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Glumph: Defeated by a fellow heavyweight, this tub of lard has put on weight and looks for redemption. |
Doopliss: His win over Iggy was a surprise to some losers. Does he have another surprise in store? |
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Tribal Guy: He already seems to have one opponent skewered, but can he take three at once? |
Mr. Blizzard: In his quest to earn himself a name, he could be a force if the heat doesn't get to him. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Rawk Hawk: Time to Rawk!!! I'm your new announcer, RAWK HAWK, and I'm here to steal the show! In the Red Corner is an example of the strong-but-stupid type, Glumph!
Glumph: Glumph fix clubby! Now Glumph smash all you!
Chained Kong: And in the Yellow Corner is that little wimp Doopliss, who has plenty of bodies to steal today!
Doopliss: Round 3 has nothing but guys from the RPGs right now, and why change that? This is just prepping me for my next stop in Round 2 before I go to Round 3 and win! Haha!
Rawk Hawk: Even if you do make it to Round 3, you're gonna get Rawked, little man. In the Green Corner is that little pipsqueak that commands the gods through dance, Tribal Guy!
Tribal Guy: I'm about to dance my way past you three fools!
Rawk Hawk: Meanwhile, rawkin' the Blue Corner is Mr. Blizzard!
Mr. Blizzard: It's hot in here *achoo*, but I'll change that!
Rawk Hawk: Now, with his Rawkin' prediction is that spineless jellyfish Larry. Rawk on!
Roy: I'm startin' to like this guy.
Larry: Anyway, today's pick is simple: Mr. Blizzard has to win this, there's no doubt in my mind.
Chained Kong: I feel like I should sigh before saying this, but... fight!
Doopliss: Heh, I already know the first body I'm stealing!
Glumph: Huh? Glumph turn purple!
Rawk Hawk: That little wimp might be good for somethin' after all! He just Rawked Glumph by stealing his body!
Glumph: Glumph smash fake Glumph!
Tribal Guy: Spear Trip!
Mr. Blizzard: Snowball!
Glumph: Glumph no feel so good...
Rawk Hawk: Nice! Heh heh. Tribal Guy tripped Glumph, then soon as he got back up he tripped on the snowball!
Glumph: Glumph show all you! Spinning Club!
Doopliss: And here we go!
Rawk Hawk: Sweet! Doopliss used his club to knock Glumph's right into his- Glumph's- face! That Rawked!
Glumph: Glumph dizzy. Ugh.
Rawk Hawk: And Glumph is outta there already! For such a big guy he's quite a weakling!
Doopliss: Spinning Club!
Rawk Hawk: And that Duplighost has nailed both of his other two opponents before turning back to his normal wimpy self.
Tribal Guy: Lightning Dance!
Doopliss: BLAGIDIBLAIGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAGAGADADIAAG!!! Ow...
Mr. Blizzard: Was that supposed to hurt?
Rawk Hawk: Mr. Blizzard's so tough that he was unaffected by it! Or maybe it's because he's made of snow so electrocuting him won't really do anything...
Mr. Blizzard: Snowball Frenzy!
Rawk Hawk: And now that Rawkin' snowman dude has begun pelting the two wimps with snowballs!
Tribal Guy: Rain Coins Dance!
Doopliss: Ow! Ouch! Darn! At least this'll make me rich! Youch!
Mr. Blizzard: Again, no pain there.
Doopliss: Ghost Tackle!
Rawk Hawk: Doopliss just swooped straight through Mr. Blizzard's stomach and tackled Tribal Guy!
Tribal Guy: Spear Rain!
Doopliss: Ouch! Agh! Yahg!
Mr. Blizzard: I can just reform. You're wasting your time.
Doopliss: Hey, hold him, you Shy Guy loser! I've got a killer plan to do 'im in!
Tribal Guy: Got it. By the way, don't call somebody a loser when they BEAT YOU!!!
Doopliss: *sigh*
Rawk Hawk: Tribal Guy has grabbed Mr. Blizzard from behind, and Doopliss appears to be taking... Roy's body?! Didn't that idiotic wuss learn anything last time?!
Doopliss: Heh heh. Now then, Fireball!
Mr. Blizzard: Fall Apart!
Tribal Guy: Wha- AGH! I'M ON FIRE!!! AHHHHHH!!! NEED WATER!!! AAGGGHHH!!!
Rawk Hawk: And Tribal Guy has run out of the arena screaming. Therefore we're down to pathetic wimpy little wuss Doopliss and big bad snowman Mr. Blizzard.
Mr. Blizzard: Reform!
Doopliss: Heh heh, as long as I've got Roy's body, nothing can stop me! Fireball!
Mr. Blizzard: Evaporation Teleport! Freeze!
Rawk Hawk:There's a new one! That Rawkin' snowman turned into vapor and went over Doopliss' head, then turned back to snow and landed on him, then bounced off!
Doopliss: Try this on for size then: Jumping Fist Drop!
Mr. Blizzard: I don't need to move! I can just reform!
Rawk Hawk: Doopliss has crushed Mr. Blizzard again, but he still is reforming!
Doopliss: Wait for it... now! Fireball!
Mr. Blizzard: Wha-
Chained Kong: Doopliss wins!
Rawk Hawk: Now that was a Rawkin' plan! Doopliss waited until he reformed, then shot him with a fireball!
Doopliss: Might as well change back now!
Roy: I thought you would've learned your lesson, ya stupid ghost!
Doopliss: Whoops, gotta run!
Roy: Get back here!
Rawk Hawk: I guess it's up to me to Rawk and shock Larry! Yeah!
Larry: BlagidiblagidiblagidiblagidiblagidiagadiAAG! End Transmission!
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