Parakarry123$: Yoshi: And WHY do we need to know the difference between clorox and clorox 2? They both
Parakarry123$: taste the same... ***FIRST PRIZE***
Parakarry123$: Peach: (Hmm... This would actually make sense if I didn't fail in math.)
Parakarry123$: Security (outside): Mayor, a girl solved a math problem! You know what that means?! A
Parakarry123$: WITCH!

Supa Koopa: Peach (Mario): This is the last time I let Yoshi pick my Halloween costume!
Supa Koopa: Peach:You see, little one, 2+2=7, and DON'T EVER make fun of a Whomp.

ian1: Yoshi: Yoshi hungry- I mean umm... It's-a me, Mario!
ian1: Peach: I don't get it, Mario. Why does all of this keep on disappearing?

Yoshi kid: Peach: Come on, Yoshi! We have to write over 55 miles per hour or that bus will explode!

Popple: Princess Peach: Hey, Mario... you look a little green today...

Zeus: Yoshi: Yoshi think drawing green sun more fun than Peach's yucky algebra!

Morton Koopa Jr: Because of the hat, Peach mistook Yoshi for Mario and forced him to help her with her
Morton Koopa Jr: math homework.

Dylan: Yoshi: I don't see how a book report on The Three Little Pigs can be so hard...

MetaKnight: Mario: Peach, can you turn me back to my handsome old self now?

Dark Koopa: Peach: Hmm, you look different, Mario. New pants? **GOOD PRIZE**

Tommy Koopa: Yoshi: *sigh* So, Peach, why do I have to fill out a form for the caps to work? And aren't you
Tommy Koopa: supposed to be captured?
Tommy Koopa: Yoshi: Mario dies and all I get is his cap and the deed to the Beanbean Kingdom.

Z-Kidd 500: Peach: Woah! I just checked my weight and I weigh two pounds!!!

Boshee: While Peach explained to Yoshi that n is u upside down, Yoshi daydreamed about what E. Gadd
Boshee: tastes like.
Boshee: Peach: ...And that's why hypothermal indentiated cerebral laposynosis should work.
Boshee: Peach: No, there was never any yummy star book where my arm is covering.
Boshee: Peach: One moment... Wait... Just let me finish this one little universal equation and then you can
Boshee: eat the paper.
Boshee: Peach: ...And that's why it was a bad idea to eat the wall between my room and the library.
Boshee: Peach: Where'd my triple-meat hoagie go?

Justin: Peach: Yoshi, you promised me you'd help me with my math!
Justin: Yoshi: I thought wearing Mario's hat would help me get over Birdo dumping me for Popple.

Boogaloo: Watch how the Yoshi reacts to such exiting things... a cookie he drew and Peach's note to the
Boogaloo: castle...
Boogaloo: Yoshi: *yawn* Too bad I ate Mario...

Petey Piranha Fan: Yoshi (disguised as Mario): No, Peachie Pie, of course Mario not tied and gagged in
Petey Piranha Fan: closet. No, Peachie Pie, me not Yoshi, me Mario!
Petey Piranha Fan: Yoshi: Let Yoshi get this straight... Yoshi is Mario's replacement, so Yoshi has to save
Petey Piranha Fan: Lavalava Island from Valentina, the Mushroom Kingdom from Bowser, the real world from
Petey Piranha Fan: Smithy, the land of dirt from Wooster, and Marrymore from Bundt?
Petey Piranha Fan: Peach: Mario, darling... As long as you're not Yoshi, I'm sure you can go one week without
Petey Piranha Fan: food... Maybe even a YEAR!

kolorado: Yoshi: Yoshi no want homework! Homework boring and stupid! (Hehe! If me pretend be Mario,
kolorado: Mama Peach not give homework!)

Boolia: Yoshi: Come on, when are you going to be done with Mario's mustache?
Boolia: Peach: What am I doing?

Koopus: Peach (Luigi): Okay Mario, let's try this spell one more time...  Although I DO look pretty in pink...
Koopus: Yoshi: (That Peach... Always getting "Technical" when she tells a joke...)
Koopus: Book with Toad's head on it: "How to Decapitate Your Annoying Servants in Ten Easy Steps"
Koopus: Librarian: (pointing at the table) Hey! Who's been writing on this table?!
Koopus: Koopa Legends 2: "Back as requested by Old Koopa Geezers and Self-Centered Archeaologists"
Koopus: Fire-Flower Book: "The Complete Fire Flower Field Guide, Know Your Plants, From Slightly
Koopus: Smoldering to a Complete Fiery Disaster"
Koopus: Goomba Book: "The Goomba That Cried Wiggler, by Iza Liare"
Koopus: Announcer Guy: And the race between the pencil and the crayon continues... It's so EXCITING, I
Koopus: think I'm gonna DIE!!!

Goomrey: Peach: (reading letter aloud) Dear Mario, Yoshi apologizes for stealing your cap again.

kkcobra2: Yoshi: Peach, what's with that Atticus on the table?

Iggy Clone: Peach: Quick, Yoshi, get the recipe book so we can return Toad to his normal state!
Iggy Clone: Yoshi: Yoshi no think we need all this planning to pry Mario from nacho stand!

MaskedSheik: Peach Teach - a game in which the Calculus difficulty outstrips even the Lost Levels,
MaskedSheik: because the Yoshis refuse to learn anything but how to draw Raphael the Raven.
MaskedSheik: Yoshi: I never knew you were left-handed...
MaskedSheik: Peach: Hey, don't look at me like that! This is how I beat Ludwig at the International Math
MaskedSheik: Meet!

MarioFanaticXV: Toadstool: Are you sure that you're not Mario? That hat makes you look exactly like him.

Bigboo25: If Yoshi had known of all the court paperwork involved, he would've never "borrowed" Mario's
Bigboo25: hat.

FalseBowser: Yoshi: Atticus, why am I wearing Mario's hat?
FalseBowser: Peach: Let's see... 4+5? Boy, this could take all day...

Hooktail 2: Peach is trying to explain to Yoshi why one plus one is two.

Jr. Troopa: Mario: That's the last time I touch something in Chemistry class.

kookyluva: Peach: No, no, no, Yoshi... This is how you draw King Boo...

Gastlis: Peach teaches Science classes.

Ric: Yoshi: Peach, write down: "You're very stupid. I'm smarter than you but still stupid and a Mario maniac."
Ric: Got that?
Ric: Two morons and two papers... What happens next?
Ric: Yoshi: And the M on Mario's cap stands for moron. Got that?

Shadow Mario: Peach: So, I reckon if we- Hey, are you listening?
Shadow Mario: Peach: Yoshi, your disguises are about as good as your drawing of a Shine Sprite.
Shadow Mario: Peach: How'd he win the drawing contest?! He only drew a smiley face!

Double D: Yoshi: *sigh* I wish I could read.
Double D: Peach: I found an invisibility potion, a shrink potion, and even a secret cookie recipe, but no
Double D: get-this-annoying-Mario-hat-off-my-head potion! **GOOD PRIZE**
Double D: With Phase 1 of their evil plan complete, Peach and Yoshi now discuss how to get rid of Luigi.
Double D: Peach: "Dear Bowser, I am sorry, but I will not be able to accept your invitation to come and tour
Double D: your castle dungeons. Sincerely, Peach. PS. Don't even think about offering me a gift basket if I
Double D: come. You used that one last week."

Punisher: Peach: Four plus four? Hmmm...  Now that is hard.
Punisher: Yoshi: Yoshi bored watching Peach write a letter to Bowser about their game with Mario.
Punisher: Yes, even princesses and dinosuars have to do taxes!

The Fire Toad: Yoshi: Now Peach, write a one-thousand word essay on why you find it unnecessary to dress
The Fire Toad: up for opposite day!

Toad Fan 64: Peach: Mario, help me on this problem.
Toad Fan 64: Yoshi: 1+1? Why does Mario put me in these situations...?

Twomp: Yoshi: It's-a me, Yoshi!
Twomp: Peach: Yeah, I finally discovered a way to transform coins into Stars!
Twomp: Mario (offscreen): Hey Yoshi, can I have my hat back?

Chaim Chomp: Peach: Yeah, I finally discovered why my hair is yellow!
Chaim Chomp: Yoshi: Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored...
Chaim Chomp: Mario's Hat: Why am I on Yoshi's head?
Chaim Chomp: Yoshi: Hey, somebody stole my red crayon!

Mouser 4700: Peach is trying to make a picture for the next Caption Contest.

Flower Fuzzie: Yoshi: Peach, are you sure we need all this security just to guard your room?

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