The referee:

The announcer:

***

Buster Beetle: You are in Roy's Boxing Arena, listening to me, Buster Beetle, the best fighter of all time. HEAR ME, NINTENDO!!!

Some Guy Named Nintendo: I hear you already!

Buster Beetle: Shut up, I'm talking! This week we have two new fighters that are nowhere near as good as I am. They can just introduce themselves.

Mastadoom: I am Mastadoom from Star Hill, and you are dead.

Mokura: Haha, you can't see me! I'm Mokura from Land's End, and I'm invincible!

Buster Beetle: Here's what's-his-name with his lousy analysis.

Larry: My name is Larry.

Buster Beetle: Don't care.

Larry: Hmph. Well, I'm going with Mastadoom to win because he looks so big and powerful. Hey, and he's already dead! Can't beat that.

Buster Beetle: Oh great, it's that stupid Tourist of the Week thing...

Roy: I agree, why must Lemmy make demands on what I do here? Well, last week's winner was Videogamerpat, and this week it's Crazy Packers Fan. Well at least that's a good choice.

Videogamerpat: Lemmy must've really liked my pictures...

Crazy Packers Fan: Which isn't fair, but at least he's not completely crazy.

Videogamerpat: And you're not?

Crazy Packers Fan: Watch it!

Roy: That's it for that.

Buster Beetle: Let's get this lame fight started. Oh look, there's Mack, reduced to being the ref! Hahaha!

Mack: Watch it, Beetle. In case you're too stupid to bounce, I am wearing the Crown.

Buster Beetle: Big whoop. I could take you any day.

Mack: I highly doubt it. Ok, let's bounce into action. Fight!

Mokura: Shocker!

Mastadoom: Bone Club.

*ding* *whish*

Buster Beetle: Oh, how pathetic. Mokura's lightning attack has done nothing, as Mastadoom must be a ground type. And Mastadoom's Bone Club has hit nothing at all because Mokura is transparent.

Mastadoom: Immune to physical attacks?

Mokura: Yup. Immune to lightning?

Mastadoom: Yeah. Immune to instant death?

Mokura: Um... wait... maybe?

Mastadoom: Doom!

*poof*

Mack: Mastadoom has bounced to victory without moving!

Buster Beetle: Leave the commentary to me, ref. Mastadoom has instantly won the battle by dooming Mokura to oblivion. What a lame battle, not interesting at all. And, I'm also not interested in what those Losers of the Week have to say, so let's just go already.

The winner:

The loser:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.