Parakarry123$: Red Yoshi: Must... resist... superior poster-eating metabolism...
Parakarry123$: Larry: C'mon, Lemmy. That tutu you're wearing isn't THAT bad, despite the fact that we have
Parakarry123$: to carry this waaay out-of-date poster in front of your waist.

Boolia: Lemmy: Happy New Year, everybody!
Boolia: Larry: Iggy, you've grown fat this year.
Boolia: Green Yoshi: Where did the other years go? *NOT LAST PRIZE*

Kirbyfancobra: Iggy: DO NOT LOOK AT THE HOLY 5!!!

Antwan: This show was brought to you by the number 2005.
Antwan: Green Yoshi: What idiots. New Years is still five days away...

Martin: Lucky for Iggy that his hand was big enough to cover most of the three.

mathgrant: Lemmy: Good job, Iggy, but I thought you were supposed to be blindfolded to play "Pin the 5 on
mathgrant: the 200"...

Tayra: Green Yoshi: I know what you're plotting, Iggy.

Star_Daniel: Iggy: (singing) If you want I'll change the situation. Right time right people just the wrong
Star_Daniel: location. (imitating trombone) I have a good idea. Just you keep me near I'll be so good for...
Star_Daniel: Happy 2005 everyone, I'll be so good for you. Doo doo doo doo BOO!

Petey Piranha Fan: Hip: IT'S 2005 ALREADY?! CAN'T I BE CALLED LEMMY FOR ONCE IN MY @#$#@ LIFE?!

Bobby: Green Yoshi: Um, guys? New Year's Day was WEEKS AGO!
Bobby: Larry: I hope no one realizes that the "Lemmy" behind the sign is actually a punching clown!

Dylan: Lemmy: Iggy, you are a genius! Selling oversized illegal license plates is a great money-making plan!

Kootie Pie: Iggy: Happy New Year, Latisha Banks!
Kootie Pie: Lemmy: We finally get a total of 100 captions, thanks to nice tourists like Latisha Banks, Blue
Kootie Pie: Boo, VGP, Atticus, Gabbie, Rachelle, Luigi_alex, and others. Congrats to everyone, now let's go
Kootie Pie: for 200! *NOT LAST PRIZE*

Shadow Mario: The newest team in the Glitz Pit: 2005!

Waluigi's Twin: Red Yoshi Kid: I don't know why, but I have the strangest feeling that my World Encyclopedia Waluigi's Twin: 2004 needs an upgrade.

Anti-Yoshi DS: Red Yoshi: Apparently, they're trying to forget the release of another Mario game.

Tommy Koopa: Iggy: Yes, it is the year 200!

HarraAlaKing: Gonzales Jr: Hey, dingbats! This is the 100th contest, not the 2005th!
HarraAlaKing: The Yoshi/Koopa peace treaty lasted from 2004-2005. **GOOD PRIZE**
HarraAlaKing: The real question is, what kind of sick censor is named 2005?

ApocalypseBowser: Red Yoshi: (to Green Yoshi) Hey, do you want to come to my house and play Mario Party
ApocalypseBowser: 6?
ApocalypseBowser: Iggy: Cool, we're in the 100th caption!
ApocalypseBowser: Lemmy: Wait a second... WHERE'S MY BALL?!
ApocalypseBowser: Larry: Happy 2005, King Dad!
ApocalypseBowser: Lemmy: Uh... What kind of background are this?
ApocalypseBowser: Wendy (offscreen): Wait a minute... THEY USED MY BLANKET AND MY LIPSTICK TO
ApocalypseBowser: MAKE THIS POSTER!

MetaKnight: PM2 Yoshi: Are you my clone from 2005?!

Kirby 25: The Yoshis' resolution is eating food, while the Koopas' resolution is defeating Mario once and for
Kirby 25: all!
Kirby 25: Can the Koopas steal the show before they get blinded by the lights?

Joeeh: Green Yoshi Kid: WOW! That exclamation mark above my head is really buggin' me!
Joeeh: The Number 5: AHH! I CAN'T SEE, YOU VILE KOOPA! GET OFF OF ME!

General Cheep: Lemmy: Yay! Another year of waiting for next year!

Gastlis: Iggy: I wonder what will happen if we walk out of the caption picture?

Popple: Red Yoshi: Since when did Lemmy get glasses?

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Announcer: Finally, after all this waiting, Larry, Lemmy, and Iggy will finally reveal to
Miles "Thumbs" Power: us how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.

chainchomp: Lemmy: I wanna hold the 2005 sign too!

Gabbie: Iggy: And since I've so cleverly covered up the last digit, I'll give a large money prize to anyone who Gabbie: can guess what it is!
Gabbie: Red Yoshi: And my New Year's resolution is to get diapers with spaceships on 'em instead of these
Gabbie: stupid egg ones!
Gabbie: Red Yoshi: Actually, it's already July, but they forgot to put up the sign on the actual New Year's Day,
Gabbie: so they're making up for it.

JKoopa727: Larry: Why do I get so ticked off when Iggy puts his hand over my sign?
JKoopa727: Lemmy: I'm happy!
JKoopa727: Red Yoshi: The girl from The Ring is behind you.
JKoopa727: For some reason, the ground has two layers, and everyone here is sinking down.

Philip Mekeel: Great Gonzales Jr: 2005?! HA! A little late for celebrating the new year, eh?

bombiel: Green Yoshi: Hey look, Lemmy is wearing pants.

Drew: 2005: Year of the freakishly happy Koopa.

Super Luigi: "...And we here, at Koopa-Play, give this magic sign a three... out of five. *NOT LAST PRIZE*
Super Luigi: "Well it looks like the Koopalings stole... the sign."
Super Luigi: Unknownst to the green Yoshi, Lemmy's bottom half was a yellow Koopa Troopa egg.

Mouser 4700: Iggy: A "KOOPASTIC" YEAR FOR EVERYBODY!
Mouser 4700: Larry: Boy, what kind of background is this?
Mouser 4700: Red Yoshi: Uh... I think I wet my diaper...

CULEX: Red Yoshi: (to Green Yoshi): Don't look now, but we're in a caption!
CULEX: Iggy: HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR EVERYBODY! ... Well, except for Mario, Luigi, Wario, Yoshi, Waluigi,
CULEX: Peach, Bowser Jr...
CULEX: Ludwig (offscreen): WOW, THIS FLOOR IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE!!! YUMMY!!!

UltraMario: Latisha Banks: Iggy, $12; Larry, $34; Lemmy, $45; Yoshis, $10; exclamation point, $6; background, UltraMario: $200; 2005 sign, $50; made the 100th caption... priceless!

Mecha Bowser 2.0: Larry: This 2005 is in really the number of times Mario said the world "cheese" in the last
Mecha Bowser 2.0: week.
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Exclamation Point above Green Yoshi's head: FINALLY, I'M IN A CAPTION!!!
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Iggy: Merry XMas! ... Uh, wait...
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Lemmy: A SPLENDOFURIUS YEAR FOR YOU, LATISHA BANKS!!!

Jeff Koopa: Red Little Yoshi: Think about that! It's year 2005 already! And I thought it was still year 300 BC!

Agahnim Koopa: Larry: Now I can kick Lemmy's ball out from under his feet while not being spotted!

Goobster: "Okay, Lemmy, you roll over there and distract them with your ball tricks, then me and Iggy will
Goobster: wrap them up in this paper, then we'll eat em! Ready?"

Fawfuls Friend: Red Dino Kid: So, tell me again. How are we going to sneak past these Koopa Kids while Fawfuls Friend: they celebrate a new year?
Fawfuls Friend: Lemmy: What's the point of this? You know the good guys always win. Look, they're right
Fawfuls Friend: behind us.

Dark Koopa: Iggy: Nuh uh uh! You can't see what number this is!

Blue Boo: Iggy: Who can guess the MYSTERY NUMBER? As you can see, my hand is completely covering Blue Boo: the last number! Could it be 2002, 2008, or the elusive 2007? Green Yoshi, you get the first guess. Blue Boo: ***FIRST PRIZE***

Fludd Master: Two-thousand... what?
Fludd Master: Red Yoshi: Hey, they put the card upside-down.
Fludd Master: Larry: Hey Lemmy, don't try to play hide and seek; Dad will find you.
Fludd Master: Larry: Come on, Iggy, you don't need two hands to lift a light card.

MaskedSheik: Iggy: ...And it's the year two thousand... something! You don't get to know! Unless, perhaps,
MaskedSheik: you have a lot of coins!
MaskedSheik: Lemmy: ...And you'll be pleased to hear of our projects for 2005: two kidnappings of the
MaskedSheik: princess, three full-scale assaults on the Mushroom Kingdom, the installation of Bonzai MaskedSheik: cannons on all our doomships, and two specimens we like to know as "Toadshi". **GOOD MaskedSheik: PRIZE**
 

In honor of this, the 100th Caption Contest, I have handed out additional prizes. The FIRST PRIZE winner received four Koopaling votes, while both GOOD PRIZE recipients were awarded three. Three NOT LAST PRIZE runner-ups were granted two Koopaling votes each. Everyone else with a caption on this page was given one Koopaling vote to commemorate the occassion.

I would like to thank my caption assistants, Atticus, Blue Boo, Videogamerpat, and Latisha Banks, as well as everyone who has submitted captions. Without you, this section would not be possible.

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