Cornhicken: Welcome to an all-Koopaling episode!

Announcer Guy: Yep, with Cornpie, who is a chicken right now, and me, the black Shy Guy, AG.

POOF!

Cornpie: Short spell.

Roy: I'M THE SUPREME RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!

Bowser comes and charboils him.

Roy: *cough* Ow. *cough*

He faints. End

Ludwig: Time to do my violin recital.

He plays really badly.

Ludwig: Thank you! I'll be here all week!

A Piranha Plant eats him.

Morton: I Morton Koopa Jr, son of Bowser Koopa, ruler of Dark Land, named after his dad Morton Koopa Sr, shall give the best speech in the history of speeches, this has to do with, relates to, goes with, is about, WEDDING CAKE!

Audience: WHAT?! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGG!

They pound him to pulp.
 

Cornpie: Thanks for watching! See when we do Episode 7!

AG: Actually, to get things moving, you have to do two episodes each time.

Cornpie: Oh, okay, Larry, Petey, and Bowser Jr. are also here.

Larry: GROW, MY MINIONS, GROW!

Plant versions of Wuya's rock creatures are growing to the size of 7 sunflowers put together. Larry turns into a pickle.

Petey: I belive I can fly! OOOOHHHHHHHFFFFFFF!

He hit a tree. It eats him.

Bowser Jr: I'm an artist! And it's all thanks to my paint brush!

A hideous stick figure is on a piece of paper. The stick guy comes to life and destroys its creator! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!
 

Cornpie: Goodbye, and don't forget to floss your teeth.

AG: 0_0,  Okay. That was lame.

Cornpie: WHAT?! YOU CALL MY SCRIBBLE LAME?! DIE, YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE SHY GUY!

The CSGD (Civil Shy Guy Defense) Team arrest Cornpie.

AG: Cool, I'm the next episode's host! rAnDOm!

He goes Leet on us.

4G: G00d by3, F0lk5.
 

4G: H1 3v3ryb0dy. 1t'5 m3 4nn0uc3r Guy. 1'm h05t1ng th15 3p1540d3. Th15  t1m3 w3 s33 W4lu1g1, P34ch, 4nd K4mmy. 4nd f0r 3p1s0d3 9, B4by M4r10, B4by  Lu1g1, and F4wful.

He un-leets.

AG: Good, that text looked un-readable. Waluigi, Peach, Kammy, Baby Mario, Baby Luigi, and Fawful are here, now that we have to do two episodes each eleven minutes we have here. Which technicaly it's 22 minutes if this was a show, now because of the double-sodes.

Waluigi: Nobody likes me.

Gloomtail eats him.

Gloomtail: Wah wah.  :)

Peach: I'm the prettiest on Earth!

Random Toad: This is Plit.

Peach: Oh.

She blows up.

Kammy: I'm the prettiest on Earth. This is Plit. Hang on, this is the wrong script! I quit.

She leaves.

Announcer Guy: Kammy forgot her paycheck. Oh well, more money for later improvements.

Everyone that had a episode already (It's a cartoon, people; if they died they really didn't): WE GET PAID?!
GIVE ME MY MONEY!

Announcer Guy: I wish Cornpie wasn't in the Shy Guy jail now. Watch these episodes while they beat me up.

Baby Mario: I like fudge.

He eats some.

BM: Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Fudge.

He turns into a chocolate sailor and works for the main chocolate sailor, but gets in a sea battle with Planters and loses. The boat sinks.

Baby Luigi: I'm scared.

Random Boo: Hi.

Baby Luigi: AAAAAHHHHH!

He turns into a ghost and flies to heaven.

Fawful: I'll visit my good buddy (insert random good guy from Toad Battles Bowser).

Bob-omb: I don't like you.

BOOM!

Fawful: Ow.

He turns into ashes because some of the fire that made the Bob-omb blow up is still there burning Fawful.

AG: >_X  !_#  X_&  -_!  +_^  X_X  T_R  U_Q  WHAT'S WITH THE STUPID LETTERS IN THESE SMILES?!  J_+  +_+  =_%  >_<  !_!  X_X

Everyone that had an episode already: I'm refreshed.

They leave.

AG: That hurt. Why was my one smiley words? Oh well, at least the eps are over 'til next time. And no beatings.

???????: I don't think so, Mr. I'm Gonna Get My Face Hurt Again.

AG: *gulp* I'm dead.

??????? revels himself to be Cornpie.

Cornpie: YOU'LL PAY NOW!

AG: What about the-

Cornpie: Toilet.

He beats up AG. (This is now rated TV PG.)

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