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Amazee Dayzee: I'm just amazed no one's plucked those golden petals yet. |
General Guy: He's got a head on his shoulders, but does he have muscles on his arms? |
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Larry: Will his desire for revenge power him to victory? Nah, he's still a loser... |
Count Bleck: The winner may be Count Bleck. But any medical bills will be charged to Count Bleck. |
The announcer:
The referee:
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Roy: Welcome again to another match at Roy’s Sports Hall!
Larry: This is the second run of the popular Amazee Dayzee. But the fighter he’s up against might just uproot his victory! But first, I must announce Dayzee. In the Red Corner, we have the rarest baddie ever, the insanely powerful flower, AMAZEE DAYZEE!
Amazee: Laaa deeee~ daaayyy zeeeee~
Larry: And in the Blue Corner, we have the popular to win, the third-person maniac, the main villain of Super Paper Mario, COUNT BLECK!
Count Bleck: Prepare to be defeated… by Count Bleck!
Larry: As I said before, it’s probable that Count Bleck’s going to totally kill Amazee. But who knows? He could prevail in the end.
Roy: Where was your prediction in there?
Larry: Uh… three?
Roy: I’ll keep that in mind. Pokey?
Pokey: Fight.
DING DING DING!
Count Bleck: Come and get me, Count Bleck taunted! BLECK HOLE!
SHA-WOOP! POW!
Amazee: YEOWCH! Bubble shot!
BLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO!
Count Bleck: BLECK HOLE!
SHA-WOOP! BLOOOOOOOOO!
Amazee: NOOOOO!
Larry: Incredible! Count Bleck used one of those black hole thingies to deflect Amazee’s bubbles in a huge burst back at him!
Amazee: Uh oh, I might be in over my head.
Count Bleck: You realized this just now? Count Bleck shall prevail!
Amazee: At least I still have this. SLEEP SONG!
Count Bleck: You think that Count Bleck will go to zzzzzzzzzzz…
Amazee: This time, I won’t miss. Bubble Shot!
BLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO!
Count Bleck: WHAT?! YEARGHHH!
Amazee: SLEEP SONG!
Count Bleck: Not agai– zzzzzzzzzzzz…
Amazee: Bubble Shot!
BLOOBLOOBLOOBLOOBLOO!
Count Bleck: ARGH, COUNT BLECK SCREAMED AGAIN!
Larry: Wow, that’s cheap, even by my standards.
Amazee: HA! As long as I keep using this pattern on you, you’ll wear out eventually!
Count Bleck: I think not… DIMENSION FLIP!
FLIP-A-FLIP!
Amazee: MPH! MPH! MPH!
Larry: Count Bleck somehow flipped Amazee’s mouth into nowhere!
Roy: Hey, Bleck! Can you do that to Morton later?
Count Bleck: Okay.
Amazee: MPH MF MPH!
FA-WOOOOOOOOOSH! SLASH!
Count Bleck: YEARGH, COUNT BLECK YELLED!
Larry: Oooooh, looks like Bleck forgot all about Amazee’s petals!
Count Bleck: Curses! It appears that Count Bleck must take decisive action… LIGHTNING STRIKE!
FA-BOOOM!
Amazee: MMMMMMMMMMM!
Larry: WHAT?! Since when can he do that?!
Amazee: MPH! MPH MPH!
Count Bleck: Prepare yourself, Count Bleck warned! BLECK OUT!
Amazee: Mph?
WHAM! FLIP-A-FLIP!
Amazee: The wheels on the bus go round and round… urrrrrgh.
Pokey: Count Bleck, winner.
Larry: WAY TO GO! Our new one-week champion is Count Bleck!
Count Bleck: Nobody shall defeat Count Bleck!
Larry: And my prediction was correct! Phew…
Roy: Aw, too bad. At least we can still shock Kamek.
Kamek: BLAGIDIBLAGIDIBLAGIDIAGGGGGG! END TRANSMISSION!
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