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Wario: His strength is surpassed only by his greed. And his bad breath. |
Shadow Queen: She's out of her box, and she plans to stay that way. |
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Bonetail: His life has been the pits. This fight could be just the excitement he needs. |
Giant Wiggler: He's unstoppable when he's angry. And he's always angry. |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Crump: Welcome to- OW! Hey! I didn't even say anything!
Roy: Oops. Guess it's just turned into routine now.
Crump: ... Geez. In the Red Corner, it's that nasty, fat, disgusting- OW! Why is everyone hitting me today?
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! That's what you-a get for not giving me a good introduction!
Crump: And in the Blue Corner, it's that one guy with anger management problems, Giant Wiggler!
Giant Wiggler: Who, me?
Roy: And here's General Guy with another of his predictions.
General Guy: Well, it looks like both
fighters happen to be heavyweights. Giant Wiggler happens to be
bigger, so he may well be able to
flatten Wario in a fit of anger. Even so, Wario's already proven to be
remarkably athletic despite... uh...
appearances, which would be a great advantage. On the other hand, if
Giant Wiggler can really become invincible,
he might be impossible to take down. With all things in mind,
I'm going to go with Wario, since
he's proved to be an ingenious fighter, and previously-thought invincible
baddies have been taken down before.
Roy: Zzz... Huh? Wha? Oh. Right. Yeah. You took the words right outta my mouth. Yep.
Doopliss: Yeah, how about you guys, like, start fighting, huh?
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Charge!
Wiggler: Huh? Hey, quit shoving!
Crump: Wario bumped against Wiggler but it isn't doing a lot of damage.
Wario: Grr! Come on!! Charge, charge, charge!
Giant Wiggler: GrrrrRRR. QUIT SHOVING RIGHT NOW!!! RAAOR!
Wario: Wah? WAAOAOAOW!
Crump: Giant Wiggler smacked Wario and sent him flying back!
Giant Wiggler: WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS MESS WITH ME?!
Wario: Woah, chill out, pal! WAOAOAO!!!
Crump: Wario didn't have time to react, and Wiggler rammed him and sent him flying into a wall!
Wario: All right, now I'm mad.
Giant Wiggler: I'LL CRUSH YOU!
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Not this time!
Crump: Giant Wiggler tried to crush Wario against the wall, but Wario wall jumped high above Wiggler?! How?
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Ground Pound!!!
Giant Wiggler: AAAHHHH!!! ROAAAR!!!
Crump: Wario stomped hard on Wiggler's head from above! Looks like he's mad now.
Giant Wiggler: AAAAAHH!!!
Wario: WOAH!
CRASH!!!
Wario: Ahahaha!
Crump: Wiggler charged at full but Wario dodged and he hit a wall straight-on instead!
Giant Wriggler: STOP MOVING!!!
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Sneak-kick!
Crump: Wario kicked Wiggler in the butt!
Giant Wiggler: AAAARGGHHGRAOUGHALBLGHRGH!!!
CRASH!! BOOOM!!!
Crump: Wiggler stampeded and crashed
against the audience seats! And Wario wasn't even in that general
direction!
Wario: What a loser!
CRASH! CRAAASH!!!
Crump: OH NO, HE'S COMING HERE!
CRASH!!!
Crump: Giant Wiggler wrecked the announcer's booth but Lord Crump dodged 'cause he is the man!
Roy: My Sports Hall is getting completely smashed AGAIN?
Wario: Come on, loser, I'm over here!
Giant Wiggler: ARGHBRAYGH SHUT UP!
CRASH!!!
Wario: ... What the? I'm over here!
CRASH! CRASH! CRASH!
Crump: Uh oh, Wiggler has lost all traces of reason and is continually ramming a wall!
Giant Wiggler: DIE! DIE!!!
CRASH! CRASH!!!
Crump: The wall crumbled! And... looks like Wiggler left through his home-made exit.
Doopliss: Does this mean Wario wins?
Wario: Heh heh heh-heh! Too easy!
Crump: Man, Wario could've just lay down and still would've won!
Roy: Ok, I'll flip this coin to see
who repairs the Sports Hall. Whoops, coin says Doopliss and Crump, too
bad!
Doopliss: Hey, you didn't even flip it! BlagidiblagidiblagadiAAG!
Roy: Coin also said whoever complained first got shocked.
Doopliss: ... End Transmission.
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