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Iggy: Well hey, guys! Uh, it's good to be back, yeah! Welcome to Roy's Sports Hall, where a Koopaling-dominant finale is going to rock. Your. WORLD. Heheheheh...
Iggy: Ooooowwww. What was that for?
Roy: Simple. Y'know words are like mosquitoes, right? Well you say so much trash I figure best way ta stop them bugs from bugging me is breaking your jaw.
Iggy: B-but I have to announce!
Roy: We have alternates...
Kamek: Yes, yes we do...
Fawful: We are most certainly in the form of alternations in the case of fink-rat extermination, fururururu.
Czar Dragon: Duhhhh... I say stuff and, um... people do things.
Iggy: You've made your point, okay Roy, buddy, pal? I-I mean no hard feelings, right?
Roy: I got none at all.
Iggy: Well, that's good to he-
Roy: Your cheating's given me somethin' harder than hard! Rock solid, pretty much! Heh... but I'll save it. I just have these guys around to remind you... of how LOW on the totem pole you are! I only like the red one.
Iggy: I see, well, u-um, let's get started. In that, um, o-one over there it's, um, a wind-up toy who's cool and out of style, Mechakoopa!
Mechakoopa: Systems are all go. We're going to have one great show!
Iggy: And in, um, the one over there it-
Czar Dragon: ... OH! I'm the red one!
Iggy: ... Dark Star.
Dark Star: PREVIOUS DEFEAT WAS MERELY A SETBACK. NOW I SHALL TRULY TAKE WHAT I DESERVE.
Iggy: Ummm... Larry, want to give your opinion?
Larry: You're doomed, dude.
Iggy: I meant about the match, specifically!
Larry: Oh, right, uh... well Dark Star. We haven't really liked inanimate object types lately, right? Toys shouldn't be that strong either.
Iggy: W-well that's a good analysis as any, I gue-
Roy: You AGREEING with LARRY, punk?
Iggy: N-no! Larry is an idiot and always will be!
Roy: That's what I like to hear. Pokey, start this thing.
DING! DING! DING!
Mechakoopa: I'm charging right ahead! Staying right on target!
Dark Star: HMPH.
Mechakoopa: Bzzzzz- Oh Sherry, I can't marry you. As a child I was kidnapped by a group of Ninja Zombie Kremlings, and they killed my father! No Lance, it is I who can't marry you... because I AM a Ninja Zombie Kremling!
Iggy: Well, um, lightning hit Mechakoopa an-
Roy: Sshhhhh! This part's awesome. It's like wrestling with more shirts on and stuff!
Mechakoopa: But the truth is, Lance... I'M really your twin brother genetic duplicate! You were cloned as a child and I've come for revenge! No, Johnny, no! It cannot be so!
Dark Star: THIS HAS FALLEN BENEATH EVEN MY EXPECTATIONS.
Iggy: Well, um, Mechakoopa doesn't seem to be able to move and, u-
Dark Star: THE FIGHT SHALL NOT BE FINISHED.
Dark Star: ...
Iggy: Um... Dark Star disappeared... Well, um, one fighter is unable to fight and the other is gone so, um...
Pokey: Still going.
Pokey: I know.
Roy: Did you just doubt Pokey, pal? Not many people get ta do that an-
Iggy: You guys hear anythi-
Mechakoopa: One Shell To Save will return after... Shutting down... Processes failing... Bzzt.
Dark Star: TRULY WORTHLESS.
Iggy: Mechakoopa is officially in pieces at this point. I think it's safe to say tha-
Dark Star: FLAMETHROWER.
Dark Star: SUCH A SIMPLE TOOL... HAD YOU MORE, PERHAPS YOU WOULD BE A WORTHY BEING. FOR NOW, I HAVE WHAT I CAME FOR.
Pokey: Dark Star, winner.
Iggy: Well, um... Mechakoopa is um... ashes. Like I can't even tell it ever existed. G-good thing those are a dime a dozen, huh?
Roy: Huh... So we got a guy who eats people and then steals their powers and takes 'em for his own... I remember a game like that...
Roy: I think it was called... um... oh, right! Batman Arkham Asylum!
Iggy: Oh... well, um... is this new challenger the next Shadoo? What poor sap shall he absorb next? Tune in next week, same Koopa time, same Koopa channel!
Roy: That... was low even for you.
Iggy: S-so how'd I do?
Roy: Well... let me answer in one of two ways. The good news is you're stickin' around. And the bad news...
WHAM! BAM! CRACK! DING!
Roy: I'm all for a twofer, how about everyone else?
Larry and Iggy: BLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITYBLAGITY- END TRANSMISSION!
|Voting Results (highlight
1. Dark Star: 81%
2. Mechakoopa: 19%
Results (highlight to see):
1. Biff Atlas: 38%
1. Red I: 38%
3. Midbus: 23%
You're not allowed to nominate these now - so don't waste your vote!
- Blizzard Midbus (not a separate character
from Midbus; nomination counted for Midbus)
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