Part 3: Zutio’s Attack

Peach is sitting at a large table eating as many cakes as possible. With each cake she gets five pounds heavier and much, much fatter.

Todd: OKk Peach, let’s see how much you weigh.

Peach gets on a digital scale. The scale shows “1,364 lbs”.

Peach: I need more cakes!

Peach tries to make it over to the table but she is walking very slowly. But the sugar rush from the cakes kicks in and she makes it to the table in no time. Meanwhile, the elder is talking to Melvin.

Old Hag: So she is indeed the Fat One?

Melvin: Yes. There can be no doubt.

Old Hag: Splendid.

Melvin: Yes. There’s no doubt that she and I will be able to beat Terry!

Meanwhile, off in the distance...

Terry is stomping over to Melvin Island over the clouds. Every cloud he steps on turns into a storm cloud.

Terry: My progress is very slow. All that extra power that I took from the other gods is making me very slow.

Terry trips. He lands on his face. He gets up and snarls.

Terry: DARN IT! I must get someone to go and weaken the Fat One.

Terry stirs up some clouds into the shape of a Yoshi. The clouds turn into a real Yoshi!

Yoshi: I am Zutio!

Terry: Go get the Fat One, Zutio!

Zutio: Yes, Master.

Zutio runs off at a very fast pace. He gets to some clouds above Melvin Island and ground pounds on them. He falls through them and lands on the beach. He looks around and sees a little Toad playing in the sand. The Toad notices Zutio.

Zutio: Get lost.

The Toad runs away screaming. He runs into Todd.

Todd: Woah! Mar T! What’s wrong?

Mar: T-t-thewe’s a dinosaw on the beach!

Peach: A dinosaur?

Tina: Sounds like a job for you, Peach.

Peach goes to the beach. She sees Zutio.

Zutio: I assume you’re the Fat One?

Peach: How’d you know?

Zutio: *looks at Peach*  <_<  Just a lucky guess.

Peach: Well, enough talk! Are you a good Yoshi or a bad one?

Zutio: Bad.

Peach: Then it’s my job to defeat you!

Zutio runs very quickly at Peach. He runs into her stomach and bounces backwards. He falls down. He gets up and whips Peach with his tongue. Peach grabs his tongue and swings him around in circles. She hurls him into Frank’s hut. Frank’s hut collapses but Frank doesn’t notice and/or care as long as he has his TV so he can watch All My Shrooms.

Frank: Will you please be quiet?! I’m missing Johnny’s proposal to Delilah! Now get out of here!

Frank kicks Zutio back into the fight with Peach. Zutio wraps his tongue around Peach to choke her.

Peach: ACK!!!

Robert goes up to Peach. He’s oblivious to the fact that she’s being choked.

Rob: What did you just CALL ME, AUTHORS?!

Paperlemmy: Mario Koopa! Change it! Change it please!

Paperlemmy and Mario Koopa are shot in the back by a Bullet Bill.

Joke-Blaster: Another one like that and you’re done for!

Robert: *sigh* Thank you. Hey Peach.

Peach: Robert! Help- ACK!- me! I need you- ACK!- Rob- ACK!

Robert: Did you just call me Rob?!

Peach: No! ACK! I didn’t- ACK!- mean it! I choked- ACK! before I could say- ACK!- Robe-

Robert explodes, which KO’s Peach. Zutio pulls Peach into his mouth with his tongue. He swallows her and his stomach becomes humongous. The islanders rush over to where Zutio is at the sound of hearing Robert explode. They see a very fat Zutio straining to stand up.

Zutio: Well, that was very satisfying. BRRAAAPPPP!!!

Everyone: GASP!  He’s eaten the Fat One!

Zutio: Oh, excuse me.  Well I’d better *burp* get back to *burp* Terry.

But when Zutio tries to go back to Terry, he can barely move.

Zutio: GRRR!  … Oh well, even if I don’t manage to make it off this island, Terry will be here within a few days. And he will thank me for eating the delicious, though fattening, Fat One!

Old Hag: HALT, YOU FIEND!!!

Zutio stops, and turns to Old Hag.

Old Hag: I warn you, Melvin will be here any minute and dispose of you!

Meanwhile…

Melvin: Hmm, the Fat One has been gone a long time. I’d better… AH-CHOO! …OH MY GOSH, THERE’S BLOOD IN MY MUCUS! I’d better see my doctor.

And Melvin rushes off to see his doctor.

Back with Zutio and the islanders...

Old Hag: And even if the mighty Melvin does not show up, I will fight you! YAAAAAAAAAAA!

Old Hag begins whacking Zutio with her stick. Annoyed, Zutio opens his mouth, grabs Old Hag with his tongue, and swallows her whole.

Everyone: *GASP*

Zutio: Hmm, a bit gaudy, but good.

Tina: Oh, no! The village elder’s been eaten!

Todd: Bob! You’re the leader! You do something!

Bob: What? ME?!

Islander: Yeah, do something for a change!

Bob: Oh, fine. Here I go! CHARGE!

Bob charges at Zutio, just to get eaten just as Old Hag was.

Zutio: I could do this all day if you want!

Tina: Oh, now what?

Meanwhile, elsewhere…

Wendy: Okay, the storm was one thing, and the Blooper was a completely different thing, but this is just RIDICULOUS!

The Koopalings, their cousins, and Mario are trapped on a Shy Guy pirate ship.

Captain Guy: Silence, curs, or ye’ll walk the plank!

Roy; Darn pirates and their stupid lingo…

Mario: Lookie!  Another ship!

Another ghostly ship is approaching.

Captain Guy: Aargh! It’s the ship of Cortez! Ready the cannons!

Larry: Are we ever going to get to Melvin Island?

The ships begin attacking each other, until the Shy Guys' ship sinks. The other ship sails up to Mario and the Koopalings.

Bobbery: Ahoy, there! Mario, do you need a lift?

Mario: CHEESE!

Koopalings: YES!

Meanwhile, back on Melvin Island…

Zutio is now literally a blimp; he has nearly all the inhabitants of the village. Only Tina and Todd remain uneaten.

Zutio: *burp* Well, are you going to try something? I still *burp* have room for two more!

Tina: Well, Todd, it looks like the fate of not only Peach, but also everyone on the island lies in our hands.

Todd: Yeah, and we’ll save them all! I have a plan!

Todd whispered the plan to Tina.

Tina: Okay, let’s do it!

Todd: Hey look! Terry!

Zutio: Huh? Where?

Zutio turns around. Tina and Todd charge into him and Zutio begins to fall over. But he regains his balance and turns back around.

Tina: Uh-

Todd: Oh.

Zutio eats them with a quick whip of his tounge.

Zutio: BRRAAAPPPP!!!  Well, I can safely say that I am STUFFED! And now to return to Terry.

However, Zutio has now become so massive that his feet don't even touch the ground. He struggles as hard as he can, but in the end, the most he can do is simply wiggle his feet.

Zutio: Oh well. Terry will be here in a matter of days. Plus, I’ve eaten enough to survive that long. I’ll simply wait here until he arrives! And when he does, I’ll be rewarded for serving my master! Hmmm…  I wonder what he’ll reward me with…  perhaps fame? Perhaps fortune? NO! More food! Yeah, that’s what I’d like- OH!  Wha- Ugh! GRRRRRRR!

Suddenly, Zutio feels tremendous pressure in his belly, and he immediately… lays an egg. A really big egg!

Zutio: WOAH! Did I do that? Well, it certainly lightened the load! Now I’m light enough to-

But before he can do anything else, the egg begins hatching. The egg breaks open to reveal Peach, in all her Fat Glory!

Peach: PHEW! I’m finally free! But wait! Where is everyone?

Zutio: I ate them.

Peach: WHAT?!

Peach stares down Zutio, who, even though Peach has escaped his body, is still almost the same size as he was when he swallowed Peach.

Zutio: That’s right, I ate them all. And with my added girth, there is no way you’ll be able to stop-

But before he can finish, Peach uses her enormous backside…  to sit on Zutio’s head. Zutio lets out muffled cries for help, and pleads for Peach to get off.

Peach: Oh, I’ll get off. But first, you have to do something for me!

Zutio gulps.

Moments later, eggshells are scattered across the island, and many of the villagers have been set free from Zutio’s gut! However, Peach’s behind remains firmly on Zutio’s head, as Zutio has not released everyone. Zutio has just lay another egg. Peach cracks it open to reveal Frank.

Frank: FINALLY!

Frank hurries back to his TV.

Peach: (singingly) Still not Tina or Todd~!

Zutio groans as he lays another egg.

Meanwhile, out at sea…

Lemmy: Thanks for helping us out.

Bobbery: No problem, old boy!

Lemmy: I’m not that old.

Cortez: We should be there in about two days or so, so long as nobody does anything stupid to mess with the ship.

A pause, then everyone looks at Mario.

Mario: It’s-a me, Mario!

Will Mario and the Koopalings ever get to Melvin island?

Iggy: That is-

Lemmy: The question.

How many eggs will Zutio have to lay before they find Tina and Todd?

Peach: (singingly) Still not Tina or Todd~!

Zutio groans and lays another egg.

And just what show could Frank possibly be watching?!

Frank: If I haven’t seen it, it’s new to me!

Find out on the next installment of the Adventures of Fat Peach!

Mario Koopa: You know, in the last one we said what the name of the next installment would be. Shouldn’t we do that in this-

Paperlemmy: STOP COMMENTING ON WHAT I WRITE!

Mario Koopa: EEP!

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