Very Random and Stupid Adventures of the Mario Gang

By Cornpie

Cornpie: Boo, Whomp, Koops!

AG: Goombario, Bow, Kooper!

Cornpie: Wow, that was lame!

AG: How come our sentences are now ending with exclamations!

Cornpie: I don't know! Just do what I do! Smile and nod!

AG: Lucky for us the tourists will do the episodes soon!

Cornpie: And I have another Interview member idea that will appear in the next one!

AG: Oh noes!

Boo

Boo: I feel soo alive today!

Dry Bones: But you're dead.

Boo goes into the afterlife, and then gets fined $97.00 from Bowser for  leaving the army.
 
 

Whomp

Whomp: I like smashing stuff!

He (and you probably saw this) smashes himself by hitting a wall.
 
 

Koops

Koops: Hi guys!

Koopie Koop: Hi Koops!

Koopley: Hi there, son!

*BOOM*

Koops's girlfriend and dad blew up!

Koops: I'm a loser.

Hooktail eats him.

Hooktail: I like this cartoon!
 

Cornpie: How was that!

AG: It was okay but I hate that we're still ending out sentences with exclamations!

Unknown!: I love the exclamations!

Cornpie: Did you cause this!

Unknown!: Yup!

2 seconds later...

A rocket with Unknown! blasts off and explodes!

Cornpie: Good. Now let's finish this!

AG: K.

Goombario

Goombario: I'm a goofy Goomba yeah! You're a goofy Goomba yeah! We're all goofy Goombas yeah! Goofy goofy goofy Goomba yeah!

Spongebob and Patrick: PERISH!

They beat him to a pulp.
 
 

Bow

Bow: I'm Bow!

A Chinese guy bows in honor.

Bow: That way!

Bobobobobobobo: Face the awesome power of my nosehairs even though Cornpie doesn't watch the show!

Bow: I hate you.

P.T.: No, face MY awesome power!

(Did you really think I wouldn't use a cameo of a tourist?)

Bow: I'm dead.

Tubb Blubba eats her, causing the others to beat him up! HAHAHAHA!
 
 

Koop Man

Kooper: It's Kooper.

Koopie Koo

Kooper: Hey! I'm a boy!

The Giant Flaming Koop ferno!

Kooper: Okay, that's it! I don't care if it is show biz! I quit!

He leaves.

Kooper-

Kooper: YAY!

Is a loser.

Kooper: ... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I'm telling my mommy!
 

Cornpie: I'm too good!

AG: If you're soo good then why don't you do Toad Battles Bowser 2: Rise of the Clones that you've been putting off for too long?!

Cornpie: Huuuuuuuh... *zoom*

He runs off.

AG: Of course.

Toad Battles Bowser 2: Coming to Lemmy's inbox 9/9/07!

Lemmy: I heard that!

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