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Kamek: Hello, and welcome to Roy's Sports Hall, here with the undisputed best announcer ever, ME!

Roy: I only put you here 'cause I had no choice. Oncethis is over, you're outta here!

Kamek: True, but that still doesn't change the fact that people want me announcing! You can't hide from the truth!

Roy: Pfft, maybe in your dreams. I bet even people in your dreams hate you.

Kamek: How did you- Uhh, I mean, anyway... How about we start?

Roy: I was just about to say that.

Kamek: As I was saying before I was rudely interrupted, here to my right is the one and only Pokey, here to referee for us.

Pokey: Hi.

Kamek: Yes. Anyway, we've got a four-man battle here today, let's check out the fighters! In the Red Corner, we've got the master of spooks, forever depressed, it's Glum Reaper!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* What is this? Such a disheartening bunch of fighters, hardly worth my time. *sigh*

Kamek: And in the Green Corner over there, we've got the master of chains, will he manage to break out and
beat everyone? It's Chained Kong!

Chained Kong: Not even these can chain me down tonight! I'm riding this all the way to Round Four!

Kamek: But in the Yellow Corner sits the master of the Glitz Pit, relying on pure muscle and power, it's Rawk Hawk!

Rawk Hawk: You wimpy losers can't handle the pure RAWK oozing outta my body, so just give up now, ladies!

Kamek: And finally, chilling out in the Blue Corner, it's the master of trickery, able to transform himself into anything he pleases, it's Doopliss!

Doopliss: Heh, you all think you can beat me, but I've got about ten-thousand tricks up my sleeve!

Kamek: And here comes Larry now for his famous prediction! What do you think, Larry? Pretty tough, isn't it?

Larry: Not at all, Kamek. You see, I'm riding on my years upon years of hard-earned experience here, and my finely tuned intuition tells me that Doopliss will win by far.

Roy: AhahaHAHAHA!

Doopliss: Aw man, now I'm definitely losing!

Larry: Is it me, or do people not take me seriously anymore?

Kamek: I'm sure it's just you. Now then! What do you say about starting up this fight, Pokey? The fighters can barely keep themselves away from each other!

Pokey: Fight.

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Lightning Orb.

Chained Kong: Chain Smack!

Kamek: Glum started by casting a lightning attack, but Chained Kong deflected it with a quick slap of his
chain! And it hit Rawk Hawk in the face!

Rawk Hawk: Blagidiblagidi! Grr! I'll rawk your face, silly ape! Charge-

Doopliss: Head Whack!

Rawk: Gah! Don't bother me, little man!

Kamek: Rawk Hawk tried to counterattack but Doopliss hit him from behind with a rather weak attack! And
Rawk Hawk swatted him away like a fly!

Doopliss: Wah!

Chained Kong: You all won't be able to keep me chained down from the finals! Chain Tornado!!!

Thwack-a-thwack-a-thwack-a-thwack!

Glum Reaper: UnnnnGHHH!

Rawk Hawk: GLACK!

Kamek: Chained Kong has executed a powerful multi-target attack, hitting everyone except Doopliss, who was flung too far away by Rawk Hawk!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Pathetic fools, must I unleash my true power before those so unworthy?

Rawk Hawk: Put a sock in it! Radiant Distortion!

Glum Reaper: UUUAGHH!

Kamek: Rawk hit the Reaper with an equally fast and powerful move!

Doopliss: Hehehehe! Those fools are so busy fighting over there, I'll just stroll down and claim the victory! This is so easy! Transform!

Kamek: Doopliss took the form of a random Podoboo!

Doopliss: Flaming Tackle!!!

Glum Reaper: Guuunfgh!

Rawk Hawk: YEEAOUCH!

Chained Kong: HOTHOTAAGH!

Kamek: And he managed to pass through ALL of his opponents, burning them all!

Rawk Hawk: Grrrr! Stay out of the big boys' way, lightweight! Smash Punch!

Doopliss: Transform!

Kamek: Doopliss took the form of a random Thwomp!

KA-SLAM!

Rawk Hawk: Aaghh...!

Doopliss: HAHA! I'll teach you that it'll take more that raw strength tonight!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Death's Slice.

SHINK!

Rawk Hawk: GUUAAHH!!! Ungh... aaaarrghhh!

Kamek: Glum Reaper sliced Rawk from behind with a powerful attack!

Rawk Hawk: You're all making me MAD!!! ABSOLUTE IMPACT!!!

KA-SMASH-FWWOM!!!

Glum Reaper: Auuuughhh!

Chained Kong: YEEEAAAGH!

Doopliss: AAIEEEAGH!

Kamek: Rawk Hawk has sent all of his opponents flying by smashing the ground and creating a huge blast
radius!

Rawk Hawk: Enough of this! It's time to put you all where you belong! Boost Punch-

Chained Kong: Bind!

Rawk Hawk: What the?!

Kamek: Chained Kong took hold of both the Rawk's fists with his chains, effectively stopping his attack!

Rawk Hawk: Yeeeaaaarrrghhh...!

Chained Kong: Nnnnnrrrrghhh!

Kamek: They're both pulling with all their might, trying to lift each other, but who's stronger?!

Glum Reaper: *siiigh* Dark Explosion.

Rrrrumble. KA-BOOOOOOM!!!

Rawk Hawk: AAAAAUUUUUGH!!!

Kamek: Woah! Glum Reaper's used a very powerful attack on Rawk while he was distracted, and it was so
strong that he was sent flying through a wall!

Chained Kong: Dang! Good thing I let up!

Rawk Hawk: *gasp... pant...*

Kamek: How's this possible?! Rawk's rising out of the rubble!

Rawk Hawk: There's... no way... I'm losing... to you wimps! It doesn't... end... like this! Time to... power up!
RAAAARGH!

Kamek: He's still got fight left in him?!

Rawk Hawk: Hyper Radiant Distortion!!!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* Protect Shield.

FSSHIOO...ooom...

Kamek: Glum Reaper put up a barrier to stop Rawk's super attack, but he's not letting up and it looks
like it'll break through!

Glum Reaper: *siiiigggh*

Rawk Hawk: GRRRRAA...!

Doopliss: Take it easy, Slick! Head Whack!

Glum Reaper: Gah!

KA-SSSHEEOOM!!!

Glum Reaper: NOOAAAAAANGHHH!!!

Kamek: Talk about opportunistic! Doopliss hit Glum Reaper with a weak attack, breaking his concentration,
and the attack passed through, hitting him for major damage!

Glum Reaper: Ungh... ugh... urk...

Kamek: It was so powerful that Glum's even having trouble staying afloat!

Chained Kong: Double Chain Smack!

Rawk Hawk: Not so fast!

Doopliss: YEEAGH!

Kamek: Chained Kong tried to hit Rawk, but he dodged and the attack hit Doopliss instead!

Doopliss: Transform!

Kamek: Doopliss took Chained Kong's body!

Rawk Hawk: Now it's your turn!!! Freezing Thrash!!!

Doopliss: Woah!! C'mere!

Chained Kong: Waagh!

Kamek: Rawk started swinging his arms and running towards Doopliss, but he grabbed the real Chained Kong and swung him right into Rawk's path!

SLAM-SLAM-SLAM-CHINK!

Kamek: Chained Kong's been encased in a block of ice!

Pokey: Chained Kong out.

Glum Reaper: *siigghh* Scythe Boomerang.

Rawk Hawk: HA!

Kamek: Unbelievable! The greatly weakened Glum Reaper took a potshot at Rawk from a distance but he managed to catch the scythe in his hand!

Doopliss: Spinning Chains!

SLAP-SLAP-SLAP-SMACK!

Rawk Hawk: AAAARGH!

Kamek: And Doopliss took the opportunity to attack Rawk with his chains!

Glum Reaper: *sigh* No one... takes... my scythe. Scythe of Condemnation!

Rawk Hawk: What the?!

Kamek: The scythe is being controlled by Glum Reaper, it wrested free of Rawk's grasp and grew to an
enormous size!

SSSHINKABOOM!!!

Rawk Hawk: NYYAAARRGHH!!!

Kamek: It sliced Rawk with awesome force and even exploded on impact, sending Rawk flying!!!

Doopliss: Transform!

Kamek: Meanwhile, Doopliss took the form of Glum Reaper!

Rawk Hawk: Aa...a...rrrgh... Must... get... u...p... Too weak...

Doopliss: Double Lightning Orb!

Glum Reaper: *si- Blagi-bla-blagidiblagidi!

Kamek: Doopliss caught Glum with an attack just as the scythe was returning to him!

Doopliss: Think you can beat me now, Slick?! Teleport!

Glum Reaper: *s.sigh..-

Doopliss: Death's Slice!

Glum Reaper: UUUURRRGH!

Kamek: Doopliss teleported behind Glum Reaper, whose reflexes have been greatly weakened, and sliced him from behind!

Glum Reaper: *s..sigh...* Death's. sweet.... embrace... What is this... peace...? *sssigghh*

Pokey: Glum Reaper out.

Kamek: Glum Reaper eased unto the ground!

Rawk Hawk: M...must... get... u...u...p...

Doopliss: What do you think of me now, Slick? Shockwave!

Rawk Hawk: UUURGH!

Kamek: Doopliss sent a relatively weak attack at Rawk while he was unable to get up!

Pokey: Rawk Hawk out. Doopliss wins.

Roy: WHAT?! Larry guessed right?!

Larry: WHAT?! I guessed right?! Uhh... I mean... Of course I guessed right!

Doopliss: HA! It was too easy! Amateurs, all of them!

Kamek: Well, I'm amazed.

Roy: Me too.

Doopliss: Hehe! Thanks!

Roy: Huh? Pfft, no. I meant about Larry guessing right. You still stink. But I guess this victory bumped you up a notch in my coolness rankings. Maybe.

Kamek: Well, what did you think of my announcing? You want me to announce full-time, don't you? Admit it!

Roy: Hmm, well... Let me think.

Kamek: BlagidiblagidiblagidiAAG! End Transmission. Aw...

The winner:

The losers:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.