Kirbyfancobra: Bowser: Hmmm... I must have drank that milk again.

Miles "Thumbs" Power: Miyamoto built a floating home to escape popularity, but they just kept coming.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Paratroopa: Oh, sure, everyone's a critic.
Miles "Thumbs" Power: Toad: First that Birdo and now this?!

HarraAlaKing: Peach: I can see my house from here!
HarraAlaKing: Luigi: Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious! Supercalifragilisticexpialadocious!

Waluigi's Twin: The Mario Gang tried to recreate the game Star Fox: Assault in real life, but things didn't go
Waluigi's Twin: too well when they had to improvise for the Airwings.

Antwan: Mario: Why is that bird staring at my balloon?

Boolia: Bowser: COME BACK!!!
Boolia: Peach: La, la, la, la, la.
Boolia: Toad: Let go of me! Heeeelllp!
Boolia: Mario: Ohhhh! I wonder what's on this teeny island.

Aqua Fuzzie: First to reach Peach's Castle receives one year of free sky-diving!!! ***FIRST PRIZE***

VGMaster64: Bowser: I never noticed how small Peach's Castle was.

Tayra: Bowser: Wait a minute, I shouldn't be in heaven.

Supa Koopa: Bowser: What the? There are wings sprouting from my butt! Cool...
Supa Koopa: Bowser: This is why I don't like Sky Land, Roy.
Supa Koopa: Bowser: Peach, you're only supposed to do that in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Supa Koopa: Apparently, Bowser's nightmare is ruling Sky Land.
Supa Koopa: Albatoss: Ok, Toad, time for me to drop ya 100 billion feet to Wart's lair, where you'll crash like a
Supa Koopa: meteor... well, unless Mawio comes and saves you!
Supa Koopa: Albatoss: Peach doesn't have her shield no more! Hehe! Now Wario will totally kiss her!

MetaKnight: Luigi: I'M GONE WITH THE WIND!!!

Star_Daniel: This is no balloon fight, this is a secret level!

abilgailns: Mario would soon lose the flying contest because he was too overweight for his balloon to stay in abilgailns: the air.

Nightshade: Bowser: Ha! You call that flying? Watch this! RRRGGH... GRAAARGH... GRRRRAAAH! Okay,
Nightshade: maybe I'll just stand here for a while.

Martin: A day in the life.

Dylan: How to Escape a Doomship: Volume 2,890.

Philip Mekeel: Luigi: Hey! Get these lines offa me!
Philip Mekeel: Albatoss: Time to pop me a balloon!
Philip Mekeel: Why couldn't THIS be in Super Mario Advance 4 as opposed to that Mario Bros. mode,
Philip Mekeel: anyway?
Philip Mekeel: Albatoss: THIS is for using me as a ride in World 6-2 of SMB2!

Poo the Pyro-boo: Toad: YAY! A flying parade!

Gabbie: Bowser: Hurry Paratroopas! Princess Peach is getting away with my favorite pink umbrella! **GOOD
Gabbie: PRIZE**
Gabbie: HAHA Luigi! We are the giant claws of ignored video game characters and we've come to take
Gabbie: YOU!!!
Gabbie: Toad: No! Not the floating house! I'm begging you!!!
Gabbie: Mario: Hey guys, sorry to interrupt your Mary Poppins play, but does anyone have cheesecake?
Gabbie: Mario's Balloon: Geez, Mario, would it kill you to go on a diet?

Popple: This is the last level, last boss of the new Mario game, Super Air Bros.

Drew: Unfortunately, their flying time has only three seconds left.

chainchomp: Bowser: It's my dream come true! I've got wings!!! Take that, you dumb Paratroopas!

Dark Koopa: This must be leg 3 of Lemmy's Amazing Race.

Kirby 25: This is Bowser's atempt to destroy Peach's Castle... with air assaults!
Kirby 25: Toad: AHHHH!!! Is that a Pokemon or Albatoss?

Justin: Mario: I've never felt so alive!!!

Tommy Koopa: Roy's plan to put everything in the sky went a little too far.

Supa Koopa: Mario: And I thought I was in trouble, but, you are, my bro...
Supa Koopa: Bowser: PINK, RED, BLUE, GREEN, BLACK, WHITE, AND BROWN! IT BURNS!!!
Supa Koopa: Paratroopa 3: Oooohhhh, a bir- OOOOHHHH, a BUTTERF- OOOOHHHH, A WOMBAT ZOMBIE!
Supa Koopa: Wait, that's bad...
Supa Koopa: Bowser: Is this heaven? Because I have wings. OH NO! MARIO, PEACH, AND TOAD ARE
Supa Koopa: HERE! THIS MUST BE THE OTHER PLACE!!! AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

General Cheep: It appears that everyone is so surprised by the coincidence that they all ended up in the General Cheep: same spot that no one notices that Luigi is getting mauled by rabid lines.

Yoshi: I can never get away from that plumber and his friends!

Z-Kidd 500: Bowser: I knew something like this would happen someday.
Z-Kidd 500: Mario: Whahoo, I've got a balloon!
Z-Kidd 500: Luigi: WHOAAA!
Z-Kidd 500: Toad: Let go of me you $*(@ bird!!!
Z-Kidd 500: Peach: I think I'm gonna get sick.
Z-Kidd 500: Bowser: Why do I have wings?
Z-Kidd 500: Paratroopa in the middle: Why is it windy for Luigi but not for anyone else?

Shadow Mario: Bowser: And the house wins in this floating contest with a record of two seconds!

Parakarry123$: Toad failed to use Mario and Luigi's balloon idea after he was made the star of Fox's new
Parakarry123$: program Fast Birds, Slow Toads.
Parakarry123$: Red Bird of Happiness: Kids, I'm very mad at all 14 of you, but good news- I bought our
Parakarry123$: homemade Thanksgiving dinner!
Parakarry123$: Bowser: Troops, let's get the cakewalk started! Speaking of which, I once walked in our
Parakarry123$: wedding cake, which felt... pretty good.
Parakarry123$: 2nd Paratroopa: (glaring at the red bird) Hey John... Get out the barbecue... We're having...
Parakarry123$: chicken...

abigailns: Toad: This isn't what I meant when I said take me away!

MaskedSheik: Picture displaying the not-very-well-known element of plate tectonics, which involves
MaskedSheik: everything under the crust falling out and the oceans becoming bottomless pits.
MaskedSheik: Luigi begins to understand the concept of "personal wind".
MaskedSheik: Toad: Mario, you have a balloon AND a raccoon tail and you're STILL lower than everybody
MaskedSheik: else?!

Zeyna the dragon: Bowser: This is strange. A bird caught Toad and Peach is acting like Mary Poppins.

Jeff Koopa: Mario: Hey Bowser! It was a bad mistake to come away from the wheel! Now no one's driving that
Jeff Koopa: stupid, smelly airship!

Extreme nintendo master: Coming to a Gameboy Advance near you, it's Stupid Mario Bros. 4!
Extreme nintendo master: Paratroopa: Why do I get the most boring parts?

Game Guy: Mario: Wait, wasn't Bowser eliminated from the AWESOME Race in the first episode?
Game Guy: Luigi: Now I understand why they didn't keep the balloon as an item in Super Smash Bros. Melee.
Game Guy: Toad: This isn't what I expected when I heard the commercial say "It gives you wings." **GOOD
Game Guy: PRIZE**

MarioFanaticXV: I thought Super Mario 128 was fun, violent, AND stupid... I would have settled for just one!

Donald: Bowser: Look at those clowns, trying to defeat the great Koopa King with mere child toys...
Donald: Luigi: Weeeee... I'm an airplane!!!
Donald: Mario: Oh brother... Oops! I missed the ship!
Donald: Toad: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!
Donald: Peach: Look at my kingdom... I love this view!

Waluigi's Twin: Luigi: I knew I shouldn't have borrowed this balloon from Dark Koopa!

BEEZER: Bowser: Arial transport isn't what it used to be.

The Fire Toad: Toad: Why do I get the painful one?
The Fire Toad: Looks like the idea of Glitzville became pretty popular.

Green Yoshi: Toad: Please don't drop me on that tiny castle down there!!!

King of Bling: Bowser's Dad: (in a flashback) Bowser, don't fly too close to the sun, those wings were
King of Bling: expensive!
King of Bling: Peach is aiming to get her sharp soles into Mario's balloon.
King of Bling: Those three Paratroopas remind me of a wall ornament.
King of Bling: Toad: Ahh! It's tearing up my brains!
King of Bling: Peach: If my castle floats in the air, then where does my sewage go?
King of Bling: Luigi: This is what I get for insulting Flurrie.

Yoshi kid: Mario: Take a whif of that good, thin mountain air!

Goomrey: Because of the airline strike, Mushroomers have resorted to alternate means of flight.
Goomrey: After returning from a long vacation, Mario and Co. are shocked to find that, besides Peach's
Goomrey: Castle, the rest of the Mushroom Kingdom seems to have disappeared...
Goomrey: Bowser, finally achieving his lifelong dream of growing wings, realizes it's not as great as it's
Goomrey: cracked up to be.

The Fire Toad: Peach's Castle: If Bowser won't lift me into space again, then I'll do it myself!

Petey Piranha Fan: Mario: Good thing Bowser had these balloons left over from Morton's birthday party!
Petey Piranha Fan: Luigi: Isn't it nice that Peach lent Toad her pet bird to help him escape?
Petey Piranha Fan: Bowser: KILL THEM, TROOPAS! THEY STOLE MY PET BIRDIE!

Kootie Pie: Welcome to Blue Boo's mind!

Kook Von Koopa: Bowser: WOW, I HAVE WINGS!!!
Kook Von Koopa: Toad: LET ME GO DOWN, LET ME GO DOWN, LET ME GO DOWN... wait... DON'T LET ME
Kook Von Koopa: GO DOWN, DON'T LET ME GO DOWN, DON'T LET ME GO DOWN!!!
Kook Von Koopa: Peach: Hi guys, it's me, Peach Poppins!
Kook Von Koopa: Red Balloon: Man, this Mario is heavy!
Kook Von Koopa: Luigi: MAAAAMMAAAAMIIIIIAAAAA, I CAN'T CONTROL THE BALLOON, HEEEELLLPPPP!!!
Kook Von Koopa: Green Balloon: AAAARRRGGGH, SOMEBODY SAVE ME FROM THIS LUIGI!
Kook Von Koopa: Paratroopas: (singing) LALALALALA, WHAT A BEAUTIFUL SKY, LALALALALALALA...
Kook Von Koopa: This is a NORMAL day in Sky Land!
Kook Von Koopa: Bowser: Ladies and gentleman, I introduce you to... PARABOWSER!!!
Kook Von Koopa: Pink Umbrella: Peach, I think you must go on a diet!
Kook Von Koopa: Mario: Wow, I can see Daisy's castle from here!

Mecha Bowser 2.0: Bowser: TO THE INFINITE AND BEYOND!!!
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Bowser: Nice thoughts, nice thoughts, nice thoughts...
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Mario: Up, up, and away!
Mecha Bowser 2.0: Peach: Uh, guys, I don't want to scary anybody but... THERE'S A MASSIVE ARMY OF
Mecha Bowser 2.0: BONZAI BILLS COMING IN THIS WAY!!!

Hip&Hop: Bowser: With these new wings, one of my lifelong dreams can come true: flying without that stupid
Hip&Hop: Clown Copter!
Hip&Hop: Toad: Ow, ow, ow, urgh, ow, augh, ow! Albatoss, you really need to cut your nails! Ow, augh, ow!
Hip&Hop: Peach: Like my new umbrella? I bought it from a girl called Mary Poppins!
Hip&Hop: Mario: Coooool, I can see Lemmy's Sky Castle from here!

Iggy Clone: Toad: I am sorry, Mario, but your Super Leaf is on another planet!

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