(The Curtain rises on Giant Land and the title is shown.)

(Big Mouth is walking down a hall in Castle Koopa and he bumps into Bully.)

Bully: Hey, can’t you see I’m walking here?

(Bully punches Big Mouth in the face.)

Big Mouth: Ow, that hurt! What did you do that for, I’m sorry!

Bully: I am bigger, older, smarter, stronger, and better than you! I have no reason not to beat you up. Ha ha!

(Bully walks off.)

Big Mouth: Ooh, why does he bbbother me all the time? Can’t he just act normal? He really drives me crazy, and he doesn’t even have a car!

(Big Mouth peaks his head into the lab and sees Kooky standing next to a large Super Mushroom.)

Kooky: Big Mouth, I need you to help me with a test! I’ve genetically altered this Super Mushroom so that it’s ten times it’s normal size! Do you want to try it?

Big Mouth: Why not?

(Big Mouth takes a bite out of the Mushroom.)

Big Mouth: Kooky, this tastes sort of funny! What’d you do to it? Make it lose it’s flavor?

Kooky: Well, I guess I could add some more flavor next time!

(Big Mouth slowly starts to grow.)

Big Mouth: Hey, what’s happening? Why is everything shrinking?

Kooky: Nothing’s shrinking! You’re getting bigger! Get out of the castle!

(Big Mouth jumps into a warp pipe which takes him outside the castle. Kooky follows him and Big Mouth continues to grow until he is 50 feet tall.)

Big Mouth: What happened?

Kooky: My Super Shroom has super effects!

(Koopa and the rest of the kids run out of the castle.)

Koopa: Big Mouth! Why’re you so big?

Hip: I knew his mouth was always big-

Hop: But this is ridiculous!

Koopa: I’ve got an idea! Big Mouth, go to Giant Land! The rest of you Koopalings, come with me!

(The scene switches to the Mushroom Kingdom and the doomship is in the sky. The Doompship flies over the Mushroom Kingdom and approaches Mario and co., who are taking a walk. A few Bob-ombs are tossed from the doomship and explode next to them.)

Mario: What’s going on?

Koopa: Na na na na na! We’re off to Giant Land and you can’t stop us!

(The doomship flies off.)

Princess: We’ve got to stop them! But why would they let us know they’re going to Giant Land?

Toad: It must be a trick or something!

Luigi: Hey relax! Let’s just follow ‘em!

(The scene changes to Giant Land. The doomship arrives in Giant Land where Big Mouth is waiting.)

Koopa: Big Mouth, don’t just stand there! Get to work! Destroy stuff!

(Big Mouth starts to break some hills and blocks as Mario and co. come out of a warp pipe.)

Mario: I can’t believe it!

Luigi: Mamamia! How’d you get to be so big?

Koopa: Big Mouth, grab ‘em!

(Big Mouth picks them up and puts them in a cage on top of the doomship which is surrounded by Sledge Brothers. The rest of the Koopas climb down from the ship with a rope.)

Koopa: Big Mouth, get back to work!

Bully: Yeah, you good for nothing pipsq- Uh, never mind!

(Big Mouth picks up Bully and puts him in the cage.)

Koopa: The rest of us are going to threaten to rob everyone in Giant Land, Big Mouth! If we need your help we’ll call you!

(They run off as Big Mouth lies down.)

Big Mouth: If they don’t need me now, I’m gonna take a nap.

Bully: I can’t believe that I’m stuck in a cage with those good for nothing plumbers! Stupid Big Mouth, it’s all his fault!

Mario: We have a plan that will help you deal with Big Mouth!

Luigi: Yeah, but you have to let us out!

Bully: Guards, let us out!

(The Sledge Bros. open the cage as Bully, Mario, and Luigi exit. But the door is closed before Princess and Toad can get out.)

Toad: What about us?

Bully: Sorry, you weren’t part of the plan, you two!

(Mario and Luigi see a vertical pipe in the air a few feet away from the doomship. They leap for it and fall in.)

(They end up in a room with a giant chest in front of them. They approach the chest but two Goombas wearing Kuribo’s Shoes that they didn’t notice before stop them.)

Goomba 1: Going somewhere?

Goomba 2: You can’t have what’s in the chest!

(The Goombas chase the Brothers around the room and the Brothers do what they can to dodge them. The Goombas jump on the chest and wait on it.)

Mario: I’ve got a plan, Luigi! (whispers)

Goomba 1: Forget it! You still can’t have our treasure!

Mario and Luigi: One, two, three!

(They quickly lift the lid off the chest and the Goombas go flying into the ceiling. They vanish and their Shoes fall on the ground.)

(Mario and Luigi jump into the chest and emerge wearing Hammer Bros. Suits. They jump in the shoes and exit through the pipe. They jump from the pipe back onto the doomship, where the Sledge Bros. and Bully are torturing Princess and Toad by throwing stuff at them.)

Mario: Leave them alone!

Sledge Brother: You’ll have to get past us first!

Mario: Luigi, you deal with Big Mouth! I’ll handle these hammerheads!

(Big Mouth wakes up as Luigi jumps off the doomship and jumps from platform to platform back to the ground. Meanwhile, Mario gets ready to fight the Sledge Bros. The song “Hammer Time” begins.)

Hammer Time!
Hammer Time!
The Koopas are up to their dirty old tricks!
If ya want to beat ‘em ya gotta be quick!
If ya can’t beat ‘em join them instead!
Use your hammers and bonk ‘em on the head!
Hammer Time!
Hammer Time!
The Koopas are up to their dirty old tricks!
If ya want to beat ‘em ya gotta be quick!
If you can’t beat ‘em join them instead!
Use ya hammers and bonk ‘em on the head!

(Mario manages to knock out all the Sledge Bros. by jumping on them and throwing hammers except for one. Mario throws a hammer at the lock on the cage and Princess and Toad escape. Bully chases them around the ship. Mario throws a hammer at Bully and knocks him off the doomship. The Sledge Brother hits Mario with his sledge and Mario loses his Shoe. The song ends.)

Mario: At least I’ve still got my Hammer Suit!

(Mario is hit by another sledge and loses that too. But he jumps on the Sledge Brother and defeats it.)

(Luigi is jumping around and throwing hammers at Big Mouth, trying to stop him.)

Big Mouth: Hold still, would you? I’m supposed to stop you!

(After taking a few more hits, he grabs Luigi and he loses his Shoe. Luigi chucks a hammer at Big Mouth’s face and Big Mouth drops him. Luigi runs behind a pile of blocks.)

Luigi: Over here, Big Boy!

Big Mouth: That’s Big Mouth!

(Big Mouth smashes the blocks and hits Luigi, causing him to lose his Hammer Suit. However, a Starman pops out of the blocks and goes flying.)

Luigi: I got it!

Big Mouth: No way, it’s mine!

Big Mouth is about to reach it until Mario jumps from the doomship and grabs it.

(Mario lands on the ground and runs after Big Mouth, who trips on a Music Block and falls down. Mario charges at Big Mouth and he shrinks down to normal size. The Starman wears off.)

Big Mouth: Oh no! I took too much damage! I’m bbback to normal shrimpy size! I’m outta here!

(Big Mouth runs off as Toad and Princess come down from the doomship.)

Mario: Well I’m glad that’s over! I guess Big Mouth’s mouth is the only big thing about him, as usual!

(Scene change to Dark Land. Back at Castle Koopa, Koopa, Bully, Kooky, and Big Mouth are in the throne
room arguing.)

Koopa: It’s your fault for letting the Mario Bros. out of the cage, Bully!

Bully: It’s your fault for putting me in the cage, Big Mouth!

Big Mouth: It’s your fault for making me big, Kooky!

Kooky: It’s your fault for giving me such an annoying brother, King Dad!

(Koopa chases Bully, who is chasing Big Mouth, who is chasing Kooky, who is chasing Koopa. They run around in a circle and the curtain falls.)

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