Paperlemmy: Hello there!

Mario Koopa: Fmm Mff!

Paperlemmy: I had to tie Mario Koopa up and tape his mouth shut because he wouldn’t stop RIDICULING MY WORK!

Mario Koopa: FFM! (Eep!)

Anyway, it was another glorious day on Melvin Island. But with Terry approaching, disaster would soon strike. Dun dun dun!!!

Mario Koopa: Frrf mif. (Oh brother.)

Peach: *sigh* I wonder where Mario is?

Todd: I’m sure he’ll be here soon!

Frank’s TV: We interrupt this program to bring an important news bulletin! A strange and powerful meteor is going to enter Plit’s atmosphere and crash into the middle of the ocean! So look up in the sky right now and you might see something!

Islanders: NEAT!

Everyone looks up.

Meanwhile...

Bowser: I’m bored. Playing Frisbee with a Frisbee that throws up…

Wart: BLECH!!!

Bowser: -isn’t so fun anymore. I wish something exciting would happen.

The meteor crashes into Bowser.

Bowser: THIS ISN’T WHAT I MEANT!!!

Back on Plit...

The meteor crashes into Terry’s head.

Terry: OW!

Terry pulls Bowser off of the meteor and throws the meteor away.

Meanwhile on the sea...

Ludwig: Everything will be just fine as long as we keep Mario from doing anything stupid.

The meteor crashes into the ship and makes a big hole in it.

Ludwig: Uh… oh…

Back on Melvin Island...

Tina: What an impressive meteor crash!

Peach: And yet… I have this feeling inside me. A feeling that the meteor crash did something bad…

Todd: Nah, that’s just your stomach growling. You must need more cakes!

Peach: Oh yeah, you’re probably right. More cakes, please!

In an instant, several islanders arrive with cakes. Peach eats them almost as quickly as they arrive, and grows slightly bigger.

Robert: Wow, I almost can’t believe how quickly she’s growing!

Old Hag: Yes… Soon, she will reach the right size, enough to fight Terry, alongside Melvin!

Speaking of which, back with Terry, he holds Bowser in the palm of his hand. Bowser, slightly dazed from the impact, takes great shock when he seesTerry.

Bowser: GAH! Who are you?

Terry: I am the mighty god, Terry, the most powerful of all the gods! No one can match my strength! I could easily-

Bowser: BOR-ING! Say, would you mind sending me back into space?

Terry: I have a better idea. You’re the mighty King Bowser, correct?

Bowser: Yeah, what of it?

Terry: Since my last minion hasn’t returned from attempting to dispose of the Fat One, you’ll have to go and finish the job.

Bowser: Why should I?

Terry: I’ll give you power beyond you’re wildest dreams!

Bowser: Hmmm…

Terry: And I’ll kick your butt if you don’t!

Bowser: Deal.

Terry: Okay, then!

Terry blasts Bowser with beams from his eyes. Bowser grows and grows, and grew fiercer as he does so! When the transformation is complete, he lets out a huge roar!

Meanwhile, back in the ocean…

Cortez: Yar! My ship! It’s ruined!

Bobbery: You really did it this time, Mario!

Mario: CHEESE!

Larry: Now what do we do?

Roy: Don’t worry; someone else will come along eventually to help us out.

Lemmy: How can you be sure?

Roy: Because this story’s starting to get predictable.

Paperlemmy: HEY!

Mario Koopa: Mif phu. (It’s true.)

Paperlemmy: QUIET, YOU!

Meanwhile, back on Melvin Island, Peach continues to eat cakes.

Peach: Boy, the cakes here sure are delicious! I just can’t get enough!

The sky splits open!

Peach: Oh my!

Islanders: AAHHH!!!

Bowser drops from the sky!

Peach: WOAH! He’s big!

Bowser: I HAVE COME FOR PEEAAACCCCHHHHH!!!

Bob: Here she is!

Bob points to Peach. Bowser starts reaching toward Peach. Peach jumps as high as she can (2 inches into the air) and ground pounds. The ground pound causes the island to shake and Bowser falls down. He gets up.

Bowser: IS THAT ALL YOU CAN DO?

Bowser does a ground pound and causes everything on the island to go high into the air (except for himself)! When Peach lands, she uses Peach Bomber on Bowser, but to no avail. Bowser steps on the ground and causes an earthquake! The huts and trees began to crumble and fall; the islanders run for cover; and Peach’s immense belly begins to shake and jiggle to the rumbling.

Old Hag: Such incredible power… I’ve never seen something like this!

Robert: You can barely see anything at all.

Old Hag: That may be true, but still, my point remains.

Giga Bowser then takes a deep breath and torches everything! The fire is so hot that it makes Pauline look bland!

BAM!

Joke Blaster: I’m going to be keeping an eye on you!

Paperlemmy: I’ll keep that in mind.

Mario Koopa: HEF EE! (HELP ME!)

Joke Blaster: Oh my gosh, you poor thing!

The Joke Blaster proceeds to rip the tape from Mario Koopa’s mouth.

Mario Koopa: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOW!

Joke Blaster: Oh it wasn’t that bad. Besides, I got rid of that mustache for you.

Paperlemmy: See, everything works out!

Joke Blaster: I’m still watching you…

Paperlemmy: Oh, uh, well, back to the story!

Meanwhile, back with Mario and the Koopalings…

Whale: It’s a good think I found you, Mario, or else you would have been there for a while!

Mario: CHEESE!

Roy: I told you.

Lemmy: Yeah, well, you didn’t know a whale wasn’t going to come save us.

Roy: Did too!

Lemmy: Did not!

Whale: Hey, quiet up there, or I’ll put you two with the other in my belly!

Larry (from within the Whale’s belly): Can we switch places? Morton won’t stop with the knock-knock jokes!

Meanwhile, back on Melvin Island, Melvin finally comes back from his doctor.

Tina: Hooray! You’ve come to save Peach!

Melvin: No.

Islanders: Huh?

Melvin: The Fat One must defeat this enemy on her own, to prove that she’s not only grown in size, but also in strength.

Todd: XS  BUT THE ISLAND’S BEING DEESSSTTTTRRRRROOOOOOYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDD!!!

Bowser reaches down and grabs Peach.

Peach: PUT ME DOWN!

Bowser: SURE THING! DOWN IN MY STOMACH!!!

Bowser tosses Peach into his mouth and swallows her.

Bowser: GWA HA HA HA!!!!

Todd: See? Now what?

Melvin: Just wait and see…

In space...

Wario: So your name is Wart?

Wart: Yeah.

…

Wario: I’m bored!

Wart: Me too.

Oh yeah? A meteor hits Wario and Wart.

Wario and Wart: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Paperlemmy: Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Mario Koopa: Foy mwas fwight. Mfs fory fis mafictable. (Roy was right. This story is predictable.)

Paperlemmy: Even when I put more tape on, you still don’t learn!

Paperlemmy throws a cleaver at Mario Koopa. Mario Koopa dodges. He looks at the hole in the wall where the cleaver hit.

Mario Koopa: O.O  EEPPP!!!

Back on Melvin Island...

Bowser: NOTHING CAN STOP ME NOOWWW!!!

Todd: Except that meteor headed straight for you.

The meteor that hit Wario and Wart hits Bowser in the stomach. He throws up. Peach comes out of his mouth along with the various other items that I will not name. Wario and Wart peel themselves off of the meteor.

Bowser: JUST BECAUSE SHE’S OUT OF MY STOMACH DOESN’T MEAN SHE’S OUT OF TROUBLE!!!

Wario: Woah… Peach, I think that you’ve been outmatched in bigness.

Wario is hit in the back by a missile.

Joke Blaster: That’s gotta be the WORST joke I’ve EVER heard.

Wario: Grr.

Wario punches the Joke Blaster so hard that the Joke Blaster flies over to Bowser’s head and KO’s Bowser.

Peach: This makes things a lot easier for me.

Peach climbs up Mt. Melvin and ground pounds. The vibrations cause Mt. Melvin to erupt! The lava hits Bowser! Bowser wakes up, leaps in the air, and starts running in circles.

Tina: You know, for being a big, scary monster, he’s a real crybaby.

Bob: Tell me about it.

The lava also hits Bob.

Bob: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Peach: And now to finish him off! But to do so, I’ll need more cakes! Everyone! Give me as many cakes as you possibly can!

Old Hag: You heard the Fat One! Bring as many cakes as you can!

And the Islanders quickly bring out cakes; so many cakes that no one can count them all! They throw the cakes into Peach mouth and she quickly eats them all! Incredibly, after eating these cakes, Peach’s fat body has grown a third bigger than she was before! She is now BIGGER THEN HUGE!

Mario Koopa: Fof eeing foo egg. (Stop being too vague.)

Paperlemmy: That’s BECAUSE I’m trying to leave her exact size to the imagination of the reader! Now, back to the story.

Peach: And now, to finish him off!

Peach gives a massive Peach Bomber to Bowser. The impact manages to knock him into the meteorite, knocking him unconscious! Afterwards, Bowser slowly changes back to normal.

Wart: Well… Now what?

Wario: Huh… Let’s hide under that huge rock, so we don’t get our butts kicked again.

Wart: Agreed.

Wart and Wario take Bowser and crawl under the meteorite, where they remain hidden from the others. The Islanders quickly surround and praise Peach, who almost looks like a whale in comparison!

Peach: Wow! You all look like ants!

Old Hag: The Fat One has finally grown powerful enough to face any foe!

Melvin: Yes, O Fat One. You are now ready.

Peach: Oh my…  I’m going to have to face off against a mighty, powerful god… I’m getting kind of nervous…

Tina: Would another cake make you feel better?

Peach: Yes, it would, actually.

Tina and Todd quickly bake another cake for Peach, and no sooner is it taken out of the oven does Peach eat it in one quick gulp!

Peach: Delicious.

Peach then sighs and rolls over, much to the panic of the Islanders, who are nearly squashed! They begin to nap.

Melvin: Yes. Rest for now, Peach. For when you awaken, you will have to fight your most difficult battle yet.

Robert: Hey, this is kind of fun!

Robert is hopping on top of Peach gigantic belly. Soon, others join him.

Melvin: … Oh, why not?

Melvin joins in, and they all jump happily!

… But there are still many questions.

Will Mario and the Koopalings FINALLY make it to Melvin Island?

Larry: Thanks for letting me switch places!

Mario: CHEESE!

Larry: … Huh, Whale?

Whale: Very well, in you go, Mario!

Will Terry be defeated by the combined power of Peach and Melvin?

Terry: Yes… Not too much longer, now…

And why am I asking you all these questions?!

Mario Koopa: That’s what I’d like to know.

Paperlemmy: HEY! What happened to your tape?

Mario Koopa: You took it off, remember?

Paperlemmy: But I thought… GAH! Never mind!

Just tune in next time for Part 5: The Final Battle!!!

Later on...

Paperlemmy: Say, whatever did happen to Zutio?

Mario Koopa: Oh, after he coughed up all the Islanders, instead of swearing revenge, he left Terry to live with me! He’s really a cool roommate, and he helps me with things, too! Isn’t that right, Zutio?

A fattened Zutio walks in, rubbing his belly and picking his teeth with a toothpick.

Zutio: Sure do.

Mario Koopa: How come he looks so big?

Zutio: Oh, I just helped myself to the stuff I found over there.

Zutio points out over towards the “Tourist Trap”, that place where old and new tourists enter Lemmy Land, with the “Welcome to Lemmy’s Land” sign on it and the choice of choosing either Lemmy or Mario to enter.

Mario Koopa: Wait…  You didn’t eat the tourists, did you?

Zutio: Maybe…

Tourist (within his belly): LET US OUT!

Zutio: Oh, you’ll get out.

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