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Rawk Hawk: Unless someone can find a weakness, he'll soon be Champion of the Sports Hall as well. |
Crazee Dayzee: Pretty tough for such a cheerful fellow, this flower knows you lose if you snooze. |
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Mr. Blizzard: If his heart's as cold as his body, he'll be unmercifully victorious. |
Macho Grubba: He used to be in charge of the Glitz Pit, and he's my kind of fighter - good. |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Chained Kong: We're here again for another great match that will be enacted for your personal enjoyment here at Roy's-
Roy: Super Duper.
Chained Kong: -Sports Hall. Right.
Roy: What? It's true.
Chained Kong: Ok, in the Red Corner, it's the current two-week Champion, with the strength of a thousand chickens, and the experience of a thousand chickens to boot, he's determined to take the Sports Hall by storm! It's RAWK HAWK!
Rawk Hawk: YEAH! Feel the RAWK, baby!
Chained Kong: He won't have it easy,
though! 'Cause in the Blue Corner, fully powered up with the power of
the Crystal Stars, is the hulking
mammoth known as MACHO GRUBBA!
Macho Grubba: Macho Grubba!
Roy: What is it with fighters yelling out their names these days? This isn't Pokemon, you know!
Chained Kong: And here's Larry for his prediction of the loser!
Larry: You got it mixed up! I predict the WINNER, not the loser!
Roy: ... I think he got it right, loser.
Larry: Good point. Ok, for this match
I'm going with Macho Grubba. He's obviously way stronger than the
Rawk.
Glum Reaper: *sigh* Let's just start this horribly exhausting battle. Fight. *sigh*
Rawk Hawk: Time to Rawk!
Macho Grubba: Flaming Shockwave!
Rawk Hawk: ARGGH!
Chained Kong: Macho Grubba started out by scorching Rawk with an attack, which hit him straight in the chest! Rawk Hawk is down already?!
Macho Grubba: Too easy! That's why I own the Glitz Pit! Double Shockwave!
Rawk Hawk: Not anymore, you don't!
Chained Kong: Rawk backflipped to his feet from his prone position! The doubled attack passed harmlessly beneath him!
Macho Grubba: Good. I was worried this wouldn't be a challenge!
Rawk Hawk: Get over here so I can rawk you!
Macho Grubba: Smack Punch!
Rawk Hawk: Rawk Blawk!
Chained Kong: Rawk ran towards Macho, only to be met with a huge punch to the face, but he managed to block it!
Macho Grubba: Impossible!
Rawk Hawk: Heaven Smash!!!
Macho Grubba: SwwaaaaARGHH!!!
Chained Kong: Rawk managed to punch Macho in the face with a super-strong punch!
Macho: You little... Grand Slam!!!
Chained Kong: Macho slammed against the ground to cause a tremor, but Rawk jumped, negating the effects!
Macho: Just as I thought! Smack Punch!
Rawk Hawk: BLAAUGH!
Chained Kong: Rawk was smacked while airborne, and almost hit a wall from the force of the blow!
Rawk Hawk: Grrr! Radiant Distortion!
KER-SLAM!!!
Macho Grubba: GRRAAOOUGH!!! Where'd that come from?!
Chained Kong: The Hawk delivered a
lightning fast attack, catching Macho off-guard and ending up behind
him!
Macho: That's what you think. Backhand Slam!
Ka-SMACK!
Rawk Hawk: AAUGH!
Chained Kong: Oomph! Macho spun around and smacked Rawk out of the way!
Macho: Let's go! Time to buff up, macho style!
Rawk Hawk: Urrghh.
Macho: Double Hand Slam!
KA-CRACK-a-BOOM!!!
Rawk Hawk: NUUAAAIIGHH!!!
Chained Kong: That has GOT to hurt!
Macho came down on Rawk with both fists! It must have left him
completely crippled!
Rawk Hawk: Unngh... ugh... Ngh...
Macho: Huahaha! What's wrong, DEAD?!
Glum Reaper: *sigh* Doomed. Macho Grubba w-
Rawk Hawk: NO!
Chained Kong: What is THAT?! The Rawk is getting up?!
Macho Grubba: You never knew when to quit, did you? That's why I liked you, but it's not going to help you here! Single-Hand Grubba Smash!!! HA!!!
KER-SL-
Chained Kong: The Rawk stopped Grubba's powerful arm with one hand!
Macho: What... How?!
Rawk Hawk: Unnnghh... Heh... Time to... power up... rrrRAAWWWWK!!!
Macho: NO! Not even THAT will help you!
Chained Kong: Rawk flipped up unto Grubba's arm!!
Rawk Hawk: Killer Kick!
Ka-BAMPH!
Macho Grubba: GRRAAAAAUGH!
Chained Kong: And he jumped and planted a kick right on Macho's face!
Rawk Hawk: Radiant Distortions!
KER-SLAM-SLAM-SLAM!!!
Macho Grubba: BLAAUO-GUAGH-GUUUMFFF!!!
Chained Kong: Rawk's attacked tripled and hit Macho from three different directions!
Macho Grubba: Arrrrrghhh... You're... not winning this! Choke Hold!!!
Rawk: Arrrngh!
Chained Kong: Macho Grubba has managed to grab Rawk and is trying to choke him!
Rawk Hawk: Nnnnnghh... Vice Smash!
Macho Grubba: OOWW!!! MY ARM!
Chained Kong: Rawk smashed both his fists into Grubba's arm in a vice-grip fashion, and Grubba released him! And he's using the arm as a platform to jump higher again! Now that's a high jump!
Grubba: What did you do... to my arm?!
Rawk Hawk: Absolute Impact!!!
KRA-KA-BOOM!!!
Macho Grubba: BLLLLLAAAAAAUUNRRRGGHHhH!!!
Chained Kong: Right on Macho's head! OW! And the hit was so strong that it sent Rawk flying even higher up!
Macho Grubba: Glllaaauuunnnnn... OOMPH!
Chained Kong: Macho has fallen! That has got to be permanent brain damage!
Rawk Hawk: High Killer Kick!
Chained Kong: Rawk's performing a kick from that altitude!
Ker-BAMPH!!!
Chained Kong: I don't want to be Macho at this moment.
Glum Reaper: ... *sigh* Macho Grubba is down. Rawk Hawk... is... the winner... *sigh*
Rawk Hawk: Yeeeahh... Rawk... on... Ungh...
Roy: You guessed wrong again, shrimpy.
Larry: Yeah, but it was THIS close. Can't I get a break around here?
Roy: No.
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagadiAAG! End Transmission!
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