Big Boo vs Chef Torte

Big Boo vs Chef Torte

Little Lemmy's Land Qualifier

**The Boxing Match-up**
The Red Corner Kamek: No contest, really. Kamek controls the Shy Guys.	The Green Corner Big Boo: Big Boo, big scare! Well, I don't really care...
The Yellow Corner Chef Torte: Crazy persona and an accent to match, But can he cook up a battle-ending batch?	The Blue Corner Shy Guy: It's pretty much a free pass for the announcer this week.

The announcer:

Kamek

The referee:

Roy

***

Kamek: And you saw how I did that last move, finishing the match?

Roy: Yeah, yeah, we've heard it! Man... enough with your victory recaps!

Kamek: Oh! Welcome fans, to the place where Kamek always-

Roy: You're not fighting tonight.

Kamek: Yes but still...

Roy: Then enough with the egotistical introductions!

Kamek: But-

Roy: I SAID ENOUGH!!

Kamek: Sir, yes sir!

Roy: Good. Now give a good introduction.

Kamek: Welcome to Roy's Sports Hall. In the Green Corner, it's Big Boo, the master of um... all things
er... ghostly and... poltergeist-ly. Yeah.

Big Boo: BOO! Eeheeheehee!

Roy: You didn't scare anybody.

Big Boo: Rats.

Kamek: And in the Yellow Corner, it's the self-proclaimed master of culinary arts and also self-proclaimed villain, Chef Tortay!

Chef Torte: Vhat! It's Chef Torte!

Kamek: Whatever, whatever. And here's Larry for his prediction!

Larry: Ahahaha! Are you kidding me? Torte will get creamed! Ahahaha!

Kamek: Steam is coming out of Torte's ears!

Roy: Ok! Get ready... FIGHT!

Big Boo: Scare! BOO!

Torte: That ist pathetic.

Big Boo: Well. at least I tried. Eye Beam!

ZAAAP!!!

Torte: MON DIEU!!!

Kamek: Big Boo used a pathetic scare technique without results but then used an eye beam attack, frying
Torte!

Torte: Time to use my ubeir poweirful Torte technique! Go, my precious wedding cake!

Morton: WEDDING CAKE!

Roy: Morton, get out of here!

Kamek: SHUT UP!

Cake: Uhm... I'm sweet.

Big Boo: Ahh! Save me! Oh wait. Blizzard!

SHHOOM!

Kamek: Big Boo has successfully snuffed out the cake's candles!

Cake: Oh no, I have lost my will to live.

Torte: Vhat?! Attack! Attack!!!

Big Boo: Eeheeheehee! You'll never defeat me with those weak moves! Velvet Bolt!

KRA-KOOM!

Torte: Vhoa! Ha! You're are no match for moi!

Kamek: Torte has dodged a powerful spell delivered by Big Boo!

Torte: And now, to use my trump card!

Kamek: Chef Torte has busted out the PAN OF PERIL thingy!

Big Boo: PAN OF PERIL? Ha! Eat Eye Beams, Torte!

ZAAP!!!

Torte: Ha!

Whack!

Kamek: Torte has deflected Big Boo's attack, and it went straight back at him!

Torte: I vould use one of moi's poweirful attacks, but none compairs to ze poweir of ze regular PAN OF PERIL in ze face!

WHAM!!!

Big Boo: AHHHH!!! MY FACE!!! You'll pay Torte... the moment I can open my eyes... you'll be dead!

WHAM!!!

Big Boo: AAHHHHH!!! STOP, NO-

WHAM!!!

Kamek: Torte is using regular physical attacks!

WHAM!!!

Big Boo: AHHHAA!!! Elec-shield!

Zaa-ap! WHA-ZZZAAAPP!!!

Torte: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG!

Big Boo: Ha! I thought nobody alive would fall for that, but you did! Eheeheehee-

Torte: Grr... Hypeir Plasma Cannon!

Bzz... ZAAAOUM!!!

Big Boo: HeeheehAAAAA!!!

Kamek: Torte used a powerful attack from his pan, annihilating Big Boo!

Big Boo: That's... a... lie... I'm only partially annihilated.

Torte: Hypeir Plasma Cannon.

Big Boo: WHAT! Noooo-

Bzz... ZZZAAOUM!!!

Big Boo: WHOA!

Kamek: Big Boo has dodged the attack!

KABOOM!!!

Kamek: But it hit the wall instead! Destroying it... and making it...

Big Boo: OH NO!!!

Kamek: Crumble on top of Big Boo!

Roy: The Torte guy is the winner.

Torte: No Boo was going to defeat moi.

Roy: It was about time you guessed wrong, Lariat- I mean, Larry.

Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End transmission!

The winner:

The loser:

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