The referee:

The announcer:

***

Wario: Heh heh heh-heh!

Amazing: Amazing! I'm Amazing Flying Hammer Brother, you're announcer tonight at wonderous Roy's Boxing Arena. Following Blooper's incredible, underdog victory, we're back down at the beginning to find out which fighter will join Blooper in Round Four. We'll start with a true power struggle, Wario against Smithy. Wario is in the Red Corner. Weighing in at 450 pounds, and with an impressive history of invincibility, he's one tough guy to beat!

Wario: I'm-a gonna win!

Amazing: But don't think Wario will have it easy, because in the Blue Corner, he broke the scale and has previously had a fantastic 9000 HP, it's Smithy!

Smithy: This will be my test as I prepare to re-invade.

Amazing: Who will emerge victorious? Here with his analysis and, I'm afraid, a less than amazing record, is Larry Koopa.

Larry: Ooh, that hurt. It's a tough choice this week. Both fighters have been the boss of a game. However, I am going to pick Wario, despite Smithy's high HP, because he was invincible in two of his games. If he is again tonight, he's sure to win, and I have less of a guarantee with Smithy.

Amazing: Now we'll find out which tourist of this fascinating Land will be recognized for heroics in the line of... uh, touring. Roy?

Roy: Bowser 52589. Now get on with it so I can see who wins.

Bowser 52589: Wait! I want to use my five seconds of fame to find out who in the audience is against Bowser.

Roy: That's nice, but your five seconds are up.

Bowser 52589: I'll get you, and your father!

Roy: Sure. Now let's battle!

Amazing: Alright Mastadoom, let's get the excitement started!

Mastadoom: I have doubts that this will actually be exciting, as one of the fighters may be doomed to fall early. Remember that you lose if you get blasted out of the ring. Ready? Fight!

Wario: Body Slam!

Smithy: Ooh! Head Change!

Amazing: What an incredible start! Wario made the first move by slamming into Smithy, which provoked Smithy into changing into his witch head.

Wario: Ground Pound!

Smithy: Sword Rain!

Wario: Oh boy!

Amazing: Smithy is definitely not out though! He hurt Wario with a magic sword attack before Wario could land his attack. Wario could be in a bit of trouble.

Smithy: Sledge!

Wario: Owow!

Amazing: Oh that had to hurt! Smithy dropped a huge slab of wood on Wario!

Smithy: Bullet Spray.

Wario: Haha!

Smithy: Ooh! Head Change!

Amazing: Incredible! Smithy's bullets bounced right off Wario and hit him instead! He's changed into his Safe Head.

Wario: Ground Pound! Aahaah!

Smithy: Not smart. Head Change!

Amazing: Wario tried his Ground Pound again, but hurt himself on Smithy's strong armor. Smithy changed into his Tank Head.

Wario: Charge Punch!

Smithy: Magma!

BOOM!!!

It takes a while for the dust to clear. Afterwards...

Mastadoom: Wario wins!

Amazing: I don't believe it! In an amazing turn of events, Wario repelled Smithy's magma bullet and turned him into, eheh, smithereens. Wario's the winner!

Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Wario's the winner!

Amazing: Make sure to be here next week, when Wario will battle the new Challenger. It's guaranteed to be, simply amyzing!

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.