Parakarry123$: Bowser (from upstairs): Kids, have you seen my napkin from last Thanksgiving?
Parakarry123$: Wendy: (shaking dice) C'mon, ladders, ladders, ladders!

Duplipuff: Larry: Well I decide to takeover Russia... Wait, this IS Risk, right?

Petey Piranha Fan: Kootie Pie: So we're going to Isle Delfino, and I DON'T CARE if Daddy told us not to! ANY
Petey Piranha Fan: OF YOU TWO DORKS GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!

and: Larry: Which way to Paris?

MetaKnight: Cheatsy: Can we play SSBM now, guysssssss?

Dylan: Larry: I don't know how a map of California can possibly help us navigate through Pipe Land...

Bigboo25: Wendy: Okay, we've got it down to three continents to put Roy on, either Antarctica, Australia, or
Bigboo25: South America.

Dark Koopa: Wendy: So it's settled? Good. We attack the yellow blob tomorrow!

Justin: Larry, Ludwig, and Wendy's plan to takeover Lemmy's Land.

kookyluva: The saddest thing here is the fact that... no one can read the map.

Wooster: Having been fed outdated stock quotes, Cheatsy opted for the segments of the world containing
Wooster: 8-track tapes, 48-star flags, and Sega's console manufacturing plants.

supercomputer276: Wendy: AHH! I'VE GOT A BIG BLACK ZIT ON ME!!!

Gabbie: Larry: Hey guys, sorry about my runny nose ruining the whole left side of your map, but, I'm still
Gabbie: included in the plan, right?
Gabbie: Wendy: Eeek! I have a mole!
Gabbie: Larry: Ah! Wendy, you squished my play-dough statue of Dad!
Gabbie: Wendy: Finally you're here, Larry! We're searching this map for a hair salon so we can get Ludwig a
Gabbie: hairbrush! It's an emergency!

Hip&Hop: Cheatsy: Bored...
Hip&Hop: Kootie Pie: Mmm... I think King Dad forgot to pay the light account again...
Hip&Hop: Kooky: Boy, what a badly drawn map!

EXOR: Kooky: Hey Lemmy, we finally discovered where Videogamerpat is! **GOOD PRIZE**
EXOR: Cheatsy: (This is so boring... I wanna go bed...)
EXOR: Kootie Pie: Kooky, are you sure this a map of Sarasaland?
EXOR: Big Mouth (offscreen): OH NO! THEY DISCOVERED MY SECRET MAP TO WEDDING CAKE
EXOR: KINGDOM!!!
EXOR: Cheatsy: Wait a minute... You aren't Kooky... You are... MARIO!!! AAAARRRRGHHH!!!

Game Guy: Larry tried his hardest to listen to Ludwig's plan, but he just couldn't stop staring at the mole
Game Guy: under Wendy's eye.

Boogaloo: Larry: I thought we were gonna play Monopoly, but THIS is much better!

Flygon_trainer: Larry: Ludwig, you liar, you told me the world was round! This is proof it's flat!

Hawk Rawk: Ludwig: I drew this map using chocolate, orange juice, a banana, lemon ice cream, and blue
Hawk Rawk: toothpaste.

Parakarry123$: Ludwig: You expect me to believe that King Dad took over Russia 51 years before he was
Parakarry123$: born?! Cool, then I'm next for the throne!

Supa Koopa: Larry: So you're sayin' Yoshi's Island is actually Yoshi Islands?

Zeus: Larry: Wendy, stop playing with the fingerpaints!

Petey Piranha Fan: Kooky: Let me get this straight, Kootie Pie. I'm supposed to go to Cookie Mountain and
Petey Piranha Fan: eat it- I mean, defeat Mario? What sort of flavor is Cookie Mountain?
Petey Piranha Fan: Kootie Pie: Okay, Kooky? THIS is where you hide Roy's sunglasses! DO IT NOW!!!
Petey Piranha Fan: Cheatsy, THIS is where you defeat Mario! DO IT NOW!!! And THIS is where I'll trap
Petey Piranha Fan: Peach. THAT can wait 'til tomorrow.
Petey Piranha Fan: Kootie Pie reveals to Kooky and Cheatsy the sacred map to the bathroom.

Boolia: Wendy: Where's Amarica?
Boolia: Ludwig: (I'm going to be lazy, and watch Wendy and Larry mess up our evil plan.)

Ben Catchpole: Bowser: Hey kids, what have I told you about makin' evil plots before midnight?

Zeyna the dragon: So the three Koopalings discover where they lost the potato patch.

MaskedSheik: Larry: Ok, I give up. Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? ***FIRST PRIZE***

Morton Koopa Jr: To practice taking over the world, Ludwig, Larry, and Wendy hold a game of Risk every
Morton Koopa Jr: Friday night.

MarioFanaticXV: No, they're not playing Risk... They think they're actually going to take over the world!
MarioFanaticXV: Larry: RATS! I would have won if I had known that nukes were added to Risk!
MarioFanaticXV: When the Koopalings play Risk, they don't use dice to determine the battles... They use
MarioFanaticXV: their underlings!
MarioFanaticXV: Ludwig: However, now I have Lemmy'z Land, which iz a webzite. Vebzitez go all around zee
MarioFanaticXV: world, so when I control Lemmy'z Land, I control zee vorld!!!
MarioFanaticXV: Wendy: Water Land touches almost everything on the board, so now I can attack all your
MarioFanaticXV: coastlines!

PseudoMario: Ludwig: So, I get Mushroon Kingdom, Wendy gets Beanbean Kingdom, and Larry gets Waffle
PseudoMario: Kingdom.

Popple: Kooky: Well, we've already conquered the Mushroom Kingdom and Sarasaland; which world shall we
Popple: conquer next, siblings?

Kirbyfancobra: Wendy: Get this map out of the way! I want to see this unique and interesting table!

Bobby: Wendy: And here, this is what you spilled last Tuesday during lunch!

Ninja-Z: Wendy: If I wrapped this map to the Legendary Stars around me, would it make me look fat? **GOOD Ninja-Z: PRIZE**
Ninja-Z: Larry: It doesn't say map, Ludwig! It says dvw! It's all bogus.

mattesp: Ludwig: Okay, the Chuckola Cola stand is here, and we are here, so pass the hill into the river...

Hammer Brother: Larry: *sigh* Ludwig, my dear brother... WHY are you reading this dirty towel?

Doopliss: Wendy: God, what a badly drawn map!
Doopliss: Ludwig: Mmm... I think this is upside down.
Doopliss: Larry: But we tried to invade Mushroon Kingdom with an army of giant robots before!

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