Very Random and Stupid Adventures of the Mario Gang

By Cornpie

AG: Pain

Cornpie: Good. Okay, now because you said about paychecks... you
have to be part of my Interview team too!

AG: Awwww fudge cakes.

Cornpie: Okay, so today you'll see E.Gadd, Don, and a lameo Goomba in the 10,
and in the 11 spot, more minions! Blooper, Koopa, and a Paratroopa!

AG: And now I'm sad that I'm an official slave.

Cornpie: You never were a junior.

AG: ... That's it!

He goes into (yes, INTO) the fridge and tries to find something.

E. Gadd

E. Gadd: My newest invention works!

Flamifior 8,931,005: Must KILL!

He sets Gadd aflame.

Don

Don: I like parties.

Pianta (the candy-filled type): I don't!

He puts Don on a string and hangs him on a branch.

Don: Somebody get me down!

A kid hits him with a giant flaming baseball bat! He gets obliterated.

Goomba

Goomba: I have a great plan to kill Mario!

He hides in a ? Block. Bowser comes by and eats the blocks.

Goomba: X_X
 

Cornpie: What is trying to do?

AG: Want a delicious, jelly-filled donut?

Cornpie: Yeah Boyee!

AG: Too bad!

He stuffs spaghetti into Cornpie's mouth.

Cornpie: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I HATE THIS STUFF! MAKE IT STOP, DAD!

DAD: No.

Cornpie: ....

Blooper

Blooper: I'm opening my own Sushi shop!

15 seconds later...

Blooper: Who wants Sushi!?

Gonard (Kappa Mikey): Wow! Talking sushi!

He eats Blooper.

Koopa

Koopa: I'm a pro bowler!

He shell shots down the track, gets a strike, and gets put inside the machine where you get the balls.

Idiot Bowler: Bowling Ball! FOODY!

Koopa gets eaten.

Paratroopa

Paratroopa: I believe I can fly!

He gets shot by the FBI! And all he wanted was a Pidgit Wing, for a buck at Birdo King!
 

AG is standing outside of the bathroom.

AG: Don't mess with the Shy.

Cornpie: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHK!

AG: Hey, he didn't close the seat.

*BONK*

AG is lying unconscious.

Cornpie: You're coming to the studio!

Diddy: I hope it's not gonna be like Ggysgsju.

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