3rd episode of the weirder Mario cartoon! Now for Bowser, Birdo, and the Mushroom-

Toad: I was done already.

-girl-

Toadette: That’s me!

-SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK! Huh, Bowser, Birdo, and Toadette.

Bowser: Being the Koopa King is wonderful. There is never a sunny day here, everyday my kids drive me mad, someone dies every five minutes, and I'm hated by all. Huh. My job stinks.

The End

Person: Shoot an egg at the target, and win a prize!

Birdo: I'll do it!

*SWOOSH*

Person: Miss.

Birdo: Again!

*SWOOSH*

Person: Miss.

Birdo: Again.

Person: Miss.

28 times later...

Birdo: One more time, please!

Person: Please, let someone else try, get some rest and try again tomorrow.

Birdo: Fine.

A yellow Yoshi tries, and he wins in one try.

Birdo: 0_0.

Birdo commits suicide.

The End

Toadette: I don't have anything special for the show, sorry.

Cornpie presses a button. Ness from Earthbound clobbers her to pulp. Mmmmmmm... fruit pulp. Wait a minute. What's fruit pulp again?

Toadette: Owie.

The End!

Me hopes the weird got weirder. See ya soon!
 

Announcer Guy: Welcome to this stupid series!

Instead of Cornpie, 50 chickens are seen.

Random Chicken: Brawk! Advice! Brawk! Don't get Kamek mad. Brawk!

AG: Cornpie?

Cornhicken: Yep. I turned into a chicken. Brawk! Lemmy, Iggy, and Bundt and Raspberry!

AG: Oh! I know! Lemmy, Iggy, and Bundt and Raspberry are today!

Cornhickem: ...

Lemmy: DANCE, MY MINIONS! DANCE!

Ice people that look like Wuya's rock creatures from Xiolain Showdown are doing the funky chicken.

Mr. Sun: MELT!

They melt.

Lemmy: DIE!

The sun explodes.

Lemmy: Brawk!

Lemmy turns into a monkey.

The End

Iggy: OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

A caterpillar is poking him. A chicken eats it.

Iggy: DHJGFHSGHFHKATYSAADDFERBCX!

Cthullu comes and eats him.

The End

Raspberry: Yeah right.

Bundt: Yeah too!

Raspberry:Yeah right!

8 1/2 hours later... (I made an Easter egg that said 8 1/2)

A giant, blue chicken that breathes fire melts them.

The End

Cornhicken: Happy Chicken Day!

AG: So that's why there were chicken references in each adventure.

Cornhicken turns back into Cornpie..

Cornpie: Good random and stupid end!

Episode 4 over!

AG: We'd better get started!
 

Announcer Guy: Episode 5! Wendy, Kamek, and one of my favorites, Shy Guy!

Cornpie: Mine too. Go Shy Guy!
 
 

Wendy: I'm so fabulous!

A ravid cucumber comes and vaporizes her.

Kamek: I got a new plan to crush the Yoshis!

He goes around Yoshi's Island waving his wand around and casting a single spell.

Yellow Yoshi: Idiot.

He eats Kamek.

Shy Guy: Hmmmmmmmm... What a day.

He finds a 1,000,000 dollor bill.

Shy Guy: I'm rich!
 

Cornpie: End Trans-

Kamek: DIE!

Kamek turns Cornpie into a chicken... again.

Cornhicken: -mission.

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