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Mr. L: Welcome to Roy’s Sports Hall! Due to the Underchomp’s speech impediment, I’m announcer once again, and the Underchomp has been demoted to referee.

Kamek: Wait, what? I thought it was finally my turn to-

Roy: ROY SPECIAL MK. III!

WHAM BAM CRACK!!!

Kamek: WAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa…

Mr. L: … In any case. These are tonight’s fighters. In the Green Corner, the absolute underdog, the harmless looking Amazee Dayzee.

Amazee Dayzee: Laa dee daaa~

Mr. L: In the Yellow Corner, the stuck up count who had his Sports Hall stint cut short but is back for his vengeance, Bleck!

Bleck: Blehehehe! Bleck!

Mr. L: And finally in the other corner, it’s the guy who’s obviously stronger than the others but had the misfortune to face off against me in the ring. Now he’s vying for a second chance at getting beaten by me, it’s Dimentio!

Dimentio: This time I will crush your head under my feet like a nutcracker opening a young and tender walnut!

Mr. L: Now we get to hear Larry’s prediction.

Larry: Eh, this is easy. We’ve already seen the fighters battle each other. I don’t see any reason why Dimentio can’t come out the victor again. I predict Amazee Dayzee will go down first, then Bleck, and Dimentio will win.

Mr. L: And there we have it.

Underchomp: Bark.

Meow!

Bleck: This time victory will not be yours, Dimentio! Fireburst!

FWOAOOOM!

Dimentio: YAAOWOWOW!!!

Mr. L: Oh, Bleck started the fight very quickly and caught Dimentio off guard by setting him on fire!

Dimentio: Haha, is that the best you can do? Come on, I can take another.

Bleck: Fireburst!

Dimentio: Teleport!

FAWAOOM!

Mr. L: Dimentio dodges the next attack!

Bleck: I saw that coming, said Bleck with a sly grin. Lightning-

Amazee Dayzee: Lalalaaa Bubble Trap~

Bloop!

Bleck: WHAT THE?! Screamed Bleck, bewildered!

Mr. L: Now it’s getting interesting! Bleck anticipated Dimentio’s teleportation and tried to attack the place Dimentio was about to appear, but he was interrupted by a back attack courtesy of Amazee Dayzee! Now he’s trapped in a bubble!

Dimentio: Ahahaha! You have served me well, flower. Lightning Strike!

BRZZAAAP!!!

Bleck: BLAGADIBLAGIDIAAAAG!!!

Mr. L: Dimentio got Bleck with an electric attack, which was probably more effective due to Bleck’s vulnerable position!

Bleck: Rrgh… Grrrr!

Dimentio: What is it? Feeling tired? Clone Party!

Dimentios: Ahahaha!

Amazee Dayzee: Lalala! Powder Dance!

Dimentios: Huh? Whu…buh…zzzzz…

Mr. L: Amazee Dayzee spread some powder around, and all the Dimentios fell asleep, breaking the clone magic!

Bleck: Blehehehe! What a perfect chance, exclaimed Count Bleck, rubbing his hands gleefully. Bleck Guillotine!

Frrr…FWSHINK!!!

Dimentio: SNRRKAAAAAAGHHHH!!!

Mr. L: Bleck summoned a magical blade that hit the sleeping Dimentio for major damage!

Dimentio: Magic Ball Barrage!

Bleck: Ough! ACK! BLEGH!

Amazee Dayzee: YAH! WAH! OW!

Mr. L: Dimentio retaliated by shooting the other two fighters with an onslaught of magic balls!

Dimentio: Hahaha, and now my victory approaches silently from the bushes, ready to pounce and tear its quivering prey apart! Bind!

Count Bleck: Grah!

Amazee Dayzee: Buaaa!I can’t move!

Dimentio: Prepare for my ultimate attack! Clone Party Dimension Skip!

Mr. L: Oh, so that’s how it is. Dimentio combined two attacks, cloning himself and moving to another dimension, thus dramatically multiplying his attack! I’ll have to take note of this and find the best way to counter it.

Dimentios: Hahaha! Take this!

WHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKAWHACKACRACK!!!

Count Bleck: GYAAAAAARRGHHHHH!!!

Amazee Dayzee: NOOOOOOO!!!

Mr. L: And the other two opponents are bound, making them even more susceptible!

Dimentios: Had enough?!

Amazee Dayzee: Woohhh… Loks like it’s time to go to… flower heaven…

Underchomp: Bark bark.

Count Bleck: It can’t… nd this… ay… Grrghhh… I knew this was coming… Dimensional Lightning!

KRACKOOMBRRZZZT!

Dimentios: What? BLAGIDIBLAGADIBLAGIDIAAAG!

Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof! Poof!

Mr. L: Looks like Bleck had a move up his sleeve. Looks like a magic attack that is more effective against opponents in another dimension! It hit all the Dimentios and they all got zapped into nothingness!

Count Bleck: Bleehheehehe! Excellent!

Dimentio: Into nothingness, is it? Maybe because the real one was too smart to simply stand near you where he could get hit!

Count Bleck: WHAT?! WHERE?!

Mr. L: What’s this?! The real Dimentio is on the ceiling above Count Bleck!

Dimentio: Dimensional Pound!

WHHAAAAM!!! SHOOOOM!

Count Bleck: NOOOOUUURRRAAAAAaaaaaa…

Mr. L: Dimentio fell on top of Count Bleck hard! And it looks like Bleck is… shrinking!

Dimentio: This attack will pound you into such a small size that my victory is assured!

Mini Bleck: Uh oh. I gotta get outta here! Zoink!

Mr. L: Count Bleck ran away!

Underchomp: Bark BARK!

Mr. L: Looks like it, Underchomp. Oh well, looks like it’ll have to be me who puts this weirdo in his place.

Roy: Man, Larry guessed completely right! How the?!

Mr. L: Agreed. What’s the world coming to?

Larry: Hehe! Well I don’t like to brag…

Roy: Yeah, congrats on choosing the dumbest and most obvious prediction, loser.

Larry: Aw man, I never win, right? End Transmission…

The winner:

The losers:

Now you have a choice:
You can go back and memorize the rest of the battles.
You can go back to the Boxing Arena, because I know you loved it so much!
Anyone who rats about the conditions here will be personally pounded by me! If you'd like a pounding, you can also go back to Lemmy's Land.