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Amanita: How'd a fungus get this far? Personally, I blame his opponents. Especially Larry. Pick him if you like big odds. |
Tanoomba: Wait, isn't he a fungus too? What is up with that? That copy ability is more powerful than I thought... |
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Robo-Chomp: No, I did not accidentally put someone who had already fought here. |
Robo-Chomp: If you ask me, this guy's not so tough. But when your opponent is a fungus and another fungus, you start to look not so bad. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Kamek: Hello there, fans! I'm Kamek, your dear, beloved announcer, here to announce today's battle! And what a battle it will be, because the winner of this fateful fight will have the honor of being soundly massacred in Roy's Sports Hall Season III Finale!!!
Roy: Nice.
Kamek: Oh yes. Anyway, in the Red Corner, we've got... a fungus. For the three fans he's got out there, give it up for Amanita!
Amanita: I'm not here. But I'll win anyway.
Kamek: And in the Green Corner, we've got that shape-shifting fungus that's all the rage these days, for some unknown and decidedly idiotic reason, it's Tanoomba!
Tanoomba: I'm popular! And the other fighters might as well surrender now!
Kamek: Finally, in the Blue Corner, we've got possibly our most formidable fighter for today, it's Robo-Chomp!
Robo-Chomp: My sensors indicate that I have an 82% chance of winning.
Tanoomba: I sense a slight bit of bias.
Amanita: Forget it, it's Kamek we're talking about.
Tanoomba: Oh right.
Kamek: AHEM! And we shall continue when
SOME of our fighters SHUT their pie-holes. Thank you. Here's
Larray for his prediction!
Larry: After extensive studying of all the fighters...
Kamek: How long did you study them?
Larry: Err. er... That's beside the point! I have concluded that... um... Robo-Chomp's predictions never fail, and thus, I'll go with him this week.
Kamek: ... An ok prediction from Larry, folks!
Larry: Hey, hey, they can't all be classics, so shut up!
Roy: Well, then, I say everyone knows the rules already. So...
Amanita: I don't!
Roy: Ahem, I say, everyone that isn't an IDIOT knows the rules, so... FIGHT!!!
Tanoomba: I've got this fight in the bag! Mimic!
Kamek: Tanoomba has turned into Mario! Looks like he isn't taking any chances this time!
Robo-Chomp: My sensors indicate that my chances of winning have dropped by 64%.
Amanita: Uh oh, that can't be good!
Tanoomba: Hoo hoo!
Robo-Chomp: I have been hit!
Kamek: Tanoomba has scored the first hit by jumping on Robo-Chomp's head!
Robo-Chomp: Fireball!
Tanoomba: Hoo!
Amanita: Flying Rocket Punch!
SMACK!
Tanoomba: Hoo? OUCH!
Kamek: Robo-Chomp has shot a fireball at Tanoomba, and it was dodged easily, but then Amanita has scored a cheap hit from behind!
Tanoomba: My head.
Kamek: And Tanoomba has reverted back to his original form!
Robo-Chomp: Flame Breath!
Fooooooooom!
Tanoomba: YEEOUCH!! HOTHOT!!!
Kamek: Direct hit from Robo-Chomp's flame breath!
Amanita: Freezer Punch!
WHAM! CHINK!
Kamek: Amanita has used a powerful attack
against Robo-Chomp! Looks like he's been attacking the one
that has the upper hand! Oh, and Robo-Chomp
has been frozen solid!
Amanita: Breaker Punch!
Robo-Chomp: Temperature Max.
CHINK!
Kamek: Robo-Chomp has broken free of the ice by turning up his body heat!
WHAM!!!
Kamek: But Amanita's punch has connected!
Robo-Chomp: Metallic Bite!
CHOMP!
Amanita: GAH! Don't eat me!
Kamek: Robo-Chomp is making mincemeat of Amanita!
Robo-Chomp: Ptooie!
Roy: Ptooie? I thought you were a robot!
Amanita: Agh... My sweet, sweet body.
Tanoomba: Enough idiocy! Mimic!
Kamek: It looks like Tanoomba is back
in the game, and he has turned into a huge Electric Monster! And is
going right for Robo-Chomp!
Robo-Chomp: Massive amounts of electricity... danger imminent... Grapple Tongue!
Amanita: Oh sweet lord, no!
Kamek: Robo-Chomp has grabbed Amanita
with his... tongue? And has flung him into Tanoomba's path! It's a
hit!
Amanita: BlagadiblagadiblagadiAAG! End-
Roy: SHUT UP!!!
Tanoomba: Elec-Beam.
Kerr...ZAAP!!!
Robo-Chomp: I am being hit... electric overcharge!
Kamek: Tanoomba is pounding Robo-Chomp with a beam of electricity!
Amanita: If Robo-Chomp dies, I'll be zapped into oblivion! I have to save him! Hydro-Punch!!!
Tanoomba: Idiot.
Amanita: Hyyaaa HUH?!
Kamek: Tanoomba has dodged at the last
possible moment, and Amanita is going straight for the
overcharged Robo-Chomp instead! And
it's a hit!
Amanita: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAAG!!!
BOOM!!!
Kamek: Robo-Chomp has exploded, taking Amanita with him!
Roy: Looks like Tanoomba is the winner.
Tanoomba: Dig me!
Kamek: Well, folks. It's time for Tanoomba to fight, futilely, of course, against me next time! So long!
Larry: Isn't that enough zapping for today?
Roy: Let me think. Nope.
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End Transmission!
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