Part... Something: Fahr Outpost/The Moon

The party wakes up inn (Get it? Come on! ... Please?) their room. Mario is gone.

Luigi: Wait a minute...

The door is broken down, Mario behind it with an AK-47.

Mario: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!

Mario fires the gun into the air, through the ceiling, a few bullets through Frankly, and through the window.

Mario: HAHAHA! YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

Mario jumps out the window.

Roasty: ... Wow.

A few hours later, in a hospital...

Doctor: Well, Mario will be okay, besides the fact he's dead...

Ms. Mowz: WHAT?!

Luigi: When did she get here?

Ms. Mowz: I've always been here. I've been in the party since the beginning, ALWAYS...

Luigi: Um... Okay.

Doctor: I was just joshing you! He's in room 666.

The party walks out in disappointment, besides Ms. Mowz, who is cheering, and enters room 666.

Mario: Hi-a!

Frankly limps into the into the room with a cast. Mario foams at the mouth, but is given morphine. He quickly calms down.

Frankly: You need to go to the moon... There's a rocket at Fahr Outpost.

Luigi: How will we get there?

Mario jumps out of the bed and rips his robe off. His heart boxers show.

Koops: GOOD LORD!

Mario: Where is my super suit?

Mario spins in a circle and is suddenly in his regular clothes... with a cape. He picks them all up, includng Frankly, and flies to a snowy land.

Mario: We're here!

Luigi: I didn't know you had super powers. What else can you do?

Mario: ... What?

Luigi: Well... Forget it.

They all walk into town.

Bob-omb: HALT! WHO GOES THERE?

Ms. Mowz: We're here to mug ya! I mean... use your rocket to get a Crystal Star.

Bobbery: Argh. How does she know all this stuff?

Ms. Mowz: I'VE ALWAYS BEEN HERE.

Bob-omb: Yeah... Well, to use our rocket, you need to answer these riddles; What is the answer to all problems?

Luigi: Your mom?

Bobbery: Goku?

Mario: CHUCK NORRIS!

Bob-omb: Correct. Who is our deity?

Luigi: ... Chuck Norris?

Bob-Omb: Correct. You may use our rocket.

Mario: I DON'T CARE IF WE GOT IT WRONG! WE'RE GETTING ON, OR YOU ALL DIE!

Bob-omb: But we already...

Mario pulls out the AK-47 again.

Mario: MWAHAHAHA!

Luigi jabs Mari in the side.

Mario: Hey... That really hurt.

He puts away the gun, and they are led to a rocket.

Bob-ombs: God speed.

They all blow up, and the rocket is carried to the moon.

Mario: WOOHOO!

The rocket crashes near the X-Naut base.

Mario: Hmm...

Luigi: What?

Mario: I think this is where Peachy Pie is...

Luigi: What gives you that idea?

Mario: This note.

A note on the door of the base says "We have Princess Peach".

Luigi: Oh yeah...

They walk in and are greeted by a trap. It is a room filled with elevators and gears, along with many machines.

Luigi: Let's go into the elevator!

Frankly: Wait, it could be a-

Mario stomps Frankly.

Mario: Shut up! No one wants your opinion!

They go into the elevator, and the doors lock. Water begins pouring in.

Frankly: I told you!

Mario stuffs Frankly in one of the two holes pouring water. It slows down.

Luigi: Now what?

Goombella: Luigi! We need your hat to plug the second hole!

Luigi: But I never take off my hat!

Koops: Luigi!

Luigi: Okay, fine.

Luigi takes off his hat, and frizzy, gray hair emerges.

Flurry: You need a manucure. Badly.

Luigi: Quiet.

He sticks his hat in the elevator, the water stops and drains. The elevator raises to the next floor. It has hundreds of Dry Bones on it.

Mario: SEEK AND DESTROY.

Luigi walks up to one and punches the Dry Bones.

Luigi: YOHO!

The Dry Bones shatters. Goombella begins bonking various ones, Koops is cowering in fear, Roasty is throwing eggs, Flurry is looking at herself in a mirror, Ms. Mowz is mugging one, Bobbery is reminiscing to one, making it want to kill itself, and Vivian is setting things on fire.

Mario: GET DOWN!

Mario's hair turns blond and spikey.

Mario: Ka.. meh...ha.. meh...HA!

Energy blasts from Mario's hands, destroying the Dry Bones and charring the party.

Roasty: Oww...

Mario's hair goes down, and they go into an elevator.

Mario: Hehe, I got it!

The door opens, and they are thrown in a jail cell by X-Nauts that were waitng outside.

Goombella: Huh?

X-Nauts: NO INTRUDING!

The X-Nauts leave the keys next to the cell as they leave.

...

They quickly unlock the door. And run room to room. They end up in a computer room, with Peach kissing TEC, the computer.

Peach: TEC. You are the best thing since sliced bread!

Mario: HI PEACHY-PIE!

Peach: Mario... IT'S OVER!

Mario: Okay.

Grodus walks into the room.

Grodus: WHAHAHAHA! I AM SUPREME X-NAUT! GIVE PEACH TO ME!

Party: Okay.

They hand Peach over.

Peach: MARIOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111498Q

Magnus Von Grapple enters the room.

Magnus: I'M BACK!

Mario: Hold this.

Mario hands Magnus a bomb.

Magnus: Okay.

The party runs out, and Mario detonates the bomb. The building blows up and Magnus flies into the air.

Magns: OVERUSED POKEMON JOOOOKE! *ting*

Luigi: Wait a minute... Where's the...

The Crystal Star falls onto Mario's head. They fly the rocket back to Frankly's lab. Frankly washes up from being in the elevator sewer.

Frankly: Tomorrow, you must go to the Thousand-Year Door and fight the queen of shadows.

Mario: I don't wann fight my Marilyn!

Frankly: No. The Shadow Queen.

Mario squishes Frankly again for no reason. They go to the inn and rest up.

Have a Scribble of your own? Email me!
Go back to Lemmy's Scribbles.
Go back to my main page.