!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: *pants*
Oh…man….
Bombette: …
…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: There’s
the Roadblock! Right down there! C’mon! Hop on the Fly Guy! It’ll take
us there!
Fly Guy: Hey! I’m not an “it”!
Doopliss: Whatever! Go, go, go!!!
Fly Guy: …
Flurrie: Heh…
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: All
right…
Chanterelle: You can do it!!!
Toadofsky: Okay! Just like monkey bars when I was a kid!
Chanterelle: Yeah! That’s it! Keep going!!
Toadofsky: I’ll be done in a flash!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Okay...I
am almost zee done! Hup! Hup!!
Madame: Yes! Keep going!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: Almost
there…
Birdo: Hurry! Broque Monsieur is catching up!
Mouser: Yeah…yeah…
***Mouser: I went a little too fast and got tired at the end.
Mouser: Don’t worry…I’ll get there…ahead of him…
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Over
mon dead body! I will defeat vous!!!
Mouser: Gah! Crazy Block thing behind me!
Monsieur: Grrrr…
*Riiiiiiip*
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: We’re
here, but it looks like we’re in last.
Doopliss: That’s okay…Roadblock.
Flurrie: Ummm, you?
Doopliss: Me?! Oh, all right….
Flurrie: I think you can transform into something, maybe?
Doopliss: I dunno…
Guide: Come this way please
Doopliss: Wha? Hey, wait a minute!
They drag him off.
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: Gaaahhh…Oh
yeah! Feel the burn!
Chanterelle: Be careful in there! Don’t hurt yourself!
Toadofsky: Don’t worry!
Chanterelle: Flurrie & Doopliss just got here!
Toadofsky: Good!!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: I will
not let my wife down!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: You’re
nuts!
Birdo: C’mon, Mouser!! You’re inches away!
Mouser: I got it!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Move!
I need zee clue!
***Monsieur: Zee two of us got done at zee same time.
*Riiiiiiiip* *Riiiiiiiip*
Mouser: BIRDO!! Get your *bleep* over here!!!
Birdo: No need to be rude! I’m coming!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Ma
Cherí!!! We need to go up!
Madame: Zen up we go!
Monsieur: I want to beat zese two! Come on!!
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: All right!
Pit Stop! Woo!!
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: Oh,
eet ees a ladder…We can’t pass…
Phil: ……….
Birdo/Mouser
-- Partners/Best Friends
Mouser: There!
Come on! It’s Phil!
Birdo: I can’t believe we’re here! We were in last, weren’t we?
Mouser: Yeah, we were!
Phil: Birdo & Mouser…You’re team number three!
Mouser: Woooo!!! Nice! Very nice!
Birdo: That was awesome! Good job, Mouser!
Mouser: Aw, it was nuthin’ when you’re as awesome as me!
Birdo: Aw, shaddup!
Phil: Let’s let the next team check in here…
Broque
Monsieur/Broque Madame -- Separated Couple
Monsieur: ‘Allo!
Phil: Broque Monsieur & Broque Madame…you’re team number four!
Monsieur: Okay!
Madame: We came back from our last leg!
Monsieur: Oui! Much better!
Madame: Merci, Phil!!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: Aw,
man! This is annoying…
***Doopliss: After I said that I would do the Roadblock, they whisked me off and hooked me up to the harness right away. I couldn’t transform because I was all hooked up.
Doopliss: Now I gotta do this el original!
Flurrie: Don’t worry, you can do it!!
Doopliss: Yeah, I know…it’ll just take longer…and that’s not so good…
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Al…most…there…
Bombette: You’re doing sooo good, Bruce!! You’re almost there!
Bruce: Yeah….Just…gotta……*huff…..*
Bombette: He’s so close, but he’s getting worn out. The last two teams are here.
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: Hoo…This
is tiring…
Chanterelle: Woo! Keep going!
Toadofsky: Yeah….c’mon….
Bombette/Bruce -- Newly Dating
Bruce: *heavy panting* Don’t…wanna…let go…
Bombette: Don’t give up!! Come on! Three more rungs!
Bruce: Hup…
Bombette: Two more! Come on!
Bruce: Gotta….finish….
Bombette: One more! Bruce! Do that and you’re done!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Oh wow,
is he done?
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
I didn’t think he’d be able to finish.
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bruce: Huff….huff…..Oh…my
gosh….I made it!
Bombette: YAAAAYYY YAAAAYYY! YOU MADE IT!! WOOO!!!
Bruce: I can’t believe I just did that!
Bombette: C’mon! We still have to climb the ladder! You can rest at the top!
Bruce: I know….We’re so close!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Toadofsky: Just
the two of us, eh?
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Doopliss: This
is too difficult...ugh!
Flurrie: Come on now! Don’t give up so soon!
Doopliss: I’m goin’!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Good job!! Don’t worry, he’s far behind you!
***Chanterelle: I wasn’t worried at all…We were going to beat them for sure!
Toadofsky: Yeah! Time to feel the burn!! Woo!
Chanterelle: Keep going!
Flurrie/Doopliss -- Actress/Actor
Both: Graaahhh!!!
Bombette/Bruce
-- Newly Dating
Bombette: Ugh!!
Stupid ladder! Come on!! You’re so close!!
Bruce: Ughh….oh….
He reaches the top… and falls over.
Bombette: The mat’s right here!
Bruce: I’m…coming…Hoo….I’m gonna collapse!
Bombette: Right here! Right here! There ya go!
Bruce: Ughh..
Phil: Bombette & Bruce…..you’re team number five!!
Bombette: Yaaayy!! Oh man, yay!!
Bruce: ……
Bombette: You did so well! I can’t even believe you did that!!
Bruce: I know…I can’t believe I did it either!!
Phil: He did well today?
Bombette: Oh yeah! It was a…you know, a task that uses hands…We could’ve been out!
Bruce: Yeah…
Bombette: But he was just so amazing and he kept going and we’re still in the race WOO!!
Bruce: Heh heh heh….*Falls over*
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Two left….Keep going!!
Toadofsky: Woo!! I’m almost there!!
Chanterelle: You’re doing awesome!!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Come
on, Doopliss!! We don’t want to be eliminated!!
Doopliss: I’m going!!
Flurrie: This is bad…This is very baddd….
Doopliss: Ughh…
Flurrie: I hope it’s a non-elimination leg…
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Yay!!!
Toadofsky: I made it!!
Chanterelle: Good! Grab the clue!!
Toadofsky: Yeah…I got it!!
Chanterelle: Good job!!
Toadofsky: *Riiiiiiiiiiiip* Good! Let’s get to the Pit Stop! Come over here!
Chanterelle: I’m coming!!
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Oh no!!
Oh noooo!!!
Doopliss: Grah…C’MON!! This is stupid!!!
Flurrie: There they go…
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
This way, right?
Toadofsky: Yeah! Just climb the ladder!
Chanterelle: Okay. I can climb a ladder.
Toadofsky: Heh heh…
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Well…Looks
like this is it.
Doopliss: NO! I WILL NOT LOSE!!!
Flurrie: :’(
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Chanterelle:
Over there! Phil!
Toadofsky: Yeah, there he is!
Chanterelle: Yay!! We’re here!
They step on the mat.
Wiggler: Hello!
Chanterelle: Well, hello there!
Phil: Chanterelle & Toadofsky…You’re the sixth team to arrive!
Chanterelle: Well, we made it!
Toadofsky: I thought for sure we were out!
Chanterelle: Yayy!!!
Phil: … However… I have to inform you that you have incurred a one-hour penalty.
Both have confused expressions.
Phil: You broke one of the rules that was outlined on your clue. You were not permitted to reveal the location of the Fast Forward if you were not taking it.
Both: ….
Phil: So I’ll need you to wait over there.
Chanterelle: Oh my gosh…
Toadofsky: We…messed up…
Chanterelle: I didn’t think we were breaking any rules, did you?
Toadofsky: No.
***Chanterelle: It came as a total shock to us.
***Toadofsky: When we helped Raz and Raini…we thought we were being smart. We thought it would help get other teams out…
Chanterelle: …..
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Come
on! Don’t give up! It might be non-elimination.
Doopliss: You’re right!! Gotta…keep…going!! We will not lose!
Flurrie: I have faith in you!
Doopliss: Don’t turn this into a fairytale!!
Flurrie: Um…
Doopliss: GRAAAHHHH!!!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer - PENALTY
51:26
Both: ….
Chanterelle: It doesn’t look good…
Both: ….
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: It’s
like 1 millimeter away!
Doopliss: I got it!! Woo!!
*Riiiiiiiiip*
Doopliss: Come ON! Get over here! We gotta climb the ladder and get to the Pit Stop!
Flurrie: I’m coming, I’m coming!
Doopliss: Yeah! Go, go, go!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
Both: ….
Flurrie/Doopliss
-- Actress/Actor
Flurrie: Come
on! There! You’re up! Come on!
Doopliss: They’re there! What are they doing?
Flurrie: Mat! Now! Step! On!
Doopliss: *panting heavily* Wow, dude…Phil, you make some tough legs…
Phil: ……..Flurrie & Doopliss……You’re the last team to arrive…
Both: …
Phil: …However, Chanterelle & Toadofsky are currently sitting out a 1-hour penalty…and only 10 minutes have elapsed.
Doopliss: Oh my gosh!
Phil: Which means that you are safely in as Team Number 6!!
Doopliss: YEAAAHHHH!! WOOO!!
Flurrie: We made it!! Wooo!!
Doopliss: That’s what I said! WE DON’T LOSE! YEAHHH!!
Flurrie: Hahahaaaa!!!
***Flurrie: Today was a whirlwind.
***Doopliss: Yeah, but we’re still in it. That’s why we never surrender and never quit!
Chanterelle/Toadofsky
-- Singer/Composer
They step back
on the mat.
Phil: Chanterelle & Toadofsky? Unfortunately, all teams have checked in…
Both: …
Phil: I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve both been eliminated from the race.
Chanterelle: Awwww……
Toadofsky: I can’t believe it…I thought we were going to go so far…
Chanterelle: It’s……awful…
***Toadofsky: We almost made it today, but we made little slip ups here and there.
***Chanterelle: It’s not a very good way to go out…with a penalty…But we have no one to blame but ourselves.
***Toadofsky: But it was fun! I enjoyed my time on the race with her!
***Chanterelle: And I enjoyed my time on the race with him! I did things I didn’t think I’d ever do, and I had lots of fun!
The Credits Roll…