Red Shy Guy: OW!
Easy there, oh, hi guys. I am right now in pain since my best friend rudely
attacked me. All though I will still update my story, but of course a quick
recap. Ahem. InthelaststorytheSnifitsfoughtCountBleckbecauseheactivatedtheChaosHeart
andtheyfouuhtandfoughtandfought
thendimentioturnedouttobethetruevillainbuttheyfoughthimandwon
sothisstorytakes8monthsafterthatadventure.
See that wasn’t so ba-
Red Shy Guy falls unconscious.
Red Shy Guy: *huff*
Blue, can you play the movie? *huff* so here’s the start of Snifit X Season
6.
Prologue: A BLAST FROM THE PAST
..At Booster Tower.
Booster: Is he here yet?
Grate Guy: No.
Booster: Is he here yet?
Knife Guy: NO!
Booster: Is he here yet?
Snifits: NO!
Booster:…..
Snifit group: ………..
Booster: Is he here-
Snifit group: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! @#$%!
Grate Guy: BOOSTER JUST BE PATIENT!!!!!! Dodo will be here soon with the groceries.
Valentina: Yes dear relax.
Booster: I’m hungry!
Grate Guy: Eesh. I just hope Dodo comes soon.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Snifit 1: That must be him!
Snifit 1 opens the door.
Snifit 1: Hellooooooooooooooooooo.
WHAM!
Snifit 1 gets punched so hard he goes flying and crashes into a wall.
Snifit 1: X_o Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Grate Guy: What the?
Punchinello: HEY GUYS! WHAT’S UP!?
Snifit 2: Oh boy.
Punchinello: WHAT ARE YA DOING!?
Snifit 3: Stuff not involving hurting you.
Punchinello: I’M GOANNA @#$%$%# KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Punchinello’s fuse lits up and he breathes fire at Valentina but Booster gets her out of the way.
Punchinello: I’M NEW AND IMPROVED!!!! YOU CAN’T WIN!!! YAAAAAAAA-
30 seconds later...
Punchinello: NOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!
Snifit 1: That was fairly easy. A sneak attack was an excellent idea.
Knife Guy: I’m surprise you could think. Dark Doc. said you had severe brain damage from your fight.
Snifit 1: Knife Guy! When did you show up for my birthday party!?
Grate Guy: -_- Moron.
Knock. Knock.
Snifit 3: That must be Dodo. I’ll go get it.
3 seconds later.//
Snifit 3: GUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! O_O
Booster: What is it?
Snifit 3: IT’S DODO!!!! He-he
SMASH!!!! Dodo crashes through the room. He’s huge and rounder than before and keeps rolling until he hits the other wall.
Booster: ! Did he gain a little weight?
Valentina: DODO!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
THE BLORBS!!!!!
As if out of nowhere,
the blorbs have come back to haunt the mushroom kingdom. Many citizens
have become fat again and rolling around. What is the cause of this?
At Peach’s Castle...
Peach: In just two days 300 citizens have been infected.
Toad: This isn’t good.
Peach: TOAD! What are you doing here!?
Toad: I’m one of the Mushroom Retainers.
Peach: I fired you after you tried to steal my crown!
Toad: ………. You can prove nothing.
Mushroom Retainer: ! HEY! WHO TOOK MY WALLET!?
Toad: Definitely not me!
Luigi: TOAD!
Toad: Hi buddy!
Luigi: I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY!!!!!
Mario: Calm-a down Luigi.
Peach: Glad to see you two arrive, on with the press conference.
Snifit 1: Where’s the food?
Peach: ! What are you guys doing here!?
Booster: My pal Dodo got infected and we-a want to know how to cure him.
Peach: Well Dark Doc should be here.
Fever: Too bad he’s busy!
Peach: !
Fever: I am his
assistant, Red Virus. But I prefer to be called Fever. Also with me are
Chill & Weird.
Chill & Weird: Hi!
Toad: I see the whole virus family is here.
Peach: Anyway
back to the subject...
Meanwhile....
Bob-omb: Master! Wake up!
We see a Blue Bob-omb next to Punchinello. He has a blue Magikoopa hat, a blue cape, and a blue bowtie.
Bob-omb: …………….
BOOM!!!!!!
Punchinello: YIPE! Oh it’s just you, Bombert.
Bombert: Glad to see you’re awake. But weren’t you suppose to-
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bombert: I take it as it didn’t go well.
Punchinello: Where the @#$% are we!?
Bombert: Well according to my map-
Punchinello: You can hold maps? I thought Bob-ombs didn’t have arms.
Bombert: Well sir, the Bob-ombs in SMB2 had arms and legs so I kind of inherited that except I have no arms. Anyways we are in Dimble Woods.
Punchinello: Eesh. Let’s go.
After several minutes of walking.//
????: A WINNER IS YOU!!!!!
Bombert: Did I finally win the lottery?
????: NOT YOU FINK- I mean the big guy.
Bombert: AH @#$%!!!!! STUPID LUCK!!!!
Punchinello: But I didn’t even enter no stinking lottery!!!!!
????: You sir have won this Shroom of Power.
Punchinello: So?
????: It doubles your strength, defense, & Stamina! It could even power you until you defeat your greatest enemy!
Punchinello: ! WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY-
Bombert: Sir! I don’t think you should trust him.
Punchinello: Why not?
Bombert: Don’t you remember what happened the last time you got something from a stranger?
FLASHBACK
Shaman: With this device you will be able to slay your enemies.
Punchinello: Sounds good to me!
Shaman: 100 gold coins.
Punchinello: Fine.
Punchinello hands the money.
Shaman: Bye.
Bombert: Quite the odd device?
Punchinello: So it’s a punch of weird fighting gloves.
Punchinello puts them on; he also notices something on it.
Punchinello: Hey! What does this button do?
Punchinello pushes the button and the fighting gloves go flying off but since Punchinello has spikes at the end of his arms he goes flying off too.
Bombert: -_- Oh boy.
End flashback.
Punchinello: On the bright side, where I landed I found a guy who could help me breathe fire.
Bombert: Yeah well I don’t want to search for you again. I was lucky to be collecting flowers when you landed here.
Punchinello: You pick flowers?
Bombert: THAT’S BECAUSE THE BASE LOOKS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
BOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!
Punchinello: *cough* I forgot you explode when you get angry.
????: DO YOU WANT THE MUSHROOM FINK-RAT!?
Punchinello: Wha?
????: Nothing.
Punchinello: Ugh. Fine.
Bombert: If something goes wrong you owe me 50 bucks.
Punchinello: Deal.
Punchinello eats the Mushroom, and then his face turns red.
Bombert: What the? YOU CHEATING SHAMAN!!!!!!!
????: Foolish Fink-rat. I am no Shaman. I am the great Fawful. Have fun now.
Bombert: …….. HA! YOU TOTALLY OWE ME 50-
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAAWRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bombert: YIPE!
Bombert quickly
flees. Punchinello starts inhaling everything.
Back at Castle Peach...
Peach: So we just need to calm down until Dark Doc finds a vaccine for this!
Everyone except Peach: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Peach: HEY!
Snifit 1: PUNCHINELLO WILL EAT MY BRAIN!!!!!
Starlow: What?
Peach: STARLOW! What a nice surprise to see you, but why are you here?
Starlow: Well I heard there was trouble so I came here.
Luigi: Who turned off the lullaby?
Peach: LUIGI!!!!!
Luigi: HEY! WHO TOOK MY CAP!?
Fever: ! Huh? Oh, someone has had a heart attack. We'll have to leave now. CHILL! WEIRD! Quick! Into the ambulance.
The Viruses quickly leave.
Toad: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I too have something else to attend. My…. House is…. Burning. BYE!
Luigi: TOAD!
Toad quickly runs but suddenly disappears.
Luigi: Eh? WAH!
Luigi disappears too.
Toadsworth: What in blazes!?
Punchinello appears and starts inhaling everybody.
Toadbert: BY BOOGITY!!!!
Toadbert and Toadsworth get sucked in.
Knife Guy: RUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
Punchinello starts inhaling again and sucks in all the Mushroom Retainers, Mario, Luigi, Peach, & the Snifit gang (Snifits 1, 2, 3, Grate Guy, Knife Guy, & Booster).
Punchinello: Gwa ha ha… Ugh.
Punchinello falls unconscious.
Fawful: I have
chortels! This fool has inhaled all of my greatest enemies. Now, MIDBUS!
Throw this Fink-rat away!
Inside Punchinello...
The Garbage Dump
Grate Guy: Ugh. Huh?
Grate Guy looks and sees a combination of metal and flesh.
Grate Guy: I always wondered how Punchinello’s insides look…. BUT THROUGH AN X-RAY!!!!
Grate Guy gets up and starts rolling and sees some weird robots that look like Fly Guys. They are grabbing pieces of material swalloed by Punchinello and taking them away.
Grate Guy: Weird.
Starlow: LET GO OFF ME!!!
Robot: Object struggling, must put in storage until further assistance.
The robot pulls some of the flesh in Punchinello and makes a hole appear and puts Starlow in. Then the robot grabs some spare metal and puts it where the hole was. The robot then leaves.
Grate Guy: Well if I’m gonna get far I at least need something to take some hits. Unfortunately Knife Guy is not around or the Snifits or Booster for that matter.
Grate Guy sees an actual warp pipe underneath Starlow. Grate Guy enters and it fires him at Starlow but unlike normal people Punchinello's skin is harder even on the inside so Grate Guy just hurts himself.
Grate Guy: X_o Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Starlow: Oh great.
Starlow sees the skin is damaged enough so she is able to struggle enough to break free.
Starlow: Thanks, I guess.
Grate Guy: Ugh. Let’s just continue.
The duo walk a little bit until they see Knife Guy trapped as well but only his head is covered within the metallic skin.
Grate Guy: BRO!
Grate Guy quickly pulls Knife Guy out.
Grate Guy: Uh, Knife Guy?
Knife Guy: HOLY @#$%! WHERE THE @#$% ARE WE?!
Grate Guy: Apparently in Punchinello’s insides.
Knife Guy: EW. Well let’s get going.
The Duo walks some more until they see one of the robotic fly guys.
Robot: Visitors. Are you viruses or annihilators?
Knife Guy: Virus?
Robot: No virus admits it’s a virus. Ye come to aid the master. Please call me Emogoblin Guy. Unfortunately the master is knocked out. If you wish to wake him up go to the Power Plant.
Grate Guy: Power Plant eh? Thanks.
The Trio starts walking.
EG (Emogoblin Guy): WAIT!
The trio trip and fall.
EG: I have something to give you. The Master inhaled it awhile back. It has no purpose to us but you may need it.
YOU GOT 10 GARBAGE PIT PIECES! …. YOU GOT THE KOOPA SHELL
Starlow: Amazing. Now you can do a Special attack. Let’s try.
1 attempt later...
Grate Guy: OW!
Starlow: Oh. I didn’t know you can’t kick well.
Knife Guy: Well this is useless to us. Come on, let's go to the Power Plant.
At the Power Plant...
Grate Guy:!
Booster: What does this do?
Knife Guy: BOOSTER! NO!
Booster punches a metallic bone with an electric symbol and electricity flows thought the entire body.
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGG!!! Eh? What did I eat? Huh?
Punchinello sees he’s in Cavi Cape.
Punchinello: What the-
Booster: HEY PUNCHINELLO HOW’S IT GOI-MPH!!
Grate Guy: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Punchinello: Am I insane?
Starlow: Hello there Mr. Punchinello.
Punchinello: Bombert is that you? This isn’t funny Bombert!
Starlow: Um no. I’m in your uh, insides.
Punchinello: My insides. …. ARE YOU A PARASITE?!
Starlow: Uh no.
Punchinello: Great now I have a freak in my belly or my mind.
Starlow: You do know I can hear you.
Punchinello: I REALIZE THAT!!!!!
Punchinello decides to walk it off and starts exploring the cape. He sees something flammable and tries to breathe fire but can’t.
Punchinello: AH @#$%$%% PARASITES!!!!!!!
Starlow: I told you I’m not a parasite!
Punchinello: THEN WHY CAN’T I @#$%$%% BREATHE FIRE!?!?
Starlow: I don’t know but we didn’t do it.
Punchinello: WHATEVER!!!!!
Back inside...
Starlow: I think we best leave it to him.
Snifit 1: Yeah I guess. I heard from one of those metallic Shy Guys that some Toads made a town somewhere. Let’s go there.
Booster: Right.
Back with Punchinello...
Punchinello: This isn’t my day.
Fawful zooms by him.
Punchinello: This really isn’t my day.
Fawful: So you are awake?
Punchinello: YOU KNOW I CAN PROBABLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!
Fawful: Fawful does not fear a freak. Thanks to you I have obliterated the plumbers and those fink-rat Snifits!!!
Punchinello:….. ARRRRRRGG!!!!! THAT WAS MY THING!!!!! I WANTED TO KILL THEM BECAUSE…… BECAUSE…..
Fawful: I do not care. With them gone now now now now… MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND BOWSER’S KINGDOM WILL BE MINE!!!
Punchinello: You crazy ugly-
Fawful: I do not have time for your insults. I am leaving now.
Punchinello: Hey!
Punchinello tries to chase him but Midbus blocks him.
Midbus: You no hurt Master.
Punchinello: Wha? Listen, GET OUT OF MY WAY! UNLESS YOU WANT A TASTE OF MY FIST!!!!
Midbus: Taste? I think not. I HAVE NO TASTE!
Punchinello: But. THAT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Midbus: Sense is for the weak.
Punchinello: WEAK!? That’s it your dead! Prepare for-
WHAM! Midbus punches Punchinello hard enough he goes flying and crashes into a tree.
Punchinello: The…. Irony.
Midbus: Is that all you have?
Punchinello: All… you’ve got.
Fawful: Midbus! How’s the battle going?
Midbus: We are done with this battle.
Midbus: Let us leave now, Fawful.
Fawful: Right. Let us go!
30 Minutes later...
Punchinello: Ugh. I will kill them both… later.
Starlow: This is terrible! They’re trying to takeover everything!
Punchinello: Yeah, not my problem. I’m going back to my base.
Starlow: You have to stop them!
Punchinello: Why?
Starlow: You’ll be rewarded by the princess for saving the kingdom.
Punchinello: THAT’S THE STUPIDEST….. ! Wait.
Starlow: Huh?
Punchinello: Now I remember. YES! If I do stop them from taking over the kingdom, I’LL BE FAMOUS!!!!!!! Okay! Next stop, Bowser’s Castle!
Starlow: Why there?
Punchinello: They’re obviously gonna take out the Koopa King first. So I’ll strike when they least expect it. Now onward!
Punchinello gets back up and starts leaving Cavi Cape, but before he can arrive at his next destination...
????: Rushing, are we?
Punchinello: ! Ooooooohhhhhhhh, ANOTHER voice in my head! Let’s invite four more. The more the merrier!
?????: I do not like your sarcastic remark.
Punchinello: LISTEN! I have had a rough day, so can you please leave me alone?
????: I will but first I must teach you something.
Punchinello: Is it how to get this parasite out of me?
Starlow: I’M NOT A PARASITE!!
Punchinello: Deny it all you want.
Starlow: GRRRRR!!!!!!!
SMACK!
Punchinello: OW!
????: No. Punch that stone beside you.
Punchinello: Fine.
Punchinello does and finds a Chakroad.
Punchinello: What is that thing?
????: Go in it.
Punchinello: … Okay.
????: Now we travel WITH OUR MINDS.
Punchinello: Wha-
Punchinello suddenly sees he’s back in Cavi Cape.
Punchinello: YOU-
????: Now’s not the time for violence. If you wish to return where you were, just go back to the Chakroad.
Punchinello: Okay.
Punchinello does and sees he’s back.
Punchinello: Now to start a brand new adventure.
Punchinello walks into Plack Beach.
And so a brand new journey has begun. How will the unlikely team win? Will Punchinello find Bombert? Will the Snifit Team cooperate with their greatest enemy? Find out SOON!