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Wart: Will Wart get revenge on Bowser for mutating him or will he play second fiddle again? |
Goomba: This messed up fungus is high on himself if you ask me. |
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Koopa Troopa: He has a shell, and since he has no brain, psychic powers shouldn't work on him. |
Bowser: Will Bowser be able to force his way to another victory, or will he finally hit a wall? |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Roy: Welcome once again to Roy's Sports Hall!
Kamek: Well, I'm glad you're starting the right way!
Roy: Yeah, but let's introduce the fighters so we can get to the fight.
Kamek: Ok! In the Red Corner, it's our two week Champion, Wart! But in the Blue Corner stands a formidable foe indeed, the great, magnificent, and incredibly powerful, KING KOOPA!!!
Roy: Hmm... could it be that Kamek is a little biased?
Wart: At last, I get to crush you for what you did to me!
Bowser: Bwahahaha! What are you talking about?! I did nothing to you!
Wart: You continue lying, oh, you'll pay!
Kamek: Yes, yes, but let's see Larry's prediction, shall we?
Larry: Go King Dad! No contest!
Kamek: Yes, great analysis indeed!
Roy: Ok, let's get this fight started. 1... 2... FIGHT!!!
Wart: Ground Pound!
Bowser: Mwahaha!
WHAM!!!
Kamek: Wart made the first move with a powerful ground pound, but Bowser dodged it like nobody's business!
Bowser: Taste my battering charge, brother! Rrryaargh!
RAM!!!
Wart: ARRGH!!!
WHAM!!!
Wart: AUGH!!!
Kamek: Bowser used a powerful charging attack and rammed Wart into a wall with incredible force!
Wart: Agh...
Bowser: Want some more?! CHARGE!!!
Wart: Bubble Wall! Blu-u-UBB!!!
Blip! Boiiinng!
Bowser: Agh!
Kamek: Bowser made another charge, but Wart stopped it with a giant wall made of bubbles!
Bowser: Bwahahaha! Something like that isn't going to stop me! Dart Spike!
POP!!!
Wart: AARGH!!! It hurts!
Kamek: Bowser has ejected one of his
spikes through the bubble wall, popping it and hitting Wart on the
other end! Brilliant strategy!
Wart: That's it! Acid Bubbles! Blublublblub!
Bowser: UNGAARGH!
Kamek: Wart has used his acid attack, looks like it burns!
Wart: Bubble Prison! BLUB!
Bowser: OH NO-
Kamek: Bowser has been trapped inside a bubble!
Wart: Gahaha! Now to pop it!
POP!
Bowser: Grourr! ACK!
Kamek: Wart went behind Bowser and managed to grab him by the tail after popping the bubble!
Wart: Time to fly, brother!
Kamek: Wart is spinning Bowser and is going to throw him!
Wart: DIE!!!
Bowser: AARGH!!!
WHA-CLA-BLAM!!! Crumble...
Kamek: Bowser has hit a wall with such force that the wall is destroyed!
Roy: I'm getting sick of repairing the walls.
Bowser: Ohh... my bones...
Wart: Gahahaha! I rule!
Kamek: Oh, but Bowser is getting up once again!
Wart: Thanks for telling me! Ground Pound!
Kamek: Wart is about to use a ground pound!
Bowser: That attack will never work on me!
Kamek: But Bowser has retreated inside his shell!
Wart: OH NOOOO!!!
WHAM!!!
Wart: AAAYIIEERGH!!! It HURTS!!!
Bowser: HRNGH!
Wart: Woaah!
Kamek: Bowser has sent Wart flying into the air with a quick upward motion...
Bowser: G-Smash!
Wart: AAARGH!!!
KA-WHAM!!!
Kamek: ... and has jumped and grabbed him in mid-air only to smash him into the floor! What power!
Wart: Lost... again...
Bowser: Mwahaha! Too easy! Is this supposed to be a challenge?!
Kamek: ... You almost lost there!
Bowser: Don't talk back to me like that!
Kamek: Eep!
Roy: And Bowser is the winner!
Larry: Ok, I guessed right, so you can't shock me. Let me go.
Roy: Darn. I guess so.
Bowser: Ok, call me for the next battle. Oops!
Kamek: Bowser accidentally flipped the switch!
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!
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The loser:
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