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Yoob: They say he eats everything in sight, but really, I doubt he can see past that huge nose. |
General Guy: He's got a head on his shoulders, but does he have muscles on his arms? |
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Larry: Will his desire for revenge power him to victory? Nah, he's still a loser... |
Koopa Bros: Four against one is usually unfair, but these wimps are still shorter than their opponent. |
The announcer:
The referee:
***
Kamek: Welcome back to Roy’s Sports Hall!
Larry: With me as your super awesome referee.
Roy: Didn’t Yoob eat you last week? You should be deadand digested by now.
Larry: Yeah, he doesn’t have a very good metabolism.
Yoob: !·($&·/”·!)”!!
Roy: Ooh, harsh.
Larry: What, what’d he say?
Roy: I dunno.
Larry: Erm…
Kamek: Um, I see Yoob already introduced
himself. Well, that was Yoob over in the Red Corner. In the
blue one we have his- Woah. Four against
one?
Roy: Where’ve you been this past week? The fighters have been announced since like forever ago.
Kamek: I was, uh, distracted. Definitely not with my evil plans to murder cacti. Nope.
Roy: Whatever, man. Not interested.
Kamek: Yeah, ok, in the Blue Corner are the Koopa Bros! Are you guys like some kind of gang? I swear, kids these days. Back in my day-
Red: Gang? What? No, man, we’re ninjas! Check it out!! Super Ultra Omega Stealth Assassin Formation, guys!
Green: Green!
Yellow: Yellow!
Black: Black!
Red: And me!!! I mean, Red.
Roy: Spare me.
Larry: Isn’t the plural of ninja… ninja?
Roy: Geez man, just get the fight started already!
Larry: Ok, ok! I still say Yoob is gonna win. He’s just way too big and scary. Trust me, I know. So uh, FIGHT!
DINGDINGDING!!!
Yoob: “·($)$”$!!!
Kamek: Yoob used his huge and ugly tongue and grabbed Yellow!
Yellow: Oh man, he’s got me! Do something! AHHH!
Kamek: Yoob ate him!
Red: What? Man, you got owned already? Now we can’t stack ourselves and make the match even!
Black: Uh, we weren’t as tall as him with four to begin with.
Red: Shut up, man, you’re cramping my style!
Green: We can still win! Let’s go!
Red: That’s what I’m talkin’ ‘bout! Let’s save Yellow!
Kamek: The Koopa Bros. have stacked on top of each other!
Roy: Dude, these guys talk entirely too much.
Red: Go! Ninja Body Slam!
Yoob: @~€$?
Koopa Bros: Waaagh!
Kamek: The Koopa Bros. tried to smack Yoob’s belly with their shells, but they just bounced off without any real effect!
Yoob: @|~·”!)$”!!!
Green: WOAH!
Kamek: Yoob used his tongue again but Green jumped out of the way and was unharmed!
Red: That’s it! Toss me up!
Kamek: Green and Black threw Red up in the air.
Red: That’s right, this is what I call major air!
Yoob: @#€()”·/!)!!
Kamek: Yoob is trying to catch him in midair with his tongue!
Red: Super Awesome Slow Motion Ninja Air Dodge!!!
Kamek: What the?
Black: Show off!
Red: Time for my counterattack! Paper Shuriken Toss!
Yoob: @#)(*$! (#*$&@(#*$&! (((@!
Kamek: Red threw a toy weapon and it hit Yoob in the eye!
Red: Ohhhh man! I am so slick!
Yoob: @~#¬~#@¬@@#~!!!”·”(!·!!!
Kamek: Yoob lay an egg! Looks like he’s about to- HUH?!
VOIP!
Yellow: Surprise Entrance, fools!
Kamek: Yellow emerged from the egg somehow!
Red: Dang, man, that was pretty cool!
Yellow: That ain’t all. I planted my awesome ninja bombs all over his dumb stomach! He’s not going out of the bathroom for a while after this one!
Yoob: …
KA-BLOOM!
Yoob: … @#)(*$! (#*$&@(#*$&! (((@!@#)(*$! (#*$&@(#*$&! (((@!
Kamek: Um… Yoob has suddenly rushed out of the Sports Hall.
Larry: Disqualified! Koopa Bros. win!
Roy: Well at least he had the decency not to mess up my Sports Hall. Well, since Yoob didn’t eat you this time…
Larry: BlagidiblagadiblagidiAAG! End Transmission!
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