Chapter 6: Train Wreck

Everyone wakes up again.

Mario: We overslept!

Mario begins slapping everyone, who are clearly awake and standing. Everyone pushes Mario out the window.

Mario: Remember the Alamoooooooo...

CRASH!

Luigi: That's got to hurt.

They pick up an injured Mario and jump the train. Flurrie runs to the clothes shop, Luigi goes to the inn, Vivian goes to the dining hall, Koops goes to the bathroom, Bobbery goes to the hospital wing, Roasty goes to the front of the train, Goombella goes to the library, and Mario goes to the bar. To think this is all on a train... They are all kicked out of where they went, except for Luigi. Everyone gathers in the dining room.

Rich Koopa: Omigodomigodomigod. Someone stole my necklace!

Waitress: Someone stole my earrings!

Mario: We're on the case!

Luigi: We are?

Mario: Yes, we are. Also, I did not eat the necklace!

Luigi puts his hand in Mario's mouth.

Luigi: Eww.

Luigi pulls out a necklace.

LUigi: Here, ma'am!

Rich Koopa: Thanks and eww.

The Koopa walks off.

Waitress: But what about my earrings?

Luigi: Let's search the rooms, they're too spiky for Mario to eat.

The gang enters a room and ghost is in it... and wearing the earrings. Mario rips them out.

Ghost: !!! Oww! That hurt! Also, I'm not pretty anymore.

The ghost begins to cry in the corner. Mario throws the earrings out the window. The waitress follows the earrings right out the window. They go to their room.

Mario: Tell me a story!

Luigi: No!

Mario: But... but...

Luigi: I said no!

Mario: Wah.

Luigi: You're not even crying.

The train stops.

Mario: What's-a going on?

Conducter: The train stopped!

Mario finds a plug, and plugs it in. The train starts moving again... Then it breaks in half.

Conducter: Mario! Luigi! Can you guys go find some duct tape in that haunted station over there?

Mario: Sure!

Luigi: But Mario! It's haunted!

Mario: But the station's pretty.

They walk into the station and are mauled by Pokeys. Mario draws quicksand on the ground with magic marker, and the Pokeys are sucked in. Mario walks up to what looks like a drive-thru window.

Girl at Window: Welcome to the haunted station, may I take your order?

Mario: Some duct tape, hold the ketchup.

The girl gives them the tape, they patch together the train, and everyone but Luigi goes to sleep.

Luigi: It's quiet... Too quiet.

A monster named Smorg smashes onto the train. The party goes on the roof of the train to battle.

Mario: I'm going to kick your derrière!

Luigi notices a baseball bat next to Mario.

Luigi: Mario, there's a baseball bat next to your foot. Attack the monster with it.

Mario: This-a one's for the starving children!

Mario lets out one swing and the bat breaks. Smorg is angry.

Mario: Oh-a my.

Smorg jumps at Mario, but misses and falls off the train.

...

Mario: That looks like-a fun!

Mario attempts to jump off the train, but misses and falls through the top window of the concert room. A few seconds later, Mario flies out of the top window with a red violin mark on the side of his face. Anyway, an hour later, they reach Poshley Heights and head into the museum. A Penguin sits there.

Penguin: I, Pennington Q. Rambles, will not let you pass!

Roasty: Okay, first off, Mario and Luigi have been the only ones talking in this chapter. Also, Ramble Dude, will you move for a cookie?

Penington looks astonished.

Pennington: COOKIE?!

Roasty throws Pennington a cookie. They spot the Crystal Star.

Flurrie: It's beautiful!

They retrieve it.

Koops: Wait a minute, this is a fake!

They go into the next room and take the Star.

Vivian: This is a fake too!

Magnus Von Grapple shows up, holding the Star.

Roasty: Cookie?

Magnus: MINE!

Magnus drops the Star, and gets the cookie. The retrieve the Crystal Star, get transported to the Thousand year door. and go to Frankly.

Frankly: To get the next Crystal Star, you need to go to Fahr Outpost.

Gonzales Jr: Yay! Snow!

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