(The red curtain rises on Ice Land, and the title is shown.)

(The scene begins in Kooky's laboratory. Kooky is fixing Hip's Icegun.)

Kooky: I'm almost done.

Hip: Will it explode?

Kooky: Of course not! What gave you that idea?

Hip: (under his breath) The fact that they almost always explode....

Kooky: You say something?

Hip: No.

Koopa (from the throne room): HIP, HOP, GET IN HERE!

Hip: Bye Kooky!

(Hip runs out and meets Hop in the hallway. They run to the throne room and meet Koopa there.)

Hip: Yes-

Hop: King Dad?

Koopa: Is the Icegun almost fixed?

(Hip nods his head - squeaky squeak.)

Koopa: Good. Listen to my latest plan.

(Koopa whispers the plan to them.)

Hip: King Dad-

Hop: You're brilliant!

Koopa: Ain't I though?

(The scene switches to a picnic in Grass Land with Princess, Toad, and the Marios.)

Princess: Such a beautiful day!

Mario: I know...

(Mario attempts to ask Princess something but Toad interrupts.)

Toad: Isn't it odd that Koopa hasn't attacked us in a while?

Luigi: Maybe he decided to give up.

(Suddenly the doomship flies into view before them.)

Mario: Luigi, you jinxed it!

Luigi: Eh heh heh...

(The doomship lands and Koopa, Hip, and Hop jump out.)

Koopa: Well, well, well.

Mario: Koopa!

Koopa: That's my name, don't wear it out.

Luigi: Why don't you give up already?

Hip: Kind Dad will-

Hop: Never give up!

Hip: And neither will-

Hop: Us Koopalings!

Koopa: That's my boys!

(Hip whips out the Icegun.)

Hip: Take-

Hop: This!

(Hip fires the Icegun and freezes the Marios in their tracks. Toad and Princess scream.)

Koopa: You better be scared!

(Koopa grabs Princess and throws her on the doomship before he, Hip, and Hop jump in. The doomship takes off.)

Toad: Oh, what am I gonna do?

(Toad looks at the Bros. and gets an idea. He takes off looking for a "?"  block.)

Toad: Hang on!

(Meanwhile, at the Koopa Castle, all the Koopas are in the throne room partying while Princess is tied up.

Koopa: Finally the Kingdom is ours!

Cheatsy: I never doubted you, King Dad!

Cootie Pie: This is awesome! I can shoplift forever!

Bully: Big deal. All's I care about is stomping on all those Mushroom people!

Big Mouth: Awesome! Can I join in since I like stomping as much as you and-

(Bully cuts in.)

Bully: CAN IT! I might let you go IF you're quiet for the rest of the day.

Koopa: And now I can have Toadstool!

Princess: Forget it Koopa!

(Suddenly the Bros. run in.)

Koopa: WHAT?! HOW DID YOU GET FREE?!

Luigi: Toad unfroze us with Fire Flowers.

Koopa: I don't care. KOOPALINGS, GET THOSE MARIOS!!!

(The Koopalings charge at the Bros. while the song "Ice'll Always Triumph"  starts.)

"Ice'll Always Triumph"
Ice is da best weapon of all!
Ice'll always come out on the ball!
Against Fire, Ice'll melt it.
Ice is cool!
Make your own BRIDGES!!!
Freeze your annoying SIBLINGS!!!
Ice rules all right!

(The Koopalings try and fight the Bros., but they keep colliding because they keep attacking on both sides. The Bros. try and get Princess but Koopa spits fire at them, making them run away. The Koopalings corner the Marios and the song stops.)

Mario: What do we do?

Luigi: I don't know!

(Hip whips out his Icegun.)

Hip: Bye bye-

Hop: Marios! Have an-

Hip: Ice day!

(Hip fires the gun and the Bros. suddenly use the Fire Flowers they brought with them and melt the ice.)

Cheatsy: Oh NO!

Kooky: We're done for!

(The Bros. shoot fireballs at them, making the Koopas retreat. The Icegun is broken along the way.

Koopa: I'll get you Marios!

(The Marios free Princess.)

Princess: Oh thank you!

(Princess leans forward and kisses Mario on the cheeck. The scene switches to the Koopalings running, dragging Koopa along the way.)

Koopa: I hate those Marios...

(The scene switches back to the picnic.)

Mario: Now we can finish our picnic!

Princess: Who unfroze you anyway?

Toad: I did. I remembered Fire melts Ice and vice versa.

Luigi: You sure had quick thinking there.

Toad: Gee thanks!

(Everyone laughs and the curtain falls.)

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