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Bob-omb: Will his explosive nature take him to victory, or will he be too short-lived? |
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Porcupo: Those spikes are tough, but will his speed and defense let him down? |
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Bob-omb: Will his explosive nature take him to victory, or will he be too short-lived? |
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Porcupo: Those spikes are tough, but will his speed and defense let him down? |
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The announcer:
The referee:
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Kamek: Welcome to Roy's Sports Hall! Tonight is the very first battle of Season Three!
Roy: Yes, tonight we have a very special battle. Two fighters that hate themselves to death will fight for their species' honor.
Kamek: That's right! And here with us we have two Lemmy's Land tourists that will root for their fighter of choice! Say hello to Videogamerpat and Guest256!
Guest256: Come on fellow Porcupo! There's no way you can lose to a Bob-omb!
Videogamerpat: Bob-omb can beat Porcupo with both hands tied behind his back! Except he doesn't HAVE any hands.
Kamek: Yes, yes, charming. Anyway, here's Larry for his prediction.
Larry: This prediction is a pretty tough decision since both fighters are pretty much equal in strength.
VGP and Guest256: WHAT DID YOU SAY?!
Larry: Anyway, my vote goes to Bob-omb.
Kamek: And what's your reason?
Larry: Um... ok! I admit it! I flipped a coin!
Roy: Isn't that what you always do?
Larry: What?! No! Never! I'd never do such thing! Except today, because I'm lazy to analyze each fighter.
Roy: Suuuuure. Ok Kamek, you should officially announce the fighters.
Kamek: Ok! In the Green Corner, it's the explosive sphere known as Bob-omb!
Bob-omb: This is going to be a snap!
Kamek: But in the Yellow Corner, it's his adversary, rival, and all-around enemy, Porcupo!
Porcupo: You will fall by the power of my spikes!
Kamek: Who will end up the winner of this first match? Stay tuned to find out!
Roy: ... Scratch that last sentence, it was cheesy. And... FIGHT!
Porcupo: Surrender or face defeat!
Bob-omb: Never- AGH!!!
Kamek: Porcupo has made the first move by launching a spike at Bob-omb!
Bob-omb: You're going to need more than that to beat me!
Porcupo: Porcupo Charge!
Bob-omb: WHOA! Take this!
Porcupo: OW!!!
Kamek: Porcupo charged at Bob-omb but Bob-omb kicked him in the face!
Porcupo: My beautiful face! You're going to pay! YYEEEARGH!!!
Bob-omb: AAAGH!!! DON'T BITE MY FUSE, DON'T BITE MY FUSE!!!
Tsssss!
Porcupo: Yeeouch! My mouth!
Kamek: Porcupo has tried to bite off Bob-omb's fuse but the fuse lit up, burning Porcupo's mouth!
Porcupo: Haha! Now you will explode and the fight will end! I am a genius! Hahahaha!
Bob-omb: Charge!
Porcupo: Woah! Don't get near me! Get away from me!
BOOM!!!
Videogamerpat: YAY!!!
Kamek: And the Bob-omb fan-base goes wild!!!
Porcupo: Ouch... but I'm still not KO'ed... so... I win... WHAT THE?! You're still there! But you exploded! You should be dead! It's not fair!
Bob-omb: Haha! What can I say, I have obtained the ability granted by the Mystic Powder Keg!
Guest256: Grr... stupid Mystic Powder
Keg... that Bob-omb is fighting unfairly. And I have to do something to
defend the pride of my species!
Porcupo: I'm not surrendering to the likes of you! Spike Rain!
Bob-omb: Ow! Ouch! Yeeouch! Aieee! My body!
Kamek: Porcupo isn't about to give up! He has injured Bob-omb with a flurry of spikes!
Meanwhile, Guest256 is slowly walking on a catwalk above the arena.
Guest256: Hehehe. Bob-omb won't even know what hit him.
Bob-omb: Oh yeah?! How would you like another explosion?! Haha!
Tsssss!
Porcupo: NO! Not another one! Get away! Porcupo Charge!
Bob-omb: Oof!
BOOM!!!
Porcupo: AARRGH!!! Ouch.. that... hurt...
Meanwhile...
Guest256: It's time. Yeeargh!
Kamek: Oh my! The audience is attacking! Guest256 is throwing rocks at Bob-omb from above!
BANG! BAM! BLAM!
Bob-omb: Whoa! Aiee! Take it easy- AHH! That was close! No! OWW!
Videogamerpat: That's cheating! I PROTEST!!!
Kamek: Shouldn't we stop him, Roy?
Roy: Nah... the Sports Hall isn't especially known for fair fights anyway.
Guest256: MWAHAHA!!! FEAR THE MIGHT OF THE PORCUP- OH NO!!! AAAAAAHHH!!!
Kamek: Guest256 has slipped and fallen from that great height!
WHAM!!!
Porcupo and Guest256: AAUGH!!!
Kamek: And right on top of Porcupo! Talk about a plan gone wrong!
Porcupo: ...
Guset256: Oww...
Bob-omb: Ouch.
Roy: Bob-omb is the winner!!!
Larry: Yes! I got it right! Woohoo!!!
Videogamerpat: ALRIGHT!!! Now nobody can deny the perfection that are Bob-ombs!
Roy: Since Larry got it right, I guess I have no choice but to fry this Guest256. Strap 'im down!
Guest256: Oww... BlagidiblagidiblagadiAAG! End transmission!
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