Red Shy Guy: OW!
Easy there, oh, hi guys. I am right now in pain since my best friend rudely
attacked me. All though I will still update my story, but of course a quick
recap. Ahem. InthelaststorytheSnifitsfoughtCountBleckbecauseheactivatedtheChaosHeart
sothisstorytakes8monthsafterthatadventure. See that wasnít so ba-
Red Shy Guy falls unconscious.
Red Shy Guy: *huff*
Blue, can you play the movie? *huff* so hereís the start of Snifit X Season
Prologue: A BLAST FROM THE PAST
..At Booster Tower.
Booster: Is he here yet?
Grate Guy: No.
Booster: Is he here yet?
Knife Guy: NO!
Booster: Is he here yet?
Snifit group: ÖÖÖ..
Booster: Is he here-
Snifit group: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! @#$%!
Grate Guy: BOOSTER JUST BE PATIENT!!!!!! Dodo will be here soon with the groceries.
Valentina: Yes dear relax.
Booster: Iím hungry!
Grate Guy: Eesh. I just hope Dodo comes soon.
KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!
Snifit 1: That must be him!
Snifit 1 opens the door.
Snifit 1: Hellooooooooooooooooooo.
Snifit 1 gets punched so hard he goes flying and crashes into a wall.
Snifit 1: X_o Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Grate Guy: What the?
Punchinello: HEY GUYS! WHATíS UP!?
Snifit 2: Oh boy.
Punchinello: WHAT ARE YA DOING!?
Snifit 3: Stuff not involving hurting you.
Punchinello: IíM GOANNA @#$%$%# KILL YOU!!!!!!!!
Punchinelloís fuse lits up and he breathes fire at Valentina but Booster gets her out of the way.
Punchinello: IíM NEW AND IMPROVED!!!! YOU CANíT WIN!!! YAAAAAAAA-
30 seconds later...
Punchinello: NOOOOOOOOOOOO FAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!!!!!!!
Snifit 1: That was fairly easy. A sneak attack was an excellent idea.
Knife Guy: Iím surprise you could think. Dark Doc. said you had severe brain damage from your fight.
Snifit 1: Knife Guy! When did you show up for my birthday party!?
Grate Guy: -_- Moron.
Snifit 3: That must be Dodo. Iíll go get it.
3 seconds later.//
Snifit 3: GUUUUUUUUUUYSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! O_O
Booster: What is it?
Snifit 3: ITíS DODO!!!! He-he
SMASH!!!! Dodo crashes through the room. Heís huge and rounder than before and keeps rolling until he hits the other wall.
Booster: ! Did he gain a little weight?
As if out of nowhere,
the blorbs have come back to haunt the mushroom kingdom. Many citizens
have become fat again and rolling around. What is the cause of this?
At Peachís Castle...
Peach: In just two days 300 citizens have been infected.
Toad: This isnít good.
Peach: TOAD! What are you doing here!?
Toad: Iím one of the Mushroom Retainers.
Peach: I fired you after you tried to steal my crown!
Toad: ÖÖÖ. You can prove nothing.
Mushroom Retainer: ! HEY! WHO TOOK MY WALLET!?
Toad: Definitely not me!
Toad: Hi buddy!
Luigi: I AM NOT YOUR BUDDY!!!!!
Mario: Calm-a down Luigi.
Peach: Glad to see you two arrive, on with the press conference.
Snifit 1: Whereís the food?
Peach: ! What are you guys doing here!?
Booster: My pal Dodo got infected and we-a want to know how to cure him.
Peach: Well Dark Doc should be here.
Fever: Too bad heís busy!
Fever: I am his assistant, Red Virus. But I prefer to be called Fever. Also with me are Chill & Weird.
Chill & Weird: Hi!
Toad: I see the whole virus family is here.
back to the subject...
Bob-omb: Master! Wake up!
We see a Blue Bob-omb next to Punchinello. He has a blue Magikoopa hat, a blue cape, and a blue bowtie.
Punchinello: YIPE! Oh itís just you, Bombert.
Bombert: Glad to see youíre awake. But werenít you suppose to-
Bombert: I take it as it didnít go well.
Punchinello: Where the @#$% are we!?
Bombert: Well according to my map-
Punchinello: You can hold maps? I thought Bob-ombs didnít have arms.
Bombert: Well sir, the Bob-ombs in SMB2 had arms and legs so I kind of inherited that except I have no arms. Anyways we are in Dimble Woods.
Punchinello: Eesh. Letís go.
After several minutes of walking.//
????: A WINNER IS YOU!!!!!
Bombert: Did I finally win the lottery?
????: NOT YOU FINK- I mean the big guy.
Bombert: AH @#$%!!!!! STUPID LUCK!!!!
Punchinello: But I didnít even enter no stinking lottery!!!!!
????: You sir have won this Shroom of Power.
????: It doubles your strength, defense, & Stamina! It could even power you until you defeat your greatest enemy!
Punchinello: ! WELL WHEN YOU PUT IT THAT WAY-
Bombert: Sir! I donít think you should trust him.
Punchinello: Why not?
Bombert: Donít you remember what happened the last time you got something from a stranger?
Shaman: With this device you will be able to slay your enemies.
Punchinello: Sounds good to me!
Shaman: 100 gold coins.
Punchinello hands the money.
Bombert: Quite the odd device?
Punchinello: So itís a punch of weird fighting gloves.
Punchinello puts them on; he also notices something on it.
Punchinello: Hey! What does this button do?
Punchinello pushes the button and the fighting gloves go flying off but since Punchinello has spikes at the end of his arms he goes flying off too.
Bombert: -_- Oh boy.
Punchinello: On the bright side, where I landed I found a guy who could help me breathe fire.
Bombert: Yeah well I donít want to search for you again. I was lucky to be collecting flowers when you landed here.
Punchinello: You pick flowers?
Bombert: THATíS BECAUSE THE BASE LOOKS SO DEPRESSING!!!!!!!!
Punchinello: *cough* I forgot you explode when you get angry.
????: DO YOU WANT THE MUSHROOM FINK-RAT!?
Punchinello: Ugh. Fine.
Bombert: If something goes wrong you owe me 50 bucks.
Punchinello eats the Mushroom, and then his face turns red.
Bombert: What the? YOU CHEATING SHAMAN!!!!!!!
????: Foolish Fink-rat. I am no Shaman. I am the great Fawful. Have fun now.
Bombert: ÖÖ.. HA! YOU TOTALLY OWE ME 50-
flees. Punchinello starts inhaling everything.
Back at Castle Peach...
Peach: So we just need to calm down until Dark Doc finds a vaccine for this!
Everyone except Peach: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.
Snifit 1: PUNCHINELLO WILL EAT MY BRAIN!!!!!
Peach: STARLOW! What a nice surprise to see you, but why are you here?
Starlow: Well I heard there was trouble so I came here.
Luigi: Who turned off the lullaby?
Luigi: HEY! WHO TOOK MY CAP!?
Fever: ! Huh? Oh, someone has had a heart attack. We'll have to leave now. CHILL! WEIRD! Quick! Into the ambulance.
The Viruses quickly leave.
Toad: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand I too have something else to attend. MyÖ. House isÖ. Burning. BYE!
Toad quickly runs but suddenly disappears.
Luigi: Eh? WAH!
Luigi disappears too.
Toadsworth: What in blazes!?
Punchinello appears and starts inhaling everybody.
Toadbert: BY BOOGITY!!!!
Toadbert and Toadsworth get sucked in.
Knife Guy: RUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
Punchinello starts inhaling again and sucks in all the Mushroom Retainers, Mario, Luigi, Peach, & the Snifit gang (Snifits 1, 2, 3, Grate Guy, Knife Guy, & Booster).
Punchinello: Gwa ha haÖ Ugh.
Punchinello falls unconscious.
Fawful: I have
chortels! This fool has inhaled all of my greatest enemies. Now, MIDBUS!
Throw this Fink-rat away!
The Garbage Dump
Grate Guy: Ugh. Huh?
Grate Guy looks and sees a combination of metal and flesh.
Grate Guy: I always wondered how Punchinelloís insides lookÖ. BUT THROUGH AN X-RAY!!!!
Grate Guy gets up and starts rolling and sees some weird robots that look like Fly Guys. They are grabbing pieces of material swalloed by Punchinello and taking them away.
Grate Guy: Weird.
Starlow: LET GO OFF ME!!!
Robot: Object struggling, must put in storage until further assistance.
The robot pulls some of the flesh in Punchinello and makes a hole appear and puts Starlow in. Then the robot grabs some spare metal and puts it where the hole was. The robot then leaves.
Grate Guy: Well if Iím gonna get far I at least need something to take some hits. Unfortunately Knife Guy is not around or the Snifits or Booster for that matter.
Grate Guy sees an actual warp pipe underneath Starlow. Grate Guy enters and it fires him at Starlow but unlike normal people Punchinello's skin is harder even on the inside so Grate Guy just hurts himself.
Grate Guy: X_o Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
Starlow: Oh great.
Starlow sees the skin is damaged enough so she is able to struggle enough to break free.
Starlow: Thanks, I guess.
Grate Guy: Ugh. Letís just continue.
The duo walk a little bit until they see Knife Guy trapped as well but only his head is covered within the metallic skin.
Grate Guy: BRO!
Grate Guy quickly pulls Knife Guy out.
Grate Guy: Uh, Knife Guy?
Knife Guy: HOLY @#$%! WHERE THE @#$% ARE WE?!
Grate Guy: Apparently in Punchinelloís insides.
Knife Guy: EW. Well letís get going.
The Duo walks some more until they see one of the robotic fly guys.
Robot: Visitors. Are you viruses or annihilators?
Knife Guy: Virus?
Robot: No virus admits itís a virus. Ye come to aid the master. Please call me Emogoblin Guy. Unfortunately the master is knocked out. If you wish to wake him up go to the Power Plant.
Grate Guy: Power Plant eh? Thanks.
The Trio starts walking.
EG (Emogoblin Guy): WAIT!
The trio trip and fall.
EG: I have something to give you. The Master inhaled it awhile back. It has no purpose to us but you may need it.
YOU GOT 10 GARBAGE PIT PIECES! Ö. YOU GOT THE KOOPA SHELL
Starlow: Amazing. Now you can do a Special attack. Letís try.
1 attempt later...
Grate Guy: OW!
Starlow: Oh. I didnít know you canít kick well.
Knife Guy: Well this is useless to us. Come on, let's go to the Power Plant.
At the Power Plant...
Booster: What does this do?
Knife Guy: BOOSTER! NO!
Booster punches a metallic bone with an electric symbol and electricity flows thought the entire body.
Punchinello: AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGG!!! Eh? What did I eat? Huh?
Punchinello sees heís in Cavi Cape.
Punchinello: What the-
Booster: HEY PUNCHINELLO HOWíS IT GOI-MPH!!
Grate Guy: Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Punchinello: Am I insane?
Starlow: Hello there Mr. Punchinello.
Punchinello: Bombert is that you? This isnít funny Bombert!
Starlow: Um no. Iím in your uh, insides.
Punchinello: My insides. Ö. ARE YOU A PARASITE?!
Starlow: Uh no.
Punchinello: Great now I have a freak in my belly or my mind.
Starlow: You do know I can hear you.
Punchinello: I REALIZE THAT!!!!!
Punchinello decides to walk it off and starts exploring the cape. He sees something flammable and tries to breathe fire but canít.
Punchinello: AH @#$%$%% PARASITES!!!!!!!
Starlow: I told you Iím not a parasite!
Punchinello: THEN WHY CANíT I @#$%$%% BREATHE FIRE!?!?
Starlow: I donít know but we didnít do it.
Starlow: I think we best leave it to him.
Snifit 1: Yeah I guess. I heard from one of those metallic Shy Guys that some Toads made a town somewhere. Letís go there.
Back with Punchinello...
Punchinello: This isnít my day.
Fawful zooms by him.
Punchinello: This really isnít my day.
Fawful: So you are awake?
Punchinello: YOU KNOW I CAN PROBABLY KILL YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!
Fawful: Fawful does not fear a freak. Thanks to you I have obliterated the plumbers and those fink-rat Snifits!!!
Punchinello:Ö.. ARRRRRRGG!!!!! THAT WAS MY THING!!!!! I WANTED TO KILL THEM BECAUSEÖÖ BECAUSEÖ..
Fawful: I do not care. With them gone now now now nowÖ MUSHROOM KINGDOM AND BOWSERíS KINGDOM WILL BE MINE!!!
Punchinello: You crazy ugly-
Fawful: I do not have time for your insults. I am leaving now.
Punchinello tries to chase him but Midbus blocks him.
Midbus: You no hurt Master.
Punchinello: Wha? Listen, GET OUT OF MY WAY! UNLESS YOU WANT A TASTE OF MY FIST!!!!
Midbus: Taste? I think not. I HAVE NO TASTE!
Punchinello: But. THAT DOESNíT MAKE ANY SENSE!!!!
Midbus: Sense is for the weak.
Punchinello: WEAK!? Thatís it your dead! Prepare for-
WHAM! Midbus punches Punchinello hard enough he goes flying and crashes into a tree.
Punchinello: TheÖ. Irony.
Midbus: Is that all you have?
Punchinello: AllÖ youíve got.
Fawful: Midbus! Howís the battle going?
Midbus: We are done with this battle.
Midbus: Let us leave now, Fawful.
Fawful: Right. Let us go!
30 Minutes later...
Punchinello: Ugh. I will kill them bothÖ later.
Starlow: This is terrible! Theyíre trying to takeover everything!
Punchinello: Yeah, not my problem. Iím going back to my base.
Starlow: You have to stop them!
Starlow: Youíll be rewarded by the princess for saving the kingdom.
Punchinello: THATíS THE STUPIDESTÖ.. ! Wait.
Punchinello: Now I remember. YES! If I do stop them from taking over the kingdom, IíLL BE FAMOUS!!!!!!! Okay! Next stop, Bowserís Castle!
Starlow: Why there?
Punchinello: Theyíre obviously gonna take out the Koopa King first. So Iíll strike when they least expect it. Now onward!
Punchinello gets back up and starts leaving Cavi Cape, but before he can arrive at his next destination...
????: Rushing, are we?
Punchinello: ! Ooooooohhhhhhhh, ANOTHER voice in my head! Letís invite four more. The more the merrier!
?????: I do not like your sarcastic remark.
Punchinello: LISTEN! I have had a rough day, so can you please leave me alone?
????: I will but first I must teach you something.
Punchinello: Is it how to get this parasite out of me?
Starlow: IíM NOT A PARASITE!!
Punchinello: Deny it all you want.
????: No. Punch that stone beside you.
Punchinello does and finds a Chakroad.
Punchinello: What is that thing?
????: Go in it.
Punchinello: Ö Okay.
????: Now we travel WITH OUR MINDS.
Punchinello suddenly sees heís back in Cavi Cape.
????: Nowís not the time for violence. If you wish to return where you were, just go back to the Chakroad.
Punchinello does and sees heís back.
Punchinello: Now to start a brand new adventure.
Punchinello walks into Plack Beach.
And so a brand new journey has begun. How will the unlikely team win? Will Punchinello find Bombert? Will the Snifit Team cooperate with their greatest enemy? Find out SOON!